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Dan Elvis

@danelvis1.bsky.social

Blue Jays fan. Also San Francisco Giants, ลดinnipeg Jets, Toronto Maple Leafs and just about any team that doesn't succeed in the playoffs

created April 29, 2025

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Jays win! Never trailed, never tied!

3/9/2025, 1:50:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IKF saved a...double...there I guess?

3/9/2025, 1:44:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fortunately we avoided this

3/9/2025, 1:41:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I figured 15 would make it comfortable

3/9/2025, 1:35:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Kirk is up. If he makes the 3rd out and Hoffman holds the Reds to 2 runs, is Kirk the ghost runner to start the 10th?

3/9/2025, 1:34:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had playoff tickets that year! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

3/9/2025, 12:49:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Varland in now...could be fun!

3/9/2025, 12:47:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liar!!

3/9/2025, 12:44:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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133 pitches after 5 innings? That's....a lot

3/9/2025, 12:38:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Multi untalented ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

3/9/2025, 12:19:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Springer Double Dinger!!!

3/9/2025, 12:00:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IKF looks like he might suck now

2/9/2025, 11:59:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Used to see all the advertising flyers posted up all over Hamilton. Not the biggest secret

2/9/2025, 11:55:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starter gets us two unquality innings. Exactly what the doctor didn't order. Off season, may need to find a taker for Berrios. He's had a pretty bad stretch of not very good.

2/9/2025, 11:53:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that's 2 innings in the books! ๐Ÿ˜›

2/9/2025, 11:43:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoffman being replaced by the guy who should have started the inning. Fucking Schneider & Walker.

30/8/2025, 9:27:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not really

30/8/2025, 9:21:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What else did anyone think was going to happen bringing Hoffman in?

30/8/2025, 9:20:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Schneider managing like he has a 12 man Pen again.

30/8/2025, 12:44:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...and now, here's Emily interviewing a potato..." ๐Ÿ˜›

30/8/2025, 12:02:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We....WON?????? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

28/8/2025, 2:15:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmmm....๐Ÿค”

28/8/2025, 1:39:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs to bat 10th in the order for a few games. Pretty much a cardboard cutout these days.

28/8/2025, 1:32:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quality at bat there Vladdy. ๐Ÿ™„

28/8/2025, 1:30:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He does. Seems like the guy subbing for the regular person but who isn't very good at it. Makes Brad Faye look good though...speaking of subs....

28/8/2025, 1:25:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How is Roy Halladay still signing jerseys? ๐Ÿค”

28/8/2025, 1:10:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I muted him. He sucks

28/8/2025, 1:02:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Blue Jays are attempting to set a record for times going down by 3 runs and still not winning.

28/8/2025, 12:54:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twins have 3 homers. Jays...have finally turned their batting order over.

28/8/2025, 12:00:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems appropriate that they swapped teams.

27/8/2025, 2:09:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolute crap Hoffman

27/8/2025, 1:59:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Hoffman decided to be horseshit tonight Sweet

27/8/2025, 1:52:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I understand he's known as the Milton Berle of baseball...and it's not because he's a funny guy.

27/8/2025, 12:04:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These Pitchcom delays are ridiculous. Just call pitches if it doesn't work. Happens WAY too often.

26/8/2025, 12:18:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry...8-15. Let's not make it worse than it is.

24/8/2025, 8:41:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Jays record on Sundays falls to 7-15 this season. Not sure if that's their worst day of the week, but it does seem as though they're less inspired on Sundays for some reason.

24/8/2025, 8:40:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a waste. If Vladdy still can't play defense, they could have put him on the IL retroactively. Now the calendar has been reset.

24/8/2025, 8:21:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jays with their, 'Their pitcher is much too awesome and powerful for us.' offense today.

24/8/2025, 7:16:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coke, Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper

24/8/2025, 12:24:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blue Jays win!!! Never in doubt!!! (I'm such a liar!)

23/8/2025, 11:47:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The pretend productive out for Barger.

23/8/2025, 11:34:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barger to lead off ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

23/8/2025, 11:31:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going to the 12th. Who pitches for the Jays?

23/8/2025, 11:30:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jays don't seem to want to win this one. The Marlins seem like a bunch of eager little puppies

23/8/2025, 11:24:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm looking forward to his autobiography - You Can't Spell 'Closer' Without 'Loser'

23/8/2025, 10:57:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will he be Seranthony or Just Plain Tony?

23/8/2025, 10:37:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely not impressed with Varland.

23/8/2025, 10:15:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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George: We'll start at the bottom and work our way up! Vladdy: We'll start at the top and work our way down! George: Don't be ridiculous. Vladdy: Or ridiculous be don't. George: That doesn't even make sense. Jose: I'm getting chicken. Anyone want some?

23/8/2025, 3:09:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They gotta keep refreshing the George and Vladdy Show, get them some new material. Maybe a commercial with Jose Bautista

23/8/2025, 2:07:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worse than, "He say hazelnut?" Disagree to agree I guess. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

23/8/2025, 1:22:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing against Ty France, but, shit!

19/8/2025, 12:12:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐ŸคฌPosition player pitching ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

16/8/2025, 9:42:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One heck of a long game already.

16/8/2025, 8:15:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elvis

16/8/2025, 1:30:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caissie gonna have to wait at least one more AB...lol Great catch Schneider!

14/8/2025, 7:23:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jays got lucky too. Their pitching options were down to Tommy Nance and Buddy Kennedy. ๐Ÿ˜›

10/8/2025, 11:32:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Winning pitcher...Jeff (Chad Green) Hoffman

10/8/2025, 11:30:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10/8/2025, 11:26:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoffman...SUUUUUUUCCKKKSSS!!!

10/8/2025, 11:22:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like left over cardboard cutouts from Covid.

6/8/2025, 11:14:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta say...the Rockies are terrible.

6/8/2025, 9:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barger might not be a 3rd baseman if the last couple of games are any indication

6/8/2025, 2:32:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dang...Loperfido! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

6/8/2025, 2:09:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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End of the day, Jays are still 3 games up on Boston...but the last 7 games have exposed a lot of issues, especially pitching. Dominguez looked like Chad Green today, just missing the homers.

3/8/2025, 8:53:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this pitcher the first The Fourth in MLB history? ๐Ÿค”

3/8/2025, 7:38:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome of FOX to put up a graphic of the 4 hottest teams, which includes the Blue Jays and mention all...but the Blue Jays. Dicks.

3/8/2025, 2:12:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ludicrous that they're playing an MLB game at a race track in the pouring rain, but, hey, tons o fun y'all.

3/8/2025, 1:56:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A win they definitely needed for sure. One where they didn't have to score 9 runs to win. Tough pitcher tomorrow in Lugo though.

2/8/2025, 9:56:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tomorrow twice as many! ๐Ÿ˜›

2/8/2025, 9:49:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was going to say something like Three Inch Straw for Myles Straw, but I couldn't think of anything good. ๐Ÿ˜

2/8/2025, 9:43:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Toronto Blue Jays have now won two of their last three games! ๐Ÿ‘

2/8/2025, 9:40:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The one that gets key hits once or twice a game? He disappeared about a week or ten days ago.

2/8/2025, 9:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Up 2 with Hoffman coming in. Cautiously optimistic???

2/8/2025, 9:32:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly.

2/8/2025, 9:31:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too much bunting at the wrong time

2/8/2025, 9:04:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just glad they didn't bring out the stupid jacket for that insignificant home run.

2/8/2025, 1:46:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was still winnable til this inning. Wait a minute! No, it wasn't!!! Jays pitching continues to be dreadful...except the new guy of course.

2/8/2025, 1:35:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Maybe we should take Fluharty out .." Schneider: Just one more batter... "He's really sucking!" Schneider: One more... "He just gave up two homers!" Schneider: Any minute now... (Fluharty walks Whitt Jr.) Schneider: Well that unexpectedly sucked, didn't it? (Walks to mound)

2/8/2025, 1:31:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 4:14:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This bullpen of ours has been full of surprises and disappointments. I look at Chad Green the same as Tim Mayza last year. Great the season before, can't get guys out the next year. It's the cruel nature of the business and I can only wish Chad well and hope he gets it sorted out. Right move though

29/7/2025, 11:44:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be nice if we could score off of Mr. 7.17 ERA

29/7/2025, 11:34:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep! That's when a game that was still winnable took a tragic turn.

29/7/2025, 10:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now 3...it's a trend.

29/7/2025, 7:23:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loperfido cuts the deficit to 10 with a home run. Keep the line moving or some such.

29/7/2025, 7:21:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think yesterday also. I think the bottom of the 8th was the only one.

29/7/2025, 7:09:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Certainly the roster move between games could also be the dfa of Homers Green.

29/7/2025, 7:07:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pitching. It can be your best friend or your worst enemy. It's been absolutely awful since the 8th inning Sunday.

29/7/2025, 7:06:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who is this team and what have they done with the Blue Jays? Truthfully, brutal pitching and missing Kirk and Springer shortening the offense. I've changed my mind about the trade deadline. Another bat is definitely needed.

29/7/2025, 6:56:32 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Second giveaway they've had for him. Like he gets a giveaway day for every 10 games played or something.

29/7/2025, 6:10:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet, had they stood there without reacting and just let the camera pass by, none of this would have happened to the poor little guy.

29/7/2025, 5:49:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Blue Jays look like the worst team in baseball tonight. Nothing going right apart from the 3 run inning that ultimately meant nothing

29/7/2025, 1:03:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Four run inning!

27/7/2025, 8:27:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It all started with a walk to Myles Straw....๐Ÿ˜›

27/7/2025, 8:25:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bringing in Bruihl was a middle finger to the Chad Green haters, "You really thought Chad was the worst we have? We'll show you!"

27/7/2025, 8:07:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Eric Swanson and Zach Pop had a kid together, it would be Chad Green.

27/7/2025, 8:00:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chad Green...proving again that pure dreck is still, in fact, dreck.

27/7/2025, 7:55:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bo hitting, pretty much a day off for everyone else. Max deserved a better fate.

27/7/2025, 7:42:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well pitched game by Max. Assuming the thumb isn't an issue if he's able to go deeper in games and occasionally punch Eric Lauer in the mouth. ๐Ÿ˜€

27/7/2025, 7:18:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was way over analyzed by Dan and Joe anyway. All the catcher would have had to do is step on the plate. 4 runners = force play.

27/7/2025, 12:43:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vladdy!!!!๐Ÿ™„

26/7/2025, 10:58:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view