Hope that thing has a liner.
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Hope that thing has a liner.
Blizzard had fun at daycare today. Last day until end of month.
I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
And now, coming in at #1 with a bullet, it's Little G with "Hosiery Hell"!
Noto is absolutely a step above, he did some day-in-the-life sketches of the Marvel Universe some years ago that really defined it
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds. -You can be kind and full of rage. They don’t cancel each other out. -The Lurking Horror is sulking on the couch in a nest of pillows and refuses to talk about the bannister. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
Trump's tariffs affected me directly today - bought spark plugs for both the Kia and the Toyota. 10.99 a plug. Crazy.
Yeah, it's up by Akron.
I AM A FEATURE
We used to have this Beagle mix that was massively food motivated - no matter what it was, if a person gave her food, she ate it. I've been trying for a while to remember the name of the one thing she refused, just sat it down and gave a dirty look. It was chicken apple sausage.
Sweet Jesus This IS the book A critic's inability to read should not be made into society's problem
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -Keep trying. Sometimes that means feeling despair. But keep trying. -The Lurking Horror has declared that it really will be able to slide down the bannister this time, it won’t fall off no really. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
My buddy Joey is asking for donations to his top surgery fund for his birthday! Please share and donate if you can! gofund.me/7d5072d4
Predicting it now: Avengers Doomsday will be a disaster.
The power behind the process comes from near-deification of Trump socially and culturally, which started in the early 90s. There isn't a figure to replace him when he goes - Vance isn't likable nor entrenched enough, which is likely why Trump accepted him as VP
You know his butt has the same indentations as his chin
Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande. Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
Y'know that Orange Menace I've mentioned? Let me introduce you ...
Thus we have many social ills, most notably the "Loneliness Epidemic" and Incels. Extrapolate that 'If it doesn't happen to me' mentality to a general worldview and it becomes clearer how it damages society. At least to people not caught up in it. But Dunning-Kruger is a separate post. 2/2
Women's orgasms are an excellent example of how the MAGA mentality handicaps people. MAGA Men that don't bring women to orgasm believe female orgasm is a myth - so they don't try. Women that are nonplussed with their sex life engage less or find other partners. 1/2
I think it's a fishing reference.
Weekly injections done - adjusted Depo-T to 1.5 ml, took a minute to get it injected, which I believe means it was definitely in muscle (due to resistance).
Sorry, you asked for *two*, right? I also like "Yellow Coupe DeVille" In the town Where I was born Sat a yellow Coupe DeVille Up on blocks In the back yard A yellow Coupe DeVille All our friends Are in the back Many more are In the trunk And the band begins to play
He's had a fucking stroke, bet.
And shirtcocking, no doubt
"Hey, Dude" is a favorite - Hey, Dude Give me a dollar Take your pants off It's refreshing Remember Altoids are in the tin And they're better better better better
If you are anti-fascism Read this thread The whole thread On fighting the current authoritarian US regime You will not like it No sane person could But you must understand it to have even a *chance* to preserve the *hope* of a return to democracy
RFK Jr: My kinda beach
@volts.wtf wrote a short & utterly invaluable thread on the reasoning underpinning this messaging war We can't combat the zero-sum "logic" until we understand it PLEASE go read bsky.app/profile/volt...
Either way, it's still full of Crackers.
You'd think the possibility of a Guyliner-wearing president would be a good thing, but...
Stephen Miller, screaming from behind a locked door in the White House: THE PRESIDENT IS ALIVE AND WELL AND WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED ON HIS ORDRS!
Hob's Pumpes, mean ye?
Trump is the United States version of Henry VIII
Mental Health issues are obviously a cause of Mass Shootings - 98% of shooters are Conservatives, after all
World series of Rock, Cleveland, 1979. Where Aerosmith v1 disintegrated, with AC/DC, Yhin Lizzy, Scorpions supporting. Lollapalooza '96.
No worries, they coexist peacefully with the feral cat colony (while eating their food, lol)
Today is Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day. Fergie, Molly, and Nimbus.
Without exaggeration, the most important short political thread you'll read here To wit: Root of the differences between the left & the right Spent upwards of 35 years studying politics, art, biology, psychology, law, medicine Never seen it more cogently explained
Guess who got time playing with his Jolly Ball today?
As someone with Fae ancestry, I've been asked to inform y'all that Fae Ri is no longer abducting or accepting walk-in Americans at this time.
So @ericaschultz42.bsky.social is simply one of the best, most honest writers in comics, I am a huge fan, and she's doing this to raise money for veterans in Matawan, NJ, this Saturday. Go get her books and help vets!
It's more important now than ever - light is what keeps darkness at bay.
For your Christian thoughts and prayers please refer to James 2:26: "Faith without works is dead". Thoughts and prayers do nothing.
Well, it'll still be full of Crackers.
Rogue Jubilee Gambit Nightcrawler Wolverine
The media keeps saying ICE is offering a recruitment bonus of $50k. It's actually **up to** $50k. I wonder if recruits realize they're gonna make that $50k impossible to reach and the actual bonus is gonna be like 40 Trump Bucks and a Happy Meal?
National Dog Day I’ve got a million of em’
MILWAUKEE FOLKS If you're looking to do some positive community-building work, recent flooding has displaced seniors living in housing run by Greater Mt. Sinai COGIC, a Black church in Milwaukee's McGovern Park neighborhood. The church itself was also destroyed. www.wisn.com/article/milw...
I am cranky. Our country can be SO MUCH BETTER.
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -You deserve to be happy. Which means you have to take care of yourself, even if it's hard. -The Cursed Object has run off with all the forks. Again. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
Cesium xkcd.com/3131/
Start with Gail's work - you'll get pulled into the back catalogue soon enough. Also, there's Birds of Prey over at DC that's a bit similar in tone, might check that out if you like UxM. Muah ha ha.
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, December 14th, Sidney, Ohio. Be there or be square, Daddy-O.
This is why I can’t quit the internet🤣🤣🤣
Cameo by Stephen Colbert as their dad
Get some serious paper cuts, I betcha.
Bit of one of their songs
Badflower pictures
Fresh out of the shower and salvaged the facial hair - I look like an aging Bond villain, but that's okay, lol
Taking the wife to see Badflower tonight - which means I have to trim the beard. It's 50/50 that I'll fuck up and have to shave the whole thing. Wish me luck, lol
Injections done for another week, bad stick *again* on the intramuscular. These used to be a rarity - I suspect my needles are subpar. Anyway, got it out of the way early, got a date tonight.
IT'S 2025 & REPUBLICAN MEN STILL CAN'T FIND THE CLITORIS.
"Beatles" is a shit pun, they're lucky their songs were decent I said what I said.
Caution: May be offensive to some viewers youtu.be/ZhGunjVc8qo?...
Amused at people stating things are only ever biologically one thing, or another, and never ever anything but. Have you even *met* biology? It’s messy gooey sticky analogue fuzzy furry fluffy angry bitey loving cute cuddly toxic venomous poisonous and generally really very, very messy.
I spit up my tea.
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -No slouching! Drink some water, take your meds. -Self care is sometimes doing an onerous task. Do it, Future You will be grateful. -The Lurking Horror and the Cursed Object have been fighting over who gets to use the glitter pens. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
To answer your question, no, you're doing it wrong.
Tremendous crossover move right here:
When they go low, kick 'em in the teeth while they're down there.
This is a solid-gold suggestion. Just accompany Trump & his goons with solid Benny Hill music tonight, pouring from every car, every streetside window, every phone. That, or "Entrance of the Gladiators", more commonly known as "Circus music". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File%3A...
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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Big stretch! Drink some water, take your meds. -You won't ever have all the answers, no matter how much research you do. It's ok. -The Thing in the Walls has said it will “go visit people!” I have no idea if it will show up at anyone’s house. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
If Al isn't a mutant, I don't know who is.
It was Lewis Black.
I'm so sorry to have to share this news, but it seems important to get the word out there. news.bloomberglaw.com/health-law-a...
Yn the court of Kynge Arthoure a verye effectyve insult was knowne as an Excaliburn
Nip nip
Despite many attempts to make it grow, he still has a tiny dictatorship.
Bitey friend sounds like a Heeler.
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, have a snack, take your meds. -Getting to the next day is a good and worthy use of your energy. -Someone told Bitey Friend about the Tooth Fairy. I’ve been trying to explain that the Tooth Fairy isn't for biting. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
Sounds like you actually saw Dongzilla - they're often mistaken for each other, but Godzilla has a higher voice and less broccoli.
Critical thread on why "virtue signaling" might more accurately be termed "virtue normalization" If you're not normalizing virtue, you're normalizing its opposite
Don’t poke the bear.
I note the last two lines of her letter: "Can we not just vote these clowns off Trans Rights Island? They have nothing to do with me.* So she believes Trans Rights are specific to her, not to all trans people.
All these white supremacists invariably display such aggressively mediocre physiognomy Kirk, Bannon, Miller, Weiss, this chucklefuck, etc. are a series of dispiriting variations on a theme
Getting married. Had no intention of ever, didn't happen until I was 50, but still.
lol - that *is* a serious risk in Eastern Europe. What's the clinical term - Defenestratosis? Defenestratella?
Yeah, I generally go for 'quizzical' in selfies- can't really manage 'friendly', a big, toothy smile from me is.... disheartening. Without a quirked eyebrow, I look like a '66 Pontiac.
So what's the odds that one of Zelenskyy's European Allies has Epstein Papers? I mean, they have some pretty effective intelligence networks...