Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
It finally happened. I saw a parent showing her daughter, an incoming student, where the classrooms are in the building. (Classes start tomorrow.) I recognized the mother as a former student of mine.
Organic chemist, enzymologist, professor, cat dad. PEI ➡️ Queen's U ➡️ UIUC ➡️ USask. 🇨🇦✌️🙂 (he/him)
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It finally happened. I saw a parent showing her daughter, an incoming student, where the classrooms are in the building. (Classes start tomorrow.) I recognized the mother as a former student of mine.
Janet Hill (@saskajanet.bsky.social) reposted
Well just look who decided to cut me some slack #birds
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Enough blood to last the winter! 🧛♂️
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Too long for students to read 😭
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice!!! 🪶
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😁
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine so!
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That’s where everyone is having them these days 🥁
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
Happy Labour Day to all who get one and all who should. Mine is off to an appropriate start! 😽 💤
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck! It doesn’t always feel like a privilege, but you’re right that it is. Have fun 😀
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Wearing a toga would be a great affectation. Your evaluations would improve because “toga guy”
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob Dole doesn’t need this
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
This movie is hilarious. You don’t have to be a birder to love it (but it helps)!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
I also cannot believe it. That sounds unconstitutional. Certainly unconscionable.
Chad :mstdn: (@chad.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy) reposted
Margaret Atwood claps back to having The Handmaid’s Tale banned from Alberta schools by the UCP. It’s so good. #ableg #abpoli #abed
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
Definite vampire vibe here! “Here are the musicians I hired.” 🧛 🧛♀️ 🧛♂️
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
I love seeing those big orange pelican feet! South Saskatchewan River’s most famous inhabitants never disappoint 🪶😊
Jen Sorensen (@jensorensen.bsky.social) reposted
This week's comic, inspired by a study showing that AI summaries on top of search results are dramatically cutting traffic to websites.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s just enjoying a nice weekend… at Bernie’s
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🧙♀️!!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don’t know any sports teams, socks is the highest probability answer 😅
Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Time will tell if it’s the worst QB room ever, but Pepperidge Farm remembers the Patriots QB rooms from 1990–1992.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr will be the first to say ‘Rump got vaccinated so 🤷♂️’
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
“DeDe!!!”
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Sending best wishes for a safe return!!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
“You should listen to Billy Zane. He’s a cool guy.”
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why I feel good about leaving carcasses on the front lawn 😜
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
“Graphic media” 😆
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone sees Vance for what he is. I look forward to his Wormtongue fate.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re going to need a bigger fridge
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
OMG tell him it’s a submarine parade!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Nebuch would never
Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Daniel Durocher (@durocher1.bsky.social) reposted
JOB ALERT 🚨 We are hiring TWO principal investigators in cell, molecular, systems, or chemical biology in Toronto, Canada at @sinaihealth.bsky.social. We provide a generous startup, fully funded salary and academic appointment at U of Toronto. www.nature.com/naturecareer... Please repost!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Patriots plan for swing tackle was 3 DBs in a trench coat
Joseph Moran (@moranlabchem.bsky.social) reposted
@uottawa.ca is hiring a Full Professor and Tier 1 CRC in Sustainable Catalyst Design. Ability to teach inorganic and organometallic chemistry especially welcome. Comes with dedicated funding, teaching reduction, and substantial startup funds. Ottawa is a great place to live! tinyurl.com/bdcm5hw6
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Nepo pedagogy 😉
Saavik Ford (@saavikford.bsky.social) reposted
Starting my TWENTIETH fall semester teaching tomorrow and the cartoon still applies:
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Some gags stick with you for 40 years… 😁
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this the Secret Santa episode where Johnny Slash gets “Fennifer?”
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Pic on the right looks like it could be from the Hoth snowman
Ryan Brook, PhD. Chairman of the Boar (@ryankbrook.bsky.social) reposted
Trying to figure out the mystery of who bent over the T-post that my trail camera is attached to. There have been a couple of subtle clues.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the face-plant nap
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
#chemjobs en français 🇨🇦
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe something you say when trying to generate trade interest.
amy brown (@amybrown.xyz) reposted
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Trish Dukes (@trishdukes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This was a thing. I had John Cougar Melonhead on my wall for YEARS!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
Seriously think the inflatable T-rex suit is one of the greatest inventions of this century.
secondlina // Lord of Crows // Dragoncon table 500 (@secondlina.com) reposted
Grim Reaper [ 1 ] Part 1 or 2.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
Flicker in the birdbath please drink free The water is nice as you can see Can I take you to a yard that’s got nice flowers You can fly away when you’re done drinking
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
"And he told me to get out there and win one more for the Pluffer."
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 (@minibubbly.bsky.social) reposted
Dalhousie locks out profs, other faculty members over contract dispute Union represents nearly 1,000 professors, instructors, librarians and professional counsellors #Halifax #NovaScotia www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Alex Speed (@awhspeed.bsky.social) reposted
Give us a squawk if you support us! I'm currently locked out from my job, along with 1000+ other DFA members. I'll be picketing on Queen Street, from 7:30 - 9:30 M-F until this is resolved.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
I moved to Bluesky shortly after Musk's takeover. I suspect many that came here didn't like the BS of Twitter – all the bots & randos that drove up numbers. Adjusting to one-tenth the engagement was hard at first, but it's quality over quantity, IMO. I'd like #chemsky to thrive, with more trainees.
Martin Stoermer (@martinstoermer.bsky.social) reposted
Well it’s chemistry of course. The reason why organic chemists historically make p-tosylates rather than the simpler benzenesulfonates is that p-tosyl chloride is a cheap byproduct from saccharin synthesis. The ortho isomer is used for saccharin. #chemsky 🧪
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow your heart 🎸
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweet
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Next you’ll tell me method acting doesn’t include the meth
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Asbestos is bad, actually
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
A gyro for our times
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Add more Chappell Roan, which I understand is a type of pony
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
K será será!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
I blame young people!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Seconded. Sound up for the full enjoyment!
Stu (@randballsstu.bsky.social) reposted
Man that took AWHILE
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t seen this film in >30 years, so I can only vouch for the content so far… 🤣
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Desert Hearts?
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
*Starts nailing theses to the Chem-cathedral door*
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a tall order! I started thinking if movies and going “nope, trauma, nope, trauma…” Four Weddings and a Funeral has an actual functional, happy in love gay couple. It’s the titular funeral, of course, but it is a nice funeral. 🤷♂️
Erin Goley (@goleylab.bsky.social) reposted
Beautiful mural honoring Henrietta Lacks painted by Baltimore community members popped up near Hopkins med campus recently.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
A man from the Scilly Isles Suffered greatly from chronic piles But the burning down there Could hardly compare To the shit in the Epstein files
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
*Trombone solo*
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
All the single owls 🎶
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you know this muffin, man?
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone should sandwich that guy
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Bam-ba-lam!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
Gnatmaster! Cut faster!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry for your loss. And yes, carpe diem.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw, I’m so sorry. Mara sounds like a good friend.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Frank Costanza voice: “Sorority now!”
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
This seems bad, but I'm equally concerned that he may have been bitten by some sort of Joe-Paterno-zombie.
Birds Canada (@birdscanada.bsky.social) reposted
In early June, Birds Canada Board Member and long-time supporter Janet Hill (@saskajanet.bsky.social) joined our team on a grasslands conservation tour across southern Saskatchewan. Learn how science, innovation, and partnerships are making a difference for grassland birds: tinyurl.com/2j92txnt
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social)
“Apparatuses” is a weird word to look at, but apparati, alas, is not a word. I like that one of the the suggested synonyms is “contraptions”. Would love to use that in a manuscript!
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
Any Alien movie, scene 1.
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm totally seeing it!
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting theonion.com/man-who...
Dave Palmer (@davepalmerusask.bsky.social) reply parent
altchemjobs?