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Have we seen Trump holding up a paper with today’s date on it yet?
Ohio State's defense is going to make a lot of quarterbacks look bad
Emma Navarro makes things harder on herself in her matches like she’s trying to make up for growing up a billionaire
Where are we at with a new stimulus check?
My prediction is that Emma Navarro is going to finish her career having played the most 3-set matches in WTA history
It's when you start to believe in Tiafoe the most that he breaks your heart the hardest
It feels like Tiafoe hasn’t gotten more than a handful of first serves in
It’s time to go ahead and unpin all those posts
I pray for the day when men play best of 3 sets at the majors until the semifinal round where we can do best of 5. And that the women have the same format.
Dallas is going to trade away all their teams' stars. Where are the Wings going to send Paige Bueckers?
Honey, Don’t is a movie that treats plot and coherence as an afterthought. Scenes don’t really serve the movie; they exist solely because Tricia Cooke and Ethan Coen prioritize horniness above all else. And while they serve that master, every other part of the movie starves
Season 2 of Peacemaker is starting off dark as shit. Where my comedy from season 1?
If asked to explain this further, I wouldn't be able to, but I believe that Caleb Williams is the most left handed of the right handed QBs in the NFL
As soon as I start to leave a voicemail, I forget every word of English I ever learned
The Bengals are going to give up 40 points a game this season
The Commanders look like ketchup and mustard
If you love and care about the Sparks, please join me in letting them know it's legal for them to play defense
Finally watching season 3 of The Gilded Age
i hope Man City paid Quicksilver for ripping off his costume
The tennis gods should be rewarding Ben Shelton for wearing the correct shorts inseam for men
I want to make out with Haiden Henderson
This is more important and exciting than the Taylor Swift announcement by a lot: variety.com/2025/tv/news...
I honestly don't think WNBA League Pass should even carry the Sky-Sun game tonight. What would be the point?
Trump's inattention to military detail might be the one thing that saves us from living under complete occupation
So, as expected since Trump doesn't think things through, all these new cops and troops showed up but really have nothing to do and no clear orders on what they should be doing. They're just going to walk around aimlessly.
Jerry Jones should take an experimental drug to cure his metastatic contract negotiations
My solution for that is that whichever team makes the challenge has to make 3 out of 5 three pointers in order to win the challenge . Everyone on the court at the time has to shoot. I think this would take less time than video replay
In order to shorten the length of their games, the WNBA should let the players call their own fouls
Maddy Siegrist has a great understanding of shot angles
I feel like the best sub to throw at a cop is the Ultimate Porker sub from Jimmy John's for obvious connotation purposes
If you are 6'4, why aren't you dunking a basketball right now?
I can see this being useful, especially with age of the player factored in. If Bo Nix showed up in Rockport shoes, it would indicate that he is aging more quickly than the average second-year QB
Now I'm starting to wonder if Stafford can even bend over to tie his shoes
Depth on rosters is only depth when everyone is healthy
the older I get, the cooler I think meteorologists are
I wonder if they would consider either moving the rattlesnakes or moving the practice to somewhere less venomous
I don't think it'll actually happen because of the seeding but a Dream-Mercury playoff series would be a lot of fun
Every elected official should be screaming about this and asking is this the way conservatives protect women www.propublica.org/article/mate...
Do the 49ers make their running backs practice in a moat full of alligators?
Cancel the rest of the Sky’s games. No one should be subjected to more of their season
Damn, will the Fever even have any healthy players by the end of the season?
Can we get some MVP votes for Kelsey Mitchell?
Aliyah Boston is unstoppable
Trubisky's future Doordash line: 7 deliveries attempted, 2 deliveries completed, 2 deliveries broken up by a pothole he didn't see until it was too late, 3 deliveries where he read the address wrong and ended up panicking and just leaving the food by the side of the road
Could you trust him to deliver the pizza to the correct address or would he overthrow it by delivering your pizza to the house up the street from you?
Who else's Dad has seen Sonia Citron in a commercial and thought it was Caitlin Clark?
his corner should throw in the towel to save him from the head trauma of trying to appear human
We're here, if the internet were to go out, my family would disappear, get used to it!
The campaign slogan could be "Make Childhood Free"
Democrats should spend every day promising that when they are back in power, they will spend every session working on legislation to make childcare free for all
I can't tell if I'm watching Cardoso or Jokic tonight
What I want to know is how often Jerry Jones has referred to Micah as uppity
I'm a Firefox guy again
My book review of the first half of the Stormlight Archives series www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kXD8b4/
After being estranged from the 49ers for over 20 years, we have reconciled and I am excited to announce the resumption of our relationship
Hear me out. ICE but only for people who are in public playing audio on their phone without using earbuds or headphones
the new Dunkin coffee lids are dogshit
Everyone (one person) told me to watch KPop Demon Hunters and I’m glad everyone (one person) did because it’s a fantastic movie
The Democrats should be hammering Trump on his plans to privatize veterans’ health care. Would someone who loves America want to make life harder for veterans? It would be so easy to make being a democrat synonymous with being a patriot.
They love it too much to allow this to continue. They love Americans too much to allow them to suffer for no reason than to appease the ego of a giant baby. And if the Republicans loved the country as much as they did, then Republicans would govern differently. But they don't because they don't.
They are willing to destroy education, the job market, Social Security, the way we get our food, the way we pay our bills, how much money we're going to be able to save. And they need to broadcast to the entire country on a regular basis on how they will save this country because they love it.
Democrats could steal being a patriot away from the Republicans by running on a campaign that states emphatically that the current administration hates this country and they hate this country so much they are willing to destroy every part of it.
The National Democratic Party are what happens when bystander effect achieves sentience
If the Cowboys aren't going to take care of their best players, then why even field a roster at all?
Clark speaking to Lois, who's in another room: Lois! Do you think he could use a friend? Lois: What? Clark, louder: Do you think Batman could use a friend? Lois: Clark, what are you planning to do? Clark, quieter: I bet he could use a friend. I can fix him.
Clark sitting down at the breakfast for dinner table and shaking his head as he reads the Gotham Gazette, whispering to himself, "there's a better way, Batman. a better way."
if this is what Jerry Jones thinks negotiation is, then he has a poor understanding of negotiating
The air offers more resistance to teams' offenses than the Las Vegas Aces defense does
Also confusing as to why a divorced Tom Brady whose wife pretty much left him after he decided it was more important to go 8-9 than honor his commitments to his family would be thinking he has the better understanding of the dynamics between sports and family
Lewis Hamilton continues to be out-qualified by Father Time
It's embarrassing to have a president who is trying to fire math
Today I learned Frances Tiafoe doesn't know how to spell excuse
people don't mind possessing or exhibiting anti-social behavior but they absolutely loathe being called out for it
That Lynx-Liberty game was a Christmas gift in July
the Liberty love to save their best shotmaking for the ends of games
True. I doubt either Atlanta or Phoenix will get swept but I am not convinced they could take a series.
How about as soon as Stewie gets healthy and Meesseman gets her uniform we go ahead and play the WNBA Finals between the Liberty and the Lynx? The rest of the teams in the league can finish out their regular season schedules but let's not pretend this won't be the championship matchup
After the regular season ends, the W should have Phee and Sabrina play 1 on 1 to determine who will be this year's MVP
Brown University is leaning fully into their name by being a piece of shit
The next time Stewie is on Sue Bird's podcast, I hope Sue asks her about her sunglasses collection
And the way the Lynx are closing out the first quarter, we are seeing that the message has been received and responded to
You're right about that
The way the Liberty have come out in the first quarter, you can tell they're trying to send a message to the Lynx
I hope it's sinking in fully that the Fever are a whole lot more than just the Caitlin Clark show
Increased security feels like it should lead to increased safety but it doesn't and I wish people would make peace with that fact. We cannot "add more security personnel and technology" our way to peace
New York has already one of the highest police per capita rates in the US. Anyone who wants to solve problems by putting a hat on a hat and hiring more police officers is an unserious person and should be pelted by rotten fruit
That is a great positive. It is good to see her back out there
Just when I’m about to believe in the Sparks, they go out and do some shit like this
The W has a decision to make. They can either fix their refereeing problem or they can wait around until a coach gets so upset with the refs that they knock one of them out cold
There's only one condition under which a person would be friends with a pedophile for decades and then stop having anything to do with their pedophile friend. And that's if the pedophile friend did something to prevent them from being a pedophile themselves
Trump loves talking so much that he is going to admit his guilt in more and more emphatic terms. At the beginning, it was just allusions to his relationship to Epstein but the more questions he's asked and the more statements he gives, the clearer the picture of his guilt becomes
The Earth is deeper into her hot girl era than I approve of
I never would have thought there would be so much overlap between Drake fans and Trump fans but here we are
the New York Liberty looks absolutely exhausted out there
I need to know DiJonai's secret to preventing her makeup from transferring
Chris Koclanes must have delegated coaching duties to the players tonight
or conversely, had a series of videos on YouTube or TikTok where they discussed what conservatives were taking away from the country or preventing from happening
do you think if the Democrats had a social media campaign where they talked about what they did for America today (or tried to do but were prevented by Republicans) it would be beneficial in preventing more ignorance like the Trump voter's?
quinoa and avocado is a tasty combination