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Pathetic. What does it say about the (totally not controlled) opposition party that they're content to be led by sorry wet noodles like this guy and Chuck the Schmuck?
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Pathetic. What does it say about the (totally not controlled) opposition party that they're content to be led by sorry wet noodles like this guy and Chuck the Schmuck?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
It's their thing this season. π©
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
They let opponents get a lot of offensive rebounds for easy put-backs, for one thing.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Because it doesn't work that way, as is discussed at length in this very thread. Demanding people withhold support for Biden/Harris worked out just great, didn't it?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are @democrats.org in such thrall to these self-promoting chickenshit idiot consultants? It's not like they actually help them win or anything?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
The first recorded death from being *too* healthy, is my guess.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
Not dead *yet*. Sheesh.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
So, like, his employee review went REALLY badly.
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It's just, How does this team get to game 42 of a season that's gone the way this one has and not understand that you can't do this??? #Storm #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
When things start going wrong, Quinn does NOT know what to do about it. #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
Move Malonga away to a safe distance, and blow it all the fuck up. I hope the next coach isn't some dude with a shaved head or a man bun. But there definitely needs to be a next coach. #Storm #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
'Bout where I'm at, too. I think she truly does not know what to do when things come unraveled. #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
I'd say thing was unbelievable except that the #Storm have been doing this so fucking much. #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
Can we please not do this again, #Storm? #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, I've read the word comes from the Nahuatl word 'ahuacatl'. So what the heck were the Nahuatl referring to before 1926???
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Lots more opportunities to get all shouty when there's double overtime.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Needs to work on her free throws, though: Don't want Hack-a-Dom to become a thing. #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Muslims have small bones from not eating pork products, you see.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll get the medal, sit down, lie back, stick his hand down his pants, and "adjust" himself. And the press will act like nothing weird happened.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
For me the biggest shock of the 21st century has been learning that there is in fact no such thing as Peak Stupid.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, what?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I'd vote for Newsom or Jeffries in the general, but I'd be noisily unhappy about it. Let's just please not act like Newsom already has it sewn up. The fact that so many Californians would sooner vote for Pritzker (or Walz, or AOC) should tell people something.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Quick question: Have there been any besides that one guy (who was, admittedly, pretty good)?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
I was not aware the US had a no first use policy. I'd be interested to hear what the Japanese have to say about this.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you know, we may have to fight the Chinese, but surely it's better if we can do that without making them mad.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
At the risk of being rude, how would Nate recognize a normal person if she or he walked right up to him and told him to his face that he sucks?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point, "badly" is my guess.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus how many stories actually have two and only two "sides"?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Never a good idea to compare horrors. You end up sounding like you're saying one wasn't so bad.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
AND wear gun pins on their lapels.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Who, despite the silence of his former advisors, has continued to get even older.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
It's why the Onion quietly switched to reporting straight news.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
But the fleets of tanker trucks filled with pumpkin spice flavoring are headed to all the Trader Joe's stores as we speak.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Pfft. Legones. Or Legontes.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
I will note, one difference between the current Alyssa Thompson story and when Phallon Tullis-Joyce was sold off to ManU was that, this time there is at least an explanation. Tullis-Joyce just mysteriously vanished from the lineup for a few weeks and then the sale was announced. It sucked. #NWSL
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
The staying power of mediocre (and worse) dudes in women's sports is one of the disappointments of our era.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, is it still required that every NBA team have one?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
It is striking how the creeps all stick together.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
How about now?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
Oh gosh, I just realized: I hope it doesn't happen while I'm in class. Even in LA they're not going to want teachers acting that happy about it in front of the kids. I mean, I hope it's soon. But tomorrow would just be a lot better. Or tonight. Tonight is good.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably looking for unattended infants to harvest.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Feeling like the "They like Pigfucker and want him to win" guy has a point.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
Yes, exactly this! #Moriatur
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially when it's this obvious we're looking forward to it!
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
If we're talking Walz and/or Pritzker, I am completely okay with that!
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
The Christmas morning giddiness of that day was pretty damn special.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Better yet, be still HIS heart. π
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Then what the fuck does that make all the Democrats who just sit there and call all the horrible, treasonous nazi thieving, lying piece of shit conduct "distractions," pray tell?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice. Like the other players also know watching Malonga become stronger and more confident has been the best part of this season!
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
"Decidedly mid, but you won't feel like you need a shower afterwards!" So, we've all seen worse.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Patience. He's been busy Consulting with his most trusted couches.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
The most illegitimate, too. Where is the Democrat who will say "Fuck the Judicial Calvinball Court"?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but we must remember: These people are all unbelievably stupid.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Um. Attacking someone and then pulling back is not usually the sort of thing that wins a Nobel Peace Prize. Surely even Dumbfuck and his merry band of depraved idiots understand this?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
I sympathize. I remember too well Tullis-Joyce's mysterious absence from lineups before she was shipped off to the UK. This hurts, too, though, 'cause Thompson's on my fantasy team. π
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
Agreed. βEqual human rights no matter whoβ should be a minimum for us to expect of those we choose to represent us.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
These chicken shits can seldom be bothered to stand up for themselves, never mind other people. I've been voting Democratic for over 40 years, my entire adult life. I have never been more appalled and disgusted, because of the cowardice and lack of principle I'm seeing.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he preparing to go into that... I mean, gentle or not, as long as that pigfucker goes!
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
That is, indeed, weird. Thanks.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, Ghouliani news? Is he dead, at least?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
Is he dead yet? ... ... ... How about now?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Ideally I'd prefer a Ceausescu Christmas for him. But I'm less concerned with the How as that it happens.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
And we all want that for you!
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't approve of his picking on trans people policy or his picking on homeless people policy. But I do approve of his picking on Kid Rock policy.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
The Sky when they're healthy are really, really big.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
Nice one, Mercury! #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
It would maybe be out of character for them to simplify things by beating the Sparks Monday. But it sure would be nice. #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Below the waist AND between the ears.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
I remain hopeful that what's coming is him dropping dead and leaving a bloated, stinky corpse. π₯³π
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
My guess is just making the playoffs won't be enough; something good needs to happen once they get there. #Storm #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
I do like the way the #Storm shoot free throws. Be nice if it happened more regularly. #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
I hope the #Storm remember how to make a shot soon. #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
It's like when I buy a Power Ball ticket: "It's probably not happening this time but WHAT IF IT DOES? πππ"
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
The announcers were talking about getting a call "If she'd sold the contact." And I have been thinking, if I were coaching the #Storm, "Your homework before practice tomorrow is to watch some men's soccer." π #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social)
I am once again asking the #Storm to try to get some rebounds. /Bernie meme #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'know, they use their money and his visibility to promote women's soccer, so some of us try not to think about it too much. That last Super Bowl was enjoyable, however.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
And not a lot of money, either.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Is she hurt (I still haven't seen Thursday's game), or is it something else?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Mediocrities if we're lucky. Which, with this regime, we're uniformly not.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, there's a block.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, a vassal of a KGB man.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
And we're only assuming it's past tense.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucker needs to get his lazy, bony ass in gear already, tho.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
I figure Biden will because that's the Norm, and you know how passionately he's devoted to those. π
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
The lines of people with full bladders and who knows what else will be more than even Disneyland could manage.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
#Seahawks fans, having *That Dream* again.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
And before the "It's not a democracy, it's a..." crowd rolls in, it's not how a constitutional republic operates, either.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
The worm in his brain tells him, you see.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
*Otto walking out of Stoner's Pot Palace*
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
And then they lock the inventory inside cases, with only the all too rare employees having a key. Like, you better bring a lunch and a folding chair to buy some deodorant.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
At least two Russian spies by my count. But yeah.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but the alternative was treating people different from themselves like human beings. And so, here we are.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, okay: I was worried he'd come back or something.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Question in response to the question on the right: Who the fuck cares?
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
I also think here too part of the problem is too many games in too little time. But yeah, officiating definitely needs to be reconsidered, especially concerning heads and necks. #WNBA
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I'd be feeling good about where they're at if not for that thing a couple weeks ago.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
My guess is the league office has been telling the refs, "The players are whiners who don't want to go all out when its a little warm. Toughen 'em up out there." #NWSL
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda figured they'd make the playoffs.
Chris Wilhelm (@cwilhelm24.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh gosh, that would NOT be safe for human consumption.