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DaveyGandthe

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I am a writer. #Orioles, #Ravens #Svengoolie punk rock, GenXer. Whatever. He/him/his/word

created January 7, 2024

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Watching the 1989 Batman and kinda laughing at how it was supposed to be this darker version than we were used to. It just seems so goofy now.

14/9/2025, 5:23:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All right....who is hanging out for #metvsuperman? #Metvstartrek

14/9/2025, 3:59:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah Kirk. Stab Spock in the back. #Metvstartrek

14/9/2025, 3:45:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, read my book. bsky.app/profile/dave...

14/9/2025, 3:40:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably the whole timeline falls apart if The Cage made it, and Star Trek was green-lit with Jeffrey Hunter. Maybe he doesn't meet a premature death. Maybe William Shatner still succeeds. We will never know. #Metvstartrek

14/9/2025, 3:38:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should kiss you, Laura. #Metvstartrek

14/9/2025, 3:30:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have asses for heads. #metvstartek

Alien ass head
14/9/2025, 3:24:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My sincere hope is that when they get to the end of Strange New Worlds, they find a way to spare Chris from his fate. #Metvstartrek

14/9/2025, 3:23:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the second one where they watch Star Trek. #metvstartrek

14/9/2025, 3:21:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get really fucking pissed off, Chris, they don't know how to deal with that. #Metvstartrek

14/9/2025, 3:17:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Glass Menagerie, part 2. Spock meets the Gentleman Caller. #MetvStarTrek

14/9/2025, 3:04:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It ends with a spanking. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 2:22:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will she get well? Well...we just prayed for it. So...no. we are just going thru the motions. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 2:15:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if the worst does happen...at least it hasn't happened to me. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 2:08:23 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This bald headed Satan wannabe motherfucker.

14/9/2025, 2:05:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you. Maybe I'll do another one before Halloween. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 2:00:28 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The movie is horrible but I'm talking about Sven, the show.

14/9/2025, 1:54:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I started drawing again in 2024 and I have no training or anything but I just find it really enjoyable and meditative. I don't even care if the drawings suck.

14/9/2025, 1:53:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that we could all get together here, (and in the Bad Place, before this) and just get along and make jokes and agree to not fight about politics for a few hours, is truly amazing. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 1:49:09 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll just send physical copies...actually, originals of my drawings. They are not worth keeping. #svengoolie tho I did this one today, it's okay.

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14/9/2025, 1:45:52 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This show is really a treasure. Just pure fun and entertainment. #Svengoolie

14/9/2025, 1:44:25 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm drunk and I came over here to be drunk and be here cause I'm drunk #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 1:39:02 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, what's the rule? That I can't use matches outside? That I can't go outside? Be clear. Use your words. #Svengoolie

14/9/2025, 1:36:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What else could you have done? I don't know, maybe NOT that? #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 1:20:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anita on the woodwinds. 🎶 #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 1:15:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oversized analyst.🤣🤣🤣 #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 1:12:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except nothing happens when you turn 5. I just thought it was a cooler number. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 1:09:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freddie Gray was chased by cops and died in custody and they fucking justified it by claiming he had a pocket knife. And then people wondered why there was a fucking riot in Baltimore.

14/9/2025, 1:05:40 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's true tho. Some people are just irredeemable. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:58:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was 4, I insisted that I was 5. I have no idea why. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:50:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

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13/9/2025, 3:27:04 PM | 48787 16508 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I hadn't any judgement, I wouldn't be watching this at all. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:40:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooooh. Rhoda has the prettiest mother... Creepy af. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:27:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are more illnesses and maladies I have never heard of on this channel than ever. #svengoolie #ads

14/9/2025, 12:21:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The one with all the creepy blonde kids. That ends with BRICK WALL. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:20:49 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh damn, we haven't seen this one in a while. I had it confused with Children of the Corn. #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:15:58 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or she will die with this until she lives ... #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:14:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm mad I didn't get a screen shot of her saying how small it is, I would have made a joke. 😭 #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:10:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They got married late. It might have been ...like 9 O'clock! #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:09:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Specious! That's the magic word of the day! #svengoolie

14/9/2025, 12:00:14 AM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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They tell me I'd be pretty if I smoked more. #svengoolie.

13/9/2025, 11:59:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They keep throwing around what SOUNDs like an ethnic slur. #svengoolie

13/9/2025, 11:57:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm more disturbed by how he switched gears mid-sentence when talking about his ballroom or whatever.

13/9/2025, 11:52:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit. I forgot this was on early. 😭😭😭 #svengoolie

13/9/2025, 11:48:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DaveyGandthe (@daveygandthe.bsky.social)

That was... Fuck.

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13/9/2025, 9:53:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mayo smears it and he yells 'Coby!' #Orioles

13/9/2025, 9:30:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I couldn't even get my sarcastic Keegan Akin post out. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 9:20:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sammy!!!! #Orioles up by 2

13/9/2025, 9:06:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rico Garcia is both of those things.

13/9/2025, 8:54:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beavers held up so Gunnar can have the single for the cycle today. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 7:46:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Dirt Ball Read' sounds like a name for a good baseball memoir. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 7:32:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beaver's Believers... That could be a name for his fans. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 7:13:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 'he has children' argument kinda pisses me off. I don't have children. Does this mean if I am gunned down, you don't need to care about me?

13/9/2025, 4:04:55 PM | 19 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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My new band name...

13/9/2025, 3:35:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21 years ago... I did not get a car. nor did you nor did you Many of us did not get a car. Thanks, Oprah.

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13/9/2025, 2:50:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It sounds like a good way to wind up in a Hitchcock film.

13/9/2025, 1:50:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yo no se.

1500 day Duolingo streak
13/9/2025, 1:31:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure he meant to say "Hell." They will meet in "Hell."

13/9/2025, 2:37:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok Computer.... 'an airbag saved my life....🎶' stop that immediately. #allstartrek

13/9/2025, 2:32:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are forgetting about his time in the Pixies, filling in after Kim Deal's departure. Legendary.

13/9/2025, 2:27:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always think 'recovering from Tommy John' is a funny sentence. Like Tommy John held you in the basement and you barely escaped with your life or something. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 1:51:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*dragon*

13/9/2025, 1:44:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Double Dagger. Which was both an old video game and an old Baltimore punk band. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 1:43:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dagger. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 1:41:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He will be in hell with Trump who will be serving as pool boy to Satan, who thinks they are all idiots.

13/9/2025, 1:37:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so confusing to manage your hate groups properly.

13/9/2025, 1:35:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This semi obscure show on ABC called The Family had a cool hook and a big fat twist at the end of its only season.

13/9/2025, 1:22:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody is batting 1.000.

13/9/2025, 1:19:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's only 3-1 but that Clement hit might be the dagger tonight. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 1:16:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am uncomfortable almost all the time.

13/9/2025, 1:11:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His left toe hurts? That sounds made up. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 12:57:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half a good play by Rivera. #Orioles

13/9/2025, 12:51:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pink Pony Club is Davis Schneider's walkup music. Was wondering if he was an ally. His insta is clean, doesn't seem like an obvious dick.

13/9/2025, 12:29:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have gotten this far in the day only knowing Groypers and Incels are lumped together somehow I don't really need to dig deeper.

13/9/2025, 12:17:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp. I'm going to see the Raveonettes. tidal.com/browse/track...

12/9/2025, 8:38:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like these Superfriends discs make me regret that I don't smoke pot.

12/9/2025, 6:24:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not a piece of shit. He is the entire loaf. The entire brick. The whole doody.

12/9/2025, 6:15:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mother. Fucker.

12/9/2025, 5:28:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, I had to get the Superfriends discs...

12/9/2025, 5:11:52 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/9/2025, 4:35:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You really should come to the Hampden Library before I clean them out. (A post of my haul incoming)

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12/9/2025, 4:34:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kash Patel knows he’s drowning. They sat on the video of the culprit for six hours, delaying the joint press conference just so he could fly in and stand there like a misplaced prop. All this after they axed the seasoned SLC FBI bureau chief and gutted the domestic-terror unit. Total incompetence.

12/9/2025, 12:42:23 PM | 4326 1379 | View on Bluesky | view

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I walk around and I look at yards… And they are full of flowers… And you stop and appreciate them… Because in many ways, they are preferable to people…

drawing of flowers
12/9/2025, 2:52:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My review. I love you so much it's killing us both. daveygandthe.substack.com/p/i-love-you...

12/9/2025, 2:08:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, related but unrelated #Epsteinfiles must really be something if Trump is orchestrating hits on allies to distract everyone. (that's been my crazy conspiracy but others have put it out there as well.)

12/9/2025, 3:42:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9-11 was wildly successful for the terrorists. We can talk all day about how it united us and all that. The bottom line is America let herself trade freedom for security. Now we have neither.

12/9/2025, 3:02:49 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am very cynical about this now, because we were told 'never forget, never forget' over and over. And then we bombed the shit out of Afghanistan and Iraq and gained absolutely fucking nothing.

12/9/2025, 12:57:46 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do not have a good 9-11 story. I was in bed. I went to work. That night I went to the coffee shop and we all talked about how the night before we were sitting around talking about poop. And we were not serious people. And whoever did this was very fucking serious.

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12/9/2025, 12:51:27 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess you're taking it well.

12/9/2025, 12:47:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I couldn't believe how not close that play was.

12/9/2025, 12:47:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe that was an original theme. Irving Berlin.

12/9/2025, 12:25:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I followed a bunch of you back, welcome to my brand of Bluesky nonsense. I hope you aren't disappointed but if you are, that is all part of the human condition.

11/9/2025, 11:34:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even worse.

11/9/2025, 10:41:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was 9-11 and they did not play 'God Bless America.' Thank you for sparing us from that god-awful song. God bless America.

11/9/2025, 10:22:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People ask me if I really work at Hardee's and I tell them 'its so much fun, it doesn't feel like work.'

11/9/2025, 8:51:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a great day! #orioles win!!!

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11/9/2025, 7:49:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is setting up nicely for Keegan Akin to blow a save and lead to another walk off win. #Orioles

11/9/2025, 7:24:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what they say.

11/9/2025, 6:25:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Relish! And the crowd goes wild! #orioles

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11/9/2025, 6:01:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that seat is broken or something.. #orioles

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11/9/2025, 5:56:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view