For a second I thought he was trying to sell my town a monorail
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For a second I thought he was trying to sell my town a monorail
Hey @kingserpentico.bsky.social
This makes me want to learn how to do BlueSky feeds just to make a Lodge 49 feed. And maybe also a Mrs Davis one
Is there some heat between Herbstreit and Belichick that I donāt know about? because this is starting to feel downright gleeful
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Partly because theyāre so cheap and they already paid for all the Trump 2028 merch. But mostly because they think they can Louis Napoleon the Republican base.
My personal Blueanon headcanon is that djt resigns and has jdv appoint djtjr as vice president. Then jdv resigns. Djtjr becomes prez and appoints jdv as vp again. Then djt can say heās making all the decisions himself, but passing off all the physical dtd stuff to djtjr.
I also choose this in the cause-of-death pool for when the other guy kicks it:
I am at the āstart calling people you love and laughing when they pick up the phoneā stage and I donāt have an emotional investment in either one of these teams
they got Michael Jordan to leave a casino to attend this game
How long does the whomping have to go before this drive becomes an official part of cfb lore?
To me Baby Belichick reads as CNBC commentator Josh āIām not like the other boring white guys on this network because I make Wu Tang Clan referencesā Brown
I put āget sativa pre rollsā on my Saturday morning errand list specifically for this reason. Canāt chat about moon theories on the on the porch without āem.
Not to point fingers, but are those male cheerleaders?!? How deep does the woke go?!?
Looking forward to Luchasaurus reuniting to kick off the Jungle Daddy Jack Perry era
Thanks! I hate it.
No, just that if they had called the match with a minute to go it would have been great. That was when Bandido got killed by FTR and Brody broke it up. It was only a few seconds before the 29 minute call. Had all the urgency, a big crowd pop, then farted around outside for another minute.
Wat Nick Wayne loses his title and his confidence starts to falter, until he manages to find a new father figure to help guide him alongā¦ no not Jungle Boy, but a Jungle Daddy
it's similar in complexity to 'scissor me daddy ass' cuz first you have to explain the dinosaur and ungabunga tarzan twink, then christian's daddy issues gimmick, then all of the mama wayne stuff, and how kip got involved, and
I donāt know what you mean, that was one of the best 29 minute time limit draws Iāve ever seen.
If Edge wants to fully replay the hits from his past he should have gotten in a love triangle with Mother Wayne #AEWDynamite
It really goes a long way to make AEW feel like an actual sports league of teams competing against each other, instead of a WWE* style of every person for themselves, no factions, each program is kept separate and every detail controlled. * specifically the 2010s era. I havenāt watched since
Counterpoint: Brody King and Julia Hart
Fun (and depressing fact): the original Stoops post I made was from 8 years ago, tuesday.
If we donāt get this on #AEWDAYNAMITE tonight Iām gonna be sad
It feels like thereās a new class of wrestling free agents: ex-WWE talent that canāt or donāt want to work the AEW style. As a result, WWE is comfortable letting their deals expire to save money knowing they can bring them back whenever they have an idea for them. See also: Braun Strowman, R Truth
Maybe itās okay to have the government spy on our Amazon carts just for the safety and security of never being exposed to movies as bad as this ever again
#KateBush
Canāt wait until someone gifs Moxley doing the Homer legs š¤¼ #AEWDYNAMITE
The 123 Bucks just pulled off one of the biggest tv upsets in decades! Also, I kinda love how different it is to have a pinfall not followed by the winnerās music and dramatic ring announcing. Itās also good motivation for an edgier Bucks to go after the championship to get their perks back š¤¼ #AEW
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Big Stokes the next time Cope makes fun of his track suit and spears him:
Self-indulgent AEW fantasy booking trigger warning: Instead of boring revenge against FYR, I was hoping Cope came back to keep Nick Wayne from turning into Christian and perhaps being a more positive paternal figure in his life.
šÆ šÆ šÆ šÆ šÆ Beth Phoenix šÆ body slamming šÆ Big Stoke at šÆ AEW All Out šÆļø šÆ šÆ šÆ
Iām okay with BTE being cancelled if it means that all those unhinged Young Bums ideas get put on tv instead #AEWDynamite š¤¼
You can definitely tell that the graphics team was having the most fun at work today
Fletchlights and Dildoradas are eating good tonight. š¤¼āāļø
Cons: most attempts to redo the NWO in the 21st century suck ass Pros: the endless Hogan-esque facial hair possibilities when the New Don Order inevitably faces off against Nick Jackson and the rest of the Black & Red Bucks-pack #AEW š¤¼
*thereās probably a better name for this, but we can workshop that
Thinking about this again in light of Hangmanās awesome promo that seemed like a perfect summation of this philosophy in AEW. It wasnāt concerned with setting up the next big heel, but instead was focused on collective joy and gratitude. Move over Attitude Era, the Feelings Era* has arrived
While i support AEW doing their own thing and ignoring all the WWE bullshit, a surprise Goldberg squash in a Max Caster open challenge would be just the right amount of petty that I could get behind. How can we get @rjcity.bsky.social and Rocky Romero on the case to open that forbidden door?
Hangman to Swerve. #AEWCollision
Thank you @seeratsohi.bsky.social for bravely speaking the truth about Mountain time zone sports watching supremacy. As someone that grew up in Arizona experiencing both mountain and pacific - thereās no comparison.
Dying at the fact that THE YOUNG BUCKS are randomly eating dinner in this stock photo of a Cracker Barrel used by the Wall Street Journal
HANGMAN PAGE āYou Still Haunt Meā āMy Immortalā - Evanescence šµ
Merovingians for Templario!!! š¤¼ #AEW
It was beautiful. The only thing I could have asked for more was a Troy Barnes-esque cut to black and white forlorn Dax wearing a cowboy hat
Arena Mexico chanting āFuck you Yutaā brought a tear to my eye #AEW š¤¼
No see, the 4 million pesos actually mean more to Hologram because those server farms are expensive and without them he will literally cease to exist. #AEW š¤¼
Definitely not a fan of that MJF finish, but if it leads to a mask vs mask match that Mistico wins clean, Iāll upgrade my assessment tolerable. Preferably at a CMLL show, tho I can see that being a potential ticket mover for Yāall In #AEW
I do appreciate the answer that heās King is still friends with Punk tho. Good for them
Hey thanks for telling me what I was thinking! But youāre right, I should have been clearer that this thought first came to mind after I saw Hangman do something really cool. You know, the guy heās been very publicly, and passive aggressively bitching about for the past two years
Punk is a unique brand of craziness unto himself. I think the equivalent is āWWE has Sami Zaynā
How long until CM Punk posts a passive aggressive Insta story about āperformative allyshipā on tonightās AEW? I donāt remember if Brody king was a big Punk guy until the end, or if he too got fed up with all the bullshit
This rules SO MUCH. #AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
appreciate Timās nuke guy expertise, but now completely depressed that his thread made me legitimately ponder the bleak question: if a state power dropped a nuclear bomb in the Middle East and publicly took credit for it, where I would I hear about it first - BlueSky, emergency alert, or group chat.
If theyāre gonna pair up Ricochet and the Cru, that would make sense. But Iām also of the opinion that AEW should only be allowed to have one fuck finish per year, and they already used up their 2025 allotment
Itās been way too long since Mei was on AEW tv š¤¼
Okay, if weāre talking about what actually happened in the show and Don Draperās pettiness, this is kind of perfect. But in terms of how this meme actually gets used by the internetā¦
He was definitely the first other AEW wrestler that came to mind
Between that and this new Scott Emlquist print I got, itās a great for my art collection
Not to brag, but I just picked up the last copy (25/25) of Theklaās hand-embellished āFracturedā print from her showing at the Harajuku gallery. The next wave of ppv-adjacent AEW events should be art shows of the wrestlers.
I think itās like 80% mercenary, 20% because he hates Kenny
I skeeted this before seeing that power bomb onto the apron, on the off chance Adam is now deceased
5 minutes into Kyle Fletcher vs Adam Cole and Iāve already fantasy booked Kyle Fletcher & Don Callis vs Hook & Tazz for Yāall In, winner gets custody of the turn your back to your opponent before the bell gimmick š¤¼ #AEW
Oh damn, what are they gonna do with Cole Karter now š¤¼ #AEW
Has Megan Bayne ever worn Xena-themed ring gear? Asking for a friendā¦ #AEW š¤¼
Willow, Mark Briscoe, & Big Balatro Energy vs Moxley, Marina & Gabe Kidd is probably the best example yet of a match that would be unfathomable to even conceive of in a parallel universe with no AEW
Damn, that combo is so perfect that now Iām gonna be annoyed if it doesnāt happen. Itās a great way to keep heat on Ric and gives Crew some meaningful direction
Mad respect to the Bucks for anarchy-ing with the jackets on #AEW š¤¼
TK has earned himself Tony Hawk status the past six years
I take it back, these mother effing Young Bucks, yāall. #AEWDON
Missed opportunity by AEW to not get the Doof Warrior to play the Death Riders guitar solo for AITA
Iām a total sucker for Okadaās laser cone #AEW š¤¼
Does this mean I gotta redo my āWinona Foreverā tattoo?
@jonbois.bsky.social watching the basketball game
I could watch a 3 hour ppv of Samoa Joe destroying the Young Bucks š¤¼ #AEW
He can go full zen. Heāll realize he doesnāt need it, and the freedom heāll gain from doing so will allow him to finally win it again
Obviously Hanger is bae, but Iām also impressed that Ospreay has matured to the point that he can start to hold his own outside of the ring and not make me want to skip his promos š¤¼
Can we let his dad back in, but only for MSG games?
When the first time you encounter Socrates is via Calvin & Hobbes, you can go pretty far into secondary school before figuring out it doesnāt rhyme with ālow platesā
Darby Allin wouldnāt do that. As for Allin Darby thoughā¦ bsky.app/profile/dahl...
@smoreagain.bsky.social do you think the Maple Leafs are going to start a fight with themselves for violating the unwritten rule of a slap shot into an empty net
Darby Allin should fake an injury on the descent and use the time in hiding to get all of his tattoos removed and then re-applied on the opposite side of his body mirror universe-style š¤¼ #AEW
Oh god, I canāt unsee it now
Iām serious about pushing myself out of my comfort zone to produce and share more creative shit on a cool theme with cool people.
This sounds amazing, and if it ever gets past the ideation stage to the looking for meaningful buy-in and assistance stage, Iād be down in an instant.
AEW dark was probably a top 3 favorite sports podcast for me, alongside Inside the NBA and @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Oh boy are you in for a treat bsky.app/profile/ianr...
Cowboy shit.
Throwing out my old personal vision board and replacing it with āBe the Riccabone you want to see in the Zoneā #AEW š¤¼
New Trios Champions.
I hope we get a string of Willow-Stat matches culminating in a no time limit match that never ends because neither of them can admit itād be the last thing they ever do together Then Rene (or @rjcity.bsky.social) saves the day by retrieving their imaginary friendship hats from TKās office š¤¼ #AEW
Toni Storm distractedly watching that Jamie Hayter interview: āDid somebody say āsecond comingā?!?ā #AEW š¤¼
"It's not a pedi, it's not a mani, it's a FACIAL"
It was really sporting of OKC to foul when Jokic was on the bench with no timeouts and 10 seconds left. I woulda gone the cowardly route of ādonāt let the best player in the world on the court when theyāre trailing by 3ā, but theyāre just built different I guess
I appreciate this deeply - existentially depressed yet scrappy early/mid 20th century antifascists have been one of the only literature genres Iāve been able to enjoy this year. But Thunderbolts sounds more fun than another reread of Adorno and Hesse
Is it too late to get a big Peacock relaunch of Mrs. Davis, because @damonlindelof.bsky.social anticipated all of this and more!