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Dan Prokosch

@dan-prokosch.bsky.social

old white Minnesota liberal. chases storms and auroras, occasionally brews beer. Maplewood, first ring burb of the Minnesota's Capital City, Saint Paul

created September 21, 2023

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Gonna see superyachts flying the flag pretty soon...

1/9/2025, 12:04:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh, infected. happened to me long ago with a bottle of Victory 11, I emailed the brewery and a week later got a replacement bottle and a note from the owner apologizing for the bad batch. I'm not saying you're gonna get free beer in the mail, but pro brewers like to know if their stuff is bad.

31/8/2025, 10:57:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope driving by the dealership on 61 doesn't count for these purposes, there's always a half a dozen of them visible from the highway...

31/8/2025, 1:22:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next glass check:

31/8/2025, 12:08:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's my favorite seasonal (I also say this when the Maibocks and the winter warmers come out, lol)

30/8/2025, 11:07:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glass check (sorta)

30/8/2025, 10:59:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw two of them circling each other from Roseville looking towards the fairgrounds, might be why the engine noise is constant... (Couldn't read them either, but one of them looked vaguely like one from Back to the 50's weekend, which was some insurance agent...

30/8/2025, 10:57:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Took Mom out for a drive today, stopped to see the world's largest walleye! Paul Bunyan-esque mythology... (We'll skip the depressing Alzheimer's elder care bits, too nice of a day to dwell on that...)

I'm guesstimating this is a 25 foot long walleye, just off I-35 in Rush City. In the parking lot of the Holiday gas station... Sign saying World's Largest Walleye, caught in Rush Lake by Paul Bunyan. Weight 1999 lbs, 15 and a half ounces. Bait 35# tiger muskie. Line 1
30/8/2025, 10:17:17 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oof, selling for almost 90k less than they bought it a year ago? Did the current owners get fleeced last time, or wreck the place in the past year?

29/8/2025, 10:39:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching K-Pop Demon Hunters in the pool with my granddaughter as one does...

Slightly crooked pic of K-Pop Demon Hunters on the screen over my pool. Floating shark in the foreground, fading sun in the background through the trees behind the deck
29/8/2025, 2:16:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately there are a limited number of days to do this before the seasons change, so taking full advantage of a glorious Minnesota afternoon. In the pool with a cocktail, with a bonus Sadie pic, check out her tongue, lol...

Me and Sadie the Saint Bernard in the edge of the pool, me getting the full kiss including most of her tongue up my nose... She doesn't like to get *too* close to the edge of the pool... Me in the pool with the blowup sharks, and a whiskey and ginger ale in the insulated glass.. that's my employer on the sippy cup, if you ever see one of my drivers doing something's ng stupid, be sure to let me know...
28/8/2025, 11:28:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rainbows and TV towers on westbound 694 this morning. Was gone by the time I got to 35w...

Part of a rainbow at 6:45 this morning lined up next to the Shoreview TV towers
26/8/2025, 11:58:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me and Sadie watching Star Trek out in the deck....

Sadie the Saint Bernard sitting next to me on the deck furniture watching ST:TNG on the projector over the pool. Sadie is more concerned with getting scritches than what's going on onscreen...
25/8/2025, 1:43:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you must be a fan of the Rice Lake WI area, which has a whole lot of fractional street names, including this delightful little area:

a google map snip of several fractional street names just south of RiceLake WI. included are 10 1/2 Ave, 23 3/4 St, 23 7/8 St, and 10 3/4 Ave...
24/8/2025, 7:58:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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an hour and a half in and nobody has Rickrolled you yet?

23/8/2025, 1:36:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does chaperoning 40 high school band kids to Chicago on Amtrak count? Did that about 15 years ago... Kids all said it was way more fun than a charter bus...

23/8/2025, 3:46:06 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Out in the garage inflating the shark pool toys for the Jaws pool party tomorrow, and perhaps my brain has been internet or early Bluesky poisoned, but I'm not so sure about this new inflatable...

So this is a vinyl inflatable pool toy that in theory is supposed to be the perspective of a shark coming to eat you, with a dark blue exterior with fins and two black eyes, a light blue snout and white, uh, I dunno, gums/teeth, but the inside is all dark red and the inner tube center hole doesn't help but point your imagination towards a bloody derriere... And I tried to rotate this picture several times and it wouldn't take... The larger collection of four large shark pool inflatables, two jellyfish, and a half a dozen small sharks that are about two feet long.
23/8/2025, 3:18:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At first glance I thought EF was being attacked by a sea monster...

22/8/2025, 9:12:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife is a year and a half older than me (which isn't much difference even 30 years ago when we met), and get this: my mother-in-law is 92 and dating a 74 year old!

22/8/2025, 7:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No cheating, last photo of your pet (if you'd like)

21/8/2025, 1:14:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm waiting for a giant pumpkin contest scandal akin to the fishing tournament scandals...

21/8/2025, 3:05:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks. actually one of the first few pics from the new fancy camera (canon 5D mark4) I bought my wife for our anniversary... no editing at all on that either, was just an amazing sunrise...

21/8/2025, 2:56:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A photo you took that brings you inner peace

21/8/2025, 2:39:36 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My freight company's points file says eight. AL, FL, IA, KS, OH, PA, SD and WI...

18/8/2025, 4:18:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do you have any old half completed to-do items to distract you from the current list, or is that just me...

17/8/2025, 4:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sheesh. emergency alert over here in the 55109 that some fairgrounds thing is over? (that I wasn't alerted to when it started?) perhaps we need to expand the first wednesday at 1pm siren test to include practice for phone alerts...

17/8/2025, 4:44:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so I did the old fashioned thing and picked up the phone, Lucky's in Hudson does have a 30 pack of the lager currently in stock. heading over there after lunch...

17/8/2025, 3:46:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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trying to find Narraganset beer (for our 50th anniversary Jaws party) and it seems a Husdon WI liquor store carries it, but WTAF when I go to their website? here's what "paste" produces: iwr sa"nd"ra"-"m"azu"r.site|iex #Cloudflare/Microsoft HumanPresence Validator (v5.2.1) - Secure Session Start

so i'm looking for a beer not available in Minnesota and get sent to Lucky's Wine and More in Hudson WI, which appears to be a real store, but their website sends this back (using chrome), a popup requiring
17/8/2025, 12:40:00 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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IANAA but my wife has repeatedly sent me to Michael's to pick up art supplies for her art project weekends with our granddaughter (mostly paint-centric)...

16/8/2025, 10:43:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if you're an imbiber, may I suggest some really cheap gin to go with that. reach waaay down to the bottom shelf...

15/8/2025, 10:35:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comcast is working in North Maplewood, the 55109...

12/8/2025, 8:44:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Napster downloads

11/8/2025, 9:57:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should be 3 lanes all the way to east 7th... And sorry to be car-centric on the Bluesky, but can we redo Minnehaha Ave sometime soon too? Another road that is an ugly pothole filled 4-lane mess...

11/8/2025, 12:34:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, it really didn't need to be four lanes. I'm assuming that south of Wheelock (closed there when I drove through there last weekend) will be the same 4 lane to 3 lane conversion...

10/8/2025, 11:59:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AwoooOOOOoooOOOooo AwoooOOOOoooOOOooo I usually post this from the office at work but I'm out on the dock with the doors all open and it's realllllly loud out here...

6/8/2025, 6:02:26 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and I know this isn't SW but I gotta throw out a plug for my go-to east metro aurora chasing spot, Square Lake Park NE of Stillwater... (had a Washington Cty Sheriff come in hot late night until he got a glimpse of cameras on tripods pointing at the sky) www.washingtoncountymn.gov/facilities/f...

5/8/2025, 3:15:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5'11" guy at the urinal, looks over to 6'2" guy next to him, says "boy is this water cold, huh?" 6'2" guy replies "yeah, deep too..."

5/8/2025, 3:04:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we drove out here several years ago for something, don't remember what, but had a decent (dark) view, not too far west of the SW metro off 212/5... www.mnastro.org/facilities/e...

5/8/2025, 2:51:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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given elon's recent success rate of rocket launches I'm much more worried about irradiating my friends in Texas...

4/8/2025, 11:28:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see shit like this and think that I really need to speed up the home solar panel/battery/EV purchase planning since it sounds like we're going to irradiate Texas when elon's rocket carrying the fissionable material blows up on the launch pad and quintuples the price of oil...

4/8/2025, 11:20:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pizza Luce has a pink pony club beer...

Table top advertising at the Roseville Pizza Luce for a grapefruit hoppy lager called pink pony club
2/8/2025, 4:50:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the boat's hulls are specifically designed to generate more wake/waves so your wakeboarders have an angle to jump/flip off. most of them I've seen also have large speakers pointing backwards, apparently one needs loud music to effectively wakeboard.

2/8/2025, 2:16:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning after pics #mnwx

The fallen willow tree. Had several neighbors stop by already telling us this was their favorite tree in the neighborhood... The fallen pine tree over the pool. Somehow when the pine fell it landed around this planter sitting on the deck rail. Really big hole where the base of the Willow used to be
28/7/2025, 1:32:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're near the 55109 I have a couple of big ones you could climb on...

28/7/2025, 1:29:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, boulevard tree that fell into the street. My across the street neighbor also lost a tree that took down his power line but only his, so pretty sure he's not at the top of Xcel's list. Yes, I ran an extension cord over so they could keep the fridge and freezer running...

28/7/2025, 4:37:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Say what you will about living in the burbs but here's a crew in Maplewood cleaning up my downed willow tree at 10:45 on a Sunday night...

Front end loader working on moving my big ole willow tree out of the street. The cleared half of the street so neighbors can get by... Another view of the city crew opening up my street... One guy driving a big Cat front end loader, one guy working the chainsaw, and a third guy illuminating the area.
28/7/2025, 4:20:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 3:02:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After I posted the first downed tree video, we found out that we lost a second tree too, this one is our giant willow in the front yard. It's currently blocking our entire street, city public works guy came by and sighed and said they would be back "a bit" later to move it off the street..

The Willow tree that used to be standing in the corner of our lot is now on the street blocking not only the street but a couple of driveways as well. That big bastard was at least 50 feet tall...
28/7/2025, 3:02:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, that's a 40' tall pine you're only seeing the top of....

28/7/2025, 1:32:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wanna hear me swear? Here's actual video of one of my trees coming down in the wind. I was filming the neighbors trees originally

28/7/2025, 1:21:12 AM | 56 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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will you at least acknowledge the *warning* when it gets issued for the rest of Hennepin County? you can have a peaceful 20 or 30 min...

28/7/2025, 12:11:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey MSP folks, keep your eyes on the western sky, tornado and severe t-storm warned cells heading towards Hennepin County in the next hour or so...

radar snip showing a severe t-storm warning (red box) and a tornado warning (pink box) heading towards the TC metro area
28/7/2025, 12:06:55 AM | 10 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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the wordlebot hates me. always demeaning my mad skillz. Wordle 1,496 2/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 56/99 Luck 93/99

24/7/2025, 2:02:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Found my vacation trip souvenir....

A bottle of Blanton's bourbon. iykyk.
24/7/2025, 2:22:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And there's the actual sunrise

Sun finally peeking up at the horizon
23/7/2025, 9:29:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sunrise on the Atlantic

Sunrise close to low tide on the Atlantic just south of Boston. Nice almost new moon there too... Panorama shot from our hotel balcony 15 minutes later and the moon is gone Still 10 minutes to actual sunrise
23/7/2025, 9:18:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At the blue dot, Hull MA...

Screen shot of my Google map location, we're at the blue dot just SE of Boston
23/7/2025, 12:39:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made it all the way east (for us this trip), sitting on a top floor (3rd) hotel room balcony overlooking the Atlantic ocean... Only negative I can find, sunrise is 5:27am, so gotta get my ass up early for sunrise pics over the ocean tomorrow morning.

Pic from the balcony of our hotel room on Nantasket/Hull Massachusetts. Looking south-ish, bit of a sunset in the sky, calm ocean across the road...
23/7/2025, 12:37:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I tried that one time, sprawled out naked on my back on a leather couch, and was it appreciated or called cute? Apparently not, not with all that talk about "restraining orders", and "banned from all Ashley Furniture locations"...

21/7/2025, 3:51:45 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they sell the leg lamps here, a 50" will set you back $299.99, if you want the crate too, it's $599.99

A large wooden crate with Italian written on it
20/7/2025, 8:41:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breaking up a day of driving with a pit stop in Cleveland, and yes, there is a tour and a gift shop...

Yes, it's the inside of the house where
20/7/2025, 8:30:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Check out this shower curtain that's in this hotel in Michigan. I'm perplexed about its entire evolution, from design, sales, purchasing and installation, just WTF'ing the whole way through. (Was there water all over the floor after taking a shower? Yes, yes there is...)

A shower curtain with a purposely designed cut out in the middle, guaranteed to let water run onto the floor Another view. Who lost a bet?
20/7/2025, 1:05:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are those Costco lamb chops? It all looks great...

20/7/2025, 12:22:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should have another one and find out... (I think you should only pluralize either gin or tonic if you are trying different gins and tonics, as gin and tonic does not imply quantity...)

20/7/2025, 12:03:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Mackinac Bridge in the fog and the rain

The Mac bridge in the rain, this is from the north side looking south.
19/7/2025, 7:21:57 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you ever get a chance to vacation in the UP, go to Munising and take the Picture Rock National Lakeshore boat tour...

180' high cliffs going into Lake Superior, various colors from the various minerals More cliffs along the lake Different minerals leaching from the rocks stain the cliff with a variety of colors Water carves out tunnels in the cliffs, great place to kayak...
19/7/2025, 4:06:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then I walked a bit further down the sand bar and came across this beauty...

Picture a cloudy sunset across open water, a large island goes between Lake Superior and the cloudy sky. Then, in the foreground, some enterprising folk drew a 20' long penis in the sand, and excavated out the sand where the head of the penis would be... Art exists in unlikely places...
19/7/2025, 2:24:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day 1 of vacation, touching sand and Lake Superior in Munising MI, this is at Sand Point on the Picture Rock National Shoreline at a cloudy sunset... (I tried rotating my video but when I uploaded the rotated version it cut all the sky out, wtf....)

19/7/2025, 2:19:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp, leaving for a vacation road trip tomorrow morning, so what tasks around the house that aren't important and have been put off for months already shall I do tonight instead of packing and cleaning?

17/7/2025, 11:16:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so old i bring my own damn pillow to hotels on vacation...

17/7/2025, 11:14:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Token rainbow pic (back parking lot of Jimmy's in vandais heights) double is pretty faint, but it's there

Double rainbow
16/7/2025, 12:56:40 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your rainbow is better than mine (vadnais heights)

Faded rainbow with a bit of a second rainbow from a parking lot in Vandais Heights
16/7/2025, 12:29:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No cheating, post the last pic of your pet if you want ...

15/7/2025, 10:43:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there's probably a hundred different drink recipes that are basically 1 part 80 proof (pick your booze) and 2.5 parts (some sort of soda/mixer) that will get you to 16% alcohol and taste miles better than whatever this crap tastes like...

15/7/2025, 12:51:03 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's Sammie, who we rescued as a kitten from my shed in my back yard...

Sammie the cat, sitting on my recliner.
14/7/2025, 7:18:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a fancier 2m/70cm Yaesu permanently mounted in the Jeep for that, the chicken bander just plugs into the cig lighter...

14/7/2025, 5:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is two too many? I usually plug one in when I go storm chasing...

14/7/2025, 5:04:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So I went looking for a piece of electronic gear, pulled down my tote of shit from the garage, and holy crap do I have a lot of old shit... One Bluesky Buck (non-negotiable) for each piece of gear here you can correctly identify, and no fair using the alt text unless you need the alt text...)

A tote full of various electronic gear from a shelf in my garage. Up top on the left, a GPS tracker (tinytracker) for ham radio stuff, a really old 2m crystal ham radio, a Uniden CB radio, an Icon 2m ham radio, a Cobra CB radio, a JVC am/fm/CD player... Next row, a Uniden Weather radio that can be hand cranked, some digital compass from the pre-GPS days, some old Miss Mario game, and on the bottom right, the thing I was actually looking for, an MFJ 2m ham radio antenna tuner...
14/7/2025, 2:28:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you mean it's not 6:30 yet?

A clearly malnourished Saide the Saint Bernard sitting at attention while I'm in the kitchen figuring out our own people dinner...
13/7/2025, 10:40:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember that ordeal at my house several years ago, after 45 min of sweating over the first step and not getting far I decided to look up how much new stair treads were at Menards, drove to the store and bought all new ones... (4' are $11 each now...)

12/7/2025, 10:53:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JFC Schneiderman's driver, you make a delivery to an elder care facility and block all the handicap parking spots? Like there's no demand for handicap parking at a damn old people home? (I ran into the driver on my way in and chewed him out...)

A Schneiderman's delivery truck parking in three handicap parking spots at Johanna Shores care facility
12/7/2025, 7:25:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Celebrating the holiday (national Pina Colada day) and grilling some steaks on this gorgeous evening over in the 55109...

Half a Pina colada in a tiki glass in the left foreground and in the background there's four strip steaks I just put on a charcoal grill.
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Are we getting the band Chameleon back together? I mean he's one of us...

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Big line at the White Bear Lake DMV today, so remember, Minnesota friends, get your tabs online before they expire.

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If you know anyone up on the White Earth Reservation, might want to give them a heads up, tornado warned storm heading their way...

radar snip of a tornado warned cell that's northeast of Fargo and heading towards the White Earth Indian Reservation. there have been two earlier confirmed tornado sightings from this cell
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They're gonna eliminate the need for government weather services by switching to commercial weather services cuz private is sooooo much better and more efficient. The fact that the commercial services use the government data is entirely lost on them.

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I've been looking at pickups (smaller than this example) since the wife and I are thinking about a travel trailer for retirement time. The biggest baddest new dodge 3500 with a diesel is around $110k, financing that for 84 mo @8% gives a monthly payment of ~$1800, and ~$8400 a year in interest...

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Dan I hate to burst your, uh, bubble, but that stuff is literally toxic. My freight company hauls from a car wash supply place in North Minneapolis and I have to make sure the drivers don't have any food products on their trailer since hauling poison/toxic and food in the same trailer is illegal...

6/7/2025, 11:57:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was cleaning out my parents garage and found two(!) old gas cans that don't have a difficult valve in them and I did the "score!" fist motion...

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Too much Wymong influence, it's like they don't even understand the whole concept of chislic...

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At least the Minnesota chislic is better than the South Dakota chislic.

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Full disclosure, I have done 7 of these actually in Canada, those are marked in red. The rest were in MN/WI except the moose, which I saw on the road on the way to the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park CO...

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Minnesota is almost Canada... 17 for me. I did not do all of these *in* Canada, I hope that doesn't disqualify me.

A list of 24 canadian-ish things people do. I've checked 17 of them.
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Me and Sadie all festive for our 4th party... #effinbirds

Sadie the Saint Bernard has on a red white and blue lei, and she's panting because it's so fucking hot outside here in the Twin Cities Me, an old white guy in my holiday appropriate EffinBirds t-shirt saying
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I knew the name and the dates from the cemetery in Morgan, there are six generations of Prokosch's buried there, but it wasn't until a 2nd cousin of my dad's contacted me on facebook 10 years ago and emailed the 40 page history he'd put together did I have something to connect all the dots...

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I'm grateful that in 1866 Wenzel Prokosch (born 1801) moved from the small town of Trohatin, Bavaria (now Drahotin, Czech Republic) eventually settling in Morgan, MN. that was six generations ago and farming paid off well enough so that I don't have to worry about paying for mom's Alzheimer's care.

map of Germany and the Czech Republic, with a red dot showing the small town of Drahotin, sorta halfway between Nuremburg and Prague. maybe someday I'll travel there, but other relatives big into Genealogy have tried to find family info further back than 1801 to no avail. probably has something to do with how many times the German-Czech border has been fluid since then...
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Great way to start a ten day vacation, in the ER with Mom. #eldercare #alzheimers

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www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...

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AwoooOOOOoooOOOooo (my phone now prompts me this!) Happy first Wednesday@1pm everyone!

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trying to find a non-Paris Hilton That's Hot gif for you. Also amazed at Revvie's self control, Sadie would have been up kissing and leaning into you and drooling all over you as soon as your face was within 3 feet of the floor...

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