Both Clooney and Tilda Swinton were superb.
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Both Clooney and Tilda Swinton were superb.
No jury would convict.
A really dumb movie that is nonetheless kind of entertaining. Stephen King had better luck with the premise in “Christine” a few years later.
Now this is a great headline. www.al.com/politics/202...
Hope the ceremony is at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Rewatching the British version of “The Office.” As good as the American version sometimes was, it’s no match for the original. Have a look and see if you agree.
The ignorance is staggering, even after all these months.
I’ve wondered about that. It sounds more than plausible.
So it’ll all be the other three directions then?
Just put it here, love.
This is plausible.
A little ray of sunshine.
No shit. I do 3.6 and that gets old after 5 miles.
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Beats working, I guess.
A great many stars.
Didn’t take long to get rid of lawn darts either.
NRA sophistry is Seb’s stock in trade.
The Horst Wessel of our time.
Trump needs to post an unhinged, hateful all caps screed as proof of life
Doubt Chuck is doing a lot of breeding.
Say it isn’t so.
This will end in tears.
Duly noted, Pam.
Those black wasps don’t play. Glad you got the shot without the sting.
Well, I’m guessing he had a pretty good run.
Yes, and it’s well known that master and slaves would often switch places. Just for fun.
It’s up 13 now.
Hey, maybe it’s NOT his.
The man shit the bed metaphorically. And his pants, I’m thinking literally. He always has that look when he’s around Putin.
Excellent.
Standing with Putin, Trump always looks like he just crapped his pants.
Q for those w experience in politics or diplomacy: Is there *any* other example of a US prez, on US soil, letting a foreign leader control the mic for a very long time, in his own language, w/o consecutive translation, before letting US prez say anything all? I don't know of any. Humiliating.
The REAL STORY is STILL THIS: AND WE MUST KEEP IT THAT WAY.
When you’re having trouble with your DUI field test…
We are all sandwich guys.
Today’s America, he’s lucky to be alive.
This is something I have long known. But somehow I never profit from it.
Jane’s Recreational Use
Read it as a teenager. It still resonates after quite a few decades.
Very nice.
Patel laser-focused on the end of his nose.
White House starting to resemble Whore House.
Just you wait.
He’s gonna go down.
Belief trumps data every time.
Another day, another reminder...
Epic gums, though.
Yes. Perspective.
I’ve always hated people who do that.
But first, a few more rounds of golf cheating.
He seems to be taking it well. But yeah, has to be tough for you. Best wishes.
And that was before he could turn it off and then back on again.
Fine Corinthian leather
MAGA
This fucking guy.
I got a high school diploma and all anyone talks about is that hobo I killed.
Strange days indeed.
Ship has sailed.
This kind of bullshit can’t continue. It just can’t.
Makes a definite statement.
Hey Jake Tapper, fodder for your next book!👇
I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
Trump today: "I'm surprised he [Jerome Powell] was appointed. I'm surprised frankly that Biden put him in." Trump in November 2017: "It is my pleasure and my honour to announce my nomination of Jerome Powell to be the next chairman of the Federal Reserve."
Trump 2017: "It is my pleasure and my honor to announce my nomination of Jerome Powell." Trump today: "He's a terrible Fed chair. I was surprised he was appointed. I was surprised frankly that Biden put him in and extended him." Every news story will include both clips, right?
Doubt anyone in the “MAGA base” is capable of such nuance. Even if they were, McConnell’s razor applies: They’ll get over it.
Yep. Putin is like, “ooh, I’m shakin’”
Donald is currently laser-focused on the flooding deaths in Texas and taking care of the survivors.
I think Steve himself would agree. Not like they have to pretend anymore.
Ringo would like a word. But I dig it.
They really are enjoying this. I wish them all the very worst.
There are no GOP moderates.
Any chance it has notes of Trump’s own urine?
Yeah, that meant comprehensively disappearing people.
For men AND women.
Uh, guys? This is a Home Depot parking lot.
You’re not wrong. Watched it free on an airplane and still wanted my money back.
I concur.
Signing off on something is not the same as directing it. And yes: D-Day comes to mind.
Audience of one.
I support anything that catches gnats.
I like how he has to specify that he’s the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
Poor Trump. Peace-prizing is hard.
I suppose the arched eyebrow is meant to suggest gravitas. Somehow it has the opposite effect.
One of my favorite BNL lyrics! Thank you.
It’s a very pretty dress.
That’s what the bombing was really all about. Now Trump has a real war to use as a pretext for further abuses.
Yes. In a visceral way. I so loathe this fool.
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His only unshakable tenet is that he’s pro-Trump.
I’m on board with the corpse thing.
A hero the likes of which no one has ever seen before, who will be an even greater hero in two weeks’ time.
Surely there’s a way to block this bullshit.
Just guessing this dope has never read one of your books. Or anything else besides fringe web pages and pamphlets.
I can’t get past the obsessive commitment to face masks. Total Klan vibe.
Keepin’ it classy. In this battle of fuckwits, who will prevail?
Yep, Sleepy Abe Lincoln didn’t think it through.
No kidding. Either of them sat next to you at a bar, you’d move several seats away.