David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe. I’m taking the whole state
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe. I’m taking the whole state
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Utah’s offensive coordinator has called a terrific game. When’s the last time you heard that??
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Nice try Big 10 bit we all know there are no trees in Nebraska
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Kaufusis - the first family of football in Utah
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Shoulda stayed
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Utah needs to throw to Merriweather
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Dillon Kurtis 2/3 PATs 1/1 FGA (54 yds) 3 KOs, 2 touchbacks
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Joe Williams got the yards/tds. But Isaac Asiata won the game.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re welcome for the free rehab and surgery AB
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
So nice to see Anthony Woods ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re paving new roads in Pasadena
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Good for FSU and Mike Norvell. They got screwed in 2023
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Utah’s kicker boots it out of the end zone. It’s like I’ve seen a unicorn give birth.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
UCLA’s DL is already gassed
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Utah’s OL looks like the Redskins Hogs. Good Lord!
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dammit, I should be there
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
That Michigan DB is stupid. Just bat the ball down.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Gene Stallings still has the greatest voice ever in football. #rolltide
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Go ahead. Tell me there’s a more intense scene in all the movies than this.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Aunt Veru 💔💔
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
What determines if you write it or Ratto writes it? Coin flip? NFC Central bias?
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you seriously name anyone who has taken the fight to MAGA as hard as he has? He’s practically the only choice other than Pritzger.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
80 GB?? My god how did he survive!?
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
My god, you’re an accomplished designer AND you know how to save the company $$$ by avoiding CS purchases.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
4th amendment violations happening right in front of you
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Never let Freddie Krueger in the delivery room
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dammit Amanda, 42 years and I’d blocked that out
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
“What to Expect When You’re Expecting an Alien”
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
I truly think Boise State will struggle this year. Not bc Ashton is gone, but bc Koetter is gone.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooo…. about $52.77 ??
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Funny, I was always told that in a grand jury prosecutors could get a jury to charge a ham sandwich. Unfortunately Feds can’t even prosecute someone who slings a ham sandwich.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
But we will free Maxwell.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Should be posted in Jerry’s office
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Avery Johnson is like that piece of bread inside a Big Mac. Very mid.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
I’ve been busy. So did he give away Alaska yet?
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Wimbledon isn’t Wimbledon without Bud Collins
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Sean Duffy will be administrator for NASA? Aliens you can take us out now.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
So she’s basically caved
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Thank you Jordan Clarkson. You were absolutely fantastic 💔
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
There is no more tired act in journalism than Maureen Dowd, who wants to blame Rumsfeld/Cheney for everything Donald Trump does. Good God, lady, retire already.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Too damn early and I’m already sick of Stephen A
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Minneapolis
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
The shittiest NBA Finals ever
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Or argue how flopping on negotiations 2x in a week means Iran will never come to back to discussion Or emphasize how Putin is 💯 willing to help Iran rebuild nuke Or argue that like Iraq, nothing is found, proven off Iran nukes Or that he lied on campaign about peace in ME. He wanted war all along
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
The only way the Lakers are worth $10 billion is if they fire Kurt Rambis and his wife
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
She wouldn’t be the first person to have an allergic reaction to Lewandowski’s genitals
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats Jeff. Know you’ve labored long on this book
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
When you sleep with Corey…FAFO
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Lewandowski’s spunk will do that.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Did the cops take him to Burger King?
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Just as Sonny Perdue was in Trump’s first term, Ag Secretary, Brooke Rollins, is proving to be the only real competent member of the administration
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsweak. The AI smorgasbord of the MAGA Brownshirt movement
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Is she driving to Iran ?
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
And after which the cops took the shooter to Burger King.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
There’s a murderer shooting lawmakers and their families in Minnesota. But hey CNN, let’s watch a parade.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Show the protests CNN, you gutless stooges.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
The terrible officiating that led to this NBA Final, has in turn led many fans to turn on the Stanley Cup instead. And this rematch is a great show - with 3 of 4 games going to OT.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Peter Thiel and Palantir gonna make this look like peanuts
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Noem: “He was not handcuffed” Also Noem: “I was born with this face.”
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Not one single effort by Fox to push back on this pile of lies. CDC has studied each vaxx and they are at the most 34 doses by age 18. This man is insane and wants to kill children.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
I think his “friend” is just finding excuses not to go and see his mother.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
So he thinks criminals are going out picking strawberries and cutting beef in packing houses for $18 per hour. Got it 🤡
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet Trump and Miller see a Latino meat packer worker holding a knife and thinks they’re a criminal
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
He will send the Marines in to arrest them for NOT staging a riot?
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Rest well Brian Wilson. Go sing one with Carl and Dennis. ❤️
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
So frontier justice instead of law and evidence The Loozyanna KKK taught him well
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Cancel your Mouse subscriptions. This is bullshit
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
It isn’t just in LA - now ICE is hitting red-state -Nebraska. Trump is going after laborers in the ag, meat and food processing industries next. @jakeweindling.bsky.social flatwaterfreepress.org/ice-raids-hi...
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep up the tremendous financial coverage. It’s my essential reading every day.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Jacob, I’m a huge fan. And thank you for putting Montgomery Riverfront Brawl in top 5 (It’s 2 for me) the Django moment of the 21st century
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
If Trump keeps this shit up in LA, the International Olympic Committee should decide to strip the #LA28 Games. Let Tokyo host it again.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
In other words, more qualified than Hegseth
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for stipulating only one of them is an Olympian and a Olympic champion
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
I like Scott Pelley, totally respect what he’s been saying. But I’m still remembering that weird interview with Hugh Jackman in a weight room
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
There was literally an Inspector General report about it. A Democratic primary opponent mentioned it nonstop. All in the past 3 years
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Bret Stephens thinks Biden’s health was the most important accuracy failure in today’s news? Serious? #CNN
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts on Glenn Fleshler?
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
This is an admirable production of Good Night and Good Luck. But damn, David Straithairn was so damn good.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
The fact Trump is considering a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell tells you a shitload doesn’t it?
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Future congressman
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Scott Jennings world view: * Slavery wasn’t immigrant labor - but it was legal * Even if immigrants pay taxes, they don’t deserve benefits * He wants them deported, but wants Trump’s giveaway to the rich to continue Smug isn’t smart Fuck Scott Jennings #cnn
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Why is Wednesday the shittiest day of the week to have your birthday?
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Look as much as I love the A’s, and was a devoted Rickey fan, John Fisher is the absolutely worst owner in pro sports. Worse than Kroenke, Jerry, Haslam, any of them. Avoid him at all costs.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
www.bbc.com/news/article.... MORE INFLATION By dumping the penny, Trump is telling businesses they can raise prices again.
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
To summarize: He was a crazy, drug-addicted “character” He drafted 2 amazing QBs and got only one ring out of it. RIP
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what the cop said
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Harder to believe he made it to 65
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
He was the best owner Oxycodone could buy
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Kill my landlord
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
If that is Jost’s last Update, it’s unfortunate Sarah Sherman didn’t come out and shred him like she usually does with hilarity. #SNL
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Still a dumb sketch tho
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
LOL they call him “Creepy, Creepy Longfellow” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #SNL
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
A key to length of standing ovations at Cannes 22 mins “Mesmerizing. You blew my mind and my world” 20-21 mins “You have enormous balls Mr. Moore” 15-19 “McConaughey really can act!” 14-11 - “Oscar worthy” 5-10 - “My agent told me to stand” <5 - “Thank you for your naked breasts”
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Is there any worse supporting character in a great film than Barbara Hershey’s Myra Fleener in Hoosiers? Just plain awful #TCM
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
You silly knucklehead. There are THREE GOOD TEAMS that moved up on the lottery
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social)
Been less than 2 hours since the Draft lottery and my fury with Danny Ainge has multiplied 25x
David Cooper (@darvintwin.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever. Watch that fool pick Shedeur Sanders with the 5th slot