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Just Some Dave

@davidlasseter.bsky.social

Music, sports, movies. Racists, misogynists, homophobes and transphobes need not follow. Three guitars or a life of crime. #LFC #DontBuyTheSun Florida Man but without the meth

created August 18, 2023

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Profile picture John Drake (@johndrake.bsky.social) reposted

Oh my god the payoff

3/9/2025, 2:42:32 PM | 270 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Hopper (@danhopp.bsky.social) reposted

Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3

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1/9/2025, 9:20:31 PM | 1538 196 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture C H I L I (@chili.bsky.social) reposted

All time photo here

Steve Harvey standing perplexed in front of an answer saying MY DONG/COOTER
2/9/2025, 8:06:09 PM | 1179 271 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

By roll, I didn't mean roll over.

30/8/2025, 11:00:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

All Tuscaloosa area Home Depot and Lowe's officially sold out of For Sale signs.

30/8/2025, 9:50:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Gonna need the Tide to roll for me.

30/8/2025, 7:51:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Gonna need the Tide to lay some serious shit down in Tallahassee so I can have a laugh.

30/8/2025, 7:35:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Ahhhh....missed you.

Front of orange University of Florida jersey with the number 88. Back of of orange University of Florida jersey with the number 88 and Marshall on the nameplate.
30/8/2025, 5:18:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Thanks, Coach.

30/8/2025, 4:01:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) reposted

Dave Portnoy or Pat McAfee pregame?

The puppet from the horror movie Saw who makes people choose to play games that ultimately kill or maim them regardless of their decisions
30/8/2025, 1:56:03 PM | 238 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kirshner (@alexkirshner.com) reposted reply parent

Urban and Herbstreit are both involved in this as @rooster.info detailed earlier this year www.rooster.info/p/lifesurge-... bsky.app/profile/hots...

30/8/2025, 2:48:59 PM | 90 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll never understand the appeal if you gave me two weeks to think about it.

30/8/2025, 2:23:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus people out in force on Gameday with the signs.

30/8/2025, 2:13:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

McAfee still a thing, huh?

30/8/2025, 2:11:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Post script: Thank you, Tech

30/8/2025, 2:06:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Today's a great day to sit on the couch until 1 in the AM and watch college football.

30/8/2025, 1:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I remembered reading this when I put money on the Tech/Colorado game, and it made my parlay hit. Thank you!!!

30/8/2025, 9:35:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Georgia Tech was doomed the very second I bet on them.

30/8/2025, 12:31:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

"But the founding fathers wanted...." They can suck my fucking ass!

27/8/2025, 4:33:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what...first, second week of school?! And already dead children. FUCK. YOUR. FUCKING. GUNS!

27/8/2025, 4:19:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Fuck guns. Fuck off with this fucking shit.

27/8/2025, 4:15:27 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I would imagine a few would have me as a marry sprinkled in with an absolute wave of kills.

27/8/2025, 2:41:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, now I want to watch it again.

26/8/2025, 12:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

The worst attempt at a biopic I've seen. With the worst wigs. With Carl from Dazed and Confused playing Phil Collen.

26/8/2025, 12:38:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

The vibes are flat out rancid today.

25/8/2025, 6:36:27 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry you have to open the app and see hateful bullshit instead of something fun.

25/8/2025, 2:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

What a loser coward piece of shit that person is.

25/8/2025, 1:11:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Ate dinner at my mom's house tonight. Kept staring at the empty chair normally occupied by my dad. Still doesn't seem real.

24/8/2025, 10:56:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Watching people excuse his transphobe dogshit because of memes....🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

24/8/2025, 2:43:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

24/8/2025, 2:08:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

To say it again: FUCK THAT GUY

24/8/2025, 12:46:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

A reminder that this is the piece of shit behind the memes. To borrow a quote from Mike Campbell & The Dirty Knobs: Fuck That Guy

24/8/2025, 12:44:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

It's so glorious to have college football back on my tv.

24/8/2025, 12:41:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Still a banger 33 years later

Screenshot from Tidal showing that Divine Thing is currently being played.
23/8/2025, 12:45:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

People who have not eaten at Cracker Barrel for decades sure seem miffed about the logo change.

22/8/2025, 4:03:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Flash Gordon with the Queen soundtrack The Blues Brothers Smokey & The Bandit

22/8/2025, 1:08:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Hate James Dobson (@ihatejamesdobson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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21/8/2025, 3:43:51 PM | 426 89 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

And we're at the point of no return on it. This country has been fucked and it's only going to get worse.

21/8/2025, 3:44:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I would rather attempt the weakest pull-up ever than have a grown man give me a boost and then act like I'm doing something.

21/8/2025, 3:42:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

The sports-ification of political parties is something that boils my blood like nothing else.

21/8/2025, 3:37:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess what I'm trying to say is fuck the Democratic Party leadership as a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin crew.

21/8/2025, 3:32:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

And the fact that there are "Blue no matter who" shitbirds out there willing to throw Trans people into the pit to get a Democrat elected is even more infuriating.

21/8/2025, 3:31:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Watching people seal clap for Gavin Newsom's transphobe ass and his memes is high-key infuriating.

21/8/2025, 3:07:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Those guys just hated each other on such a huge level. That Mosters of Rock tour should've put them over the top, and they pulled an all-time bag fumble.

16/8/2025, 8:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

As self-destructive as any band that's ever been but, damn could they cook.

16/8/2025, 8:41:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi!

15/8/2025, 11:51:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Chiesa!!!!

15/8/2025, 8:50:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reposted

*extremely Beavis voice* EKITIKE!

10/8/2025, 2:08:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I played football and wrestled in high school and it was always get changed and either get to the field or on the mat. Never spent any time in there other than to get changed.

15/8/2025, 3:23:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair

14/8/2025, 7:40:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I regret to inform you that Manchester United will also be playing football this weekend.

14/8/2025, 7:30:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Liverpool will be playing football at this time tomorrow. That is all.

14/8/2025, 7:23:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I think Wendy overreacted when Beaker stuck his head through a hole in the door in the Shining.
13/8/2025, 10:27:46 PM | 176 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no

13/8/2025, 1:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Thankfully, the Marlins chased me off 20 years ago or this would've been much worse.

13/8/2025, 1:17:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Strange days, indeed.

13/8/2025, 1:16:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

The guy would work a full-time job, take my brother and I to the soccer fields, stay until the last match finished and the referee turned in their game sheet, then stay up and write out the standings and goal scoring leaders for each division.

13/8/2025, 1:13:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

The shitty task of going my dad's belongings has begun. Ran across this old relic and suddenly transported back to my kitchen table in Lauderdale Lakes, watching my dad handwrite the youth soccer standings and stats.

Blue windbreaker that had a has a screen printed soccer with lettering that reads Front of blue windbreaker that reads Omissioner (the C has rubbed off) on the left and Byron on the right.
13/8/2025, 1:07:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

The laugh i just let out

11/8/2025, 7:29:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

The only exercise machine endorsed by Peter North.

11/8/2025, 6:23:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

*extremely Beavis voice* EKITIKE!

10/8/2025, 2:08:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I need to get better shit because I had a gummy and smoked a joint and I was still up at 2.

10/8/2025, 12:39:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

That's great! Please tell me your secret.

10/8/2025, 11:18:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture batstuff werewolf (@mattfraction.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

tmnt logo reading
9/8/2025, 10:35:16 PM | 1064 207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday! I hope you're having a great day and that your night is even better.

8/8/2025, 7:43:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday, good sir.

8/8/2025, 12:03:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

The sky is about to look like Coruscant.

6/8/2025, 5:02:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 10:29:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Until a few years ago, I had an Empire Strikes Back lunchbox, so I vote no.

5/8/2025, 11:28:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Spending most of today listening to different cover versions of Tomorrow Never Knows. Very productive.

5/8/2025, 6:18:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

It's good that Buckethead took time off recording one of the 37 albums he was probably working on at the time to do that.

5/8/2025, 2:40:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Decloux (@declouxj.bsky.social) reposted

This is one of the funniest images humanity has ever crafted.

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3/8/2025, 2:44:30 PM | 1709 170 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

The Von Erich one is 😭😭😭

3/8/2025, 1:10:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

"Do ever wish you could play something other than the Pentatonic Scale?! Me: No. Not really.

2/8/2025, 5:05:16 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Keeps telling me my login is invalid!

1/8/2025, 9:24:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

"Cmon buddy, start the fire!"

1/8/2025, 12:06:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

A4, B2, C4

31/7/2025, 6:07:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Except when it comes to getting laid

31/7/2025, 1:57:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Immaculate timing by you!

30/7/2025, 11:49:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 11:48:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They still do this?!?! My mom used to take my brother and I every Wednesday like 45 years ago.

30/7/2025, 11:47:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Many years ago, I dated a woman who tried to 'fix' me and have me dress like this. I can't tell you how thankful I am that shit ended.

30/7/2025, 6:40:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw this cover and suddenly it's 1988 again.

30/7/2025, 2:23:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

My delight when I read this post and remembered the reference.

29/7/2025, 11:27:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Here for them.

29/7/2025, 2:01:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

These are all good music takes

29/7/2025, 12:45:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Charlotte-Douglas remains a piece of shit airport.

28/7/2025, 2:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

He dead

28/7/2025, 11:16:30 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love to be at my airport gate surrounded by people who are coughing like they just took a giant bong rip.

28/7/2025, 11:01:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

That 23 car!!

28/7/2025, 1:14:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social)

Hello Wisconsin!

24/7/2025, 9:15:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

He went respectable years ago.

24/7/2025, 3:08:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Randomly walking past Tony Meola in the Charlotte Airport.

24/7/2025, 2:50:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ’₯ (@dynamoe.bsky.social) reposted

Depending on your childhood, this hat may stir powerful memories. IYKYK. #corningware

a white baseball cap with the three-flower motif on corningware baking dishes
22/7/2025, 7:53:37 PM | 707 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

At the very least, I hope they throw The Ultimate Sin into the mix.

22/7/2025, 9:52:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, Will.

22/7/2025, 8:28:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

A life well-lived. Thanks, dude.

Blue urn on table with white floral bouquet. Folded American flag in wood frame Certificate of memory for my father from the government.
22/7/2025, 8:27:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rest easy, Dad

In Loving Memory, Byron Richard Lasseter, December 11, 1940 - July 2, 2025.
22/7/2025, 4:49:27 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Some Dave (@davidlasseter.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't be the only one that says Emma Stone, right?

22/7/2025, 2:28:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I generally don't have a temper anymore. This would set off Hulk-rage in me.

22/7/2025, 2:26:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view