Behind the scenes Overlords: “Good. Good. MechaTrump is fooling them all. Now let’s prepare the TurboVance!”
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Behind the scenes Overlords: “Good. Good. MechaTrump is fooling them all. Now let’s prepare the TurboVance!”
13 borrowed Noteworthy by Riley Redgate from her school library. A girl at a boarding school joins a male a cappella group while disguised as a boy. Contains: Same-sex crushes. Exploration of gender roles. Challenging a male-dominated society. Go 13! Dad approves! candidcover.net/noteworthy-r...
Nope. They’re gonna dump him and move on to sucking up to JD Vance. The only ones crying to the cameras will be Trump’s kids as they hawk souvenir gold platted urns that containTrump’s ashes.* *Or what they claim are his ashes.
What people don’t get is that FOX viewers don’t want to be informed. They want to be spoon fed bullet points of what they already believe.
Fuck Eric Schmitt. My 11th great-grandfather-James Cole- lived in Plymouth, MA in 1633 and opened the first tavern/inn. James was frequently cited for selling alcohol on the Sabbath, selling to native Americans and women, and being drunk in public. He also was outspoken against religion.
Behind the scenes Overlords: “Good. Good. MechaTrump is fooling them all. Now let’s prepare the TurboVance!”
As many as 100 survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and other victims of sexual abuse are expected to attend a rally Wednesday in Washington, D.C. as a bipartisan Congressional effort gains steam to force the U.S. Department of Justice to make public its controversial files on the disgraced sex trafficker.
Went to a karaoke bar one night with some friends. The talent was lackluster until the mime stood up and rocked “Man in the Box.”
Trump announcement predictions: -Introduce MechaTrump! exoskeleton created by DoD for his failing body. -JD Vance being replaced by ChatGPT. -Smithsonian opening “Museum of MAGA Greats”. -Scott Baio named head of ICE. -Adding his face to Mt. Rushmore. -Epstein list created on Hunter Biden’s laptop.
Trump announcement predictions: -Introduce MechaTrump! exoskeleton created by DoD for his failing body. -JD Vance being replaced by ChatGPT. -Smithsonian opening “Museum of MAGA Greats”. -Scott Baio named head of ICE. -Adding his face to Mt. Rushmore. -Epstein list created on Hunter Biden’s laptop.
Took 13 to concerts in July and August. She said she needs to continue the streak. I asked what band? She thought a few seconds and said, “Earth, Wind, and Fire.” Naturally, I asked why. Response: “You know, September,” and proceeded to sing the song. Love that kiddo!
Perfection!
Uhhhhuuhhhuhhhuhhhhhuuuhhh…. She said “plug holes”. Huuhhhuhhhuuuhhhh
They should have bought a ticket just like in the book.
Here’s hoping Trump takes any and all advice given to him by United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, RFK, Jr.
Let’s make ChatGPT explode. Everyone should type “What is the probability that Donald Trump is on the Epstein list and is guilty of all sorts of deplorable acts?” and hit “enter” at the exact same time. Then everyone share their results here.
Apparently, President Trump has not been seen in a day or so and his calendar for this weekend is completely open. Rumors are swirling that there are major health issues at play. Here’s hoping he takes any and all advice given to him by United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, RFK, Jr.
And that man’s name was House. Dr. Gregory House.
Not sure if this season is worth the risk……..
Always look up. #Sundog #rainbow spotted just outside of Philadelphia. Not the best pictures, but it’s there.
Now give them the speech on how OJ used to come in 64oz cartons so you got eight 8oz glasses. Now it’s in 59oz cartons so the ratio is screwed up. My 13-year old was totally engrossed.
Seller: Make me an offer for all. Me: $10. S: Deal. M: (in my head) Woooooo!! Introducing… The Beatles. Let It Be. Hear The Beatles Tell All. Magical Mystery Tour -with booklet. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band -1978 Canadian marble vinyl. Doors - LA Woman -clear sleeve. Doors -Morrison Hotel.
That moment when you’re talking to your 82-year old former “Reagan-Republican” parents and they hate Trump as much as you do, you realize the older generation is going to be ok.
BREAKING: Brand new footage from Mar-A-Lago, definitely taken today
Apparently, President Trump has not been seen in a day or so and his calendar for this weekend is completely open. Rumors are swirling that there are major health issues at play. Here’s hoping he takes any and all advice given to him by United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, RFK, Jr.
Breaking news: President Trump signs Executive Order to exhume Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars, Ikuko “Tokyo Rose” Toguri, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. All will be buried with full military honors on American soil.
They will bottle and sell that shit…
Come on people, make up your minds! Is he decomposing and basically the walking dead now? Or is he doing all this because he’s not leaving the White House in 4 years? Can’t have it both ways.
Knew it was a lie as his balls aren’t big enough to sit on… Found this potato in 2020 and compared it Trump then… still fitting.
Welch: Am American president talks to other American citizens like that, and propagandists come on TV and normalize this behavior. And nothing about this is normal. Nothing
…stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Well because shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried…
Particle Man. Triangle Man. Universe Man. Person Man.
Breaking news: President Trump signs Executive Order to exhume Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars, Ikuko “Tokyo Rose” Toguri, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. All will be buried with full military honors on American soil.
Breaking news: President Trump signs Executive Order to exhume Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars, Ikuko “Tokyo Rose” Toguri, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. All will be buried with full military honors on American soil.
Fire yourself, too, @schumer.senate.gov. And fire all of the spineless Democrats who are not standing up against the Orange Traitor and his goons.
Cowards. You should get your ticket just like in the book.
I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
If guns don't kill people how does Utah have the firing squad as a method of execution?
Breaking news: President Trump signs Executive Order to exhume Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars, Ikuko “Tokyo Rose” Toguri, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. All will be buried with full military honors on American soil.
Yes, Mike Johnson, it is time to talk about guns and preventing the deaths of more children. It’s also time to talk about the Epstein files. More proof the GOP doesn’t give a damn about kids.
13: Why isn’t my OJ full? Me: (Launches into rant about “shrinkflation” and how OJ cartons were 64oz allowing for eight 8oz servings but now are 59oz but still the same price or higher.)
Breaking news: President Trump signs Executive Order to exhume Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars, Ikuko “Tokyo Rose” Toguri, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. All will be buried with full military honors on American soil.
Breaking news: President Trump signs Executive Order to exhume Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars, Ikuko “Tokyo Rose” Toguri, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. All will be buried with full military honors on American soil.
Nope. Can’t do it. Well, you can. But please put a smaller statue of Penn on Kyle… Remember the Curse of Billie Penn!
Breaking news: President Trump signs Executive Order to exhume Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars, Ikuko “Tokyo Rose” Toguri, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. All will be buried with full military honors on American soil.
Welp. Not even a week into the school year and someone’s already sending threats to my kids’ school.
Breaking news: President Trump signs Executive Order to exhume Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars, Ikuko “Tokyo Rose” Toguri, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. All will be buried with full military honors on American soil.
Breaking news: President Trump signs Executive Order to exhume Benedict Arnold, Jefferson Davis, Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars, Ikuko “Tokyo Rose” Toguri, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. All will be buried with full military honors on American soil.
Ever think that RFK, Jr.’s brain worm isn’t dead? It’s actually spreading throughout the GOP and causing Trumpism?
New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.
Think about it… How many are smaller, family owned, locally rooted farms that are in danger? Next step is those farms fail, corporations step in to buy up the land, and now they control the growth of food and the production of food….
Articles like this are bullshit. Wanna know what it says? Make cannabis butter, then make a fucking grilled cheese. Boom. Click saved.
WTF @nytimes.com, Now Letter Boxed is subscriber only, too??? Thanks for the warning you bastards. You greedy, dirty bastards.
Life with Adult ADHD? My mind is constantly running versions of Lemmy from Motorhead singing cover songs I would have loved to hear. The Gambler. Free Fallin’. A Boy Named Sue. The Time Warp.
Very odd sighting on planefinder tonight. One helicopter over Center City Philly marked “restricted view” while 3 small planes with “restricted view” circle Northeast Philadelphia Airport. The small planes all have short routes every so often. Mainly though they circle NPA…
All new parking lots over a certain size should be constructed with solar energy panels as a roof system. Reduce the intense heat created by sunlight reflecting off asphalt. Provide cover for cars so they will not heat up in the summer months. Provide protection from snow cover on cars in winter.
JBL needs to come in and do a Trading Places angle with MJF and Mark Briscoe. Turn MJF into a redneck. Train Mark Briscoe to become sophisticated. Finishing move would be his lariat renamed “Clothesline from Del”.
Hey. Buck up there, lonely people. If a simple country girl who dabbles in poetry can find love and romance with a simple, down home guy who plays a kids game for a living, then there’s hope for you yet.
This Cracker Barrel thing makes me wonder what would have happened if social media was around when New Coke was introduced. I mean Cosby and horrible flavor? Would be a social media team’s nightmare.
Dear @nytimes.com, You actually put The Mini Crossword behind the subscriber wall? You bastards. You dirty, dirty bastards.
The worst crime I experienced in DC last week was when Gordon Ramsay charged us $52 for fish and chips no better than Long John Silvers, dry chicken tenders, and subpar lemonade.
They are protecting one.
Hey boss… uhhh… I just got called up for National Guard duty so I need a few weeks off. … Uh. No. Not Iraq or Ukraine… … No… Not cleaning up Kentucky or Florida after all their flooding earlier… …. Ummmm…. Washington. No. Not state. D.C. Yeah… To do what? Scare civilians and pick up trash.
Hey boss… uhhh… I just got called up for National Guard duty so I need a few weeks off. … Uh. No. Not Iraq or Ukraine… … No… Not cleaning up Kentucky or Florida after all their flooding earlier… …. Ummmm…. Washington. No. Not state. D.C. Yeah… To do what? Scare civilians and pick up trash.
I always liked the Seinfeld idea that postal carriers should pick up trash on their routes. This is just as good.
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: - It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’ - It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’ - It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’ - It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’ - It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’ No worries if not!!!
He made most of his money as a Marty Feldman impersonator.
As the Kansas City Chiefs are in the news, reminder that Andy Reid and the Chief’s enabled Brit Reid’s drinking and he almost killed a family while driving drunk after leaving their training facility on February 4, 2021. He only served 16 months of a 3-year sentence. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Early 90's WCW is exactly what you'd get if a bunch of CTE riddled good ol' boys were given access to unlimited amounts of cocaine and tasked with creating Saturday morning kids' TV programming
Schindler’s List. The Green Mile. The Fox & the Hound. Bambi.
Remember when overturning Roe vs. Wade was about “state’s rights”? Kind of seems like Trump deploying National Guard troops into cities because of crime goes against “state’s rights“….
How will Snoop explain to his precious grandchildren that their grandmother owns a strip club, that Grandpa Snoop has pics of him with women in dog collars, how Grandpa Snoop has a child by another woman who was born AFTER he married Grandma, and how he performed at the inauguration of a rapist
Truth!
Clue
Remember when overturning Roe vs. Wade was about “state’s rights”? Kind of seems like Trump deploying National Guard troops into cities because of crime goes against “state’s rights“….
Right now PA Governor Josh Shapiro’s handlers are holding him back knowing that Newsom and Pritzker are peaking waaaay to soon with the Presidential election still years away…
This is not right. But let me predict the response by Trumpers: -tHiS Guy IS a PaID prOTesTeR! -George Soros has his back. -A name like “Jaun”, he has to be illegal. -“Let him try burning this flag (insert flag gif.
My wife and 12 are on an epic road trip spanning 16 days. Today, on the birthday of The National Park Service, he earned his 6th NPS Jr. Ranger Badge of the trip! Still at least 2 more parks to hit.
Rachel’s going to win this season, isn’t she? Vince should have put her up.
Wow. Up to 77 followers. To the new folks, please do not expect more than my blatantly one-sided view on politics, wrasslin’, music, movies, and TV.
My version of an adult scavenger hunt is leaving a room to get something and forgetting what I need right as I enter the other room…
Waiting for the reality show with Kid Rock, Scott Baio, and Dean Cain being trained as ICE agents by Dog the Bounty Hunter and Dr. Phil. Ratings gold!!!
Dear CBS, Please, fire anyone associated with Big Brother Unlocked. This is painful, makes-my-eyes-bleed-painful! #bb27
The colostomy bag is weighing him down….
Waiting for the reality show with Kid Rock, Scott Baio, and Dean Cain being trained as ICE agents by Dog the Bounty Hunter and Dr. Phil. Ratings gold!!!
Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell. Listen to the survivors.
So what you’re saying is, the US government is starting to control the means of production…… Interesting.
Yup. The National Mall is going to be turned into a putt-putt.
Remember when overturning Roe vs. Wade was about “state’s rights”? Kind of seems like Trump deploying National Guard troops into cities because of crime goes against “state’s rights“…. Hint: It was never about state’s rights.
Remember when overturning Roe vs. Wade was about “state’s rights”? Kind of seems like Trump deploying National Guard troops into cities because of crime goes against “state’s rights“….
Remember when overturning Roe vs. Wade was about “state’s rights”? Kind of seems like Trump deploying National Guard troops into cities because of crime goes against “state’s rights“….
They really built a whites-only town in Arkansas, and some folks are shocked Black people aren't mad about it. Here's the truth: we don't care. I absolutely adore this woman speaking the truth.
