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David D

@daveed75.bsky.social

Film industry guy. Making jokes the rest of the time. 🇨🇦

created November 18, 2024

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Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Will the epstein files be there?

2/9/2025, 3:18:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

MySpace, probably. And letting my Neopets die lonely deaths while there.

2/9/2025, 2:44:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump may not get a Nobel, but he could take the gold in Can Kicking

2/9/2025, 2:16:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted

“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower

1/9/2025, 7:23:04 PM | 7690 2525 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the better changes tbh

2/9/2025, 2:05:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marie-Pierre Cleret (@marie-pierre.bsky.social) reposted

Just to be clear: Even posthumously — #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles Let’s NOT let the issue die with the corpse.

1/9/2025, 9:55:37 PM | 37 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It's not dying, im just on vacation

1/9/2025, 9:07:39 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not dying, im just on vacation

1/9/2025, 9:07:39 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, I remember having to swap out disks just to play C&C 95, and now you need to get portable hard drives if you have more than a phones worth of videos to archive. Fundamentally, I get it, but its just kinda funny to me.

27/8/2025, 7:43:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

Something that just now occurred to me while working on a new project for myself. While tech has come so far, and media storage has grown exponentially while getting smaller, it seems we've never gotten away from the need of having multiple drives for different things. Cuz file sizes grew too.

27/8/2025, 7:41:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

The complete works of William Shakespeare (abridged)[revised]...again...the teaser

27/8/2025, 2:33:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

Who did this?

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26/8/2025, 10:38:10 PM | 14777 3566 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you suppose he explains his music/music videos to his grandkids eh?

26/8/2025, 3:46:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Walter Donovan chose poorly.
26/8/2025, 3:43:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

@mark-carney.bsky.social @anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social needs to be more than words and platitudes to address this. You can only say "unacceptable" so many times before it loses any meaning. Sanctions are long overdue

26/8/2025, 2:43:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

Disgusting. A double strike on a hospital. Killing journalists and a second strike on the same spot while people are recovering bodies. That's not a military target. That's not tactical. That can only be deliberately targeting civilians. Fucking atrocious.

26/8/2025, 2:40:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the only way

26/8/2025, 1:17:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Feathered Stone (@stonefeathers.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, IT’S everywhere because gay people exist everywhere. How did you Explain to your grandkids what a pimp is and what women are doing rubbing up on each other in YOUR videos hypocrite it’s simple gay people have kids with IVF or adoption. So disappointed nypost.com/2025/08/25/e...

25/8/2025, 2:50:55 PM | 7088 1022 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen worse honestly

25/8/2025, 12:11:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's not forget Nancy Mace

24/8/2025, 4:22:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

That's giving some real morbius energy. Maybe if they had put it in theatres again people would've gone to see it, cuz we were all busy the first time

23/8/2025, 5:20:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

I really don't understand these people. Like, they lose their fucking minds when some brand gets a new minimalist logo, but then gets all butt hurt when people cancel their prime subscription because Bezos is a sycophant. Pick a damn lane snowflakes

23/8/2025, 4:35:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Did she also say that "hes doing s great job and doesn't have a tiny penis"? Cuz that would make sense

23/8/2025, 4:21:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm fucking trying over here

Stephen
23/8/2025, 1:47:14 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Fell head first right into a couch. Hell of a thing

23/8/2025, 1:16:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Gottem

23/8/2025, 1:14:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Orrrr, hear me out, we all go down together like it's a wild west shoot out. Sounds fun, right?

23/8/2025, 1:10:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

The day we were no longer able to slam phones down or shut, the world started to collapse. Can't slam the little hang up button

22/8/2025, 2:34:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Disagree, I swear that guy got arrested a few weeks ago

22/8/2025, 4:15:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty confident hes incapable of that given the tone of the press conferences hes already had since being handed his by-election win. He's still saying shit like "a conservative government will..." like, bitch, there is no con gov't and there won't be for a while.

22/8/2025, 1:16:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

This is gonna be an annoying, nasally few months while he continues to constantly campaign because he doesn't know how to do anything else, but there's no fucking way he survives the leadership review in January, especially if hes not changing his whiney piss ant tone

21/8/2025, 4:00:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

Holy fuck, Alberta, you see what you've done, you let this nutsack back in, and now we gotta hear this prick campaign until atleast January even though there's no fucking election. "A conservative government would"... do fucking nothing. You wanna do shit? Propose actual legislation, or fuck off.

21/8/2025, 5:06:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Gonna hazard a guess that it was roughly one Party Sub

20/8/2025, 4:47:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

This should be SF's version of elf on a shelf

20/8/2025, 4:45:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

💯

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20/8/2025, 10:22:12 AM | 9526 4231 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Think they'd let you move to Vancouver?

20/8/2025, 3:33:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Now, I know it's not the most stand-out thing in his statement, but it feels necessary to point out that museums, generally, are not for "future" things...

20/8/2025, 3:31:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

Nice. @hankgreen.bsky.social

I have 69 socks in 'Focus Friend'
20/8/2025, 2:54:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

The coldest, wettest, slimeyest of takes about CGI

20/8/2025, 2:55:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 2:38:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

You get six?

20/8/2025, 2:30:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it has to be asked, since Don doesn't drive, does that mean he thought he was voting illegally all this time? Is that why he thinks there's so much voter fraud?

19/8/2025, 6:05:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

Fuck sakes Alberta... we got rid of this nutsack once already and you just let him back in. Just once, consider voting in your best interest rather than just blindly voting conservative

19/8/2025, 4:48:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumber than MAX?

19/8/2025, 4:32:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

Here's a version that was archived. archive.org/details/60-m...

17/8/2025, 11:25:38 PM | 3085 1441 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably one of these guys

A text exchange with a pig butcher scammer, where the scammer simply opens with
17/8/2025, 5:19:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, we stopped calling them weird?

17/8/2025, 5:08:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Sauce Monkey says Listen to '100% Eat'
17/8/2025, 4:30:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck is up with Lil donnie's hair? His dad's allegedly a "billionaire" but still only got bowl cuts? Fucking worse than Guy Gardner

17/8/2025, 4:22:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flemming Erik Carlson (@flemmingcarlson.bsky.social) reposted

Friend sent me this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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16/8/2025, 6:54:29 PM | 19530 4328 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Selfishly, I was fully prepared to buy alternative flights (AC is never my first choice anyway) however it was quite difficult to find alternate routes, and I'm thankful and relieved I can still avoid the US to get where im going

16/8/2025, 9:27:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

I figured as much

16/8/2025, 8:40:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

K. Spoken like the kind of mother fucker that sits in the passing lane going 10 under the speed limit. Move aside, dunce.

16/8/2025, 8:00:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

Finally got around to watching #EyesOfWakanda. I really enjoyed this little anthology series. Beautiful animation style. Shame that this one really seemed to fly under the radar.

16/8/2025, 5:58:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

Hol'up a minute. The guy who lost his license to practice psychiatry because he was telling depressed people to "kys" is taking a mental health break? Fuck. All. The. Way. Off. (U too, PP)

16/8/2025, 1:36:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Or blocking both sides of the escalator. Move the fuck over to the right damnit!

15/8/2025, 8:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Or she's equally implicated in the epstein files and is making sure she's just staying around for self preservation

15/8/2025, 2:56:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

The.. aLifestyle?

15/8/2025, 2:55:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Buyers remorse, I get it

15/8/2025, 1:30:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, he kinda already is. Didn't he just sell out alaska

15/8/2025, 1:07:34 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

*and got the fuck out of Ukraine.

15/8/2025, 1:06:59 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit, I was right?!

14/8/2025, 11:47:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait what? Do they feel emasculated by a subway 6-inch or what?

14/8/2025, 11:41:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

Lots of Spider-man Brand New Day set photos going around. No one's talking about the real story.

Spider-man (MENACE!) grabbing a child's arm. Other top stories include Mac Gargan being VINDICATED, and The Great Mayor Fisk continues to be hassled by the FAKE Epstein news.
14/8/2025, 11:27:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

The fucking irony of seeing a casting call post on Facebook, using a stock image of an AI generated person

14/8/2025, 2:50:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, nobody driving a midlife crisis car looks hot, regardless of the model. But I can independently verify your statement.

14/8/2025, 1:21:55 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

The art of the deal bro

14/8/2025, 1:19:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Would those imprinted beskar slabs be currency of some kind? Or did they just brand them for fun?

14/8/2025, 1:16:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm confused, shouldn't that be Doctor Crusher?

13/8/2025, 3:52:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

He would hate it. And that's probably what you need, someone who doesn't want the job

13/8/2025, 2:18:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 2:01:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the actual percentage now? Gotta be pushing 40 at this point

13/8/2025, 2:00:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Cant imagine why it didn't work out for her

13/8/2025, 5:04:17 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

You're damn right they are haha

12/8/2025, 11:51:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Tbf, i was in a production office in vancouver the other day and saw at least 2 actors milling about

12/8/2025, 2:33:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Notable that this didn't happen because of the whole mechahitler thing

12/8/2025, 1:17:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

They also took over the white house

11/8/2025, 2:40:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

What's 'Mars' mad about?

10/8/2025, 6:45:44 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Śẻήơɼ Wơƙẻ Ảś Pɦưƈƙ 🇺🇲 ✌️ ❤️ 🚴 🤿 🚣‍♂️ 🌈 🇺🇦 (@senorwokeasphuck.bsky.social) reposted

🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

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9/8/2025, 2:56:01 PM | 11486 2297 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

Show me your getaway vehicle

10/8/2025, 2:18:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Stolen.

10/8/2025, 2:10:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social)

"I didn't hear no bell" Yea, cuz you were knocked the fuck out when it rung

9/8/2025, 2:59:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Yuuuuuup As much as I'd love to visit extended family, Disneyland, or even LDAC, im sure af not doing it any time soon

9/8/2025, 2:54:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, ya see, they probably also have AI making all those decisions up the chain. They don't give a fuck lol

9/8/2025, 5:49:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry, no, my toaster oven gets smoky at 200f after 2 minutes

9/8/2025, 3:07:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally watching this. Uncensored F-Bomb Ellen, might be my favourite thing.

9/8/2025, 12:10:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet, im gonna be in 2 books in less than a year

8/8/2025, 11:26:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Swapping Crimea and Donetsk back to Ukraine?

8/8/2025, 9:47:43 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Also fuck Manitoba and Nunavut i guess

8/8/2025, 9:44:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

How does it fuck up Saskatchewans borders

8/8/2025, 9:42:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show. Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up, Mar🐫

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Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Entirely possible

8/8/2025, 5:42:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it cuz you're syndicated so you say the words out loud enough that it just assumes?

8/8/2025, 4:19:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Victor Lucas (@victorlucas.bsky.social) reposted

Pass it on. #EPClassic #PlayForever

8/8/2025, 3:54:35 AM | 38 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok so, quick question, assuming the connotations of "Christian Heritage Party" wtf would be the difference between them and the PPC?

8/8/2025, 4:00:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

Tacky-Attack

8/8/2025, 3:58:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

All of us right now

8/8/2025, 3:56:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

The witness testimony won't be great for his ego bsky.app/profile/dave...

8/8/2025, 3:39:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

More like talking to Jordan Peterson

8/8/2025, 3:37:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David D (@daveed75.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck is up with that upside down bar graph

8/8/2025, 3:19:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view