LeAnn Crimes (@audhdylan.bsky.social) reposted
No, I actually love it when every page on your website has a full-screen pop-up asking for my email.
I like books and animals more than people.
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view profile on Bluesky LeAnn Crimes (@audhdylan.bsky.social) reposted
No, I actually love it when every page on your website has a full-screen pop-up asking for my email.
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
Bookkeeping sounds like it would be an excellent job but really it probably isn't.
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
jam (@socialistboat.dad) reposted
You know what Tumblr account I always enjoyed was Best URL on Here. What's that fellow up to I wonder
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. Iโm also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
Sam Antics (@dsoart.com) reposted
We need some kind of anti-crusade
Doc Vivi Leandra - Real-Life Scientist VTuber ๐งฌ๐ฅ๏ธ (@docvivileandra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The net effect of Elon buying Twitter and rebuilding the algorithm to constantly spoonfeed people right wing propaganda has been less convincing average people of right wing propaganda and more convincing the entire anglosphere elite class that the average person believes right wing propaganda
Kay Thee Abortion Doula, PhD.โ (@drkalyncoghill.blacksky.team) reposted
I would like to say that most of the rapture talk that Iโm seeing across the Interwebs (that is serious) are coming from the whites and to be quite honest Iโm not trying to go where theyโre going anyway.
๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ท๐ผ๐ชพ๐ (@apexamigo.bsky.social) reposted
i decided to become a sex symbol
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
Tonight I'm working with that one co-worker that fucks everything up, is slow, and only cares about doing things that aren't important. Lord help me, I might be going back to prison.
Maddie (@madrigal.bsky.social) reposted
Need some new star stuff, or whatever. Some fresh atoms hot off some space thing. Earth atoms feelin stale.
daily bunnies ๐โจ (@dailybunnies.bsky.social) reposted
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
Yesterday I played Stardew Valley and watched Trailer Park Boys simultaneously for hours and I think that was time well spent.
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree.
summer fox (@slooowfox.bsky.social) reposted
hey ted cruz, shut the fuck up
Jen the Feisty Librarian (@feistywaters.com) reposted
Local woman wakes up, puts dogs in charge for awhile (at least until humans can get their shit together), makes oatmeal.
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand your pain.
Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideโข๏ธ (@steamymac.bsky.social) reposted
2025 update so far: Still garbage.
I Post Animal Vids... ๐ (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Did someone ask for a cute #otter video?? ๐ #bluesky #nature #animals
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, please!
The Whimsical Muse (@whimsicalmuse.bsky.social) reposted
At the end of the day, don't we all just want to go on bookstore crawls, bakery crawls, library crawls, and museum crawls?
Milo & Bo Show (@miloandboshow.bsky.social) reposted
Milo & Bo Funny Science Lab Cartoon Experiment Gone Wrong #CatsOfBluesky #DogsOfBluesky #ArtSky #IndieMaker #Comics #BlueskyArt #PetArt #mtg #illustration #MTGEternities #MTG #SpeechBubbles #IceCreamArt #DessertIllustration #CartoonArt #FlatVector #PastelColors #SummerVibes #DigitalArt
I Post Animal Vids... ๐ (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Daily "aww" for today! ๐ #animals #nature #bluesky
๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
Me: "May I get two scoops of cookie dough?" Waiter: "Of course- do you wanna spoon?" Me: "Sure, what time do you get off?"
mindi (@flawdbizkit.bsky.social) reposted
you're my pocket person and I love you *puts you back in my pocket
Dr. Laci Brock ๐ช (@stellerarts.com) reposted
This is whatโs left when a massive star goes boom ๐ฅ Last call for Spectrum of Chaos prints! They disappear at midnight PT tonight ๐ญ๐ก stellerarts.com/pages/spectr...
Mishell Baker (@mishellbaker.bsky.social) reposted
This has caused me to really ask myself, what is the point of social media for me, and I realized it boils down to... I like to talk about my thinkythoughtts, but I don't like forcing people to listen or respond. This way there is no reason for me to shut up or feel guilty because it's opt-in.
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
Iโm worried it can still get stupider
I Post Animal Vids... ๐ (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Because you needed a cute red panda video to pick you up... ๐ #bluesky #nature #animals
Christopher Sebela (@xtop.bsky.social) reposted
i would like to unsubscribe from the sun touching me
Bigthinkingcap (@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social) reposted
Our first test was abortion rights We failed Welcome to the consequences Want soup? (passes out spoons)
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
Like, how do you not know you have a gigantic pimple on the back of your neck, bro?
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
I swear, Google maps is consistently trying to get me lost or murdered.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted
Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
James Damron (@runswindows95.bsky.social) reposted
My idea of a smart fridge is one that orders cheese when you're under a pound.
"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux (@bretdevereaux.bsky.social) reposted
You know, I'm going to say it - Latin can be a lovely language, but every form of eo, ire is the most hideous form of eo, ire. eunt? imus? ierant? ierint? iens? euntis? Then you've got choices: iit (awful) or ivit (still bad)? do you want ierunt, iverunt or iere? All terrible. Just the worst.
Barack Obama (@barackobama.bsky.social) reposted
This commentary offers a clear, powerful statement of why freedom of speech is at the heart of democracy and must be defended, whether the speaker is Charlie Kirk or Jimmy Kimmel, MAGA supporters or MAGA opponents.
Luke ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โ๏ธ (@lukeacl.com) reposted
Reminder, you donโt need any of the streaming services, they need you, however. You can just download their content from other websites if you need to watch it. Torrents, Newsgroups, YouTube. Pop off besties.
Ali Trotta (@alwayscoffee.bsky.social) reposted
I am feeling hella cranky tonight, and Iโm not sure thereโs a specific reason beyond the everything. **starts to build a blanket fort**
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
My bunny, Moo, used to do this then he'd flop over like he died to take a nap.
sarah (@sarahradz.bsky.social) reposted
My 5yo has announced September is "cold summer" which is EXACTLY correct. Happy cold summer friends
Selena Price ๐ TwitchCon?! (@theselenaprice.bsky.social) reposted
When the authoritarian government decides what is on TV youโre not watching entertainment youโre watching propaganda.
OBDsity - Bunnies in a Bun Dance (@obdsity.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes Dottie looks good, despite her mess of hair. Sometimes... ๐ ๐ ๐
Marjorie James Keenan (@unenthusiast.com) reposted
TIL: not all o'possums are Irish
Sheryl Weikal, not lionizing a dead white supremacist (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted
Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.
Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. (@sarahmackattack.bsky.social) reposted
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
GONZO the ca'at (@gonzo.bsky.social) reposted
To gitt an cleen fasce, starte with tha nozz
Davis Bickford (@davis.social) reposted
In a world full of people tearing things down, keep on creating, friends. ๐ฉต
Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.bsky.social) reposted
Owl Core. Good Morning Blue Sky
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Never in human history has there ever been a person incapable of caring about anyone but himself, like this sociopath, Donald Trump.
๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ท๐ผ๐ชพ๐ (@apexamigo.bsky.social) reposted
put a rose up my ass because im horny. i mean thorny. wait what
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
Clifford the 2D dog
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they going to battle? Please say yes!
Devi ๐งโโ๏ธโจ (@deviwestside.bsky.social) reposted
Idk who needs to hear this but just because someone likes your skeets, that doesnโt mean theyโre into you
Christopher Sebela (@xtop.bsky.social) reposted
i feel like there's a state beyond doomscrolling that hasn't been officially classified, where you have just given into despair and keep shoveling more bad news in. voidscrolling, maybe.
geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted
i am once again asking if you know that if you routinely sing to a cat while they're curled up on your chest they will learn that singing means cuddle time and come trotting over from wherever they are when you do. it's important that we get this message out to those who need it most
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
Please peddle your nonsense elsewhere. Unless it's fun nonsense.
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm really feeling this.
Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerfromtheinternet.com) reposted
Be the best you that you can bother being
Six (@yumenosix.bsky.social) reposted
not a fan of having a body that requires sleep when there is so much art to be done
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
I think there's an angry mongoose living in my stomach.
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
This happens to me too and I indulge way too much.
Forest bubble ๐ง๐ผ (@forestbubble.bsky.social) reposted
im in a never ending cycle of needing a sweet treat then something salty, sweet treat then salty
lemon ๐ (@littlelemontart.being.baby) reposted
i love my husband so much i wish i could absorb myself into his body
Forest bubble ๐ง๐ผ (@forestbubble.bsky.social) reposted
Pumpkin spice birth control
Forest bubble ๐ง๐ผ (@forestbubble.bsky.social) reposted
Im scared what is happening I donโt know how to work this app
Skip, the Online Raccoon (@badposter.lol) reposted
(steve irwin peeks thru bushes, whispering) ova there, a wild republican in its natural habitat! (camera shows laura loomer trudging thru a swamp) im gona tackle her, careful, itโs mating season! (he jumps out & leaps on her back) โi CaNT bReAtHeโ she mocks.. โCROIKEY! this ones REALLY racist!โ
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
No, no. It was perfect.
Skip, the Online Raccoon (@badposter.lol) reposted
shut up shut UP! Shut The Fuck Uppppโ!!!!
Alberto Pupo (@authoralbertopupo.bsky.social) reposted
www.grimdarkmagazine.com/review-cross...
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
They're my favorite frozen burritos. I like the beef and cheese and the bean and cheese..
Alex Wild (@alexwild.bsky.social) reposted
You follow me, you get spiders sometimes
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Starting November 1st, New Mexico will become the first state to offer free universal childcare to all its residents. It's expected to save families over $12,000 per child annually. This is a huge step forward โ and a reminder that we have the power to fix the system.
Mychal Threets (@mychal3ts.bsky.social) reposted
Here are four ways anyone can support and help their local library: โข Get a library card โญ๏ธ โข Use your library card ๐ โขVisit the library ๐ซ โขTell everyone to get a library card and support their local library โจ
Frog and Toad Bot (@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social) reposted
Toad ran home. He made sandwiches. He made a pitcher of iced tea. He put everything in a basket.
I ๐ Dogs (@dogs100.bsky.social) reposted
Wonโt go anywhere without my blanket
Devi ๐งโโ๏ธโจ (@deviwestside.bsky.social) reposted
I donโt need drugs. I have your stupid little face
John Moe (@johnmoe.bsky.social) reposted
When I was in third grade, a fourth grade boy sang โI Walk the Lineโ at a talent show. He was good! At the time, I appreciated how grown up he sounded. Later on, I appreciated the idea of a 9-year-old promising not to sleep around on his wife.
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
Of course I'd survive. I've been planning for this moment my entire life.
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
Replace every vowel in your name with "oob" and quote post it. Sheila Shooboobloob ๐๐คฃ
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
Sometimes my tongue is too big for my mouth.
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
But very pretty though.
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)
Oops, Literally Oh my
Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent
*Rawr mode activated*
๐ฑ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ท๐ผ๐ชพ๐ (@apexamigo.bsky.social) reposted
*hands you slice of american cheese* take my business card
Rogs Pumpkin ๐ (@stev.bsky.social) reposted
For just ten dollars a month subscribe to RogsAI and I will be your personal AI Iโm much more efficient and smarter than those other AIs plus I recycle and am very fastidious with using water
Anni Jyn (@annijyn.com) reposted
sexy balrog for halloweenses
Rogs Pumpkin ๐ (@stev.bsky.social) reposted
Fastidious as fuck bro