For many kids and families, today is filled with excitement as a new school year begins in Oregon. But for migrant households, it's also a day clouded by fear as migrants worry they'll be targeted by ICE in what's supposed to be a sanctuary state.
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For many kids and families, today is filled with excitement as a new school year begins in Oregon. But for migrant households, it's also a day clouded by fear as migrants worry they'll be targeted by ICE in what's supposed to be a sanctuary state.
The babby is sleepy. Ziltoid completely zonked out after a long day of zoomies and biting my elbows 💜
he’s clocked in for his shift 🎃
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1636
I read Nickeled And Dimed in my early 20s and it changed my entire mindset. When I was younger and didn’t know better, I blamed people for being poor.
Ziltoid- he’s not good at being a cat, but he is a good kitty. *he tried to hop up onto my bed, failed, and slid Looney Tunes style.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Dances With Gary
Whatever it is, it will be stupid and/or horrifying while doubling as a proof of life.
“Damn, everyone thinks they're csi now we taught a magic eight ball to draw.” 💀
"enhanced image, wut dis?" Dunno, Chris, suicide enabling, cult forming, environment destroying, plagiarism & delusion bot you asked to "enhance" the image didn't know either, so its guess is as good as yours. Damn, everyone thinks they're csi now we taught a magic eight ball to draw.
Trump: Dead I am the one exterminating son slipping through the trees strangling the breeze
. @bsky.app just start running this ad on X asap
Can see the teargas at the ICE facility while traveling across the Sellwood bridge
I don't believe in "shared reality" as something that meaningfully exists, but it is *stressful* to know that there are thousands of internet gumshoes who are, through sheer ignorance of the tech, using generative AI to plunge thousands of people into a reality completely divorced from our own.
*using fuckass ai tools to “enhance” photo*: hey, does this look weird to YOU? *insert watermark*
Blue anon dipshits just shrieking ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE at a blurry picture of trump until it turns into sexy Watto
RFK Jr. “I want to wipe out Autistic ppl” Autistic Ppl: “Hey everyone … this guy is a Eugenicist … that is what wiping out Autistic ppl is.” Years later, @thedailybeast.bsky.social: “Interviews with ppl who work directly with RFK Jr implies possible signs that maybe he is a Eugenicist.”
Even if he dies, it won’t fix much. He’s basically a mascot at this point, imo.
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
He finally shut the fuck up for a few days and everyone’s like “this mf died”
It really doesn’t help that the White House’s TikTok account uploaded a video that almost has an appearance of being an “in memorium.” (Now I think they’re definitely just trolling)
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Using one photo or video already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
![Bex Luther@superbreeze.bsky.social • 23h I'm thinking of having a 50th birthday party, inviting everyone I know (most of whom have no idea about Bex), and just presenting them with me in this dress. Is this the worst idea anyone has ever had? [photo of a woman in a dress] Kate Fairweather @katefx.bsky.social Well, I think Palestinian genocide is a little worse... September 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreibgywewetn2bn5yr5gyfxhabfnyzjizek7yqba7xeraa2p6n7eqgy@jpeg "Click to view full size")
reading this felt like discovering one of those tribes of people who have had no contact with the outside world
every pic of trump looks like this now
Nicolas Cage, best known as background fast food employee in Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982).
Don Bluth traumatized an entire generation lol.
I don’t trust you if this doesn’t make you tear up a little lol. youtu.be/G2dm1RF5RmA?...
Welp, still awake. Guess I’ll rewatch The Land Before Time and ugly-cry myself to sleep lol.
POV: you’re a xillenial thinking about movies that gave you the most emotional damage
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Reminder: the apparent plan was to spirit these children away in the middle of the night without them ever seeing the inside of a courtroom to challenge their deportation. Children.
Fr my parents were fine with me watching that, but they were super pissed when me and my bestie watched The Lost Boys during a sleepover.
*remembering that one Dan Akroyd scene* yeah… I bet.
Thank you GameCube NSO I can more deeply understand this picture
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPHG... Enter Sandman
Happy Labor Day 🙂
I feel like I was born in a really weird time where all children’s movies were traumatizing. My daughter grew up with shit like Finding Nemo and Beverly Hills Chihuahua. She’s much more well adjusted 😅
I think I have one more Sad 80s Children’s Movie worth of being awake left. The Neverending Story it is. We have fun here.
😭 Goddammit.
Ziltoid is already doing zoomies. Kitty witching hour came early tonight.
*Zelda Rubenstein voice*
When do we want it? NOW
Obnoxious Trump voice: “BYE BYE”
Dammit. Now I want a grilled cheese sammich too.
ok I watch a lot of horror movies and you gotta stay safe out there folks. keep unbroken salt lines around the bed and stay clear of empty vessels (dolls, corpses, Atlantic staff writers)
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
They’re not against fascism. They want to be in charge of the fascism.
I don’t really believe in hell, but he makes me wish I did.
Ahhh, now I’m rewatching this since I was thinking of it.
The funniest part of if/when Trump dies in office, his ghost will haunt the White House. Late at night people will hear things like “bing bong bing” and “bye bye.”
The sword fight between Justin and Jenner is legit bad ass for a kid’s movie. And then the chonky rat guy throwing the dagger as he’s dying.
I remember reading awhile back that Watership Down was based on stories he told his children lol.
I forgot how cool the elderly magic rat was.
Oh no it was directed by Don Bluth, that means I’m probably gonna cry.
*NIMH
The Secret Of NIHM is on Prime. Don’t think I’ve seen this since I was a little kid.
Have you ever seen Plague Dogs? It’s a very similar vibe. My ex partner had me watch it several years ago. After it was over I turned off the tv and stared at the blank screen for half an hour.
I watched the movie long before I ever read the book. For some reason, my parents thought it would be a fun family film. I was assigned the book in 9th grade lol.
I watched that awhile back. It was entertaining enough. But those CGI murder baboons were… something. lol
Are you that un-used to people being nice? If so, sorry about that.
That’s just how I talk. Often to make it clear I’m not being a combative jerk!
That’s… a really weird thing to say.
Ziltoid was laying on his back at the foot of my bed, he rolled over and slid off. He looked so embarrassed 🥲
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
Wwwhy is he like this?
when they said "we're going to run this country like a business" they meant Hewlett Packard
If you're willing to throw the trans population to the wolves you're willing to throw every other group that's not you to the wolves too, they just aren't howling loudly enough for them yet.
Also if you haven't read The Grapes of Wrath, it feels perfect for this specific moment in a way that is both scary (because of how little has changed) and comforting (because Steinbeck hates businessmen so much and spends whole paragraphs talking about how their souls are dead)
There’s a great exchange in The Grapes Of Wrath where a farmer who’s been kicked off his land by a bank meets the guy getting paid peanuts to take it over. The guy is mewling like “well somebody was gonna do it if I didn’t!” and Steinbeck has such a beautiful, visceral, disdain for the character
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"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
Sorry, calibrating
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
Oh that sucks! I’m sorry! I didn’t even know there was a vax for it until my daughter was starting pre-k and it was required. I hope kiddo feels better soon.
One thing that has really been bugging me is that a lot of these people don’t actually care about justice for the victims. They just see the Epstein case as a way to dunk on Trump. It’s really obvious from the way they talk about it.
Well fuck. We tripped and fell into a bunch of morons.
Hell yusss
Make them bring back Crystal Pepsi.
Sweetheart, I need you to understand. Some libs share the same beliefs as fascists. It’s not that fascists are pretending to be libs. Libs are just being libs.
Me from another era
Awhile back some dork put me on a “mass blocker” list. Like, hell yeah. I block people who suck. It’s called self care. What are we even doing here? lol.
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I’m super disappointed. I thought I had a pic saved of a bunch of geese at the park near me chilling in the soccer field. I was gonna caption it “silly goose invasion”
HONK HONK
YESSS. That was my main search for awhile, that and Caitlyn Jenner’s dead name. Easy way to block transphobes.
Can you imagine how long the line’s gonna be to take a piss on that grave
I’ve been a voter since November of 1998. I will no longer cast a vote for people who don’t align with my values. My values are pretty simple: human rights. If candidates are trash ass garbage, I’m leaving it blank. Eat shit, fuck you, be better.
That could also be the case.
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Fr, I think a lot of them would be 100% on board with fascism as long as the fascist had a “D” next to their name.
Jerry no
Hell, that’s a solid strategy. My thing is I search blue maga terms while I’m watching a movie or whatever and find people to block that way. Yours sounds easier lol.
RIP your mentions when the brunch wine moms see this 🥲