Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
They’re putting Scorigami in Division II football game notes now (well, Washburn’s top-notch sports information department is, anyway) CC: @jonbois.bsky.social
Sports director, '580 Sports Talk' co-host, play-by-play guy, 580 WIBW, Topeka. Colorado native, raising a family in the Sunflower State. It’s never been ‘just a game’.
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They’re putting Scorigami in Division II football game notes now (well, Washburn’s top-notch sports information department is, anyway) CC: @jonbois.bsky.social
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Not declaring the Royals dead yet, but it might be time to start pricing out caskets and tombstones
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
Erceg has to keep that game tied. Bad luck for sure but you’re more subject to that when you don’t strike guys out and Erceg has gone from elite at doing that to well below average at doing it this season.
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Lucas Erceg proving the hard way that there is no such thing as a ‘shutdown’ reliever who doesn’t miss bats
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m a fan of a lot of what the Big 12 has done to market itself and tell its story but begging for more play on “Barstool Bradeynn and the Parlay Slut” or whatever other unlistenable podcasts for perverts they run over there is a horrendous look
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
There has never been a better time in American history to be a loud asshole sex creep, and those are critical voices that the Big 12 absolutely has to have in its corner to maintain relevance in today’s modern entertainment landscape
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Very critical that the Big 12 make a play for the “douchebag” demographic, they’ve never been more prevalent or powerful
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
(To be clear, this is not me being a hater, I have always and remain as ever too cheap to pay for the Ticket, but also, I cover a local team for work that’s always on TV and my favorite team is starting Sam Darnold, I wouldn’t pay five cents for it)
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Every NFL fan too cheap to pay for the Ticket lowering their team flags to half-mast on this day of mourning
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Freeland trading himself for two members of the heart of the Giants order in the first inning - before either of them could hit! - might have been the most valuable thing he’s done for the team in a game in weeks
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Freeland’s tired of getting lit up all year and that’s where this game from so it’s an L for him for sure, but he’s also not wrong. Nobody anywhere likes Rafael Devers. Get your ass around the bases. Also shoutout to Yanquiel Fernandez because he looked the most ‘bout it of anybody.
580 Sports Talk (@580sportstalk.bsky.social) reposted
Today on 580 Sports Talk from 3-6: -Time running short for #Royals -Reacting - and over-reacting - to #Big12FB Week 1 Matt Verderame of SI at 3:35 Michael Swain of Phog.net at 4:35 LISTEN LIVE: alphamediaplayer.com/580wibw WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HP...
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
You remember right. It was a full-scale meltdown
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
He was in the McGee-for-Dickerson trade, which for the Rockies' purposes really goes down as the German Marquez trade
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Let’s remember some Rockies prospects that never made it to the Show with the team, with the best of those players rounding out the grid bottom right
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Hey, Jordon did a great job with that balloon arrangement, making her the only person affiliated with North Carolina football who did her job last night
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
Driver 8 is top-5 for me easy
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Finest Worksong
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
The home/road splits are a trip, this is entirely a Coors thing and a product of an organization that’s acted scared of it ever since the 2019 season broke their brains
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Just one more tunnel screen, bro, just let me call one more tunnel screen for CJ Carr, it’s gonna get him into a rhythm, bro, I promise
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Notre Dame-Miami is precisely as stupid as I would have expected it would be
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Nyck Harbor is one of one. You can either be that big or that fast but you ain’t supposed to be both
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
There is a well-meaning but entirely clueless spouse, child, or parent behind this, and I’d love to hear the oral history of the day this guy received this
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
*to the tune of the “Shoulder Lean” part of Young Dro’s ‘Shoulder Lean’* sober wife
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
I kind of thought K-State was going to have to just survive one of their first two home games. Figured it would be likelier to be the Army game. North Dakota bullied K-State. This is a program in need of some soul-searching, and possibly a kick in the ass.
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
That was a big boy drive led by Avery Johnson, there. Big throws and a big run
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
K-State way too light in the ass on defense.
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
If the score weren’t on the screen and you’d turned the game on at the start of the second half this would be exactly the way you would have expected K-State to look
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
K-State is an undisciplined football team and they don’t seem to know how to use their quarterback but other than that things are great
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s an alternate universe where Avery’s allowed to do spread-and-shred stuff, and I wish we lived in that universe
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Avery Johnson… I’m not sure, man. I was anticipating being more sure than I am. A lot more sure.
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
That is not a real crisp-looking football team in Manhattan tonight wearing those white uniforms
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
I hope Kalen DeBoer rented
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
OK Arch was diming it up on that drive
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
I wonder if he introduces himself by saying “First things first, I’m Da’Realyst”
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Oh man Arch might STINK stink
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Have there been more Arch Manning commercials or Arch Manning completions in this first half so far?
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Arch looks pretty shook to me
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
The new ‘Limu Emu and Doug’ commercial is very, very funny, I regret to say
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
Schtick is wonderful when it’s authentic because then it’s not really schtick. Corso was as real as steel, to the very last. Authenticity is dead. McAfee is a clown, a pro wrestler looking for cheap heat. Nothing authentic about him in the least. I have no use for that
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Saw Corso put on the headgear in what will be the last moment of a college football pregame show on TV I will watch ever again, probably
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Hit one of the great 7-irons of my life and jarred a 10 foot putt for birdie on 18 playing golf with my dad this morning. Please do not ask any questions about the first 17 holes. After all, it’s not how you start, it’s how you finish.
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
Not because those two teams were contenders, mind you, it’s about perception
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Between that CU loss and Baylor getting rolled at home by a mid-table SEC team on big FOX, the Big 12’s hopes of having multiple playoff teams are taking a significant hit before the first full Saturday of the season
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Hope Prime got that Depend sponsorship for the entire coaching staff because Pat Shurmur absolutely shit his entire ass on that last drive
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Everyone involved with this final CU drive had their brains replaced with a scoop of mashed potatoes. Lumpy ones with no seasoning
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
I love Georgia Tech’s QB run game stuff - so creative on that drive and all night and King is a capital-H Hoss
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
CU being +3 in turnovers and -3 on the scoreboard is decidedly not what you want
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy who watched Jeff Grimes’ offense all last season: Yeah
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
“Only three points at halftime, babe? I thought you said their quarterback was good?” — anonymous multi-platinum recording artist to her fiancé over some halftime chicken tenders in an Arrowhead Stadium suite
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Big 12 Legends
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
USF punter with the cannon good gracious
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
If you're a Cowboys fan you gotta be swearing off football until Jerry's eternal dirt nap, right? Like, this is who you are, and who you've been for 30 years, and who you'll continue to be - why bother?
580 Sports Talk (@580sportstalk.bsky.social) reposted
Today on 580 Sports Talk from 3-6: -A rare #Royals laugher -The #Chiefs' forgotten man at CB -College football Week 1 kicks off Local sports with Rick Peterson at 3:35 LISTEN LIVE: alphamediaplayer.com/580wibw WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnVs...
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
Creativity and innovation merge together to sell more $130 jerseys in the team store, or ordered online where the buyer might get a jersey with the uniform numbers ironed on upside down and backwards
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
cinema
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Boy all those NFL 'Rivalries' uniforms are ASS, one of the worst ideas in the history of uniform design, up there with the worst of the MLB City Connects
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
*reads smudged ink on palm of hand* uh, I think this says they lost to Gumby
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
What a rally by the Royals in the ninth - they did diddly-squat for the first 16 innings in this series and now all of a sudden it’s a line drive machine
580 Sports Talk (@580sportstalk.bsky.social) reposted
Today on 580 Sports Talk from 3-6: -Prominent Chief changes relationship status - plus, Cutdown Day -Worst game of #Royals season? -Questions about #KStateFB, #KUfball after Week 0 Michael Swain of Phog.net at 4:35 LISTEN LIVE: alphamediaplayer.com/580wibw WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xey...
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
The 'indifference to running' both could not have been more obvious and could not be any more relatable
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
Him forgetting that he's supposed to hate her might be the most damning evidence of mental decline we have yet
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
her hands look like that so his hands can look like this
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
Going on 15 years doing some form of sports talk professionally every day, and none of my sports takes are going to age worse than my “the Kelce/Swift relationship is a PR stunt” take, and I don’t know how to feel about that
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Well, looks like I have a new 3pm A block today
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Silver lining - the inevitable Noah Cameron regression start is coming in a game where his team can’t score anyway (The cloud - it’s the freaking White Sox)
580 Sports Talk (@580sportstalk.bsky.social) reposted
Today on 580 Sports Talk from 3-6: -Did we overrate #KStateFB? -Mahomes, #Chiefs starters shine -'Booth' re-opens with #KUfball win -Frustrating weekend for #Royals ends with win Matt Verderame of SI at 3:35 LISTEN LIVE: alphamediaplayer.com/580wibw WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cMb...
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
This had more to do with why Shedeur dropped in the draft (and why, ultimately, he was lucky he got drafted at all) than anything related to his ability as a player. Stefanski has the patience of Job to have dignified this nonsense with an answer longer than one word
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Wouldn't it be easier to just call Archer Love 'Cupid' instead?
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
I took this picture for my pals who are Broncos fans. Don’t say I never did anything for you
580 Sports Talk (@580sportstalk.bsky.social) reposted
INSTANT REACTION: #kufball beat Fresno State 31-7 and now @danlucero.bsky.social and @brendandzw.bsky.social are live with their thoughts from the 'reimagined' David Booth Kansas Memorial Stadium: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OtO...
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
The 'too small' at the end is KILLING me
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
This is the time of year, when I am watching/at my first football games, when having the Rockies score pop up on my lock screen on my phone begins to feel like harassment
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Aqib Talib is at the Booth today, so it's a good thing I left all my expensive neckwear at home
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Jalon Daniels looks spry.
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Po Mama got me convulsing
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
It’s a little different than I remember it being the last time I was here in 2019.
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
And K-State did a lot of really good stuff today - they are going to be just fine. But they are second-best in this matchup over and over again
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
This happens every year in this game - usually ISU has the turnover edge too. Those were even and there were somehow zero points off turnovers either way, but… ISU out-executes K-State in these spots and it never changes. It’s a capital-T Thing for Klieman and K-State now, if it wasn’t already.
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
This is not a fatal loss for K-State by any means, but you hate to use your mulligan off the first tee box
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Fourth down is the difference. K-State loses to Iowa State, again, because Iowa State was better on the margins, again
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
UPDATE: the Big 12 QB Club agenda survives and thrives
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Took two and a half quarters but now these QBs look comfortable. Next score wins I think
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
The Big 12, the best conference of QBs in America, is in the national spotlight for the first game of 2025 and are marking the occasion with both quarterbacks looking like rat ass throwing a soggy ball on a Slip-N-Slide
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Of all the first halves of all the college football games and all the college football seasons ever, that was sure as hell one of them
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
This has been such a disaster for K-State. It’s a miracle this game is tied
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Going for it was the right call, not having a blocker for every man in the box was not the right call
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
A give-up third-and-long run in the first quarter, these coaches know what’s up.
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
This is gonna be a lower scoring game than Celtic-Rangers
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
LMAO what a sport, I love college football
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
K-State will never miss a chance to make a killer mistake against Iowa State. As reliable as the tides
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Fantasy football draft at 10, ‘Farm O’Geddon’ at 11, and I’ll be in the brand new press box at the Booth for KU-Fresno State at 5:30. What a glorious day
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Boy, Bailey Falter stinks, huh?
580 Sports Talk (@580sportstalk.bsky.social) reposted
Today on 580 Sports Talk from 3-5:30: -Preseason finale for #Chiefs -We preview 'Farm O'Geddon' and the Booth's reopening -Can #Royals stay hot in Detroit? @mattderrick.bsky.social at 3:35 Mitch Holthus at 5:25 LISTEN LIVE: alphamediaplayer.com/580wibw WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEVT...
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
Carlos Estevez saving big games for a team in the Wild Card hunt. I used to pray for times like this
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social) reply parent
They do not look like they are a threat to set a new futility record - thank God - and if not setting a new futility record is good enough for the Monfort family to stay the course, they will continue to finish precisely where they deserve to in the standings. Whether we deserve it is another matter
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
I saw a graphic on a Rockies broadcast not long ago that said they had the second youngest active roster in MLB and I don’t think it’s coincidental that they’re more watchable now. It’s still about the worst starting rotation in history, but there’s a real big league lineup in place if you squint
Dan Lucero (@danlucero.bsky.social)
taco’s