Woodworker, dad, and gardener in Minneapolis. Part wildflower, part bear, all trouble 😈🏳️⚧️
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They’re possibly my favorite flower.
This week has stunk and I’m glad it’s over. Feeling really grateful for my fiancé, for @unclek8.bsky.social, and for the fact that my asters are finally blooming.
I don’t actually want one, but also my nerd heart really wants to get a Laura Palmer (@ duck duck coffee)
I really hate that there were antiabortion protesters at the Lake Planned Parenthood and no one was giving them shit. What is wrong with people?
I can’t even
Worst timeline. Worst.
I uh…Ted Cruz? Really?
I hate telling this story, but when tear gas is in the news... telling always feels importantm Tear gas is an abortifacient. When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby. The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since. Horror movie stuff.
jason would donate to your gofundme—there's no doubt in my mind. let's help them out during a scary and uncertain time.
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
I’m sitting parked in my car a house down from mine, answering some emails and shit before going back in, and a cop car just drove real slow past me 3 times. God I love living in a police state. It’s just getting better with age! Like bathtub hooch.
Isn't it crazy that the leader of our country is able to get comedians fired for their jokes? Pic unrelated
how do the End Times Left Behind crowd not clock this level of obvious Antichrist behavior (i wonder, having grown up as an End Times Left Behind crowd kid and young adult)
WHY ARE WE STUCK IN THIS TIMELINE. WHY. WHY.
I was 16 😬 but I do think college counts as kids, especially for stuff like that
This looks like a still from one of The Conjuring movies
High five to being very weird kids 😂
I think I might have seen it in theaters a few times? My buddy Eno and I watched it obsessively. I don’t even know why honestly. It is also so deeply stuck in my brain 😂
PERFECT.
Aww yeah! It’s only been a few weeks. Getting that second (and LAST) marriage out of the way before the government makes it illegal 😂😭
Jungle love, oh e oh e oh
Some days you are doing fine, and some days you are sending the group chat three audio files of you took with your stomach while eating chips and watching Ted Lasso 😂😭
From a simpler time 🥲
My fiancé just called me Silent Bob so now I’m walking around singing the song from the beginning of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Oh my gosh thank goodness 💜💜💜
OMG WHAT ugh fuck I need to not go to Taco Bell at 10pm.
You understand my life.
Yesterday I took some pictures of Cool Bugs and got my hands in some dirt for the first time in months. Today I am over scheduled at work due to being sick last week. Can I go back to yesterday please?
Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania
Things feel real fucking dark tonight, folks. Take care of each other. Find the slivers of light.
I have no doubt 😂
Yeah, if you click the post and scroll up you can see his performative bullshit post
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My child helped paint my living room at 10 and he was more competent than this chucklefuck. And splattered W A Y less.
Not a surprise but wow dude has never used a paint roller before in his life huh
Infinitely beautiful. May he have so very many more birthday months.
My fiancé suggested I get stitches—it’s not nearly that bad but it is deep for something so preventable. 😂
PastMe, you know you need to wear long pants when you use a string trimmer. Come on, man.
Please keep an eye out for an elderly lost cat, Piko 24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
"White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller vowed Friday that he and President Donald Trump would use this week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk to “dismantle” the organized left using state power."
That sounds weirdly like some kind of frustrating bad dream. I’m sorry :(
They are the best/worst. My fiancé wants us to get another basset someday and I am extremely torn, given all of that 😂 she really has been the most challenging dog I’ve ever had, but also she’s magic.
Oh my that looks time intensive but I bet it’ll taste amazing.
Sbux is evil but when you find out your dog has Even More Cancer you gotta do something.
Are you insinuating something, sir?
Walking along with the boys and thought to myself “oh a point of grace” maybe I played too much Elden Ring this week. Or this cold has asphyxiated some important brain cells.
Happiest anniversary to the both of you 💜💜💜 glad you’ve kept yourself alive this long and hoping for many many more!
You know what's weird? Still using cc/bcc in emails, acronyms that mean something so completely separate from the usage we have them in today. I'm not saying we stop, obviously, cuz that would be silly, but...
There are so many HORRIBLE laboratory procedures in Alien: Earth. Like the subtext of the show is “don’t eat/drink in the lab, and don’t do dangerous things when you’re the only person there.” So many problems could be fixed with a fucking OSHA manual.
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That book (and the second one) are so cozy and sweet and hopeful. Incredibly necessary these days.
Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
Very important context imo
We interrupt the slow rolling civil war to announce that this old lady turned 13 today. She’s the stubbornest sassy jerk I’ve ever met and I wouldn’t have missed most of it for the world.
I am healthy I am whole I have poor impulse control
I have known Dex since they were a baby feminist in South Dakota in 2012, doing some of the bravest damn work I’ve ever seen. This party needs to take a VERY strong look at the rot inside. I saw the racism and sexism first hand back when I was involved. Clearly things have only gotten worse.
Man this is a real bummer. Alas, when folks make their choice, I'm gonna make mine. So. Here we are.
I am just the right level of high to be in love with this German language parody of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” about dinosaurs. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6TenpHB/
That’s legitimately disgusting.
Oh yeah that makes so much sense.
Oh god that makes so much sense
Me: “That’s enough shredded cheese for on top of the soup right?” Fiancé: “yeah just barely.” Me: “oh good.” Also me, totally not baked: *proceeds to eat all of the cheese I just shredded*
Why does cheese taste better shredded? There has to be science behind that right?
The motherfcking baked potato soup season.
Man that sentence is really different for some people 😂
The light in these is just so fricking good
I've got the tumbler! It looks hand decorated. Would love Minneapolis to do its thing & help me return it
UPDATE: An excruciatingly long ICE Air flight kept individuals on board shackled for roughly 50 hours. In total, the flight made 6 deportation stops, including Pakistan, Nepal, Bangladesh, Cambodia, Laos, and Vietnam.
children.
I have never understood the technical. It just seems kind of cruel and random and it doesn’t feel like it has any baring on their abilities or winning or anything.
Apparently it is just baby snapper day! bsky.app/profile/dand...
I believe so!
WITH YOU IN THAT BOAT
Today after my dog training session, I got visited by two little chaos demons.
Really sucks that our Lt. Governor is receiving death threats for supporting the trans community. (I like her a lot and hope she and her family stay safe and I hope one day she's my senator.)
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in these troubled times let’s also review some vital self-defense tactics
Okay Malcom Gladwell. Way to be a spineless piece of shit. 😘
Banning trans people from owning guns is a really REALLY significant escalation and I think the scariest part about it that's not being discussed at all is that the plan is to declare that trans people are mentally ill Moreover, ICE must be destroyed edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...
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They have a handy company name and phone number on the tape so I called. 😇
This is the same apartment building where the leaves were raked into several piles in the middle of the sidewalk and left there for two months. So like. No surprise I guess? The sidewalk exists for their benefit, I suppose.
Ah yes, what is most important for a sidewalk? Making it less accessible by stringing caution tape across it so that people know not to drive cars on the parking lot next to it. A thousand papercuts to whomever thought of this bright fucking idea.
I missed this and I really appreciate you post in, holy crap what a good cat
so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know - my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal - he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not) - he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog - he is not a dog - I do not get seizures
P sure he got caught by an animal and the dropped on the bridge and he did not look entirely pleased to have survived which like…so relatable.
She successfully wandered around the yard being cute and then got a French fry present for the effort.
Bowser’s hearing loss means she’s out in the yard blissfully chill, despite the driveway next door being repaved and the tornado siren test happening.
God damn that looks satisfying. Can’t wait to see the finished product!
This absolute unit.
Nah that looks like a perfect hobby.
It is a wholly beautiful perfect morning.
Quick someone let Vance know this loveseat is waiting for him.
God damn do I know that feeling. Solidarity.
Good news, there is 100% less human feces outside of my office building door than there was last week! I sure wish we had easily accessible bathrooms for people to use while they’re out. If only we lived in a modern society with the resources to make life better for others.
i'm at the civil war i'm at the great depression i'm at the combination civil war great depression
So much. If only there was a way to reallocate that adrenaline in smaller quantities across the year. Especially in like…February.
She has a 75% approval rating. 75%! Trains and infrastructure. I see what type of leaders others have, and I want that for me!