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The Manx Smurf

@davedixon.bsky.social

I’m blue…

created November 19, 2024

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Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

From the last time I was there, can’t see they’re doing much harm tbf…

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13/9/2025, 6:27:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Tried to order some tees to the uk tonight, order got rejected… any help?? I was literally like ‘what the actual fuck’ … 😉

28/8/2025, 8:29:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m hoping for leprosy….

25/8/2025, 4:52:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Live that Brazil is in there… iykyk.

23/8/2025, 4:20:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

To add, is that blue pleather? Nasty

21/8/2025, 7:17:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing to see here…. Just a couple of cunts being cunty.

21/8/2025, 7:16:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Shits in pants, literally shits his pants in DC. Epic.

21/8/2025, 7:15:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly though, my attention was drawn to this…😂😂😂🤓

21/8/2025, 4:28:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Hit a health worker, go to prison. Simples.

12/8/2025, 3:40:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this cunt in England yet? Feel like I need to go and shout obscenities at him….

12/8/2025, 3:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed! Although the sofa fucker and the orange shitgibbon are coming in a very close second…

11/8/2025, 7:18:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Never! Always a blue.

11/8/2025, 7:14:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Trust me, the level of abuse he’ll receive will be biblical… we fucking hate the prick.

11/8/2025, 6:23:02 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, cook your own food….. mow your own gardens… pick your own crops,… I’m gonna go out on a limb here and suggest you’ve not necessarily thought this through…

10/8/2025, 8:41:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Luckily they like stoopid hats, it does make them easier to spot, and then kick….

10/8/2025, 6:12:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Last night!

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10/8/2025, 8:18:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

Last nights walk home from the bus.

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10/8/2025, 7:21:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally the only thing this pair have in common is shitty childhoods. The sofa fucker needs to just do one and take his christian politics else where. It’s insidious. It’s unnecessary and it’s unethical.

9/8/2025, 11:18:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 6:20:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus this is a new low….how very fucking sad. Having an entire glittering career and life behind you then essentially blowing the orange shitgibbon for fucking pennies…. Nasty.

7/8/2025, 6:17:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇨🇦 Tom🍁📎 (@tntnle.bsky.social) reposted

@juice2024.bsky.social 🤣😂👏👏👏✌️

7/8/2025, 5:48:41 PM | 16 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

It’ll never happen. EVER. Blooming should though…

7/8/2025, 4:56:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Terribly sad. My heart would be broken.

7/8/2025, 4:37:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

9.

7/8/2025, 4:35:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Nonces will always nonce. Dirty fuckers.

6/8/2025, 6:40:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe coz they saw him bankrupt a casino… i mean only a literal moron could do that!

5/8/2025, 7:32:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

The fat fuck couldn’t run to the toilet….

5/8/2025, 6:42:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Likely around 5% of overall arrivals, so if 800 arrive a week only 40-50 going back… not really putting a dent in it..

5/8/2025, 6:06:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly farage is the uk trump, shouts a lot, talks a bunch of shit and stoopid people lap it up,turns out that reasonable intelligent folks are outnumbered by stoopid so we’re all fucked. Who knew?…. (Trump and farage did…)

5/8/2025, 5:23:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Nonce gets prize… yay.

2/8/2025, 6:38:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

If Temu made Trump….

31/7/2025, 11:37:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

#gardeningfeed spotted this little beauty today in Ibiza … no idea what it is!🤦‍♂️

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29/7/2025, 3:25:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this!

28/7/2025, 7:07:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you.

28/7/2025, 7:00:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Fabulous!

27/7/2025, 2:04:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 3:02:07 AM | 98 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Delicious….

27/7/2025, 1:58:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep your kids safe Scotland….

26/7/2025, 2:50:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture True Blue (@redhawksoaring1.bsky.social) reposted

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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25/7/2025, 7:32:03 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

I can, hogan was a nasty racist.

25/7/2025, 6:44:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely…

25/7/2025, 5:57:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The National (@scotnational.bsky.social) reposted

Tomorrow's front page 📰 Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland

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24/7/2025, 9:05:05 PM | 12596 3823 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? These guys surely need pardoned by trump….

23/7/2025, 4:47:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed, dead or free….

22/7/2025, 4:38:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

#addBirder my wild pheasant family…

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22/7/2025, 5:21:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

#addBirder

20/7/2025, 3:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

#addbirder my beautiful wild ducks…

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20/7/2025, 3:52:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing picture, beautiful bird.

20/7/2025, 3:39:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

The nonce is hiding everything ….. dirty dirty pedo.

19/7/2025, 7:45:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

She is very special, also very naughty, keeps nibbling at my mother on law….. who loves her so much. I’m on the fence…..😂😂🤷🏼‍♂️

17/7/2025, 5:26:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social bed beard…. It’s a thing… 🤦‍♂️

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16/7/2025, 8:39:14 AM | 66 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social it’s a bit warm even for the devil….

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12/7/2025, 10:00:49 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social Betty and her boyfriend Doug… very cute together..

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8/7/2025, 1:58:11 PM | 56 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

🤷🏼‍♂️like this was never gonna happen, the tool flip flops on everything. Absolute womble.

7/7/2025, 7:01:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Cos old people…. They’ll be dead soon… why waste money on them… America you are truly fucked. The rest of the world is watching and we’re appalled.

3/7/2025, 6:32:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s disgusting. No more no less. There’s a special place in imaginary hell for these terrible sycophantic people. They should be ashamed.

3/7/2025, 6:19:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social Betty aka ‘the hedgehog worrier’ looking all fancy after a trip to the beauty salon today. #tickets #fancyfly

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24/6/2025, 7:41:08 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social turns out we DO NOT like carp… lots of barking and trying to leap at least 10feet into deep water… dogs will always dog. Betty aka the koi carp hater, I still love her though!

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12/6/2025, 6:54:45 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social Betty, aka the biscuit thief, meets new love of her life, Finn.

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8/6/2025, 2:36:07 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolute pair of fucking Walter’s. Disgusting.

7/6/2025, 9:21:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

I just wanna see his hands….. MS13… really?..the orange one needs proof… 🤦‍♂️

7/6/2025, 9:01:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you make this?👆🏼much kudos if so….

5/6/2025, 4:19:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is weak and ineffective, imagine trying to translate any conversation he’s having… THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!! I mean let’s face it you could start on trade and end on Gary players cock…

5/6/2025, 4:18:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this!! So fuckin true….

5/6/2025, 4:16:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 3:00:32 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social little dog picking up leaves….

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5/6/2025, 1:24:00 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like he’s takin a shit… dirty orange bellend.

4/6/2025, 6:46:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuckin cowards.

4/6/2025, 6:16:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The shart of the deal….. 💩

4/6/2025, 5:26:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s a little belter….

4/6/2025, 2:55:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Nearly… she’s a full grown miniature schnauzer called Betty…

4/6/2025, 2:18:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Forget the sound! Was listening to a podcast !!!

3/6/2025, 8:15:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/6/2025, 5:56:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social bit breezy today…..

3/6/2025, 5:56:40 PM | 76 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Likely fell whilst in a ket hole…

31/5/2025, 4:46:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe they’re similar tasting….. 😉

24/5/2025, 8:34:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna be amazing, follow up pics please….

24/5/2025, 7:28:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing!

22/5/2025, 4:34:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/5/2025, 8:08:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social the devil enjoying the sunshine. She’s so damn cute.

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21/5/2025, 5:59:20 PM | 87 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Shot myself with a nail gun in B&Q. Im in the trade.

20/5/2025, 3:20:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social

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18/5/2025, 1:52:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Shittest joke ever. And by that I mean ‘ending the war in 24 hrs’ . Not tRump, although he’s also very shit. Like, dogshit in your sandals shit, or catshit in your car shit. Both some nasty shit. He’s just a shit. 💩

17/5/2025, 7:33:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah ha , great, this will all be sorted in a jiffy….

17/5/2025, 7:29:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

One week.

17/5/2025, 6:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a city fan, but boy did they deserve this. Much love Palace.

17/5/2025, 6:18:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social choices were made….

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17/5/2025, 6:20:25 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@dogs.bsky.social not a morning girl….

16/5/2025, 6:36:05 AM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

Why the fuck does the orange dodger salute everyone?

16/5/2025, 6:02:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@dogs.bsky.social tonight the devil will mostly pretend to be very cute. I’m not having it.

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15/5/2025, 8:20:04 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

He literally sucks trumps chode. A disgusting, faithless human, who If god does exist will certainly find out at the pearly gates. I’m borderline reassessing my religious leanings to hope …. Hell follows for this nasty little melt.

14/5/2025, 6:36:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jindi el-Ta7reer 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇿🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 🇸🇯 🇵🇸 🇪🇺 (@jindielta7reer.bsky.social) reposted

If a political party is authoritarian, disregards the rule of law, white supremacist, and uses violence to achieve its political goals. That's not a political party, that's a terrorist organization.

14/5/2025, 4:47:15 PM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/5/2025, 6:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic British comedy, Paul and Richard, masterpiece…

14/5/2025, 6:18:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social the devil loves the beach….. chased an oyster catcher shortly after this. Love this little monster.

14/5/2025, 4:23:24 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social) reply parent

C’mon sir just one more…

13/5/2025, 6:24:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup, fat kids make great comedians. Ya fat little funny fuckers.

11/5/2025, 7:40:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it that a terminal illness is going to quickly take him? Asking for a shit ton of people….

11/5/2025, 7:37:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Manx Smurf (@davedixon.bsky.social)

@dogs.bsky.social not sure about the hose!

11/5/2025, 6:09:59 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@dogs.bsky.social what you got dad? Toast and marmalade devil, want some?

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