Raw power can destroy a man
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Raw power can destroy a man
Big Dog Glen Robinson? He’d be interesting.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social 2 guys in their prime I would love to see in today’s NBA: AI and Derrick Coleman. /thought
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Is this a Jon Lovitz joke I am missing?
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Can someone finish this joke: Matt Riddle, Velveteen Dream, James Ellsworth, & Flip Gordon walk into a school house… #wrestlingsky #wrestlesky #prowrestling #AEW #WWE #NXT
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Free dog. Bad boy. Please RT. #corgi #dogsofbluesky
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“Lee, we’re going to be watching wrestling from 1985.”
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social I made a meme. #wrestlesky
CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.
Triple H? He’s retired.
Who are you responding to? I am blocked.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social I didn’t mention the baby’s stunts last weekend. She was in the crowd at some point and asked out loud why this was taking so long. Crowd pop. Took her to the back and she ran out during the Senior’s closing dance and joined them. Crowd pop.
ICYMI — Some harsh self-criticism here: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.” (He was talking about Obama 😬)
Claire would love it.
Dirt better than homophobes
This me. #meme
Rare Philly city W @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
One of my many fears is that the next Democratic president will spend too much time talking about "the importance of not dwelling on the past" instead of prosecuting every single one of the people responsible for this nightmare.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social We joke, but you know they’ll somehow make this go away with help.
I want see Goldberg. @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social can co-sign me.
Lmfao
See ya in TNA
Lmao
Judge for Bruce the Bat Dog. Who says no?
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@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social i thought you’d appreciate the only thing on my calendar the day of this show. I figured I could squeeze in some rasslin.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social For the ol back pocket. Pros: Show is a shade under an hour away. Kid friendly. Good roster.. except: Con: Your guy is on the card. 😒
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social 🤐
“WWE needs competition!” “Hey! No fair! They’re competing!”
David Dinkins and Nosferatu had a baby boy 76 years ago and they named it Tony Dungy.
“Not a football” play my balls. It falls within the rules. Other teams can incorporate it. Figure out a way to defend it. Shut the fuck up, Dungy.
Jews are the funniest group of people. It’s a fact.
Shit emoji in human form = Rodgers
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@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Didnt see you RT this before I mentioned Rodgers. What a fucking jerkoff. Fuck all these people to hell.
Look at the Giants for the last 11 years. They’ve done a bad job in finding the right pieces in the draft. Because he sucks doesn’t make a guy like Evan Neil a bad teammate. Flip side is the countless guys who are all world but team killers. (Rodgers)
The Animal, all day.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Ivanka left some toilet paper behind for Jalen.
You ain’t seen nothing yet.
To the best of my knowledge no one ate horse shit at last night’s celebration.
She’s hot 🧱🧱
Classic. I’m glad I got to see it happen with you.
Now. Then. Forever.
Flagrantly rigged.
This is not the Misfits. And Michael Graves is a piece of shit.
Bingo bango. He has a lot of pull with a large number of followers.
I think Naomi should sit on my face.
No one had won free agency more than Dallas and Washington.
Giants tried to jump in front of that bullet
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Hall of football players I have never and will never cheer for; second inductee: Deion. (#1 is Irvin)
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social I can’t root for him on the field, but Hurts has always struck me as a good dude.
Taco & Shaggy, gang gang. #corgi #poodle #labradoodle #dogs
Was Bethlehem your first live show? Top 3 memories: Bob drove us. My sign said SABU and I forget the other side. Geez. And that WWF Dr Seuss hat that I still regret buying.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social When was the last time you felt that same thrill as when you watched Ahmed Johnson in his prime?
What was the card for your 1st live wrestling show? 🤼 CC: @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social “You’re old” Yes.
If Randy grabbed the TNA title and thought it looked nice, maybe tease an appearance or match or something, then I could defend it and say they got something simmering.
“I had my Wrestlemania moment!!” I know belts mean bupkis now, but it wasn’t a good look for TNA to have their world champ featured on the biggest wrestling stage possible and then being squashed and thrown out.
It was needless. They could’ve had it be a skit of Hendry introducing himself to RKO at Mania.
Hendry lost in like 4 minutes and got hit with another RKO after the match and sent on his way.
The way he was presented, he ain’t wrong. It’s not special to debut at Mania if you’re just going to lose in under 5 and then sent packing.
He had such a bad Saturday at the dog park. Poor guy. This is his buddy.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social My cousin who is about our age and a fan all his life: “who the hell is this bum?”
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Vikingo rules!!
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social 4 ways are so cheap. Easiest route to take the title of Bron Breakker.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Colby Covington was shown at Mania. Smh It’s not even like he’s a good UFC fighter. He’s just known for being a MAGA troll.
Whatever the hot take is, AAA is in the toilet. Triplemania is a yearly punchline. This should revitalize them.
The NBA even then was still exciting and watchable. Smh
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Me chasing Taco and a man with a mane of beautiful hair holding Jos.
Crazier was they were related. They’re both all-timers.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social This you.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Great story. What are the odds? www.tiktok.com/@allthesmoke...
Living or all-time?
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Sharing this again if anyone else wants to share, anything helps. Trying to take care of a few things. Appreciate all the support already, more than you could imagine. www.gofundme.com/f/in-loving-...
“…Michael!” Ultimate theme song too.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social If available at 3, Hunter or Carter? I think it’s Hunter’s crazy ceiling vs Carter’s higher floor. (Does that make sense?) I take Hunter for a chance at that ceiling. I me, it doesn’t matter in the end, because the Giants will manage to screw up their career. #bigblue
#wrestlesky People don’t forget.
I was watching Buzz Sawyer videos on YouTube when I came across this random comment. #wrestlesky
Oh God please no
Imagine they draft Sanders. Do you laugh with our without tears in your eyes?
I’m going to have a conversation with family to ensure you are okay and free for those days. I’ve bypassed you. We’ll discuss more later 🤨
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social keep the first weekend of October opened. Tentative road trip with the Lehigh Lothario.
I was needling you. I’m sorry.
At least they own it. Trust fund Tony. “One of the goods ones” - you, probably.
Called gettin heat, brother
