Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as you all continue to shitpost, I'm cool with it. ๐ฏ
I do cloud things. I like taking photos of other worlds. I mostly post toddler or pet photos. Occasionally, informed political takes. I โค๏ธ CFB.
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As long as you all continue to shitpost, I'm cool with it. ๐ฏ
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as it didn't cause a miscarriage for which the verboten drug would be needed to prevent sepsis.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohio State currently has Lorenzo Styles Jr. And his younger brother, Sonny Styles on the football team. Their dad, Lorenzo, was a LB on the team when I was there in 94.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Pickle juice?
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Something about 6-7, haven't looked into it. ๐
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Only 2 need to be wrong, but charismatic about the nature of reality around their product/roadmap to get the others FOMO into overdrive. Markets are souring on Cloud Computing bc of exorbitant costs, flattening the growth curve for that tech. So Big Tech was hungry 4 a new drug to sell them.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
More than a mouthful, i love them.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
The type of med matters. 25mg of Adderall is a lot, and ppl usually start at 5mg and work their way up to 30mg. Vyanase STARTS around 30mg.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark's older brother, Mike, was our team Dr. His mom, Mary, was a wonderful woman and community leader who also helped run the Waite Invitational, one of the largest HS wrestling tournaments in Ohio. And Mike was also, turned out, a huge cocaine dealer, went to big boy prison.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Found it! youtu.be/to58TZQ8714?...
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
good chart, but needs size reference. ๐
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Feel bad for the gay dudes that are gonna test this out.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I want the job of doing shocked face 37 times during an episode of PTFO.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
It looked even worse. ๐
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Excited to watch this. Never seen a dramatization of a person I grew up around. ๐ Source: The Independent
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Spider Chair ๐
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Likely some sort of compression sleeve with a pump. So it'd be an air hose.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm an atheist, and you clearly are not very smart. Go yell at whichever parent dropped you.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
He moved away from door, better shot of his body (cw spider)
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is fine! There are types of modular building where sections of a house are manufactured in a factory (pretty much how they would be onsite, just better conditions/quality), shipped on a flatbed, and lifted into place with a crane and connected.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
This is just a fancy double wide
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
My favorite part of this weekends Ohio State v Grambling game is gonna be the bands. TBDBITL + World Famed Tiger Marching Band is gonna be ๐ฅ Wish I could go, cheapest ticket all season, weather is least bad, would be fun.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
That was my primary concern.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
If he's there next time dog needs to go outside, I'll try to get a better pic.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Legs look like an orb weaver, but the abdomen was much smaller that ones I've seen around previously
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm in central NC, btw
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Any spider ๐งช wanna ID this fella? He's in an upper corner of my back doorway. CW: nightmare fuel
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
The real monsters are the friends we tried to make along the way.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
I better not sleep in this Sonic sweatshirt, don't want to wake up in OKC.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm starting to think you aren't acting in good faith. I was talking about why it is unlikely the miracles actually happened, bc we have seen miracles ascribed to contemporary ppl by followers. I'm talking about Jesus the person (existed), not Jesus the God (lol).
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I did not turn of replies, OP did. You said Jesus did not exist. When confronted with the historicity of someone of note named Jesus in the first century CE, you moved the goal posts and brought these additional metrics to your argument. You are talking about Jesus as God. But didn't say that.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you mean Notified? I'm on desktop, don't see subscribe
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Let this not impact our dream of restoring the Seattle SuperSonics to the NBA.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
On the bright side, JD Vance is still largely irrelevant.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Going out about tariffs now. Misrepresenting reality, per usual.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox guy asked him about the garbage bags being thrown from the window, is saying the windows cant be opened and it was probably AI. Who knowns? LOL
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
We had fun, it was joy, we all felt it, and we will feel it again.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Now promising to bring feds in some capacity to Chicago. No word on Houston.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
It is def him. Does not seem unusually impaired.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I dont know who these ppl asking questions are.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
So far he is just taking questions from friendly reporters* (derogatory)
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm guessing bc it was stuck under the Air Force, it went to CO by default.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually told my wife he was moving *from* Huntsville, so embedded in my brain was the shoulda been instead of what was.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
iirc, the Marshall Space Flight Center, US Space and Rocket Center, half a dozen other NASA offices are in Huntsville, and generations of rocket scientists live there. I think SmarterEveryDay dude lives there, too. The bigger question is why was Space Force *not* there to begin with.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Let us see if he takes any questions, and if they ask if he had a stoke
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Booooooooooooooooo!
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
The DNC is shite, and we should explore alternative party structures.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Flavor-aid, at gunpoint. Nobody chose to drink it. This idiom is so counter-factual to the source, it's stunning. Language is so weird.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
And that is saying a lot. ๐ฏ
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Bus stop dads appreciate your service.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Most likely. We've seen how charismatic ppl can be elevated to godly status in modern times. Miricles ascribed to them, etc..
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
He was prob just a charismatic dude, but there is enough historical evidence to conclude Jesus existed. The woo woo stuff is likely made up by others. Be skeptical, but avoid peddling falsehoods.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
The Boy knows his heavy equipment
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
After months of Peppa and meta-Peppa videos, he picked the first videos he ever watched. ๐ฅน
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you need more Ohio person in you.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
ikr? will probably sell one or two of them.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you see any Ewoks?๐
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I had been looking for them for years to store my telescope in so I could travel to Star Parties or transport to darker skies. There was an auction with 4 of them, and I put $25 bids on all of them, and ended up winning 3. They are $75 to $100 each retail.๐
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Happy The USA was too afraid of Labor to celebrate May Day with the rest of the world Day
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
A screaming eagle CJ7 is peak Jeep. The brown is peak 70s.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
The magnetic door handle is cool, love the penny lane room, the bungie cord descent looks fun, clever secret door ideas. The FRIENDS room was whimsical. The trap door is jenky af. The glitzy hall is pointless. There is not a foam pit deep enough for me to be jumping in like it's 9+ft of water.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Ducks are maniacal rapists, and if they suffer from expired bread...good.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Who jumps legs first into a foam pit? That's how legs get broken.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Sexual revolution, recession, a lot of science/medical advances, abortion politics...all combining to create dozens of new words.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
So many great ones in 1973, a real window into the culture at the time. www.merriam-webster.com/time-travele...
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Girls only want that D. Dividends.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
It's nice to see the U finally returning to national relevance after the Buckeyes broke them 22 years ago. youtu.be/VGQYgyOOP2s?...
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
The Catholics lose. Perhaps THAT is causing a decline in birthrates.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the nerve that alerts the brain about bladder fullness triggers a contraction of muscles at base of penis to further construct the urethra, so the later is what we notice.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, but I'd still rather get a pedi.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
I don't need new one, but if they have ones that give handys, I'm listening.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Look up a picture of a wet Koala, and I'm sorry in advance.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Tuesday is slip n slide day at YMCA camp for The Boy ๐
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
It was the best example of my argument. The lyrics are top tier, but not catchy, and the sound/mix doesn't help. It's a vibe, but a vibe I fall into, not one I jump into. But one song is a bop
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
The Ginuwine stays on when the drawers come off.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Sick beats
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
No one needs to know
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Love Lover
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi!
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi!
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I fucking love Bob, but I got way more out of the collection of his lyrics than I did his performances.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, not the same without Cam
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
ZOMBIES!
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Gender politics
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
A writers greatest fear
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Woke Parent Anthem
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Like Bob Dylan before her, much of Swifts song catalog is gonna be better as part of a book of lyrics and poems. She do have more bangers tho. ๐งต
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
LSU hanging on to finally win an opener.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Love you guys, but we got sunrises over the lake in Toledo. And none of the lake effect snow. ๐
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
COVID/Trumpism shortened all our fuses.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Was this incredibly fast home internet an IDSN line? Had one in my first house in 1999. Didn't compare to the multiple T1s Universitlies had, but sure beat PPP/dialup. ๐
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
I was looking at ASCII files that looked like naked women we downloaded from a BBS with my friend's Commodore 64. Took 3 pages on the dot matrix printer. ๐ WWW was cool, but not much there until mid 90s. Usenet/gopher/jughead were primary means of data gathering.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
I remember Railfest 2016, good times with my not yet my wife
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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
Californian kid. Probably a surfer. Hadn't had one at QB since Johnny Utah.
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social)
Penn State completed a pass to a WR! Wow!
Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) (@danisaacs.bsky.social) reply parent
This was triggered by ur post, so not out of nowhere, but... youtu.be/tY8B0uQpwZs?...