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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so
I take supreme solace in the fact that that’s the result of the utter lack of a subsequent Cowboys dynasty. Or even one good year.
It’d be nice if the fascists could at least waste their time searching for the Spear of Destiny or some shit instead of making our kids sick because they horseshoe-theoried their way into alignment with woo woo wine aunts.
“80!” Buddy loves a number that is completely devoid of anything resembling context but sounds big. 80 is a lot of things, depending on what the things are.
The disrespect and disregard for precedent is also anathema to, like, the entire premise of our legal system.
That’s what Atlantic City is for.
i think one thing people have a hard time grasping is that the central figures of the trump administration are not bad as in "the worst republican blowhard you know," but bad as in "the worst people you have ever heard of." donald trump is a serial rapist whose best friend was a pedophile.
Jiminy-Glick-ass glasses.
Subsidized model trains?
“What $50k?”
I have news about the state of Google’s search results
18 - 23 was such a stupid age to be alive. I didn’t deserve it then. I’d love just a weekend of that feeling now.
The back of that vehicle weighed approximately 50 pounds. It had no traction whatsoever
I had a friend with a RWD Previa that also had no middle row seats, only the back. Anyway we smoked a ton of…..tires in that van.
Or just “Nah, next.”
This is perfect representation of how my wife says I come to bed when im trying be discreet bc she’s asleep but I’ve had a few drinks.
BRB adding “devastatingly handsome” to the first sentence of my firm bio.
I think this means there is a zero percent chance that he is 6’3”.
I hear what you’re saying, but I think on some level I feel even more limited by the current throw everything in a big pile and hope you can find something you like. This also applies increasingly to tv and movies.
I tend to think this is paradoxically made even worse by the internet and streaming making everything available all at once. You lose the independent tastemakers who had the freedom to find a surface stuff they found cool, but also a large enough platform to get it in front of people.
Or the opening paragraph of his Wikipedia….
Let’s go!
I would just quit being a lawyer on the spot.
I don’t think any degree of dejargoning could survive a reading in this bad of faith.
How would they not “reproduce” them in the charging documents? Like logistically what the fuck is she talking about?
I have kids and dogs. The fundamental difference is you can’t (*shouldn’t) just catch a kid and pry his mouth open to pull it out. Also kids talk back.
Tell him.
Not to put too much of a point on it but the mouse is Trump. And the cookies are our civil liberties and what not. Boy shoulda stomped on that mouse from the jump.
I just learned every day is National Cheeseburger day in my house.
This shit. When we needed a new fridge this year our options were massively limited by my adamant desire for “just a fucking fridge”.
Only planes in the sky with peeling tint on the windshield.
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Wow.
John Chaney meet that bar breaking into Cal’s presser and threatening to kill him?
Trying to figure out how to explain to my wife that I just sold the house and, no, we can’t live in the car.
Ben says rap isn’t music. Probably because he tried to do it and he was ass.
Oh. Proceed.
Nah.
I’ve watched so many videos and tried all the supposed tricks. I just can’t. If the butcher won’t do it for me, we’ll just eat around the membrane, which is fine actually.
Hahahahahahaha.
Maybe an upgrade on first impressions of JJ?
Contemplation not their strong suit in general.
Ah! That makes sense!
Forgive my curiosity, but wouldn’t at will employment still be a “contract”? It’s still an agreement between two parties with mutual, enforceable obligations? (To be clear I don’t think this dingleberry has a case)
@notalawyer.bsky.social if this is not the Village Homosexual, I’m going to be very disappointed.
It’s extremely embarrassing that they retired his number. I hope the next coach tears it down.
No.
Counterpoint, I’d bet good money he’s the guy responding to an obvious spam group text of all unknown numbers.
Don’t bring Mayor Giuliani into this.
Oh man. As a parent of young kids who grew up as a slacker’s slacker, we’re just getting to this age. And, like, they have no idea that I know all the tricks and lies.
Also, I didn’t know Chip Kelly was a Vols fan.
Could be Chip.
I’ve used it derisively towards potential legal arguments.
Much better and why I pay @defector.com the big* bucks.
I feel like a sniper would not have missed his head at 200yds.
There is still some beauty left in the world.
I mean, leaning on cops as primary (mostly sole) sources of facts is a long standing problem. It’s just gonna get weird because now our fascists are also weird too-online freaks.
Me. I am.
Inching closer to just doing it like the guy did at the end of Pi.
He and Champ Bailey were in the same secondary!
The Flying Ginsu! Great name.
They’re confused because usually the violence is punching down.
What the fuck are we doing here. What the fuck are we doing here.
We’re extremely and maybe inexorably fucked. That’s the takeaway.
Prob shouldn’t be thinking too hard about sounds in a video shot on a phone that I watched on my phone.
Heartbreakingly, John Wick 2 having one of the worst examples…
I was thinking it sounded more like an actual report than the sonic boom. This was me admitting I was wrong.
Agreed
If this is his gun, not too successful tho….
I like to think my rapport with firearms remains strong whether suppressed or not.
Well, that depends.
Here I am saying it didn’t sound suppressed….
Enforcing traditional gender norms like:
At least Lyle Lanley promised an actual monorail. Elon’s promise is a single lane road.
I always print my manifestos at the public library.
Given his golf-course-dining-room-ass culinary predilections, what are the odds Trump knows that’s a person and not just a dessert?
Bobrovsky with two Vezinas and two cups probably helping the little guys.
You’re naively discounting the possibility of time traveling Democrat operatives here.
Without giving any attention to the grifter-ass loser who started it, the discourse around To Kill A Mockingbird Bird reminds me that there is exactly one Great American Novel. Or at least exactly one that actually had a finger on the pulse of the American spirit. It’s Blood Meridian, unfortunately.
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Getting the first batter out was a good plan after all.
a lot of bad-faith grifters are taking my words out of context just because i told jeffrey dahmer to "stay hungry," in writing, at his birthday party, that i was at.
I am certain they shortened the yellow on the light between my office and the highway when they put in the camera. At least, that’s how I explain the video clip of me sailing through it when it’s red red.
Oh my god. Look at this cast!
Fictionalized movie! Now we’re really getting to something that fits my attention span. On the list it goes.
Master Shake with a bush is not something I prepared for today.
They don’t even gotta fully own up to it at this point. Just stop fucking voting for it. But they won’t. Because they like it.
Good to know. Holly was recommending BOOKS, this is more my speed.
Unless it’s “puts on own jersey”, I do t think it matters.
*Googles Battle of Blair Mountain* “Oh. So that’s why I never learned about that.”
At this point it just cements how unwinnable and depraved they are too. Just taking in all the horror, shrugging, saying “but taxes,” and pulling the GOP lever. Fuck em.
More like “Bill of Recommendations”, am I right?!
Some of it may be the large swaths of Americans who trace their roots to ancestors that had the wrong answer to “papers please” in the old country.
Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch
Mahomes for sure. Unmatched at delivering strikes from way off platform. Stafford probably needs to be on this list too.
I’ve never understood the appeal of Red Zone if one actually likes watching the sport more than betting on it.
Makes one nostalgic for missing the start of the crawl on the tv guide channel and having to wait for it to cycle around again.
