God actually rescheduled the rapture because too many people online predicted when it was going to happen just like with the writers of Game of Thrones
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God actually rescheduled the rapture because too many people online predicted when it was going to happen just like with the writers of Game of Thrones
Mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of Jesus, Scully?
what if they shorten it to Chris?
knowing Jerry Maguire was an insane movie still didn’t prepare me for how insane it was. Jerry Maguire why are you sucking that woman’s titties on her front porch?
*nodding* Gillian Anderson
Star Trek also had the “can be anything and go anywhere” juice to it but the state of it now underlines how much TV has changed. not everything needs a 20+ episode season but you can’t be a Star Trek or X-Files with just 10 episodes either. lack of space inhibits the imagination
Sel and I are watching The X-Files (it’s my first time) and it’s incredible and also something that TV can never replicate again: a show that actually feels like it can be almost anything and go anywhere. something that could go on forever that you don’t want to end.
I love my steam deck but it is funny that when I try to troubleshoot basic things like “displayport doesn’t work on dock” I’ll find multiple reddit threads of people with the same issue going “yeah it’s a mystery idk”
if we can put man on the moon, we can put fox in our house
not joking: the Soviets made incredible strides in domesticating the fox but funding and research became increasingly difficult after the fall of the USSR. we were so close to a utopia en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesti...
somehow individually powerful enough to impede progress, not strong enough to advance it. our enemy is simultaneously too weak and too strong
we live in a sick society that prioritizes the wrong advancements. all this short term thinking, focusing on marginal improvements to already-powerful tech and proliferating AI slop when we should be domesticating the fox. I feel like we’re so close to domesticating the fox guys we can do it
oh dude he’s huge. a small white toddler haunts the halls of my home at all hours
Despite everything, it is still Funky Boy Friday
conservatives haven’t cancelled Ta-Nehisi Coates for what he said about Charlie Kirk because they can’t read
This is because most consoles have what is called a "Usable State Buffer for Command Performance". Gearbox has been advocating for larger buffers for years. If you want learn more you can Google "Randy Pitchford USB CP".
Polls Indicate President Trump is Cracker Lacking
Bought a Steam Deck when I got my Tax Return and it was basically like buying a new laptop. Glad I did it because shit’s about to get real bad unless a lot of cool stuff happens soon
with the power of the switch 2 they can finally finish Kirby Air Ride
Art is as much about the process as it is about the outcome
buddy half the games made for the gamecube weren’t finished. it was a cookie dough console and we love it for that
That stereotype about Steam Deck owners spending more time emulating games than actually playing them is true for me, sorry. I’m putting whatever in this thing just for the thrill. SSX Tricky, Burnout Revenge, Kirby Air Ride. Dragon Quest VIII. It’s all in the Deck. I might even play them one day
I know she sucks but fighting back tears over someone who hated trans people when she has a trans daughter is deeply pathetic. grow a spine.
he’s doing this so businesses can’t report how much worse things are rapidly becoming. it’s basically buying time for the corporations so investors, shareholders and so on stay invested longer than if they knew how a business is actually doing
“Bullshit Jobs” by David Graeber is a great starting point in realizing how useless most private sector jobs are, but on the whole we live in a Fraud Country where millions of jobs are made-up problems and/or solutions to made-up problems. Insurance. Tax-filing services. TSA. Middle-Management. AI.
A crucial thing to understand about America is that its entire economy is propped up by scams
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
You guys wish you were on the level of sincerity I’m on. I’m listening to You Get What You Give by New Radicals and feeling emotions. As a matter of fact I DO have the music in me. I DO have the dreamers’ disease.
Do the Thiel Acolytes think finding some vague way to pin this assassination on trans people will make it so Charlie Kirk didn’t have the weirdest last words? Do they think if they can prove the shooter’s a Transcurian Candidate they can avoid making this about guns or nazis?
you need to be nice to my favorite shows or I’ll hate you and hope you’re unemployed forever
Right wing grifters are wandering the streets of Utah asking if anyone would like to be an anonymous transgender source
if Conner O’Malley said it, it would kill
Charlie Kirk was murdered because his alleged assassin believed he wasn’t conservative enough. This violent, thuggish behavior within the Right is shameful. If you believe that Charlie Kirk’s death is a tragedy, it’s time to have a serious conversation about white-on-white crime.
the only fair and reasonable thing to do is to ban everyone in Utah from the internet
they could never find a wanted man in the denver airport
they’re calling Denver airport the airport I am in right now
OK, but you do know you're eulogizing Charlie Kirk, right? aftermath.site/charlie-kirk...
If we’re doing this I think Hunter Schafer would be a much better fit for Clarice
you’re laughing. Gavin Newsom’s best friend just died and you’re laughing
Bozo Wins Stupid Prize After Years of Stupid Games
getting through a complete sentence without completely fumbling takes a deal with the devil
I am but a still-damp bedsheet tangled up in this duvet cover we call “life”
hobbies can’t stop Donald Trump, only posting can do that
stolen valor from the real Secretary of Hockey: Seann William Scott
sorry but you can’t make fun of someone for having a podcast if you post on Bluesky every day, especially with an average of one like. that’s doing less than something. at least people actually listen to my shit
God forbid a man has hobbies
This reminds me of the scene in The Battle of Algiers where the French Army colonel asks why “the Satres are always born on the other side?”
no but she certainly followed them!
Tammy Duckworth served in Iraq so she can only go after Trump for the stolen valor thing because she ALSO went to war against civilians! she went to war against civilians and LOST!
even when voted into a power, a liberal’s natural instinct is to comment from the sidelines instead of doing something helpful
I think declaring war on an American city while comparing himself to a character who napalmed a village so he and his buddies could go surfing is the more reprehensible thing here but don’t let me keep you from missing the forest for the trees, senator
hit em with the Funky Boy stare
they’re making me solve a Resident Evil puzzle to use the bathroom. I’m gonna piss myself
i reviewed NBA 2K26 for @endlessmode.bsky.social because someone had to while you're all playing silksong: www.endlessmode.com/article/comm...
fall of Rome any% speedrun
it’s fucked up that you can stop believing in God but still believe that you’re permanently In Trouble. like this was part of the reason I stopped believing man. leave me alone. I’m literally just chilling
Happy birthday Brendan!!
I played through all of Hollow Knight but never managed to beat the Actual True Real Final Boss and because of that there’s a part of me that feels like I don’t “deserve” to play Silksong yet. Yes I’m a lapsed Christian. No we don’t have to interrogate all that.
Orville Peck as Vega rules lmao. gotta hand it to em for that one
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
I named my hammer “love”
[Luther in a Mission Impossible video game] Ethan, you need to keep an eye on your stealth meter. If it fills all the way up, nearby enemies will be alerted to your presence. Press the circle button to crouch. While you’re crouched, they won’t be able to hear your footsteps…
speaking from experience, making long youtube videos about bad adaptations can be cathartic!
My friend Hamam is a volunteer nurse out in Gaza. He has been desperately trying to get aid for his family of 8 but Bluesky continues to delete his accounts. Please take moment to spread his gofundme and please donate if you can! These people do not deserve to beg for food and their lively hood
Trump actually believed the people in Chicago who say they have a beach
British Zack Snyder
the thing about rooting your ideology in hate is that that even if you got everything you wanted you’ll still die mad
he got the exact world he wanted to live in and he’ll never be able to enjoy it because at the end of the day he’s just a deeply repulsive, annoying freak
Me clicking "Prefer not to say" when job applications ask me about my sexual orientation
it’s so funny that one of the last thing he said in public was that he hopes he goes to heaven
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it being largely filtered through consumptive behaviors adds another layer of grime to the whole thing. "matcha clairo labubu dubai chocolate" is a manchurian candidate phrase
top five moral and philosophical text of the 21st century
golfing is code for having a stroke
nuh uh
Here's Rudolf Rocker on how lesser evilism helped pave the way for Hitler. Keep in mind, this is from 1937. He follows this saying, “Democratic countries have learned nothing from this example and are now traveling with fatalistic submissiveness along the same path.”
If we were going film only, that child would be starting fourth grade.
Sharp Objects
a baby born after Amy Adams’ last good role would be starting second grade this year
Lossless Cut is one of my favorite pieces of software, it's basically a wrapper for FFMPEG that lets you trim video files without reencoding them. I use it every day I updated it and it now features a watermelon icon that goes here. Happy to see that. mifi.no/palestine/
he’s with Stan Chera now
the extra comma in the above post was made possible with the processing power of the PS5
3 years ago I opened my very first podcast episode about video games, by talking about movies and Jean-Luc Godard for several minutes. it’s fine though because it was an episode about a Hideo Kojima game
With the release of Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, there's never been a better time to go back and listen to the very first episode of Select and Start, where @manuclearbomb.bsky.social and I talked about the legacy of the original Snake Eater. select-and-start.pinecast.co/episode/3dbd...
Weird how much this guy asks people to be thankful to America considering his whole claim to fame is how he was a victim of it.
graffiti you see in a post-apocalyptic video game
Copped. It's a value-proposition of just over a dollar per game. I'll take that deal. Damn good deal.
those are bots the devs put in to dangle the carrot. hold the line
after he calls Hamas a terrorist organization for murdering innocent civilians and Adam asks “how many civilians have been killed in this war?” you can instantly see a switch flip in Torres. he’s so cruel
I think the Torres interview underlines how much the mainstream media coddles people in power and how building your persona around this media apparatus erodes your soul and alienates you from normal people. Authority and entitlement occupy where empathy and understanding should live.
boycott microsoft
Never watched a full episode of The Adam Friedland show before but I watched the Ritchie Torres interview and I’m stunned at how Adam gives him literal dozens of chances to act like a human being and Ritchie completely stonewalls him to the point of tears. It’s such a sad, horrifying watch.
now watching w/ @mo0nonokay.bsky.social
brain made of pudding
the funny thing is she wrote multiple new books but nobody cared. and even when she goes back to the harry potter IP everyone hates it. she’s done
