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Try to pry my Penzeys Garlic Powder from my cold dead hands!
He will forever be in the asshole hall of fame.
Loved him!
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Goodnight, loon Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon Goodnight, "proof" of life Goodnight, garbage wife Goodnight, weird hand bruises Goodnight, red hat losers Goodnight, nobody Goodnight, cow And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
'Cause if a mouse can be special, well so can you
They are so good looking too. I've yet to meet someone who doesn't love their Rivian
Live your life like the world isn’t praying for your demise and are ready to dance in the street when you die.
He probably doesn't smell like dirty Depends and death.
Trump Goes to Hell: my latest piece for Lincoln Square. It's not quite a novella in length, but it's a long read and a fun trip to the Bad Place. www.lincolnsquare.media/p/trump-goes...
What a fucking insult to our Capitol Police who lost their lives. Republicans have no shame and no moral guidance. Family Values, my ass.
DNC Chair @kenmartin.bsky.social killed the resolution stop arms to Israel claiming, "The party is deeply divided, we need dialogue." The party is not deeply divided & there's nothing left to debate. 92% of Democratic voters want to stop arming Israel. Party leadership should listen or step aside.
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Look, it's this simple people: Who are you going to believe? A) a bunch of PhDs and MDs who have studied disease for their entire careers Or B) a former IV drug user who once strapped a rotting whale carcass to the roof of his car and had a anti-vax page that was popular on Facebook
Israel defenders went from “how dare you accuse us of bombing places of worship” to “Church Christians are Hamas and we will happily kill them too.” This is what genocide looks like. They deleted this tweet btw.
"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."
I've kept saying one of the most dangerous MAGA Horsemen is RFK JR due to the damage he will do to America's public health infrastructure and his promotion of reckless, baseless, and destructive anti-vaxx conspiracies. You're seeing it play out now, folks. Should be bigger news.
So if you assault an officer with a flagpole, taser or bear spray, you get praised and might even get the Air Force to honor you. But if you throw a sandwich at an officer, they keep trying to come up with new charges for you when the grand jury tells you to fuck off with the felony charges.
My sister and I inherited our parent's house. They paid 28,000. Now its estimated value is 1.9 million. We couldn't live here if it weren't for my folks leaving us the house.
San Jose (Willow Glen) CA. Average selling price is 1.5 million.
Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
May I suggest "anyone who is against Trump is a friend to the Constitution and the American idea" rather than to the left, right, or center?
What coffin, he hangs from the rafters to sleep.
Heal quickly Tom! 🤕❤️
Good god he is so damn stupid.
@radiofreetom.bsky.social have you and @johnfugelsang.bsky.social ever had a conversation?
MY spirit person. Geez.
Oh god, I've found it spirit person.
have you been reading Tom Cox? if not, no better time to start than now, when you can pre-order a signed first edition with free international shipping? do you love nature and funky old things and strange intersections of reality and dreams and beautiful prose? of course you do, silly
Good lord, I wore that color in Jr. High!
I want coffee mug!
THIS IS IMPORTANT
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Or each other...
Wow. Trump should release the Epstein files.
From years ago under my old handle. But sadly ICE fascists have only increased in their fascism since. And yes they really did target a sweet innocent 10 year old child with cerebral palsy. It’s long past time to abolish ICE and restore safety and humanity and justice.
All I have left of the 1000s of books I bought from my ex-publisher's warehouse are about 200 copies of Ring The Hill. I'd *love* to get them to good homes this week. If you're in the UK & you'd like one, for the price of your choice (any price!), pls email me your address at hello@tom-cox.com.
Dollar Tree. Styrofoam and gold paint.
@jaketapper.bsky.social! What? No book!?
Hey MAGA, if you’re outraged by a male cheerleader, wait until I tell you that Donald Trump’s name is in the Epstein files and now he’s refusing to release them.
Doing this feels quite big: as well as moving from Substack to Ghost I've taken my entire writing archive out from behind the paywall. 100s of 1000s of words. My hope is that, if people do want to/can support, they will (£10 per year option is the lowest)... the-villager.ghost.io/author/tom/
Maybe he'll stay?
Our Troll in Chief! ❤️
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein National Guard misuse. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Jan. 6 Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Cold calling for Nobel Peace Prize Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
A judge has freed Sean Dunn—who threw a sandwich at an ICE fascist—ruling that a felony charge is excessive. To be clear, MAGA snowflakes celebrated Trump for pardoning Nazis who physically beat cops to death with pipes, but tried to charge a man armed with a sandwich with a felony.🤔 Incredible.
He does know how to troll Yam Tits.
Both JD and vampire boy also like their mayonnaise on Wonder Bread.
I can recommend a Levoit air purifier. I live near a creek and get skunked regularly. The Levoit does help!
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I'm so confused, yet intrigued.
Shouldn’t the Democrats be holding regular news conferences and town halls?
@sparksofficial.bsky.social So, who will be in Seattle?
Ruby got a Showgirl Squirrel, it didn't last long.
This is a poll of your kids, isn't it? 😘
Fact check: mRNA vaccines for respiratory viruses are meant to prevent severe illness (bad Pneumonia). This means beefing up our immunity in the *lower* respiratory tract, eg the lungs. Kennedy talks about the *upper* respiratory tract and vaccine efficacy in nonsensical gibberish.
You know what? I am not impressed by people who were fine advocating that some group of people didn't deserve their basic rights until they learned that someone in their family belonged to that group.
Looks about right, maybe he needs to add a couple of inches to his waistline. Otherwise, true Meal Team Six action here.
Slide down a cheese-grater, you joy-hating bell-ends. nypost.com/2025/08/04/m...
The Hammer Museum in Haines, AK.
Yup, haven't been OK for a while.
It’s amazing how many people like you call folks like me naive when you don’t even take a moment to read the fucking article. JFC. The article explains this, including that some experts believe the constitution doesn’t cover mid decade maps. You come here to call me names but look like a fool.
Israel has a documented pattern of killing American citizens—many of them children, all of them innocent—and facing no consequences whatsoever. Here are the murders just since 2022—including as recently as July. How many of these names do you even recognize? www.qasimrashid.com/p/when-israe...
Virginia Giuffre's sister-in-law notes that the FBI already has any information Ghislaine could give up, bc the victims already risked it all to share it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqUE...
This past week, the 79-year-old president announced he’s ended six wars (some that have been going on for centuries), asserted that windmills drive whales insane, called for Beyoncé to be prosecuted, claimed Obama committed treason and complained a convicted pedophile “stole” teenage girls from him.
You didn't read the article. When you do click that link and read the article, please know I'm laughing at your expense.
What is unbelievable is that Roberts and the SCOTUS corruptions cared so much more about their FEDSOC bribes than doing their job and defending the constitution. Every one of the six is a worse traitor than Benedict Arnold.
Establishment Dems have more energy to condemn CBS for firing Colbert than for Netanyahu for committing genocide More energy to condemn Mamdani for seeking economic justice than for Cuomo’s 13 credible sexual abuse cases Establishment Dems: grow a spine & actually be an opposition party—for once
. @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social Is compromised. Primary her. #NewYork #NY #NYC
I’ve spent 3 days researching and writing this piece rebuking the grotesque NYT OpEd by Bret Stephens whitewashing Israel’s genocide of Palestinians. I hope you take a moment to read, subscribe, and share it with your networks. Let's use truth to stop injustice: www.qasimrashid.com/p/nyt-whitew...
What Israel has done in Gaza has and will always be a genocide. This stands on the shoulders of all nations that did not intervene (and the individuals that stood in the way, gaslighting) or who kept supplying the Israeli state with mass casualty ammunition and weapons without any oversight. #3E
Support for Israel's genocide in Gaza is no different than MAGA support for Trump, in fact, the cross over is nearly 100%.
I don't give a shit who's in it. Expose them all.
Prime Minister of the UK, Keir Starmer: "The suffering and starvation unfolding in Gaza is unspeakable and indefensible."
Hundreds of hungry Palestinians have been killed near food sites managed by the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation which is funded in part by our tax dollars. This group should not receive our support while Gazans face starvation and violent death every day. The famine and slaughter must end now.
I feel like we should all be able to get onboard with the belief that starving people shouldn't be intentionally slaughtered while trying to get food. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/w...
The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God. Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well. forward.com/opinion/7575...
Did you know that 89% of people polled want the Epstein files released? That’s about as close to universal support as you will ever get on any issue. What is Trump hiding?
She is so wrong, I'd be dead.
As Heather Cox Richardson writes, The Epstein story is about more than the sex trafficking of girls. It's also about rich and privileged people evading accountability for breaking the law." People like Donald Trump, in other words.
And yet, somehow, I still want the Epstein Files released.
One of my favorites. Ellison's story was better though.
Hilarious!
Best $10/month I've spent!
Reposting this and a few other things for no particular reason today. Maybe I’ll do it tomorrow and the next day, too.
Same here! Paramount/CBS are a bunch of cowards and Trump butt kissers
At CBS, cowardice is Paramount
Trump sued Paramount for $20B. Paramount settled for $16M. Stephen Colbert called the settlement a 'big fat bribe.' Paramount ended The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. Big fat bribe indeed.
Same thing happens to me, I get to blame it on chemo brain. Neener.
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Isn't it delicious!
Nope. I'd join you but I'm in California.
