Nope. Just nope.
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Nope. Just nope.
Read through the thread and have fun, man. Drill like you fight and fight like you drill.
Will it be dead then? Please say yes.
They use electro-ejacualtion to collect from endangered felines. A simple google search would have improved your bullshit.
Slept in my Greenday shirt, woke up when September ended.
That’s odd. You’d think that an annual would include full bloodwork, just to be sure.
PT was rough today. Took me a half hour to put clean sheets on the bed. Stupid shoulder.
Hey, has anyone asked Bill Maher what he thinks now? No? Good. Fuck that guy.
Did… Did no one tell them???
Goddammit, he’s not dead. Shit.
Perfectly healthy man 1/2 hour late for the press announcement from inside his home. Nothing wrong here, folks. It’s all fine.
Yeah, it was awesome. Thank you.
fry in 50/50 veg/peanut If you don’t soak the chicken first, bread, dip in milk and egg wash, bread again. Fry at 350° in as deep a pan as possible.
I’d like that. I go 3 cups self-rising flour, 1/2 cornmeal, 1/2 cup breadcrumbs, salt, pepper, powdered garlic, Italian seasoning all to taste (depends on supplies and mood) Sliced and chunked boneless chicken breasts, soaked in milk for at least 3 hours prior. Remove, mix in 2 eggs, soak again,…
Two completely different batches and some smoked prime rib because why not? Yeah, I’d love that. I do believe we are quite far apart. Maybe someday.
Almost. Space Force Command to be moved to Alabama because he says so. Tomorrow is the 10 Epstein victims presser. That’s the one I want to hear about.
No there wasn’t. That was his in-person debriefing from his handler. Business as usual from the moment it was over.
Fuck off, Josh Pribe. You’ll never see fried chicken as good as mine. Ever.
Yeah man. I think his name was Allen. Probably thriving on Mastodon or Reddit.
This is funny because I’ve seen it happen on various platforms. Most of the time, the girl blocks the guy and he eventually goes away.
Please, for the benefit of everyone reading, explain what “ Mastery” of this legendary skill entails?
Who’s Amy?
Throw Gary From The Train
Brilliant.
I remember reading up on this guy. While they were investigating him, they got his kid for child porn. Both are nuttier than a fruitcake.
My next effort will be in a cast iron skillet approx 10”. I’ll post pics.
Somewhere on BlueSky, a man named Gary is feeling a little butthurt. “Ruined? More like improved.”
See, this is what I saw. Doesn’t say that here.
Ah. All I saw was the worst tiger picture ever. But thanks.
That is a giant AI tiger with its tongue out for no reason other than the AI thought it was funny. I guess. Do better.
I’d swear it was chicken tikka masala but I’m just an American so what do I know.
Congratulations to @billthepony The most owned MFr on BlueSky today. Yeah, you’ll block me but at least I know that the particular dish you misspelled was invented in Englandland, and I’m an American. Enjoy your number of mutes, blocks, and all of the ridicule.
There’s still time to delete this, man. You can do it.
Wings
Thank you!
Partially. My physical therapist says I am right on schedule as far as my recovery goes, but I still can’t lift anything more than a pound with my right arm.
If anybody plays #BoomBeach , I have four slots open on my Task Force. It’s called Nonsense. Come play.
Thank you!
Just found this account, really good videos of Florida shores and waterways.
@seethroughcanoe.bsky.social Hey there. I saw your awesome video and followed, and also saw your comment about a lack of engagement. There are ways to increase that, but it’s on you. This place is what you make of it. If you follow more, interact more, it’ll come. Great videos, BTW.
Yeah, I might have shitty political takes but my very first Yorkshire Puddings have gotten over 30 likes so take that!
I had the same thought even after I clicked on the profile, but didn’t voice it.
Definitely a dick.
Hit up lapideus. That’s the creator.
Fuck you too
Is this a compliment? Because it seems like it’s not.
-exhales large cloud of blue/grey smoke- That’s how you start a holiday
Stuff I’m looking forward to seeing in the second season of #Fallout Goodsprings The Snowglobe Collection Deathclaws Mole Rats Dinky The Dinosaur
Maybe take a hit of this Sativa as well. That’ll clear your head. Good morning.
Time for coffee and a morning bowl. How shitty is that take?
I got added to a list called “Shitty political takes”. Well sure, but did you see my Yorkshire Puddings? Did you watch and listen to me sing Happy Birthday to my friend? Shitty political takes are just a bonus.
Don’t give them any ideas.
How are you doing, sir?
Well, now I want a croissant. Can’t get one at 2:30am here. Dammit.
I’m just a boy laying here at 2AM waiting on the 30mg of Indica gummies to kick in.
Thank you. I don’t think we have the frozen ones here.
“Here’s what they’re serving up!” Fuck you, this is a ad for a Nazi bar.
They are, but I dipped them in stew. They were very good.
Is it dead yet?
Many people are saying this
That’s where we should start, IMO. Ask the victims who victimized them. We know who trafficked them.
I’m game, I think. Looking it up now.
There are a whole lot of issues here. Name 5 things that you like about any candidate. Don’t just curse the darkness, light a candle.
Don’t tell me who you won’t vote for, just show up, suck it up, and vote like your country depends on it. It really does, now.
Thank you!
Someone named byebyereality just blocked me and that just sounds so self-fulfilling.
Don’t have ready made here because we don’t eat there. I’m not sure why. They weren’t that tricky.
DERP Epstein files, please. Now. Today. Right now. Here’s a thought, tell Jake Tapper that the Epstein Files are mentally declining. That’ll get some results.
I even had the dough in the fridge overnight. They tasted great on their own and soaked up the gravy from the stew perfectly. I’ll make these again, 100%
I’ll be very disappointed if I ever visit Yorkshire and these aren’t what I get. These were very good, will make again.
Some Yorkshire Puddings in Florida. Made by a doofus. First effort. Please be kind. (They were tasty)
Shit, this Tampa kid hasn’t been for 12 at least. Say hi to the Iguana Man, I’m sure it’s a new one now.
I love Key West for all of the reasons, right and wrong. Enjoy but don’t die. I’m pretty sure you can find a T-shirt that says that in a shop run by someone with a Russian accent.
Go ahead. Keep bashing people and screaming about who you won’t vote for. That’s very telling. Lather, rinse, fascism.
That’s a great pic!
@thatoneduderyan.bsky.social Hey man! You haven’t posted here in 6mos, so I gotta ask… Have you given up on BlueSky or what?
It’s the moment when you realize that you willingly share your home with three other species, two of which can mostly come and go as they choose within the parameters of your domicile, that’s when you know that your life matters. (Cats, dog, snake)
Guys? GUYS! One of my new theater dads is an INFLUENCER! Swear to Crom, this guy shills for booze and cigar companies on YouTube and TikTok and makes a really good living at it. Like his wife doesn’t work and they both drive Cadillacs. Gated community.
Who am I voting for? Whoever is running against the Republican Party. It’s that fucking easy.
It’s very telling that I hear way more of “I’ll never vote for ______” from the left than I’m hearing “Hell yeah, _____ in 28!” As in, all I’m hearing from the left is who they won’t vote for. It’s going to happen again, isn’t it. The exact same purity bullshit will keep fascism alive and well.
Wow. Thats a second home. This will make for some epic #PitchingAndMoaning
I don’t think they let people film him anymore offer the cheating tape.
2018 Sportage, I think. The Cube one.
I think you’re doing fine. You bring stories to my attention that I wouldn’t see from the media here. Maybe make more mention of the beers that you’re drinking. I like those pics.
The epic level of boob shaking was just the finest thing. That and the constant hip shimmies.
There are only so many ways to sing that in a sexy way. Mine is the best option. I’ve sang it to the tune of “Happy Happy Joy Joy” by Ren and Stimpy, but it’s just not the same.
Loudly. I do nothing softly. Well, you know.
I sang him a song. Just saying…
Dammit, the blob is golfing. Don’t get my hopes up again like that. My heart can’t take it.
Also shank a motherfucker. Right, @midnightpals.bsky.social ?
That’s very odd. Maybe a UK thing. I asked my sis (she had a Mini for years but here in the US) and hers came with one, albeit a donut. I suspend my original comment. Thank you for the info.
So it came with one?
Really? What make? My friend has a Kia with no spare, no jack, no nothing.
Where’d the jack and the lug wrench come from? I’m calling shenanigans. Fetch the brooms.
Came here for the RFKjr comments. Was not disappointed.
Next week: “Trump bans all poetry that does not praise him.”
Wow. Even my Workman’s Comp butt showers every night. I’ve had women compliment me on my “scent” but that scent gets applied with a shower gel daily.
“…no credible evidence that he’s dead…” Dammit, Google. Spoiling my day already.
Yeah. Pretty sure it’s only a rumor. Sorry, guys. Not yet.