Jesus Christ
Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.
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Jesus Christ
(TCU also put up a 40-spot, but that isn’t as funny)
Mikko Rantanen probably scored 2 hat tricks since then.
Post your frog fountain pic or GTFO.
I really like shirtless overalls guy. Just having a miserable time.
Can’t wait to see what this does to Jordon’s brand.
GO FROGS!
Neighbor gathering in the street sidetracked me. I’ll be back.
That looks amazing.
If the refs called the damn cross check on him in the crease in OT when he had a wide open shot, I’m sure we’d have won the Cup that year.
I’ll DM you an address.
Ok, you coaxed me into this air fryer. Did you spray your eggrolls? If so, what do you use?
Thwarted by the kid’s club age limit.
$2 wine and beer!
And touch. Well it will want to touch you.
🎶Living Spaces🎶
Crazy.
Where the racists and mysogynists are.
- Peanut miso chicken with brown sushi rice - balsamic glazed sous vide carrots - seared scallops - warm lentil bacon salad
Well yes. See WIC.
Crock pot, instant pot, vacuum sealer, and water immersion circulator. The toddler is getting the full gamut today.
See if he was able to play through the pain and play in the playoffs. Did not work.
I think you’re awesome, but we really need to go back and work on your animal recognition.
What does this mean? 2 packages of soy chorizo instead of 3? Skipped the one bag of elote corn chips? Pass on the sweet potato gnocchi with sage brown butter? I’m so confused.
Stańczyk vibes, but also View of Lyse Abbey near Bergen, by Johan Christian Dahl, 1826
Womp womp Ferrari
She was not wrong. I felt so called out.
Whenever we go out to eat with my daughter (3), we take turns drawing pictures and guessing what the other person drew. Tonight we got this. This is “the bottle of wine you’re about to drink.”
Thank you. I have now turned on football.
Did what?
Ah yes! The mutes!
I can’t find any headlines.
Big chicken.
Way to bring this back into everyone’s world Robert.
I will not be posting myself at 21. Thank you for the offer though. I will happily post a picture of some poorly plated food I made at 21 though.
Reminds me of @tweetgrubes.bsky.social’s #bullpenis series.
It is sort of mind boggling how the science news of the last year or so has been software engineers saying “we’ve upgraded the torment nexus that might tear apart society to be 10% more efficient” while bio/pharma has been “we’re about to cure this disease that has plagued humanity for millenial
Yes! She has a blackout Robo.
Sweet! We went to Dan Dan, but he was not there.
It lasted a few minutes at least.
Cooper is already playing?
WOAH HOLD ON I'M HEARING THAT DALLAS HAS LOST THEIR STAR PLAYER DURING CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS CODY CECI HAS SIGNED WITH THE KINGS
Maybe Stank was our best player.
jim nill, no ideas about robo, you hear me
“They misspelled Big Blood. The alternate was probably taken already.” *stamps “PASS”*
I’m in the A-B range. Last time that happened they legit forgot they had put me in the room and everyone assumed I no showed the appointment.
Holy fuck I’m in. (Did you tell me this last week?)
Tell me more please.
I think we all know where Mark Stone falls.
You as well.
You didn’t enjoy a show sponsored by Ford?
My wife has one. Or do I? No. She does. I got WyJo. Or what that when she got Oettinger? Crap. I gotta go closet searching now.
They had a slew of shows and movies that were reboots. They sadly all failed. I loved them though.
My Radek Faksa jersey would like a word.
I was between Harley and Stankoven. Thankfully I picked correctly.
Ah False Fall. How I love and also hate you.
Gimme
No clue.
Yes
During our convo, his stepmother is brought up because she is being greedy and trying to take a bunch of assets that probably don’t belong to her. Oh ya, bt dubs, he used to date her. Don’t worry though followers. That was BEFORE she was his stepmother. I’m sorry, WHAT??!!?!???
Bad news: He did not sign up Good news: I can now share said fact!
Sorry, I used a can of wasp spray on one yesterday. Think it’s dead.
I am actually unavailable.
In a meeting when lots of screaming was heard from the break area.
Just spoke to a potential client who casually slipped in a fact that has completely derailed my day and possibly my week. I will not be ok.
I can’t fathom her never having seen one of the buildings. It is literally breaking my brain.
Wife and I were having a conversation regarding Pizza Hut. Suddenly she mentions that she doesn’t know how people eat in that tiny counter space. I come to find out she had zero idea that they ever had full size restaurants. With as much cross country driving travel as she’s done, I am floored.
Make sure to snap up all the Red Wings players before the rest of us. They go fast. Their goalie will probably be a first round pick.
Just have @dsurach.bsky.social text you. Pretty sure that’s my kryptonite.
I want to be able to yell at Gloria all year long. Join us! (Who did I ultimately scare off?)
Weird way to spell hockey.
The Modano is 14.99? Does Mike Babcock run this deli?
Extremely funny joke.
Thanks for the uplifting note.
Is that my Balki?
There is a reason the neighborhood Dads has to switch to discord so that we could all gripe in 15 different groups as opposed to just convoluting everything in one big mass of disdain.
Look, we are very beaten down. We don’t have much, so when you ruin our food, we get annoyed.
Hello from the dog-in-laws.
My toddler on a Transatlantic flight: They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
What did you actually acquire though?
I am sure you did wonderful and interviewers/evaluators are weird.
Can I have it?
NOT ME!
As we’re pulling up to dinner, I randomly hear from the backseat “hey guys, when are we going to eat caviar again?” I’m going to be so broke.
No.
And risk getting Razor Blade Raspberry Royale? No thank you.
That’s just bad parenting. No running around in restaurants allowed and if the volume ever gets loud and doesn’t get under control the check is immediately paid and remaining food is taken to go.
What about the one labeled Listeria Layer Cake?
I think I went once. It was not all that it was…cracked up to be.
I’m surprised there was that much footage honestly. I assumed the lawsuits would have shut that place down asap.
The best Da Lat Mario Kart compilation [/fin]
Stan Bowman has a type.
Well it’s that or whenever Carter “I definitely committed sexual assault, but wasn’t found guilty of other crimes” Hart is allowed back in the league.
Get ready for him to go to the Oilers come trade deadline.
Couldn’t even lift my arms to wash my damn hair. Fuck you again Adrian!
