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David Cooper

@darvintwin.bsky.social

More rock, less talk

created November 14, 2024

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Maybe. I’m taking the whole state

31/8/2025, 6:34:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utah’s offensive coordinator has called a terrific game. When’s the last time you heard that??

31/8/2025, 5:29:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice try Big 10 bit we all know there are no trees in Nebraska

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31/8/2025, 5:28:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kaufusis - the first family of football in Utah

31/8/2025, 5:25:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoulda stayed

31/8/2025, 5:22:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utah needs to throw to Merriweather

31/8/2025, 5:09:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dillon Kurtis 2/3 PATs 1/1 FGA (54 yds) 3 KOs, 2 touchbacks

31/8/2025, 4:53:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe Williams got the yards/tds. But Isaac Asiata won the game.

31/8/2025, 4:03:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re welcome for the free rehab and surgery AB

31/8/2025, 4:01:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So nice to see Anthony Woods ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING

31/8/2025, 4:01:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re paving new roads in Pasadena

31/8/2025, 3:47:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good for FSU and Mike Norvell. They got screwed in 2023

31/8/2025, 3:44:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utah’s kicker boots it out of the end zone. It’s like I’ve seen a unicorn give birth.

31/8/2025, 3:38:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UCLA’s DL is already gassed

31/8/2025, 3:32:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utah’s OL looks like the Redskins Hogs. Good Lord!

31/8/2025, 3:30:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dammit, I should be there

31/8/2025, 2:23:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Michigan DB is stupid. Just bat the ball down.

31/8/2025, 2:20:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gene Stallings still has the greatest voice ever in football. #rolltide

30/8/2025, 6:05:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go ahead. Tell me there’s a more intense scene in all the movies than this.

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30/8/2025, 5:20:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aunt Veru 💔💔

29/8/2025, 10:03:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What determines if you write it or Ratto writes it? Coin flip? NFC Central bias?

29/8/2025, 8:27:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you seriously name anyone who has taken the fight to MAGA as hard as he has? He’s practically the only choice other than Pritzger.

29/8/2025, 8:26:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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80 GB?? My god how did he survive!?

29/8/2025, 8:23:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My god, you’re an accomplished designer AND you know how to save the company $$$ by avoiding CS purchases.

29/8/2025, 8:21:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4th amendment violations happening right in front of you

29/8/2025, 8:19:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never let Freddie Krueger in the delivery room

28/8/2025, 11:32:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dammit Amanda, 42 years and I’d blocked that out

28/8/2025, 11:28:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“What to Expect When You’re Expecting an Alien”

28/8/2025, 11:12:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I truly think Boise State will struggle this year. Not bc Ashton is gone, but bc Koetter is gone.

28/8/2025, 11:11:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sooo…. about $52.77 ??

28/8/2025, 4:03:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny, I was always told that in a grand jury prosecutors could get a jury to charge a ham sandwich. Unfortunately Feds can’t even prosecute someone who slings a ham sandwich.

27/8/2025, 7:25:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude

24/8/2025, 1:41:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But we will free Maxwell.

23/8/2025, 7:07:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should be posted in Jerry’s office

23/8/2025, 7:05:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Avery Johnson is like that piece of bread inside a Big Mac. Very mid.

23/8/2025, 7:02:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve been busy. So did he give away Alaska yet?

15/8/2025, 6:44:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wimbledon isn’t Wimbledon without Bud Collins

13/7/2025, 4:58:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sean Duffy will be administrator for NASA? Aliens you can take us out now.

10/7/2025, 5:42:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So she’s basically caved

9/7/2025, 5:18:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you Jordan Clarkson. You were absolutely fantastic 💔

30/6/2025, 8:01:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just want to say Brian Windhorst is a lying piece of shit.

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29/6/2025, 3:28:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no more tired act in journalism than Maureen Dowd, who wants to blame Rumsfeld/Cheney for everything Donald Trump does. Good God, lady, retire already.

28/6/2025, 8:53:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too damn early and I’m already sick of Stephen A

26/6/2025, 12:25:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alright #NYT I’ll bite

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23/6/2025, 8:58:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Minneapolis

23/6/2025, 3:13:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The shittiest NBA Finals ever

23/6/2025, 3:12:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or argue how flopping on negotiations 2x in a week means Iran will never come to back to discussion Or emphasize how Putin is 💯 willing to help Iran rebuild nuke Or argue that like Iraq, nothing is found, proven off Iran nukes Or that he lied on campaign about peace in ME. He wanted war all along

22/6/2025, 5:48:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only way the Lakers are worth $10 billion is if they fire Kurt Rambis and his wife

19/6/2025, 3:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She wouldn’t be the first person to have an allergic reaction to Lewandowski’s genitals

18/6/2025, 12:03:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats Jeff. Know you’ve labored long on this book

18/6/2025, 12:01:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you sleep with Corey…FAFO

17/6/2025, 11:58:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lewandowski’s spunk will do that.

17/6/2025, 11:57:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did the cops take him to Burger King?

16/6/2025, 3:56:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just as Sonny Perdue was in Trump’s first term, Ag Secretary, Brooke Rollins, is proving to be the only real competent member of the administration

15/6/2025, 11:48:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Newsweak. The AI smorgasbord of the MAGA Brownshirt movement

14/6/2025, 10:42:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is she driving to Iran ?

14/6/2025, 10:36:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And after which the cops took the shooter to Burger King.

14/6/2025, 10:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s a murderer shooting lawmakers and their families in Minnesota. But hey CNN, let’s watch a parade.

14/6/2025, 10:20:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Show the protests CNN, you gutless stooges.

14/6/2025, 10:09:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The terrible officiating that led to this NBA Final, has in turn led many fans to turn on the Stanley Cup instead. And this rematch is a great show - with 3 of 4 games going to OT.

13/6/2025, 7:24:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peter Thiel and Palantir gonna make this look like peanuts

13/6/2025, 4:03:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noem: “He was not handcuffed” Also Noem: “I was born with this face.”

12/6/2025, 9:45:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not one single effort by Fox to push back on this pile of lies. CDC has studied each vaxx and they are at the most 34 doses by age 18. This man is insane and wants to kill children.

12/6/2025, 8:41:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think his “friend” is just finding excuses not to go and see his mother.

12/6/2025, 6:28:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So he thinks criminals are going out picking strawberries and cutting beef in packing houses for $18 per hour. Got it 🤡

12/6/2025, 6:25:30 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet Trump and Miller see a Latino meat packer worker holding a knife and thinks they’re a criminal

12/6/2025, 6:08:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He will send the Marines in to arrest them for NOT staging a riot?

11/6/2025, 9:31:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rest well Brian Wilson. Go sing one with Carl and Dennis. ❤️

11/6/2025, 7:26:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So frontier justice instead of law and evidence The Loozyanna KKK taught him well

10/6/2025, 10:32:20 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cancel your Mouse subscriptions. This is bullshit

10/6/2025, 10:18:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It isn’t just in LA - now ICE is hitting red-state -Nebraska. Trump is going after laborers in the ag, meat and food processing industries next. @jakeweindling.bsky.social flatwaterfreepress.org/ice-raids-hi...

10/6/2025, 8:31:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep up the tremendous financial coverage. It’s my essential reading every day.

10/6/2025, 5:30:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jacob, I’m a huge fan. And thank you for putting Montgomery Riverfront Brawl in top 5 (It’s 2 for me) the Django moment of the 21st century

10/6/2025, 5:01:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Trump keeps this shit up in LA, the International Olympic Committee should decide to strip the #LA28 Games. Let Tokyo host it again.

8/6/2025, 7:31:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In other words, more qualified than Hegseth

8/6/2025, 3:08:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for stipulating only one of them is an Olympian and a Olympic champion

8/6/2025, 3:07:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like Scott Pelley, totally respect what he’s been saying. But I’m still remembering that weird interview with Hugh Jackman in a weight room

8/6/2025, 1:47:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was literally an Inspector General report about it. A Democratic primary opponent mentioned it nonstop. All in the past 3 years

8/6/2025, 1:22:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bret Stephens thinks Biden’s health was the most important accuracy failure in today’s news? Serious? #CNN

8/6/2025, 1:13:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts on Glenn Fleshler?

7/6/2025, 11:50:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is an admirable production of Good Night and Good Luck. But damn, David Straithairn was so damn good.

7/6/2025, 11:44:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact Trump is considering a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell tells you a shitload doesn’t it?

7/6/2025, 6:32:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Future congressman

7/6/2025, 6:13:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scott Jennings world view: * Slavery wasn’t immigrant labor - but it was legal * Even if immigrants pay taxes, they don’t deserve benefits * He wants them deported, but wants Trump’s giveaway to the rich to continue Smug isn’t smart Fuck Scott Jennings #cnn

6/6/2025, 2:38:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is Wednesday the shittiest day of the week to have your birthday?

4/6/2025, 4:55:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look as much as I love the A’s, and was a devoted Rickey fan, John Fisher is the absolutely worst owner in pro sports. Worse than Kroenke, Jerry, Haslam, any of them. Avoid him at all costs.

24/5/2025, 3:00:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.bbc.com/news/article.... MORE INFLATION By dumping the penny, Trump is telling businesses they can raise prices again.

23/5/2025, 12:23:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To summarize: He was a crazy, drug-addicted “character” He drafted 2 amazing QBs and got only one ring out of it. RIP

22/5/2025, 9:52:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s what the cop said

21/5/2025, 11:55:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harder to believe he made it to 65

21/5/2025, 11:49:22 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was the best owner Oxycodone could buy

21/5/2025, 11:48:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kill my landlord

19/5/2025, 3:20:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that is Jost’s last Update, it’s unfortunate Sarah Sherman didn’t come out and shred him like she usually does with hilarity. #SNL

18/5/2025, 5:08:35 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still a dumb sketch tho

18/5/2025, 5:02:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL they call him “Creepy, Creepy Longfellow” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #SNL

18/5/2025, 4:30:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A key to length of standing ovations at Cannes 22 mins “Mesmerizing. You blew my mind and my world” 20-21 mins “You have enormous balls Mr. Moore” 15-19 “McConaughey really can act!” 14-11 - “Oscar worthy” 5-10 - “My agent told me to stand” <5 - “Thank you for your naked breasts”

16/5/2025, 7:18:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there any worse supporting character in a great film than Barbara Hershey’s Myra Fleener in Hoosiers? Just plain awful #TCM

13/5/2025, 4:29:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You silly knucklehead. There are THREE GOOD TEAMS that moved up on the lottery

13/5/2025, 12:55:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been less than 2 hours since the Draft lottery and my fury with Danny Ainge has multiplied 25x

13/5/2025, 12:46:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever. Watch that fool pick Shedeur Sanders with the 5th slot

13/5/2025, 12:33:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view