He totally would be patient zero for something horrific but ultimately stupid and preventable wouldnāt he?
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He totally would be patient zero for something horrific but ultimately stupid and preventable wouldnāt he?
When I think of a slimeball I honest to gods picture Ted Cruz. Same deal with the word sleazebag.
He looks like a church gargoyle
I think my knees are part of the problem but I am stubbornly not admitting it š¤£
I always think āroid raisinā whenever Iām unfortunate enough to see RFK Jr all swolled up but still somehow looking like a wrinkled mess.
Ringworm of Misinformation?
āYou are a hazard to the health of the American people.ā
Ever be walking down the stairs and your well honed coordination is suddenly like āfuck you I wonāt do what you tell meā and almost kills you?
If the Stormy edit comes in at 90 minutes I would totally watch it š¤£
The Monica Bellucci subplot is so incredibly under developed. And after that awesome introduction where she basically reanimates and rebuilds herself. I think the entire subplot of the fatherās funeral should go too.
This one wasnāt even undone by the hype, itās just a total chaotic mess of a movie. Still entertaining but wowza, messy. #filmsky
This photo is amazing š
Deer face mid-chew. š
Actual gif of you in your element? š¤£š
Who you gonna call? Goatbusters!
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Two can play this game: I am diagnosing RFK Jr. as unfit for any position of power, ever. And he looks like a roid raisin.
Theyāre ushering him away so he can promptly go fuck himself.
Just as heās covering up the Epstein files & creating every imaginable distraction, Pedoman doesnāt want you to know that he and wingman Jeffrey Epstein savagely raped/tag-teamed a 13 YEAR OLD GIRL! Say her name you clown-faced faced cocksucker! KATIE JOHNSON! #PedoTrump #EpsteinFiles #Pedoman
A Survivor who could not make it today.... here is her speech. Listen to it. #resistanceKitty #Revolution2025 #ResistanceDirectory #EpsteinFile
Massie: "The Speaker of the House just offered a fig leaf to my colleagues. They're gonna vote on a non-binding resolution today that does absolutely nothing ... they're allowing the DOJ to curate all of the information that the DOJ is giving them ... the perpetrators are being protected"
Epstein survivor Marina Lacerda: "The worst part is that the government is still in possession right now of documents & information that could help me remember and get over all of this maybe, and help me heal. They have documents w/ my name on them that were confiscated from Jeffrey Epstein's house"
F'n believe women. Believe victims. And please protect them from "being suicided" because they are up against a beast who has no problem finding people to do his dirty work.
WAKE UP! The survivors of Jeffrey Epstein deserve justice. They deserve to be heard. Today at 10:30 AM EST / 7:30 AM PST, theyāre speaking live at a press conference. The system tried to bury the truth, but these voices are rising anyway. Watch. Share. Donāt look away. (Link in š§µ)
I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops. I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops. I also have experience asking him for assistance ā just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.
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Classic! I still have my VHS copy around here somewhere. Perfect for loopy movie marathons š¤£
Lolol, I did not but now I know what to do the next time I go in for a root canal! š¤£
This fucking song goes so hard, and it was blisteringly accurate 20 years ago. Even more so now. Here are Muse with Uprising. Fuck Trump. #musicsky
I donāt think I ever saw John Wick 4 or Ballerina. Let me know how they are!
Wowza, all I got for my wisdom teeth was some strong Ibuprofen! I feel slighted š¤£
Did they give you anything good?
Itās the best part! And lasts for like 10 movies š¤£
Heās not a dick, heās Dickish.
I was under the impression this place was strictly for posting while loopy on drugs? š¤
He is trying to get out of those late fees.
Pffft, never too late for a stylish bib š¤£
Omg did you just watch the poor dog being killed and not the revenge that follows? That is probably the worst way to watch this movie š¤£
Time for a stylish bib?
Healthiest looking part of Trumpās gnarly head is his ear that was supposedly shot off. I hate him.
I liked it better when he was dead.
I would say the simple answer is āfuckfaceā.
Everything is to distract away from the Epstein Files.
Damn it. Damn it all to hell.
I was holding out hope. Hope springs eternal and all that.
Good. Now may Joni Ernst fuck off into an abyss, never to return.
Been collecting all the banned books over the last year or so. Many of them were required reading when I was in High School.
If he had a heart, Iād hope this would break it into a million pieces.
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Hell yeah, weed, donuts and horror movies! š¤š»
*susan collinsā hand wringing intensifies*
*susan collins hand wringing intensifies*
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
Makes me sick to my stomach. Letās please identify these heinous motherfuckers.
This man is an authentic American hero A Black man facing armed federal agents to stand up for his youth baseball team. Brave. www.wcpo.com/politics/imm...
ā¦vampires?
āI believe heās who the president pickedā¦ā Iām tired of these bullshit non-answers and posturing and defending this stupid evil motherfucker.
John Carpenterās Vampires. A perfect example of a shitty movie that still manages to entertain with some truly despicable characters, creative gore and wild special effects. Everything else is a disaster though š¤£ Thoughts on this one?
Gotta be top 5 worst haircuts of the ā90s. Fun movie though!
New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
I will put my money on the caddie.
Watching Alien Earth with subtitles on and I forgot how awesome the word āsquelchesā is and if you see it in subtitles you know something gooey is about to go down. Fāing amazing show.
I think thatās code for āgimme a salt lickā š¤£
Hands down, you still get the best pictures! š
Omg that is cruel but hilarious! I remember seeing it way back on VHS and just being blown away by the sheer insanity and gore. The lawnmower scene is brilliantly demented!
Dead Alive is amazing.
Iām hoping heās been long dead or in jail or otherwise out of the picture by that point.
I see Mike Johnson trending and sad to discover itās just more stupid bullshit and lies that heās said.
I wish someone would cancel his Secret Service protection.
It is pretty good, and maybe one of the most 80s movies ever. So many amazingly wild outfits and color!
The Lost Boys (1987, directed by Joel Schumacher) Any fans of this ultra 80s vampire fest? Itās that horror time of year. Best time of year š±
As long as guns are easily available to crazy people, mass killings directed at so-called soft targets will continue. This is a fact. Countries where it's more difficult for crazy people to obtain guns have less shootings. This is also a fact. Do with these facts as you will.
If I could recommend just one Stephen King book itād be 11/22/63. Itās like a time traveling political thriller with some smatterings of horror and the uncanny.
Have you read this one yet? Visceral and bleak, reminded me a lot of early King.
RFK Jr. resigns and the fucking My Pillow guy takes his place š«£
RFK Jr. resigns and the fucking My Pillow guy takes his place š«£
If someone tells you there's nothing we can do about gun violence beyond thoughts and prayers, remind them: āGun laws in other countries have prevented mass shootings āMore guns don't make us safer āA majority of Americans want gun reform We don't have to live like this.
Itās worth a shot, we have enough underthinking going on currently.
Itās the guns!
Would this be considered the very first āporn nameā?
Caught this little groundhog enjoying some of my fresh pears that have fallen. Not pictured: Bill Murray hiding just out of sight with a net. Nature, baby.
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They would have to be able to read and have critical thinking skills for that to happen.
If Iām getting burned there is a 90% chance this line of thinking is to blame.
Surely her evil twin Fanny Burden existed at the same time?
"Ask your pharmacist for it by name . . . " Fanny Ease United States, Census, 1950
He came back for the clippings.
Make the bastards grind the coffee instead.
What sort of plant/flower is this? Anyone know? š¤ looks sorta like a gladiolus but donāt think thatās it. I took this somewhere in Baltimore, haha.
You essentially get two uniforms as a perk.
Thatās funny because Trump told me in private that he was in fact the worst president of anyoneās lifetime, and is, in fact, the dumbest human to ever hobble the earth.
Real heroes donāt wear capes. They carry mops and may be a little bit mutated.
Iām sad that the Asshead clan died out in the new millennium.
I donāt think he loves anyone except maybe his daughter and himself.
Itās cute, and probably super comfy! I have a lucky Steelers tossle cap somewhere. Iāll have to dust it off for the winter š¤£
Youāve already got your Bengals tossle cap ready to go! š¤£
Brutal. A humiliation ritual.
Instead of solving any of the 400 million problems they have created they have to waste time verbally fellating someone who is possibly the dumbest human to ever exist. It is nauseating.
This has got to be the lamest circle-jerk in the history of circle-jerks. Witkoff sucking so hard he had to unhinge his jaw.