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Is THIS where we got the word from? Because it's perfect
Relatable. Although I'm more appreciative of an honest timeline than when you're promised a quick turnaround and the artist promptly vanishes off the face of the earth for half a year. I booked an emergency commission slot with my favorite artist and it's taken months, but at least they were honest
They are not exclusive to any one ideology, either. Although they are more common in some than others. There are few universal constants, but it is universally agreed that these people are constantly exhausting
Centrists can't have a movement leader like that, because a false and ever-shifting neutrality based on equal parts self-interest and self-loathing cannot be represented with charisma. That's what you get when your movement has all the sincerity and integrity of a used car salesman on a hot day.
His behavior is very concerning, and his worldview is rather troubling. I would even say he is unprecedented.
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I promise I only base it on history
This would be pure comedy but, I also wouldn't put it past this administration to force their way into the utility offices and seize control of them
Notable exceptions being Twitter and Tony Stark
And good riddance, too. They were never welcome and need to stop fooling themselves.
They know, they do not care, because that dead kid did not pay them to mention that. The billionaire that owns them, however, has his own shitty agenda he thinks he's entitled to spread.
They want to. But they haven't. And they're nowhere near close. Being a therapist is incredibly nuanced and contextual, requires confidentiality, and comes with a licensing board that holds you accountable. How is anyone gonna hold a bot accountable?
This is incredibly dangerous and unethical. A chatbot is fundamentally incapable of doing this. It's wildly irresponsible to even give that notion the attention of an article! Large language model AI CANNOT be certified, cannot be held accountable, and CANNOT KEEP YOUR SECRETS
Watch dem leadership release a cartoon of a talking dog rapping. "Yo, my name is Barkus and I'm here to say, tariffs are bad in a MAJOR way!" "....and remember kids, due-process is the bomb-diggity! For shizzle!"
I've started giving political lectures to my phone about china's suppression of free speech
My wife and I often watch stupid tiktok videos together before bed. Several times a month they slide something into my feed that could not possibly have gotten there any other way but eavesdropping. Specific ads based on obscure things we talked about the previous day.
The Great Banana-Peel Slip Backward
I'm pretty sure it wasn't her son she needed to figure out.
Biggest red flag I've ever seen in a therapist: she commented that her adult son refused to see or speak to her, and seemed mildly baffled as to why that is. She implied he was lashing out due to his own struggles. I didn't see her anymore after that.
And that's way too much meat anyway, there's nothing to balance it out
The more I learn, the more I struggle to understand how conservative therapists exist. It's really hard for me to imagine the mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance that is required to enter a profession entirely about empathy, ethics, service, and compassion and then vote a straight red ticket
Lmao is THIS how I find out 🤣
A lazy selfish drunken bastard, that's who
There's absolutely no excuse for this, ya know? Even drunk off my ass I'm concerned about not being an asshole. If you can make a mess, you can clean your mess. Furries need to hold each other accountable for their behavior, EVEN IF IT MEANS THEY WON'T FUCK YOU AFTERWARD, y'all know who you are
It always amounts to, "I will stubbornly cling to all my biases and assume everything I believe is true, and I will ignore all evidence otherwise; also, I will be super arrogant and shitty about it"
And no, I did NOT call her mommy it would have been totally inappropriate. But I did THINK it. Very hard.
I had a rough time putting my dog down last year, we got to the vet the LARGEST farm girl I've ever seen was there to help. She could have folded me like a lawnchair, seriously. But her makeup game was on point and her style was impeccable. I knew we were in good hands. Alt girls are good people.
Now THAT'S good bread
Trump is forever and always living in Obama's shadow. There are other SEAL teams, but the fact that he chose 6 is just him operating with his usual amount of subtlety and insecurity
Caine: Wow! Everyone REALLY enjoyed today's Secret Serial Killer adventure! I wasn't really watching, because Bubble tricked me into a date with the Moon..... -DREAD- Caine: BUT ANYWAY! I'LL BE SURE TO REMEMBER THIS PREFERENCE FOR FUTURE ADVENTURES! Jax:
Seems like football is mostly appreciated by guys who hit their heads too much trying to play football but what do I know, I never played football
They're dangerous to know, and dangerous to be.
Yeah the SEALS exist for the purpose of cold-blooded murder. Like, that's ALL they're for, and that's who the select for: guys who can be comfortable killing but also generally don't do so without permission That's why so many seals look like somebody's unusually fit dopey dad, like a serial killer
ICE must be destroyed Moreover, death to tyrants
"Soory"
Obviously you should apologize
Cashier at Kroger was all excited talking about the game coming up and it was all I could do not to immediately squash her enthusiam by reminding her that the cowboys are fucking losers
Always have been, I see that now. We started as slavers, became covert slavers, then covert everything else masquerading as a nation of equality, freedom, and justice. We are anything but.
They really do believe we're THIS stupid
The selloffs were a reaction TO the tariffs! Ffs
Vaccine mandates are slavery, but when you ask them about prison labor suddenly it's a different story.
If this place is heaven I will flip off god and walk backwards into hell
One year wiser, one year more mature, one year more refined, one year more dignified(ymmv), and one more year's worth of skills
"The humility of expertise and the arrogance of ignorance" Wow, really hit the nail on the head here
Give it a year and it will turn out half of these are all just the same third party AI in different hats
If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
.....I remain ignorant
Now that is just toxic behavior Tax! You should be looking around the gym for who you would HELP in a fight
And likewise, if you're planning anything an authoritarian government might benefit from knowing about in advance, keep that shit OFF your devices and accounts
The sound of mac and cheese being vigorously stirred
"Wait, you said the train MISSED the donkey? How does a train miss a stationary animal??" "No, I didn't say MISSED. I said MIST."
Precious baby!!
I just call it trans-derangement syndrome
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Is this popularity or notoriety and, more importantly, do I care about the difference?
This is it.... the moment I've been training for
Game, set, match, 4-D, chessmate
1135 more arguments in favor of my long-standing belief that sometimes murder is ethical and morally correct
....now let's not be too hasty, here
They are addicted to their influential lifestyle. It's all they have. Leaving politics means losing all relevance and being ignored utterly by anyone with power in this country. They spent their whole lives clawing their way to this position and they'd sooner die than leave willingly.
Sir Dorito, I'm happy to inform you that you can vote for this Senator
Oh my god they were bros
Reset day in #WorldofWarcraft ! And I have been BUSY the past week, believe me. I have healed the new raid on four different classes, DPS'ed through on two, and easily spent over a dozen Coffer Keys in Delves. Thousands of Valor Stones and Crests in the push for 700ilvl, and my main is closing in.
At first I thought you were being unnecessarily harsh, but I kept waiting for the bass to drop and it just never did.... it was all leadup and no follow through. Just so.... bland. Flavorless. We shouldn't assume this guy's sexuality but he also shouldn't assume he's a DJ
Before the advent of digital payment, the phrase "You have a point" could be triggered reflexively in Democratic offices by tearing a check out of your checkbook within earshot.
Sounds like he got hyperfixated on moving around the frets a specific way and just made it his whole deal. There's worse ways to become a legend I guess lol
Charming cowboy vampire with a big bushy mustache Heehee it ~tickles~
I'm white, male, cis, and het-passing, and nothing he's done has ever directly harmed me. Only others. They will have to hide his grave to stop me pissing on it.
I'm sorry but unless spinal cord cancer beat him half to death, shot him in the head, and dumped him in the river, karma did not in fact win
This is true because he's literally a nazi and there is only one acceptable way to handle a nazi. I should know; my grandfather got shot in the mouth while he helped to pioneer the nazi-removal technique
I hope it happens again, frankly.
Trump is in the Epstein files and if you let him deport children without due process it is child trafficking. With no proof where they're going or who is recieving them, the only answer is that this pedophile is selling them into sex-slavery. That's the narrative. Challenge them to disprove it.
The reason they don't want you comparing them to Nazis is because they don't want you to think of THEM when you remember that there is only one surefire way to deal with Nazis.
Happy Labor Day. Take a moment to remember all the hard working men who the Pinkertons murdered at various strikes and protests, and all the middle management that unionizers beat to within an inch of their lives to convince the rich that civility was actually a top-down proposition
I'll be dead in the cold hard ground before I let some banker tell me what I'm allowed to fucking read. Deleting my paypal and venmo accounts today, enough is enough.
Oh, I remember this. BPD was part of my weekly webcomic rotation for YEARS. I really adored these characters, you made them so easy to love
Not enough crazed laughter, but this does feel like THE definitive Joker. All the experimentation with different aspects of the character has been really interesting, but at some point you have to get back to campy, purple basics
I know it's important for kids to see adults have conversations and get chances to participate and cut their teeth on more nuanced arguments, but sometimes I really wish kids had a separate internet for everyone's sake. But life has never been like that anywhere really. So that's my problem.
Like I said, she's a dead ringer for Zoe
I mean young in the sense that she's younger than me instead of an old woman. Early thirties. Small world, too, it turns out she grew up in the next town over from mine. We might have passed each other in the mall and never known
Wow this is amazing. They're putting $5 million into canceling medical debt for families. And for every million the movie makes at the box office, another million in medical debt will get paid off!
Oh so THAT'S where I got my totally original thought from
Happened to McConnell twice on camera. They were mostly able to hush that up. If it happens to Trump mid-ramble it's over, he'll look weak.
Only children have such a total lack of nuance, and the fact that any of us have to get on here and contend with a middle-schooler's opinion is a condemnation of the entire internet
Finally. I finally have a use for this nsfw meme.
Thoughts and prayers, but what I'm thinking about and praying for are against the TOS
This is one of those things that is just a bit too specific to be staged. My grandmother was this way with dolls and porcelain figures, thousands of them displayed on every flat surface in her home. It was a very "normal" thing for a certain generation. This is the vibe of a widow going to a home
Those original Navi works you did are some of the best you've ever done in my opinion, and I'm not even a fan of those films at all. Your version is brilliant and I hope you make more art like this
Thanks, it means a lot that you'd say that.
If anything wealth produces an addiction, and an inferiority complex demanding continuous performance and productivity. There is never a surplus, people's lifestyles grow to match their income. I want to help people learn how to THINK. Happiness only comes when you truly understand why you lack it.
I don't believe money actually does anything for mental health besides temporarily alleviating financial stress. There's no denying money can save your life in the US; but we've seen the richest men on earth utterly spiral in public from the mildest criticism. Their money has bought them no peace.
Seriously he's acting like this is his great contribution to all human culture, his magnum opus, when literally nobody asked for Dances with Wolves meets Avatar: The Last Airbender in space. It's entirely derivative and contributes nothing meaningful. I've never heard anyone mention the plot, ever.
I want so badly to actually help people. Not just listen and empathize, but actually guide them, help them cope, and help them think in healthy ways and make realistic goals they can follow through with. I'm learning but it's slow. And I feel like I'm a decade late to something I was meant to do.
Chaotina 
