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Not Mitch McQonnel. Not Lauren Qbert. Not GQP. Just here for the memes and to mock MAGA.

created November 28, 2024

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Im seeing connections to Ernst vom Rath, who's assassination led to Kristallnacht. Im terrified.

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Does anyone believe the Supreme Court has any credibility?

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Release the Epstein files! www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

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True dat!

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🤣🤣🤣

4/9/2025, 8:36:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instead of demonizing immigrants, maybe Republicans can deport yt males who are the ones perpetuating most of the violence against Americans. And while we're at it, how about making vaccines more accessible than guns!

4/9/2025, 2:02:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While Republicans are so busy taking away people's constitutional rights, they aren't thinking about how they are destroying our country. And if they are so concerned about crime and protecting our families maybe Republicans should be doing more to make guns less accessible.

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The Unites States has a birth rate that will lead to population decline. Illegal immigrants contributed close to $100 billion in tax revenue that they cannot access for any personal gain. They also purchase goods and services that contribute to the economy.

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You Gen X's and Gen Y's and your fixation with accessible and affordable healthcare. Back in my day we just died!

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Survivors of Maine’s deadliest mass shooting and relatives of victims are suing the federal government, alleging that the US Army could and should have stopped one of its reservists from carrying out what they call “one of the most preventable mass tragedies in American history.”

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When it comes right down to it, what have Republikans done for ordinary people like you‘n me?

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Never in the history of calm down has telling someone to calm down calmed them down calmly.

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Proof that God hates us: Pumpkin spice.

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Good morning!

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Good morning!

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Good morning!

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Happy 90125

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If they truly wanted keep children safe, they would invest in free school lunches, day care vouchers, and health care access. And most importantly, better gun regulations, and get rid of uterus regulations.

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Its hard to fathom the tremendous hurt and pain caused by this administration. They are not interested in keeping children safe. They only want to punish their enemies.

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My potato salad with golden raisins and crushed peanut butter cups is such a hit at the barbecue. Its so good that nobody wants to put it on their plate. Follow me for more recipes!

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When is the UN going to send peace keepers into the US?

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Nah. Just doing the Heinz ketchup anticipation thing.

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What are the best songs to play at a despots funeral? I say Dancing in the Streets and Happy Clap Along.

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Live your life in such a way so that people aren't planning the world's biggest party upon your demise.

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BOSTON NEEDS A STRONG PRESIDENT. AND I, GAVIN NEWSOM, AM THAT STRONG PRESIDENT. DID DONALD TRUMP PROTECT STORROW DRIVE FROM RECKLESS STUDENTS GETTING STUCK? NO. ONLY I, AMERICAS FAVORITE GOVERNOR, AM CAPABLE OF PROTECTING BOSTON FROM THE DREADED STORROWING! GCN

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At this time, i think we should all look past our differences and give Donald Trump the same compassion and respect that he gave to Paul Pelosi after Paul was attacked and seriously injured.

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IF I WERE PRESIDENT, I, GAVIN NEWSOM, THE COUNTRY'S FAVORITE GOVERNOR, WOULD HAVE GOTTEN BACK THE HAT THAT THE POS STOLE FROM THE KID AT THE US OPEN, WHILE WINNING THE MATCH, AND THEN THE ENTIRE US OPEN. PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT I COULD DO THAT. TRUMP WOULD PROBABLY BE THE GUY STEALING THE KIDS HAT.

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Good morning!

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Who is a worse human? Stephen Miller Donald Trump Pan Bondi Kristi Noem

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While doing this, he negotiated 4 peace deals and invented an alternative power source that has no negative effects on the environment. And his hair was immaculate. Republicans are opening up and investigation with the goal of impeaching him as governor.

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Gavin Newsom single handedly landed a 747 while giving CPR to 12 children on the plane, tutoring 2 college students in Philosophy and 4 in Law, and dropping food pallets that landed directly into poor people's kitchen.

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I hope Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley aren't jealous. Yes, Trump, Noem, Gabbard, Johnson and the rest of the deplorables are actively destroying our country and democracy. But we also feel you guys are equally deplorable. I didnt want you to think we've forgotten you.

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If Nazis say the same thing you say, and vote the same way you do, and hate the same people you hate? Then congratulations. You're a Nazi.

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In protest of Gavin Newsom and his policies, Kid Rock is pulling out of all concerts in California! However, he did have to reimburse the customer for the 1 ticket that was sold.

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Trump is absolutely giddy! In a recent poll, Gavin Newsom has a 57% chance of beating Trump if they were to run against each other in 2028 (Trump again not caring about the constitution). Trump is celebrating his popularity as he states he is clearly in the majority.

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Hey Massachusetts! You know anything about how to deal with a tyrant?

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The body blow keep coming and Gavin Newsom doesn't know how to stop them. Tom Brady, David Beckham, and "Mean" Joe Green all refuse to play baseball for any California baseball team. Governor Newsom is on the ropes. HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CAN HE TAKE!!!

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$20 says the male scientist stopped looking and fell asleep.

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The body blow keep coming and Gavin Newsom doesn't know how to stop them. Tom Brady, David Beckham, and "Mean" Joe Green all refuse to play baseball for any California baseball team. Governor Newsom is on the ropes. HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CAN HE TAKE!!!

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This is why men should never make legislation about women's bodies.

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New York Yankees: We refuse to play baseball in California! Dallas Cowboys: We refuse to play football in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working!

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Lionel Messi, Ronaldo and Pele refuse to play for any California baseball team (although Messi and Ronaldo did express interest in playing football, but this might be a translation issue. Pele seems to not be returning any calls.). When will the bleeding end?

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Governor Newsom continues to be on the ropes. The body blow keep coming. Rollie Fingers, Reggie Jackson and Sandy Kofax refuse to play for any for any California baseball team any more.

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Waiting for Pam Bondi to keep us safe from white males.

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I guess masks are more of a threat to kids than fucking guns!

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His arms raised high, he sobbed in despair. Suddenly, a hammer flew threw the bullet proof windows of the mansion. It was Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor! "I am worthy." (To be continued)

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In the Governors mansion, Governor Newsom had become aware of the plot to overthrow the state government. But after Enron stopped selling energy to the state, and all the Foto-Mat's pulled out, he didnt know what to do. With a wail, he screamed to the heavens "What can I do? WHAT CAN I DOOOO!!"

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half of which were missing. "Yes. This will teach that infernal Governor Newsom a lesson. We will be able to turn California into a white nationalist homeland. Lord and savior Trump will be pleased."

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In a dingy basement, 2 men, wearing dark, hooded cloaks, were contemplating the takeover of California. "We can put Hobby Lobby's and Chick-fil-A on every corner of the state. Nothing will be able to stop us." The other cloaked individual just smiled, showing yellow, rotted teeth,

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