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Let's hope the next place he works at doesn't let him get away with it
daiarchway.bsky.social (@daiarchway.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's hope the next place he works at doesn't let him get away with it
daiarchway.bsky.social (@daiarchway.bsky.social) reply parent
Most flagshaggers never could get their head around the economics
daiarchway.bsky.social (@daiarchway.bsky.social) reply parent
She was imprisoned for the sole reason of being a racist arsehole.its disgusting!
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Good.How much is it going to cost him ( roughly)
daiarchway.bsky.social (@daiarchway.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile most sentient supposed humans failing miserably to pick up single use plastics from where they fell out of their spastic hands
daiarchway.bsky.social (@daiarchway.bsky.social) reply parent
What might be in it for him is to do some sustainable good,lowering drug prices? Might be smoke and mirrors I don't really know as here in Blighty where my US wife gets her needs free
As shirts, pin, sticker, magnets, or mug www.teepublic.com/user/funny-a... or www.etsy.com/shop/AntiTru...
Another good thing to add to the list about the increasing use of EVs: It stops dickheads driving around with deliberately fucked exhausts. Imagine. It could be just a decade away.
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@countarthurstrong.bsky.social My wife has a friend prone to spoonerisms.Todays epic was nymph lodes.I thought of you xx
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Have you done anything with your life that brought joy to humanity?
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Who?
PS: plenty more comics just like it in my books and on my website, xoxo www.tommysiegel.net
The far right terrorising asylum seekers in hotels love to spread the lie they’re worried about the risk of sexual assault. But here’s the truth: Two in five men arrested for last summer’s riots had been reported for domestic abuse. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
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But for those who have sense of humour.. .
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Matthew,I've been following a while and now you drop that choice nugget! I initially thought it was Hey Ron ( rather than heaven) and I always sing it very very loudly with gay abandon thinking of my late dad Ron ( a film buff).That JP gig footage is tremendous
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Everyone brings a box cutter with them dont they?
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Am I having a turn or was there something vaguely erotic about that?!
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Naomi knows her onions
I'm always one of the last to leave a festival. I collect the abandoned tents. I keep and resell enough to cover most of my costs. I donate some, too.
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What on earth have posted this for?Thanks X
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Uh oh
absolutely shocked by today’s turn of events with the epstein files
Andy Teat: My unmatched perspiration coupled with sheer infertility makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human excrement.
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Perched on the back of a moped
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Reform MP is dodgy, non story.Lamborghinis explode when driven too fast, we know. Cuts to weather service having tragic consequences, that is the story
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When and where is your next planned holiday? Hoping to askyou in person at Latitude
I see Wimbledon have replaced line judges with robots, yet they still ignore my suggestion to replace all the ball boys and ball girls with a single Jack Russell terrier.
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Sorry didn't even see you work for FT ( the only paper I read).Followed
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Wasn't besmirching your skills it is an amazing photograph.kind of shot that should be in the summer exhibition tbh x
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Are you sure that not the Aerial album cover by Kate Bush!
The mass of people seem anxious to follow mystical or charismatic characters while ignoring, at their peril, those who have factual knowledge, and who warn us of the real dangers that we face.
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I'd sack the person responsible for your itinerary.Especially after your infectious enthusiasm for Duo Ruut led to 4 hours of Estonian folk thrills
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Join in Ray
OK, if that's how it has to be, but I need to know how this is going to be scheduled because I've got a lot on. Will it be queue-based or will I get a slot like my Covid jab?
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Not sure I can listen to it. It's pretty obvious why she's getting all aggressive defensive.
daiarchway.bsky.social (@daiarchway.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. V annoying that Spotify allow misinformation like that hey ho
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Spotify?
Oh God It’s the daughter of that bonkers, conspiracy theorist antivaxxer & struck off nurse, Kate Shemirani, who persuaded her 23 yr old daughter not to have chemo for her non Hodgkins lymphoma, a form of cancer treatment that has an 80% degree of success. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Go on then.educate us.whar fo the cognoscenti call it?
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My mum? She's my best friend.My brother, haven't spoken to him for years
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Melon Husk,isn't that the pronunciation?
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Agreed,it is inconsequential drivel but then most panel shows with mainly comedians not doing their material are crap
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Richard Osman
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You missed the superbly urbane wit and sense of humour which most people on the box do not have
“Winning trophies? We can’t be having any of that.” Excellent work, Spurs.
Nigel Farage says abortion laws are “utterly ludicrous.” MPs are watching. We have days to show them: the public backs abortion rights. Join me and sign the petition now! you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/de...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMF0... . Abortion needs decriminalizing 1.Write to my MP asking him to cosign the new clause 20 of the policing bill that makes abortion a human right (already on statute books in NI) 2. Sign petition 38 degrees 3. Tell others to write to MP
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Have you been to Porto recently?
A manifesto for ‘adults’ who believe in the tooth fairy. And hate what they don’t understand -which is a lot. Tax cuts paid for by scrapping Net Zero, the EU deal and DEI and deporting asylum seekers to god knows where at no apparent cost. This is ‘tip your country into the bin’ stuff. (The i Paper)
The face of a champion Six year old "Cranberry Pie Eating Champ" pats his stomach after eating a 10 inch (25.4cm) pie in 15 seconds 1948
When analysing Boris Johnson’s post-PM journalism, especially in relation to his stance on the EU, you’d do well to remember he’s a honking, morally bankrupt old spunker who’d fart out the theme to ‘Bullseye’ if you paid him & he writes like a boxing glove full of Scrabble tiles.
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Let's have the verified figures on the 9 o'clock and in all the tabloids
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They are both brilliant but has anyone seen Watson give an incorrect answer?!
Imagine having to email Darren Grimes about some issue you're having with your bins
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www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
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Do you mean thermal engines?
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Oh Paul.Roger and Di(e) Young still one of my all time fave jokes
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Am 64,swear a lot,believe it is functional language. Have never heard the word fatherfucker
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I have 2 tickets to Worthing I can't use ( relax,I'm getting to see the great man at Latitude).the whizzy resale dates like Fanticks are a ballache so would rather sell on here.£40 for 2 tix
In Britain we don't import American cars because they are too big for our roads. So why the fuck are we allowing SUVs to get bigger and bigger every fucking year? The problem is compounded by the fact that shit drivers are drawn to them like flies to a turd.
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As she said,you'll have ask Mr G
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Perhaps her punishment could be banishment from said programme,leaving her with just the odd 7 or 8 tv gigs?
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Hipflask
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Exactly the point to take away from it! Didn't feel forced or inauthentic in the slightest.
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www.hemswell-antiques.com/antiques/kit...
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Is this all to do with the biscuit tin that had a picture of 2 dogs shagging behind a hedge on it?
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You're not swimming to T Wells are you?!
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Lots of guesswork going on here.It might be I interesting to know the actual reason
The cure for those relatives and friends lost to social media conspiracy theories/right-wing rabbit holes surely must be an enforced digital detox. Force them to spent a week or two exclusively in the real world, with real people, were nobody gives a shit about all that crap.
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Saw her at Latitude.Her voice was pisspoor. She brought her sister on stage.Great performance surprisingly given the bum notes
Mother’s Day is a day where the Dads give the Mums the special treatment: flowers, cards, breakfast in bed, cook a roast, we take kids out, give mum time to relax; Laurence Fox doesn’t need to do any of that because his wife & kids left. So instead he’s spending it raging about “Eid Mubarak”.
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Quality posting as ever Nick,hope the other half on the mend
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Like Elon and Donald!
Volunteer litter picking 'Wombles' should get free parking badges as a thank-you from society.
Why aren’t you wearing a suit? Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?
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Not meek,sensible
You win, Corks & Curds.
Canadian here who spent the last 3 winters in Savannah, GA. But no more. Even left a week early with no intention to book next year. Can't control policy or insulting rhetoric, but can control how and where I spend my $$. Looks like Spain for 2026. Spoke to local media about it.
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Weirdly its Russell Brands dog I feel sorry for
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What's your go to ironing music Bri? Mine was Firestarter by the Prodigy weirdly
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Having attended a 10 year celebration of the charity Empathy Action last night I think I can state without fear of contradiction that Musk and Hitchens aren't human , missing as they are, a vital component
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Can you imagine their editorial office.Condensed testosterone dribbling down the walls
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Employment prospects for crying out loud.
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All theoretical and you have a vested interest.Processes will talk to one another like government databases do right now.
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Well I won't be alarmed then.After all I have been hearing this since 1974
Tesla has dipped below the amount it was on election day. We must keep going till it is worthless.
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It tastes beautiful,a bit like golden eagle
daiarchway.bsky.social (@daiarchway.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly ,same as the blowhard,vacillating nonsense about tariffs.Do you want to destroy the USA or not man?
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You'll all know he is the second coming right?The wings were the give away
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Should be about 23 of these in every town.And the same number pouring oil on Daily Mails in supermarkets.
Seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene’s snivelling shit of a boyfriend have a pop at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit a few days after Musk was druggily guffawing in the same building while wearing a T-shirt and baseball cap has caused me to run amok with a hammer and cause untold damage to my own property
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Since the Donald mentioned it I have been religiously gargling with bleach
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And they gonna be expensive to get your hands on as Vlad has bombed the infrastructure to bits