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Darth Sheila

@darthsheila.bsky.social

I like books and animals more than people.

created July 14, 2025

210 followers 646 following 75 posts

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Profile picture LeAnn Crimes (@audhdylan.bsky.social) reposted

No, I actually love it when every page on your website has a full-screen pop-up asking for my email.

23/9/2025, 9:39:47 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

Bookkeeping sounds like it would be an excellent job but really it probably isn't.

23/9/2025, 9:26:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

a small brown dog leaps up from behind a pile of crunchy brown leaves. her eyes and mouth are open wide, and her big floppy ears are extended out like wings to either side.
22/9/2025, 2:55:37 PM | 15783 2067 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jam (@socialistboat.dad) reposted

You know what Tumblr account I always enjoyed was Best URL on Here. What's that fellow up to I wonder

This Day in Art History [image: Nighthawks painting by Edward Hopper] June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded,
21/9/2025, 11:49:34 PM | 243 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. Iโ€™m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

22/9/2025, 6:46:51 PM | 15235 2278 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam Antics (@dsoart.com) reposted

We need some kind of anti-crusade

22/9/2025, 4:07:01 AM | 45 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doc Vivi Leandra - Real-Life Scientist VTuber ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ (@docvivileandra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The net effect of Elon buying Twitter and rebuilding the algorithm to constantly spoonfeed people right wing propaganda has been less convincing average people of right wing propaganda and more convincing the entire anglosphere elite class that the average person believes right wing propaganda

20/9/2025, 5:22:09 PM | 1027 247 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kay Thee Abortion Doula, PhD.โ™Ž (@drkalyncoghill.blacksky.team) reposted

I would like to say that most of the rapture talk that Iโ€™m seeing across the Interwebs (that is serious) are coming from the whites and to be quite honest Iโ€™m not trying to go where theyโ€™re going anyway.

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21/9/2025, 2:13:10 PM | 90 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ท๐—ผ๐Ÿชพ๐Ÿ‚ (@apexamigo.bsky.social) reposted

i decided to become a sex symbol

22/9/2025, 2:08:06 AM | 44 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

Tonight I'm working with that one co-worker that fucks everything up, is slow, and only cares about doing things that aren't important. Lord help me, I might be going back to prison.

21/9/2025, 11:36:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maddie (@madrigal.bsky.social) reposted

Need some new star stuff, or whatever. Some fresh atoms hot off some space thing. Earth atoms feelin stale.

21/9/2025, 7:54:36 AM | 60 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Douglas Cheape (@douglascheape.bsky.social) reposted

Remains my all-time favourite cat picture.

A traumatised cat is kissed by his human cellmate.
21/9/2025, 9:17:18 AM | 190 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture daily bunnies ๐Ÿ‡โœจ (@dailybunnies.bsky.social) reposted

20/9/2025, 7:01:46 PM | 2022 365 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

Yesterday I played Stardew Valley and watched Trailer Park Boys simultaneously for hours and I think that was time well spent.

21/9/2025, 2:43:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree.

21/9/2025, 2:40:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture summer fox (@slooowfox.bsky.social) reposted

hey ted cruz, shut the fuck up

20/9/2025, 2:15:41 PM | 363 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Janet Garcia (@gameonysus.bsky.social) reposted

Me fighting silksong bosses:

SpongeBob eyes split to read book meme
20/9/2025, 7:32:46 PM | 71 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jen the Feisty Librarian (@feistywaters.com) reposted

Local woman wakes up, puts dogs in charge for awhile (at least until humans can get their shit together), makes oatmeal.

20/9/2025, 1:51:44 PM | 370 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand your pain.

21/9/2025, 2:38:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideโ„ข๏ธ (@steamymac.bsky.social) reposted

2025 update so far: Still garbage.

20/9/2025, 8:02:36 PM | 1048 143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... ๐Ÿ˜Š (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Did someone ask for a cute #otter video?? ๐Ÿ˜Š #bluesky #nature #animals

21/9/2025, 1:54:25 PM | 1232 185 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, please!

21/9/2025, 2:37:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Whimsical Muse (@whimsicalmuse.bsky.social) reposted

At the end of the day, don't we all just want to go on bookstore crawls, bakery crawls, library crawls, and museum crawls?

20/9/2025, 6:43:47 PM | 467 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Milo & Bo Show (@miloandboshow.bsky.social) reposted

Milo & Bo Funny Science Lab Cartoon Experiment Gone Wrong #CatsOfBluesky #DogsOfBluesky #ArtSky #IndieMaker #Comics #BlueskyArt #PetArt #mtg #illustration #MTGEternities #MTG #SpeechBubbles #IceCreamArt #DessertIllustration #CartoonArt #FlatVector #PastelColors #SummerVibes #DigitalArt

Step into chaos with Milo & Boโ€™s pastel science lab adventure! ๐Ÿพ Milo (๐Ÿ˜ผ serious focused face) carefully pours pastel liquid into a test tube in his tiny lab coat, while Bo (๐Ÿคช panicked goofy face) holds a bubbling beaker exploding with foam, goggles sideways. The pastel science lab sparkles with glowing test tubes, doodle equations on the chalkboard, and shelves of colorful bottles. Perfect for fans of cute cat and dog art, funny cartoon experiments, and kawaii pastel illustrations. Cartoon-style white cat Milo with black line art outline, serious focused face, wearing a tiny pastel lab coat, carefully pouring liquid into a test tube. Next to him, silly white dog Bo with goofy panicked face, goggles sideways, holding a bubbling beaker overflowing with foam. Background shows a pastel science lab with doodle sparkles, glowing test tubes, chalkboard with doodle equations, and colorful bottles on shelves. Speech bubbles: Milo says โ€œScience requires controlโ€ฆโ€ and Bo replies โ€œI think I invented foam monsters!!
21/9/2025, 1:42:50 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... ๐Ÿ˜Š (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Daily "aww" for today! ๐Ÿ˜ #animals #nature #bluesky

21/9/2025, 9:28:47 AM | 1314 185 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alfred E. Neuman (@alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social) reposted

#madmagazine

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20/9/2025, 3:28:24 PM | 70 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew King (@matthewkingart.bsky.social) reposted

Peak 90's television.๐Ÿคฃ

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21/9/2025, 2:26:20 PM | 157 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐•Š๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐••๐•’๐•– ๐”พ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐• (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

Me: "May I get two scoops of cookie dough?" Waiter: "Of course- do you wanna spoon?" Me: "Sure, what time do you get off?"

21/9/2025, 3:52:39 AM | 1094 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mindi (@flawdbizkit.bsky.social) reposted

you're my pocket person and I love you *puts you back in my pocket

21/9/2025, 11:58:19 AM | 88 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Laci Brock ๐Ÿช (@stellerarts.com) reposted

This is whatโ€™s left when a massive star goes boom ๐Ÿ’ฅ Last call for Spectrum of Chaos prints! They disappear at midnight PT tonight ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿก stellerarts.com/pages/spectr...

20/9/2025, 8:39:04 PM | 111 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mishell Baker (@mishellbaker.bsky.social) reposted

This has caused me to really ask myself, what is the point of social media for me, and I realized it boils down to... I like to talk about my thinkythoughtts, but I don't like forcing people to listen or respond. This way there is no reason for me to shut up or feel guilty because it's opt-in.

20/9/2025, 1:39:53 PM | 393 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted

Iโ€™m worried it can still get stupider

21/9/2025, 2:39:05 AM | 17308 1749 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Diosa Luna (@rainsong9.bsky.social) reposted

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20/9/2025, 5:48:22 PM | 44 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... ๐Ÿ˜Š (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Because you needed a cute red panda video to pick you up... ๐Ÿ˜Š #bluesky #nature #animals

21/9/2025, 12:55:46 PM | 1879 346 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Sebela (@xtop.bsky.social) reposted

i would like to unsubscribe from the sun touching me

20/9/2025, 8:05:25 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bigthinkingcap (@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social) reposted

Our first test was abortion rights We failed Welcome to the consequences Want soup? (passes out spoons)

20/9/2025, 2:15:44 PM | 101 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

Like, how do you not know you have a gigantic pimple on the back of your neck, bro?

20/9/2025, 7:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

I swear, Google maps is consistently trying to get me lost or murdered.

20/9/2025, 6:42:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted

Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time

19/9/2025, 11:57:55 PM | 3725 482 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Damron (@runswindows95.bsky.social) reposted

My idea of a smart fridge is one that orders cheese when you're under a pound.

20/9/2025, 1:07:06 AM | 88 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux (@bretdevereaux.bsky.social) reposted

You know, I'm going to say it - Latin can be a lovely language, but every form of eo, ire is the most hideous form of eo, ire. eunt? imus? ierant? ierint? iens? euntis? Then you've got choices: iit (awful) or ivit (still bad)? do you want ierunt, iverunt or iere? All terrible. Just the worst.

19/9/2025, 11:59:06 PM | 167 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barack Obama (@barackobama.bsky.social) reposted

This commentary offers a clear, powerful statement of why freedom of speech is at the heart of democracy and must be defended, whether the speaker is Charlie Kirk or Jimmy Kimmel, MAGA supporters or MAGA opponents.

19/9/2025, 1:56:04 PM | 19060 4991 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโœˆ๏ธ (@lukeacl.com) reposted

Reminder, you donโ€™t need any of the streaming services, they need you, however. You can just download their content from other websites if you need to watch it. Torrents, Newsgroups, YouTube. Pop off besties.

19/9/2025, 3:28:22 AM | 731 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ali Trotta (@alwayscoffee.bsky.social) reposted

I am feeling hella cranky tonight, and Iโ€™m not sure thereโ€™s a specific reason beyond the everything. **starts to build a blanket fort**

19/9/2025, 11:19:57 PM | 56 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

My bunny, Moo, used to do this then he'd flop over like he died to take a nap.

20/9/2025, 2:35:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sarah (@sarahradz.bsky.social) reposted

My 5yo has announced September is "cold summer" which is EXACTLY correct. Happy cold summer friends

19/9/2025, 4:11:32 PM | 96 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Selena Price ๐Ÿ”œ TwitchCon?! (@theselenaprice.bsky.social) reposted

When the authoritarian government decides what is on TV youโ€™re not watching entertainment youโ€™re watching propaganda.

19/9/2025, 4:37:12 AM | 326 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

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19/9/2025, 9:40:34 PM | 24858 9610 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OBDsity - Bunnies in a Bun Dance (@obdsity.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes Dottie looks good, despite her mess of hair. Sometimes... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

A fluffy black bunny with a silvery mane is sitting in a patch of grass, partly shaded by plants and a stone structure. Its long fur around the face and ears gives it a dramatic, lion-like look. The bunny is gazing off to the side with an alert and curious expression. The text overlay reads: โ€œ@OBDsity โ€“ Bunnies With Fab Hair.โ€ The same black bunny is now facing the camera directly, nestled among green leaves and grass. Its thick, tousled fur covers much of its face, giving it a scruffy but adorable appearance. The sunlight highlights the texture of its mane-like coat. The text overlay reads: โ€œ@OBDsity โ€“ Bunnies With Lotsa Hair.โ€
19/9/2025, 1:18:40 PM | 210 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marjorie James Keenan (@unenthusiast.com) reposted

TIL: not all o'possums are Irish

19/9/2025, 3:22:49 AM | 47 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, not lionizing a dead white supremacist (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

19/9/2025, 1:03:52 PM | 18262 5802 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. (@sarahmackattack.bsky.social) reposted

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

19/9/2025, 12:30:27 PM | 29718 6677 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GONZO the ca'at (@gonzo.bsky.social) reposted

To gitt an cleen fasce, starte with tha nozz

18/9/2025, 11:52:58 PM | 648 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis Bickford (@davis.social) reposted

In a world full of people tearing things down, keep on creating, friends. ๐Ÿฉต

19/9/2025, 4:23:07 AM | 928 336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.bsky.social) reposted

Owl Core. Good Morning Blue Sky

11/8/2025, 11:42:08 AM | 17198 2292 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Never in human history has there ever been a person incapable of caring about anyone but himself, like this sociopath, Donald Trump.

12/9/2025, 5:05:45 PM | 813 126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ท๐—ผ๐Ÿชพ๐Ÿ‚ (@apexamigo.bsky.social) reposted

put a rose up my ass because im horny. i mean thorny. wait what

18/9/2025, 3:31:10 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

Clifford the 2D dog

18/9/2025, 3:36:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Basil ๐ŸŒฟ (@basil-mage.bsky.social) reposted

Bruh

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption;
18/9/2025, 12:12:15 PM | 30218 10962 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Diosa Luna (@rainsong9.bsky.social) reposted

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18/9/2025, 1:22:54 PM | 400 91 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they going to battle? Please say yes!

18/9/2025, 3:34:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devi ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธโœจ (@deviwestside.bsky.social) reposted

Idk who needs to hear this but just because someone likes your skeets, that doesnโ€™t mean theyโ€™re into you

17/9/2025, 8:31:54 PM | 67 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Sebela (@xtop.bsky.social) reposted

i feel like there's a state beyond doomscrolling that hasn't been officially classified, where you have just given into despair and keep shoveling more bad news in. voidscrolling, maybe.

17/9/2025, 7:15:58 PM | 35 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social) reposted

i am once again asking if you know that if you routinely sing to a cat while they're curled up on your chest they will learn that singing means cuddle time and come trotting over from wherever they are when you do. it's important that we get this message out to those who need it most

17/9/2025, 1:42:52 AM | 1466 389 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

Please peddle your nonsense elsewhere. Unless it's fun nonsense.

17/9/2025, 8:46:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm really feeling this.

17/9/2025, 8:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerfromtheinternet.com) reposted

Be the best you that you can bother being

17/9/2025, 8:43:46 PM | 29 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Six (@yumenosix.bsky.social) reposted

not a fan of having a body that requires sleep when there is so much art to be done

16/9/2025, 5:54:36 AM | 39 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

I think there's an angry mongoose living in my stomach.

16/9/2025, 8:02:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

This happens to me too and I indulge way too much.

15/9/2025, 10:24:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Forest bubble ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผ (@forestbubble.bsky.social) reposted

im in a never ending cycle of needing a sweet treat then something salty, sweet treat then salty

14/9/2025, 11:41:09 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lemon ๐Ÿ‹ (@littlelemontart.being.baby) reposted

i love my husband so much i wish i could absorb myself into his body

15/9/2025, 12:25:03 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Forest bubble ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผ (@forestbubble.bsky.social) reposted

Pumpkin spice birth control

15/9/2025, 12:38:50 AM | 34 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Forest bubble ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผ (@forestbubble.bsky.social) reposted

Im scared what is happening I donโ€™t know how to work this app

13/9/2025, 2:17:01 AM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Skip, the Online Raccoon (@badposter.lol) reposted

(steve irwin peeks thru bushes, whispering) ova there, a wild republican in its natural habitat! (camera shows laura loomer trudging thru a swamp) im gona tackle her, careful, itโ€™s mating season! (he jumps out & leaps on her back) โ€œi CaNT bReAtHeโ€ she mocks.. โ€œCROIKEY! this ones REALLY racist!โ€

15/9/2025, 10:09:46 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

No, no. It was perfect.

15/9/2025, 10:22:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Skip, the Online Raccoon (@badposter.lol) reposted

shut up shut UP! Shut The Fuck Uppppโ€™!!!!

8/2/2025, 3:17:24 PM | 180 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeanne (@toomany2choose.bsky.social) reposted

'Morning ๐ŸŒž

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15/9/2025, 6:39:20 PM | 737 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alberto Pupo (@authoralbertopupo.bsky.social) reposted

www.grimdarkmagazine.com/review-cross...

15/9/2025, 6:14:48 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Layla & Piglet (@era-now.bsky.social) reposted

Blep hehe ๐Ÿ˜น #cats #catsofbluesky #gato #cute

A tortoise shell cat with yellow and green eyes named Layla sticks her tongue out from the top of her green and brown cat tree.
15/9/2025, 2:52:56 PM | 190 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

They're my favorite frozen burritos. I like the beef and cheese and the bean and cheese..

15/9/2025, 4:57:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Wild (@alexwild.bsky.social) reposted

You follow me, you get spiders sometimes

15/9/2025, 2:14:52 AM | 143 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Starting November 1st, New Mexico will become the first state to offer free universal childcare to all its residents. It's expected to save families over $12,000 per child annually. This is a huge step forward โ€” and a reminder that we have the power to fix the system.

14/9/2025, 6:01:06 PM | 24289 5877 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychal Threets (@mychal3ts.bsky.social) reposted

Here are four ways anyone can support and help their local library: โ€ข Get a library card โญ๏ธ โ€ข Use your library card ๐ŸŒŸ โ€ขVisit the library ๐Ÿ’ซ โ€ขTell everyone to get a library card and support their local library โœจ

14/9/2025, 2:30:30 PM | 1465 585 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frog and Toad Bot (@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social) reposted

Toad ran home. He made sandwiches. He made a pitcher of iced tea. He put everything in a basket.

Toad packs a picnic basket with sandwiches and iced tea. From
15/9/2025, 4:37:15 AM | 432 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I ๐Ÿ’™ Dogs (@dogs100.bsky.social) reposted

Wonโ€™t go anywhere without my blanket

14/9/2025, 9:46:31 PM | 182 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devi ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธโœจ (@deviwestside.bsky.social) reposted

I donโ€™t need drugs. I have your stupid little face

14/9/2025, 10:26:55 PM | 47 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Moe (@johnmoe.bsky.social) reposted

When I was in third grade, a fourth grade boy sang โ€œI Walk the Lineโ€ at a talent show. He was good! At the time, I appreciated how grown up he sounded. Later on, I appreciated the idea of a 9-year-old promising not to sleep around on his wife.

14/9/2025, 1:55:25 PM | 224 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

Of course I'd survive. I've been planning for this moment my entire life.

15/9/2025, 4:49:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

Replace every vowel in your name with "oob" and quote post it. Sheila Shooboobloob ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

15/9/2025, 4:48:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rat Squinks ๐Ÿ€ (@ratsquinks.bsky.social) reposted

let's hold hands as we stare into the abyss

ponzu the black rat and miso the cream rat standing next to eachother and both leaning curiously forward, their hands overlapping
14/9/2025, 10:14:24 PM | 837 125 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

Sometimes my tongue is too big for my mouth.

14/9/2025, 11:00:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

But very pretty though.

14/9/2025, 4:45:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social)

Oops, Literally Oh my

14/9/2025, 4:07:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Sheila (@darthsheila.bsky.social) reply parent

*Rawr mode activated*

14/9/2025, 4:06:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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