Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
All right, I typed about 10 words and had four typos. Time to go to bed.
Screenwriter. Overthinker. Not as helpful with the first thing as you might think. #preWGA
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All right, I typed about 10 words and had four typos. Time to go to bed.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
We believe in you too! Good luck.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
Oh my, the Bill Belich*ck tag is VERY humorous! The internet is doing what the internet does best, there.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
πSounds good! May you have a productive writing night.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
That's really cool!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll try that!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
Okay, I am not stellar at making posters.π€
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Thats fantastic! Congratulations!
Effin' Birds (@effinbirds.com) reposted
This is how you handle someone who tries to sell AI slop at a con: remove them, and then clown on them relentlessly
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Which one? Dianne Wiest or Stockard Channing? Honestly you can't go wrong with either.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
π€£ Officer I'd like to report a murder!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen to that! And lots of it!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
I never knew I was as much as an R.E.M. fan until I started listening to 1stWave on Sirius, but I LOVED this song when it came out. Such a great vibe! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr3f...
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet! But that's a really great pic!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Impressive! Most impressive!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
That is gorgeous. I loved the Excelsior design!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that "Alert Medical."? π
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently a gif of a yawn will make me yawn.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh damn! Well I hope everything goes well.
Leah from South Dakota (@leahfromsd.bsky.social) reposted
It's LAUNCH DAY! π» #Scriptsky #Filmsky #Podcasts listentothefarm.com
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
I think I cracked that synopsis! NICE! I have to go move my wife to her new office, but that'll be good. That gives it a little time to stew, and then come back and make sure I still like it! #scriptsky
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh God they could make it worse! π
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
@sluggodoug.bsky.social I heard you say this morning that you love The Pixies. Have you ever heard (and I'm assuming you have cause you work in music) Frank Black's solo albums? His self-titled album and 'Teenager of the Year' are two of my favorite albums of ALL TIME.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I think when I realized that Marty McFly gets like 3 concussions during the course of those movies. Like that's not good!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Good to see more Ortegas!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Well put!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
There is something really great about finding a new show that you LOVE! Like: yessss, I'm going to make this my whole being for next few months.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck! Yeah and my plan to 'resist' going anywhere? My wife comes downstairs: 'Are we still going to the office today?' That's right. She's moving to another office down the hall and we're moving her today. So much for not going anywhere! ππ
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved the 3rd one! I was raised Catholic, so the first one still scares me wayyy more lol. We all loved the 3rd one because the theater they go to in the movie was The Biograph in DC and I'd been there. So that was cool!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
This will be fascinating to see what he thought going in. Like did he know 'I'm following The Exorcist...chances of success are 0.4%'? Or did he just go in guns blazing? And where is the doc about him putting his own daughter in Excalibur and having her be naked for most of the time? π
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
All right! Today is knock out this synopsis and then write pages. I have a suspicion that people are going to try and make me do things, and the plan is to resist! Wearing the Dragon Slayer shirt for inspiration! ('Dragon' and 'synopsis' are interchangeable) Good luck writing today! #scriptsky
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I can look back at it now and agree with what the poster is saying, but that was 100% my experience growing up (in PA).
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
They should bring back Brosnan for a final film a la Logan. 'Old Man Bond'. Send his tenure off on a great note, make a ton of $$$, and then it's a soft reboot for the next actor given the unprecedented way that No Time to Die ended.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
You too!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I would LOVE a Bond film set in the 60s. That would be incredible.
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Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn now I realize what a missed opportunity that they never had Art Garfunkel guest star!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
And I thought it was very cool that Jesse Ventura gave props to Amber Midthunder for 'Prey'.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd never heard of that film, but it sounds great! I love that! A former kid detective, now 32, solving mysteries between hangovers. That sounds hysterical!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how they got past the limitations of picking one genre by making 'MysteryWhodunnitComedyCrimeDramaMystery' all one word. I have wondered if I could get away with 'Detective' as a genre? π€
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Noice! They did a song on the Mod Squad soundtrack 'Keep a Lid on Things' that I think is really good! Like the Mmm Mmm song I enjoy more for the nostalgia.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
If you find (and I've been looking for this for ages) a section of technical drawings of the CCA mobilesuits. I found one of the Sazabi that showed that the 'G-clef' symbol on the 'hip' was a stylized C-D for Cassoval Daikun. And I have never been able to find it again.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
πOh it's that one! If it makes you feel any better, there was an association with another song that made me think of their other song that made me think of this.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
Do you guys remember this damn song? π #music www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOE...
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I may have to check that one out. I only heard 'Hell'. Of course now I have the Crash Test Dummies' "Put a Lid On Things" song in my head lol.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
No, you nailed it. He was the pre-Craig, but they weren't sure how to write that. And I've always felt that the era didn't help. Bond was a promiscuous Cold War spy in the age of AIDS and Perestroika. He seemed like they didn't know how to update him to the times.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Preach! I have long been an advocate for Dalton's Bond. He was a great Bond in not great Bond movies.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I never knew that! That's hysterical!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
They did that song 'Hell', right? I remember them! That was during that whole swing band period!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
It's so much fun! I loved it.
Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted
This enormously pernicious and no one should still be on Substack - not just because of the Nazis, but for sheer practical business reasons.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
This administration would 100% try to DAVE this.
Rio Dylan Hernandez (@riodylan.bsky.social) reposted
Ooo canβt wait to see this - #documentary #filmsky #JohnBoorman #horror #horrorsky #Exorcist2
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh same! I would love to see this.
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Michelle Swope (@redheadfrommars.bsky.social) reposted
Friendly reminder that I've been writing about movies, with a focus on horror, for almost a decade. You can hire me to write film reviews, conduct interviews, and would love to write more essays for physical releases. π₯ #filmsky authory.com/MichelleSwope
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Love it!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Years ago my wife got me one for my birthday or anniversary (I think I had asked for one). I used it for about 2-3 months before I went back to a regular razor. And I think it only lasted that long because it was a gift.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, that's a haul! I sent that to the other guys in my group too. That software that printed the maps the other day was really cool! My friend Michael loved it. He meets with an in-person group too, where we're all virtual.
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Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. Yeah thank God I don't live with you guys. I would definitely not be losing weight like you are.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you ever see junket he was doing with Daisy Ridley and John Boyega for The Force Awakens: the interview asks them if they're both 90s kids, and they're like 'Yeah!' and he looks at the camera with this 'uggghhh' face. It was so funny. He feels old, even if he doesn't look it!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey nothing pathetic about done!!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard that's pretty good! It's always a challenge for my wife and I to find something we both like.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
Have I mentioned my love for this show? (Trick question. Yes. Yes I have. Many times).
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
It's funny, I was down in the basement and I saw the set of Star Trek figures that I bought at a con this year. And I realized that was the seed for the whole idea. I thought it'd be funny to take pictures of the figures and do dialog balloons-and that morphed into using screenshots.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Very cool!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel you there. Although I LOVED how Frieren was completion oriented in the dungeon. Cause that's just how you did it with Himmel! Oh, and I loved Fern's choice of spell (and that it annoyed Serie). Like I said, it ALL of my will not to pick up the manga from where it left off.
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Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the first version of it I ever heard too! I saw it in a documentary about the Dodgers.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I would say the comedy is not as prevalent as it is tonally lighthearted. It's fun. It's fun murder!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen that too: Psych and Only Murders in the Building both had that.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm going to finish my current WIP, PRINCESS VALKYRIE.
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Kosoko Jackson (@kosokojackson.bsky.social) reposted
I finished outlining this dark comedy satirical screenplay about the commodification of Black bodies and I fear no one is gonna get it #scriptsky #scriptsky+
TVMoJoe (@tvmojoe.bsky.social) reposted
Let us pray
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
π€£ No, that's engaging SEO!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
It's for a query letter though, so I want to give them a good idea of what it is in advance.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not bad! That's a contender. It's for Penny Dreddful. I should look up Pirates of the Caribbean, cause that's kind of the vibe I want. How do you sum up: 'A fun time at the movies'?
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I like that! π I thought about using my 'rock and roll whodunnit' that I came up with.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a good one! I looked at Psych, Only Murders in the Building, even Manhattan Murder Mystery. They're all 'comedy-drama'.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish I could help. Titles usually come to me with that initial 'download' with the idea, or I stuuuuugle for months to come up with one!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
#scriptsky peeps: what's a good way to describe a script that has comedy elements but isn't necessarily a comedy? It's a murder mystery, but it's upbeat. Lighthearted? Crowd pleasing? I don't want to put comedy in the description to create the false expectations, but I want to give that vibe?π€
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! That was great! π I still need to watch that. I love music documentaries!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
Cracked a moment for Act II last night in my WIP, but not the 'next' moment. That's still a hurdle. The plan is to knock that out this afternoon. #scriptsky
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno. I don't think I'll ever get used to the simulcast thing. Not after waiting for months for Sakura books in Rockville to get a tape of the next few ZZ Gundam or Maison Ikkoku eps haha.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
Could you imagine Dragon's Lair redone as a Soulslike game today? The graphics could just about compete with the animated original (honestly if they went for a cel shaded look they could probably match it). FromSoftware should get on that! That would be amazing!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
When the Billy Joel doc came out, they showed an old promo of him talking about the upcoming album 'The Stranger'. I looked at the track listing: 6 of the 8 songs are on the Greatest Hits albums. That's 75%! (And the one that's not on there is Vienna, which people love.) That's an amazing album.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
Another point in favor for having 'dumb' devices.
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Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
@ryanthomasriddle.com I was playing around with doing a screenshot and adding comic elements. If you try to screenshot something in your browser the screen goes black. But it turns out if you turn off hardware acceleration, it doesn't...! Oh, and obviously, that's all temp stuff haha.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
Right! No one with character anymore. Everyone's gorgeous. 'Hot, and probably knows it.'
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a good one!π If I remember, when you posted that, the way I was feeling then I figured I'd be one of the cows from Twister.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
That was funny! That was your magnum opus until 'Cracker Barrel Has Fallen'.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social)
Fascinating-slash-alarming article. The multimedia aspect of it was good too-just from a presentation standpoint.
Dave Mueller (@dave-mueller.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what's funny? I knew exactly where that was. I saw the peach and I was like: 'Is that the one in Gaffney?' And sure enough it was written on the side there.