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kororā (parody)

@davejac.bsky.social

Mostly warhammer dwarves and bikes with occasional chemistry trains soil and groundwater contamination waste policy space wolves and Waikato nationalism frequently defeated by the nespresso machine he/him Kirikiriroa, Aotearoa/New Zealand

created July 1, 2023

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Profile picture The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted

Irish writer Sally Rooney said she was advised not to enter the U.K. to receive a literary prize this week, for fear of arrest over her support for Palestine Action, which was banned under British terrorism laws.

20/9/2025, 1:00:08 AM | 329 101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Sometimes I’m in the glasses shop and I think these are glasses that would only be worn by someone with the most obnoxious political views you can think of

20/9/2025, 12:55:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted

Onion headline: Video-Game Character Feeling Healthier After Eating Turkey Leg Off Ground
20/9/2025, 12:07:50 AM | 1826 192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Every day I plea for a locked account here

19/9/2025, 9:18:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squidge Rugby (@squidgerugby.bsky.social) reposted

Rouet pre-match "I'm not worried about New Zealand" to Pelletier post-match "It's just fun to play rugby". Canada don't give a shit about anything but balling and it's incredible.

19/9/2025, 7:59:53 PM | 104 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squidge Rugby (@squidgerugby.bsky.social) reposted

Dismissively saying "I'm not worried about New Zealand" is an all-time coldest pre-match coach line from Kevin Rouet

19/9/2025, 5:54:02 PM | 47 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

this person did nothing wrong

19/9/2025, 7:58:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Ayy, I'm a left-wing Hades 26 with a fresh .380

19/9/2025, 7:56:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Good game Canada, hope you go all the way next week

19/9/2025, 7:52:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squidge Rugby (@squidgerugby.bsky.social) reposted

This is one of the greatest all-court, all-team performances ever put in by a rugby team.

19/9/2025, 7:47:52 PM | 130 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

I'm not sure how but this is all Razor's fault.

19/9/2025, 7:38:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Well at least we won't need to get up at stupid o'clock to watch the final

19/9/2025, 7:05:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

At least this is better than last weekend

19/9/2025, 6:44:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

No don’t tell me this

19/9/2025, 6:32:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

What are some good slurs for Canadians I need to know what to yell at the TV

19/9/2025, 6:27:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoping single cast iron is less fragile than that but it’s sitting on the stove making sure it doesn’t matter

19/9/2025, 5:59:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

(In all seriousness if I move this before it’s cooled down I’m going to wear my steel cap gum boots)

19/9/2025, 4:32:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Looking to avoid pulling a @lewsos.bsky.social

A pot of oil heating up
19/9/2025, 4:31:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Always gonna vote for someone who's been a long serving council staffer

19/9/2025, 3:05:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Mostly just glad my vibe sensor is on track with the WRC team

19/9/2025, 2:59:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Louise Hutt (@saycheeselouise.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If I might just add, super important to use FOUR VOTES for regional. Chris Hughes (current regional councillor for Hamilton) doesn't think anyone uses the buses, doesn't wanna fund them, etc etc. My votes went to Angela Strange, Jen Nickel, Bruce Clarkson, and Bala Tikkisetty.

19/9/2025, 2:53:38 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Mayor: Thompson, Huata, Taylor Keep Maaori wards HCC: Marks, Humphreys, van Oosten, Casey-Cox, Hunt, Moroney, Strange, Ng, Macindoe, Karalus, Hamilton, Nand, Talbot, Afeaki WRC: Clarkson, Strange, Nickel, Tikkisetty

19/9/2025, 2:39:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/drbe...

19/9/2025, 2:08:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

"I should not know who Pete Buttigieg is. In a just world, the name Bari Weiss would mean as much to me as Nordic runes. This goes for people who actually might read Nordic runes too. No Swede deserves to be burdened with this knowledge."

19/9/2025, 1:35:05 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

pinned tweet www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/i-sh...

19/9/2025, 1:31:52 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nate O (@nateo.bsky.social) reposted

Man, I dunno, all the evangelicals I met outside the abortion clinic I was escorting at were screaming at me for hours and our training involved ensuring no protestor knew where we parked our cars because they might identify us and put us on a kill list, and all I did was hold up an umbrella

18/9/2025, 4:16:30 PM | 140 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Shane, no! … what? Sorry, force of habit. Stuart, no! www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

18/9/2025, 6:33:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Roger Douglas doesn't want Nicola Willis to quit for the same reasons you want her to quit fam

18/9/2025, 4:12:44 AM | 35 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

How the fuck are primary industries down 0.7% butter is $10 a block and mince is $20 a kg www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...

17/9/2025, 11:09:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

(I assume sky shoots 60 fps)

17/9/2025, 9:29:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Guy from SANZAAR watching and counting to make sure they don't use over 1,800 still images.

17/9/2025, 9:19:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted

amazing work by the D World Food Triangle, per usual

17/9/2025, 4:54:02 PM | 1167 108 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Incidental to the photo

17/9/2025, 5:50:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

17/9/2025, 5:02:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

A jar of peanut butter and chilli crisp oil
17/9/2025, 4:58:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted

The times are incredibly precedented, it’s just that they have typically preceded even worse times

17/9/2025, 2:23:09 AM | 271 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a market of like, 50 New Zealanders for it.

17/9/2025, 12:14:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yes love how this is working out for you

16/9/2025, 11:15:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

H and G assisted by the fact you can get an americanised version of almost all the other areas

16/9/2025, 11:01:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

D, G, H, F, A or E then the other one, C, B

16/9/2025, 10:58:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wait expanding it showed my battery saver thing over the top of your battery icon

16/9/2025, 10:54:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Noticed this this morning I think it’s a battery saver thing

16/9/2025, 10:53:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted

and it is all because of the presidency of donald trump, who was a fucking joke as late as 2014

16/9/2025, 10:49:57 PM | 335 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

16/9/2025, 1:24:01 PM | 20024 2706 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats!

16/9/2025, 6:32:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Did not get a photo of the final product but the leftovers turned into a pie

A pie
16/9/2025, 5:42:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Louise Hutt (@saycheeselouise.bsky.social) reposted

Look, did a bunch of us organise to have a pro Māori wards billboard on the same sign Hobson’s Pledge put their bullshit? Absolutely. Did we all put our names to it cause we're community leaders staunch in our position? Absolutely.

A photo grid of 12 Hamilton community leaders, with their names underneath, with the text Decide Together, Thrive Together. VOTE to keep Māori Wards.
16/9/2025, 4:26:01 AM | 204 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Louise Hutt (@saycheeselouise.bsky.social) reposted

I appreciate this reporting so much, but man I wish everywhere else in the country got as much focus as Wellington. We desperately need more funding for local reporting - because it's happening everywhere but because it's not reported on, people can't see it.

15/9/2025, 9:11:16 PM | 17 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

The yoda going back for more olives meme except it’s me and frozen dumplings

16/9/2025, 1:05:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Swiss guard seems a good idea

15/9/2025, 7:31:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

What are some ideas for a renaissance italy costume

15/9/2025, 7:21:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s at a more comfortable length than I thought it would be, and despite not being able to touch the ground while on the seat mounting and dismounting is easier than I thought

15/9/2025, 4:14:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually fully extended the leg opposed to yeah I can kinda say I’ve got it fully extended

15/9/2025, 3:55:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

total synthesis from readily available materials is back on the menu boys

15/9/2025, 2:43:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

I read about it in a book a while ago but I’m just going to give it a good try and see what happens

14/9/2025, 9:48:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Does mean I am going to need to work out proper mounting and demounting

14/9/2025, 8:51:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

To the surprise of no one except me raising my bike seat by about 2 cm does make a positive difference

14/9/2025, 8:39:41 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Wonder how much Cher got for the uber eats ad

14/9/2025, 8:10:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Petition for the government to spend $45m from the events fund to get deftones and NIN to play a double header in Auckland

14/9/2025, 6:04:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucks sake can’t even cheat right

14/9/2025, 3:54:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

If Ben O’Thief can’t rig this in favour of Tasman what even is the point of him

14/9/2025, 3:47:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

They should invent a plastic container you don’t have to dry with paper towels when you take it out of the dishwasher

14/9/2025, 2:01:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Should I be using tomato in a cast iron pot? Probably not but cope and seethe foodies

Stew about to go into the oven
14/9/2025, 12:30:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

It is stew time

Ingredients for the stew
14/9/2025, 12:02:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

All Blacks pivot when

13/9/2025, 7:13:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

New Zealand really benefited from years of having the competitive advantage of no one else really giving a fuck about rugby to the extent we do

13/9/2025, 9:55:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Mods are asleep post rare fosters

Ian foster with blue laser eyes
13/9/2025, 9:49:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

The man does make it much harder to dislike them as a team

13/9/2025, 9:11:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

God I wish we had some decent rugby writing and reporting in this country.

13/9/2025, 9:05:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

the bill de blasio onion headline meme, with a picture of ian foster, captioned
13/9/2025, 8:54:17 AM | 40 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Can't even get the Will Jordan try

13/9/2025, 8:52:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Need the black ferns to come and rescue what's a shithouse night for new zealand sport

13/9/2025, 8:46:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

that's right

13/9/2025, 8:38:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Wellington remains cursed for the All Blacks

13/9/2025, 8:36:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Cant keep getting your scrums monstered like that lads

13/9/2025, 8:13:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Blindside as well it’s the least exciting position in the forward pack

13/9/2025, 7:39:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

(Sad trombone noise)

13/9/2025, 7:22:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Hot take: just do the anthem in one language because this shit drags

13/9/2025, 7:03:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Best hooker try I’ve seen in a minute

13/9/2025, 4:25:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted

Warhammer is harm reduction

13/9/2025, 1:10:59 AM | 808 135 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

12/9/2025, 6:57:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rassie smashing a white monster
12/9/2025, 6:46:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture André Brett (@drdrehistorian.bsky.social) reposted

Popped into Perth’s excellent Crow Books after lunch and made a very @davejac.bsky.social approved purchase

Cadillac Desert by Marc Reisner
12/9/2025, 6:39:47 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

God damn yes sir 🫡

12/9/2025, 6:41:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Just saw Rassie smashing a white monster on the news

12/9/2025, 6:39:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

🫡

11/9/2025, 9:57:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted

apropos of this, people who want to sound smart are like "READ THE ART OF WAR BRO ITS SO IMPORTANT BRO" and if you actually read it Sun Tzu is like "do not rely on your army stealing food from the locals. there won't be enough and they will revolt on you. bring your own food. this is important"

11/9/2025, 9:09:40 PM | 788 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

First plasma donation! Definitely takes the whole time, and while I’m fine it’s definitely more noticeable than a blood donation (I think big thing is to keep super hydrated). Positive experience will do again.

11/9/2025, 9:46:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

Cheese cheese cheese

Cheese and crackers
11/9/2025, 8:27:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Blood blood blood

An NZBlood blood donation centre sign
11/9/2025, 8:01:46 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture freecialis (@freecialis.bsky.social) reposted

cj @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said
11/9/2025, 5:06:08 PM | 2451 514 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Wild Charlie Kirk is 31

11/9/2025, 1:41:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

New blowback trailer dropped too

10/9/2025, 7:52:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture josh boerman (@bosh.worstpossible.world) reposted reply parent

it's so funny that charlie kirk is going to be primarily remembered as the franz ferdinand of the second american civil war

10/9/2025, 7:36:37 PM | 62 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jezebel (@jezebeldotcom.bsky.social) reposted

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

8/9/2025, 4:52:36 PM | 7224 1852 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) reposted

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

10/9/2025, 6:59:04 PM | 6996 3671 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social) reply parent

(sitting around a post-apocalyptic campfire, burning the last think we have to burn and slowly freezing and starving to death) you know what really sucks about this? I never got to see Wonderwall live

10/9/2025, 3:04:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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swear to god if this fucks up the oasis tour www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

10/9/2025, 3:02:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kororā (parody) (@davejac.bsky.social)

Pro: have a good biking spot for just a quick half hour ride if needed (the velodrome) Con: I've spotted some magpies hanging round and it's september

9/9/2025, 9:05:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted

If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too

9/9/2025, 5:02:19 PM | 2580 339 | View on Bluesky | view