Boooooooooo! ❤️
The Master of Unfairness
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Boooooooooo! ❤️
Drinking Negronis at 8am with my new bestfriend
With gifts!
Figured out how to wag that tail
Picked up our puppy today and not everyone is stoked about it
Nutritionally balanced
DRUNK (legally)
Me drunkenly DM’ing all the boys (60yo men I have crushes on before we get swallowed up by the chaos)
Lmfao
I’m from East Salinas lol
Pls respect our Christmas traditions
DM me when you get to the bottom of mt Madonna
I’m not the pussy here tapping out
Which industries might exploit vulnerable women?
Yes
Does actually
It was weird!!
Goodbye for now
Why is it always "Do you regret not voting for the lesser evil genocidal candidate?" and not "Do you regret your party committing genocide?"
jordan peterson getting into having unrecognized diseases is so babygirl coded of him. i hope he becomes a chronic lyme influencer
I always underestimate how much liberals will hate people for saying they shouldn’t be exploited by industry
No it’s cool. Thanks
It’s a Cuomo operation
Appreciate it
Imagining HR frantically trying to match up posts of my naked breasts
For real
No people won’t stop being weird
Man, I forgot how easy trouncing liberals was. We’ve been having to fight conventionally-attractive anti-feminist pseudo-Marxists
I’ve only been here for 2 hours. Jesus Christ. I’ll go
Who won what?
We did nothing. The Soviets 100% saved the world from Nazism and now we’ve brought it back after having killed the opposition.
our Dutch hometown was saved by the Soviets and is commemorated as such: “glory to the heroes”
She thought I said Hillary 😭
Lol still waiting myself
Based based based
My husband is Dutch. We’ve been dealing with Nazis. It’s very unfortunate to see dems go full Weimar
God I wish Bernie was a communist
Who won what?
Lmfao
Why are you bringing up 2016 when I was referencing 2024?
My sister’s boyfriend (of 10 years—get it together zoomers) gave my son his old bike and it was in such pristine condition I yelped “wow, you were an inside kid!” and now we all call him an indoor boy
I assumed they’d all moved here a while ago. Haven’t seen any at the Nazi site in a minute
Hell yeah brother
Dead internet or fascist takeover depression?
Mantra 🙏
Sooooo, what’s everyone been up to? I joined the PTA and bought a second gun
that’s why I avoid this place—can’t trust myself not to get instantly nuked if I engage one
The vibe here seems very fucky, not gonna lie. Everyone having a bad time?
Stay losing then 🤷♀️
There’s enough culpability to also blame the DNC who opted to subvert the primary process and coronate a woman who had no chance
Tell the DNC who chose to coronate the number 2 in one of the least popular administrations in living memory instead of holding an actual primary and running on policy
Still never seen it. I was an outdoor kid
Banned from that other app, drinking and skeeting but:
No one ever confused you for being a decent person scooter
Lol Ok scooter
Better!
I think that’s illegal
I feel like you guys don’t appreciate my puppy. She’s the bossy one in the purple collar just riding over everyone for attention. Her name is Maybe and i bring her home a week from Monday. Thank you for your attention to this matter
Ok hold on, lemme finish this wine
Autists unite!
Alright, so what do we do here?
"You're pretty funny" thanks I've been abandoned a lot
Here I am!
I forgot all about that guy. I just was he ever considered Serious?
Ohhhhhh. Big boy!
Where watch show pls?
Doesn’t surprise me at all actually
I cropped the threats of violence
Relegated here for my drunk posting hours. Let’s see me get banned from two websites!
Italians: white confirmed
11 more days 😭
Load up the front and swivel it around to the back. Boom. 6 babies already
The record is suffering
I was thinking putting arby’s in her pants was a euphemism but now I’m not sure.
What if Jon Stewart ran for President? What if Stephen Colbert ran for President? What if John Oliver ran for President? What if Seth Meyers ran for President? What if a fart ran down your pants and into your socks and your foot exploded you goofy childish motherfucker
Last week of no school over here
Finding out from social worker/therapist friends that they have teenage clients who can’t shop or make phone calls or apply to schools because they’re infantilized all their lives by the incredibly child-hostile infrastructure/culture of the US
My 9yo went shopping today by himself while I hovered nearby. He said he was nervous & then he found out that Dutch kids ride their bikes to the store & shop on their own as young as 6 or 7 & he was instantly fine. Would just love it if he could get to the store without being hit by a car
Maybe if you didn’t run your society like a business where every single aspect of life is profit driven you’d have figured out by now that kids need places to spend time, and they wouldn’t be bothering you on your waddle down main street to get your coffee milkshakes
You need the national guard because you saw kids riding bikes in the road? Have you considered not destroying every place they hang out so you can build shopping centers that sell $40 salads? Have you considered building things for them to do instead of sending every dollar to killing kids in Gaza?
"I saw some youths in public, I doubt the crime rate is down" You are the reason teenagers don't have a safe space to exist in public & the reason why they are forced to spend all their time online because they can't even hang out in a park with their friends without some guy crapping in his diaper
They are. This is not a “leftist” debate. This is chronically online twitter users fighting with each other over personal disagreements about feminist theory and a desperate attempt to paint one particular defense attorney as a misogynist for defending accused rapists. It’s really very stupid
I refuse to engage the defense attorney discourse. It’s just a bunch of people who hate each other for personal reasons trying to construct a Systems Discourse instead of just saying they hate each other for being dumb fucks and moving on. Embarrassing stuff.
It’s even dumber than that. It’s people who (justifiably) harbor grudges over the anti-SW and anti-feminism positions of a couple of large twitter morons and are going after their orbiters on whatever feeble ground they think they’ve found.
It’s just a bunch of people who don’t like each other for personal reasons trying to make it into a SystemsIssue
How the 43 year old former McKinsey price fixing consultant, naval intelligence officer and career DNC politician looks at me after I select “no contribution” at the bottom of the 87th fundraising email I’ve gotten from Act Blue on the iPad:
The most human thing Grok does is hate Elon.
FBI agent to a woman getting a coffee: did u kill Jon Benet Ramsey Woman getting a coffee: no FBI agent: the hunt continues, sir did you-
I don’t care to know what any of this actually means but it being labeled intolerance delights me
12:30am posting Covid deep cuts
They got me!
A saga in 2 drunken parts
Found out Biden, personally, wrote the caveat that made social security payments susceptible to garnishment for unpaid student loans
18 days until we pick her up
Have to wait 20 more days to take my puppy home 😤
Nothing that exciting. This other dog we were looking at was named Maybe and we really liked it so we’re stealing it
My son is in love with our friend’s dog so I finally got him his own Meet Maybe
Lol no
Kidnapped from his tank
This is why I’m still on that other app
