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David Williams

@davidw1457.bsky.social

I didn't do stuff you know about and you probably don't know me. But I'm mostly nice 🤷 #1 stan account for August (Hatchie's Version) apparently Creator of a few bots that bring RSS feeds to Bsky (check my lists)

created February 21, 2024

172 followers 207 following 3,399 posts

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Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

People are really struggling right now. Instead of using AI to make images, a couple hundred dollars to a working artist would help them out.

4/9/2025, 11:34:19 PM | 1063 341 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

It will be 'fun' to watch the SC bend over backwards to claim that this regulation is somehow ok under the Bruen ruling

4/9/2025, 7:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sarah (@sarahradz.bsky.social) reposted

My 5yo saw a sign that said "No dogs allowed" and said "so cats are allowed here?". He's going to love posting here one day

3/9/2025, 11:11:26 PM | 663 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

When you think the only version of La Bamba should be by Richie Valens

4/9/2025, 5:39:59 PM | 256 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marty McKee (@martymckeeofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Sex sells.

4/9/2025, 4:50:57 PM | 24 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

I knew just from the title that this trailer would make me cry! OMG this looks so good!

4/9/2025, 4:20:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Beyond excited for this.

4/9/2025, 3:28:01 PM | 360 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture St1ka (@st1ka.bsky.social) reposted

If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up

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3/9/2025, 9:51:48 PM | 15549 5159 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture St1ka (@st1ka.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Father speaking to his son: "Don't give up on Basketball, son! Kobe Bryant never gave up!" Miserable people:

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4/9/2025, 3:30:26 PM | 118 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted

Merriam-Webster Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.c... • 17h enshittification noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits ... Gold Yoshi @goldyoshi.bsky.social [Screenshot of the enshittification page on Merriam Websters website. It says where does enshittification come from and the entire page is covered in ads]
4/9/2025, 1:55:32 PM | 6891 1921 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam Reich (@samreich.bsky.social) reposted

lions at the zoo:

Brennan Lee Mulligan addressing camera directly saying
2/9/2025, 7:04:03 PM | 1740 168 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Oremus (@willoremus.com) reposted

Good news on this front: Pressured by Sen. Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov (D-Oregon) and Rep. Mike Flood (R-Nebraska), YouTube TV and Hulu have just agreed to carry C-SPAN.

3/9/2025, 3:11:36 PM | 771 151 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

New idea for what to do if I win the Powerball...

3/9/2025, 5:12:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

I was treated like a terrorist just for threatening violence with the intent of causing terror

3/9/2025, 5:10:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Nice to see that the rich and powerful are all dumb as hell

3/9/2025, 5:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

"centuries-old", you say? Perhaps 2.38 centuries old? Like, to when the US Constitution was ratified? The document that explicitly gives the power of the purse to Congress? So he's weakening the Constitution? 🙄 Maybe you should say THAT instead of this bullshit?

3/9/2025, 12:31:43 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

Early Woody is such a weird looking guy. I kinda wish they had such with that!

3/9/2025, 12:24:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Limited edition weird bad idea flavors like this will work on me nearly every time. Super sweet and odd tasting. Not recommended, unless you're just super curious about the abomination

Fruit Pebbles × Liquid Death Cereal Criminal fruit cereal flavored sparkling water
2/9/2025, 9:06:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Amazing. Also, I called the hell out of that one. Also I'll miss him on Dropout!

2/9/2025, 7:38:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Honestly, gun deaths in America are more of an emergency than any emergency under trump other than covid 💅🏼

2/9/2025, 3:51:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

This turned me into TWO The Jokers

2/9/2025, 4:58:21 AM | 932 91 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

Rambo: The Force of Freedom is my go to "who thought this was appropriate?" example

Still from the cartoon based off the Rambo films. Rambo is doing some curls with dumbells2
2/9/2025, 1:06:37 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Is there any sort of site to find artists doing commissions? I have an idea for some original art I'd like to give my in laws for their baby shower, but I don't even know where to start. Is Etsy the place to go? Not looking for AI 'art' though

2/9/2025, 1:02:18 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌮Don Cardenas🌮 (@doncardenasart.bsky.social) reposted

Obligatory repost

1/9/2025, 11:03:37 PM | 4467 1226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Sincerely, a LOT of pundits got used to being able to say any damned thing and never being held accountable or called out when they are wrong/full of shit. That's why they don't like BlueSky, because a lot of people here are tired of it and call them out. That's "blueskyism"

2/9/2025, 12:17:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Sticking to my bit of saying vote me President in 2028 and I will fix this. School buses for all, car drop offs for none!

2/9/2025, 12:12:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Conveniently, Nate makes no attempt to define his nonsense word, so if Dems lose, it's because they didn't abandon "blueskyism" and if they win, it's because they did!

1/9/2025, 9:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karen C (@silver.phoenyx.net) reposted reply parent

Flashing back to this:

An actual, vintage tweet (circa 2010?) from Twitter Safety, auto-posted right after they switched to the t-co shortener, resulting in an anti-phishing tweet of
27/8/2025, 5:36:34 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

Sega published Joe Montana Football in 1990/91 which features Montana and no other real life players or teams because they didn't have the NFL license. The absolute confident ignorance of this dude

1/9/2025, 6:04:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Breaking, Mark Cuban is a dumbass with money. Also water wet, sun hot

1/9/2025, 5:57:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, I was totally kidding. The video involved two people hacking twice as fast by typing on the same keyboard at the same time from NCIS. Truly ridiculous stuff 😆

1/9/2025, 5:55:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

Adorable! Congrats on your new friend!

1/9/2025, 5:47:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

I've said this before and it bears repeating: One way we'll know if and when a real machine intelligence happens is that it will create art that is an artifact of its own intelligence, not ours, and it likely to be absolutely incomprehensible to us human on first approach. How cool with that be.

1/9/2025, 5:23:52 PM | 1150 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

The number of times I've looked at that specific buffet restaurant and thought "maybe I should..." only to be stopped by my wife's rational dislike of buffets... Important work!

1/9/2025, 5:43:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno, I think cop shows treat technology stuff pretty accurately! Sorry about the completely unrelated video below, I don't know how to remove it

1/9/2025, 5:40:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

"healthier foods" often carries a lot of nonpartisan anti-science grift along for the ride (e.g. seed oil obsessions, carnivore diet, anti-gmo crusades, raw milk)

1/9/2025, 5:37:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Some of you have never been the direct offspring of my parents and it shows

1/9/2025, 2:03:45 PM | 54 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

GoldenEye on N64 was overrated and people only thought it was amazing because they never played better multiplayer FPSes on PC. Everything else is nostalgia glasses and nobody under 35 likes the game

1/9/2025, 3:30:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

That's amazing! I always wanted a Carl Kasell greeting

1/9/2025, 2:59:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Did I miss Giuliani winning an election recently? What's that dude the mayor of?

1/9/2025, 2:01:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

*crater the economy 🤦🏼‍♀️

1/9/2025, 1:04:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

How do they expect to fill senior roles if they won't hire entry level roles? This absolute foolishness is going to create the economy if it doesn't collapse first. (I think it will collapse first due to product liability)

1/9/2025, 1:02:37 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

And all 32 AB

1/9/2025, 12:54:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Texans looking at functional governance with envy

31/8/2025, 8:42:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Getting food poisoning and having to run through the entire set of Nickelodeons Guts and solve a Scooby Doo mystery with a living talking dog before you can use a toilet

31/8/2025, 7:57:31 PM | 1693 237 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

I'm sure the contents will be good and also LOOK AT THAT DESIGN Y'ALL

31/8/2025, 4:42:21 PM | 410 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

"Content Strategist" feels like one of the jobs that LLMs are supposed to replace 🤔

31/8/2025, 5:10:05 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

I know some developers disagree, but it feels so good to take some garbage code I cranked out to "just get it done" and refactor it into something that looks and feels nice. I genuinely love cleaning up code. Is there a job somewhere that just involves refactoring? I think that would be my dream job

31/8/2025, 5:00:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Wallace (@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social) reposted

I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.

31/8/2025, 4:53:42 PM | 917 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture War and Peas 🧿 (@warandpeas.bsky.social) reposted

Panel 1: A shirtless man with a large shark bite sits calmly on a chair, hands folded, and declares: “I died fighting a shark.” Panel 2: Next to him, a rugged hunter with a grey beard and cap sits with hole in his head. He explains, “I died hunting with friends.” Panel 3: A man with visible traces of car tires sits on a chair, bones jutting out from a car accident. He mutters, “I died crossing the street.” Panel 4: A simple ghost draped in a white sheet sits next to him. It confesses, “I died changing the bed sheets.” The joke suggests that the pop-culture image of ghosts covered in white sheets comes from people who met their end while struggling with linens.
31/8/2025, 2:59:41 PM | 1767 180 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no... I've got to go buy some new accessories for my son 😆

31/8/2025, 3:03:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen Pepperoni (@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social) reposted

when it comes to dutch ovens, it's not the crime, it's the cover-up

31/8/2025, 3:43:25 AM | 298 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

What? That's insane! It's the spooky ride, I've never even been and I know that! Unacceptable. There oughta be a law against it

31/8/2025, 11:20:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a lot like how Matt Gertz would catch a bunch of crap on Twitter anytime Matt Gaetz popped up on the news

31/8/2025, 11:08:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

This reminds me of a video I saw on the old site where a cop struggles to jump a fence, almost busts his ass and then the next cop behind him just opens the gate 😆

31/8/2025, 8:12:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture (っ◔◡◔)っ emdawg (@devilslattice.bsky.social) reposted

31/8/2025, 5:47:45 AM | 637 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Damn. That's shitty. The good news is there must be no other crime in Florida if they are devoting this much effort to preventing 'vandalism'

31/8/2025, 2:48:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

It spurred my interest in computers that led to my eventual career as a software engineer, plus my previous success in litigation support/electronic discovery

31/8/2025, 2:45:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Dreamcast fighting game marathons, most Soul Calibur & DoA

31/8/2025, 2:42:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Being a kid in the 80s lol Plus having parents who bought computers and were willing to take me to Babbages to get pc games

31/8/2025, 2:40:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

A. Couch co-op! I want to pay games with my kiddos locally! Online gaming ruined couch co-op B. Live service games. It's all dark pattern, Skinner box, evil bullshit

31/8/2025, 2:38:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

GTA 3. What an amazing experience being in that open world was!

31/8/2025, 2:28:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

You could make an awesome series out of Metroid, I think. It should be animated, tho

31/8/2025, 2:27:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Never want to actually make one, but the idea I had as a kid was for a sort of open world being-a-kid game. I think Bully is close enough, tho

31/8/2025, 2:27:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Super Mario World. Peak 2d Mario. One of the few games I've 100%ed more than once

31/8/2025, 2:24:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Pool of Radiance

31/8/2025, 2:24:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Red Dead Redemption. I tried, I really did, but I just was bored the whole time

31/8/2025, 2:22:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Picross. Any version. I'm a millionaire after a month.

31/8/2025, 2:22:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

GTA IV. Turning point for the series, and not in a good way.

31/8/2025, 2:21:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Probably Animal Crossing. Not a game I'm interested in playing, but feels like a very relaxing way to live. Just go catch a fish, dig up a fossil, decorate your house, no stress

31/8/2025, 2:19:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Probably Super Mario Bros

31/8/2025, 2:09:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Not the game itself, but when my friend beat Chaos in Final Fantasy on my save, I was livid!

31/8/2025, 2:07:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Probably the SNES game where your uncle ditches you and you rescue a princess and save the world

31/8/2025, 12:39:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Parsec (most people have never even heard of the TI-99/4A computer)

31/8/2025, 12:27:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Super Mario Bros 3

31/8/2025, 12:16:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Oh man... It would have been some pong-knock-off tv tennis game in the 80s for sure, just don't remember which one

31/8/2025, 12:15:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Just finished WEFUNK 1244 and holey moley it's an absolute classic. Especially Stilo's second set starting with a Mama Said Knock You Out remix through Step Off. The Gin and Juice mashup with The Message worked so well!

30/8/2025, 11:02:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Once Trump dies, I think we're going to see a lot of Repubs who were bending the knee suddenly going after that throne and Vance is going to end up with knives in his back. He's the Ted Cruz of Vice Presidents

30/8/2025, 10:52:33 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

Once Trump dies, I think we're going to see a lot of Repubs who were bending the knee suddenly going after that throne and Vance is going to end up with knives in his back. He's the Ted Cruz of Vice Presidents

30/8/2025, 10:52:33 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture This is Hog (@thisishog.bsky.social) reposted

30/8/2025, 8:35:53 PM | 103 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

Yo @Wendys how many reskeets to get RFK Jr fired?

30/8/2025, 8:39:03 PM | 1130 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

*an attorney And, tbc, she actually did have insurance when she got the ticket, she just couldn't find the paper to show the cop at the time. Still has to tell the state bar like a decade later that it happened because it could be viewed as fraud

30/8/2025, 9:42:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

I'm not buying any more board games. I promised my wife. I have too many. But...

30/8/2025, 9:38:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Starting a thread of actors I like that I don't think get talked about enough with Lili Taylor. Check out her starring role in the Valerie Solanas biopic "I Shot Andy Warhol" for a great performance, and in the most recent season of Poker Face season finale for something a little lighter

Lili Taylor wearing a white button up shirt and black coat
30/8/2025, 8:58:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ً (@zan.bsky.social) reposted

they made an SVU episode about bluesky

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15/2/2024, 11:44:16 PM | 1275 261 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meow🧡💖🖤💜 (@squeakitties.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

My wife, at attorney in Texas, was told when getting her license that she had to declare to the state bar that she got a ticket when she was 18 for driving without insurance because it was a form of fraud and could result in discipline or disbarment

30/8/2025, 8:46:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reposted

dad tried to chatgpt together a family photo from two where different people were holding the camera. I think it came out great

me in a picture with my arm around my mom out of the frame t̵͓̠̂͒̄̓̽̈́̔̋̂̆͠h̵̨̯͓̱͓̝̱̟̫͕̦͐̌̈́̔̉͌͘͠ę̸͍̣͎͔̻̱̱̯̠̣̜̱̃͛̑̌̆̔́̃͌̋͝͠͝ ̴̧̔ş̶̨̟̘͗a̷̛͎̤̪͎͓͒̕m̶̧̨̡̫̥̙̟̗̩͇̓e̵͚͎̭͕͓̭̪̤͖͕̹̺̠̠͒ ̷̢̨͚̪̪̜̳̰̖̟̗͍͈͎̈́̐̏͗͐͛p̵̞̭͊̏̑̐͑́͆͗͒̎̌̈̐͠ỉ̸̧̮̬̜͍̫̠̿̊͒̄͆̋̄͐̈̕͝͝͝ͅc̸̛̱̀̾̓͋t̵̡̖̞̤̥͍̘̞͓̩͖̜̉̔͋͋̅̏͆ͅű̷̢̫̮̥r̵͙͋̚͝e̷͈̬͖̺͙̣͖̭̱̤̾͛̊́̐͂̒͋͠
30/8/2025, 7:10:18 PM | 434 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom.bsky.social) reposted

Uh oh new fear just dropped

30/8/2025, 7:25:57 PM | 345 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

tbc (because this is social media), not criticizing Asawin. He's great. Critizing the article from The Hill he links to

30/8/2025, 8:14:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

Just thinking about this as an aging sketch comedian complains that you couldn't make a 45 year old sketch movie again in 2025

30/8/2025, 8:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

Sometimes comedy ages well. I watched cartoons from the 40s in the 80s-90s and loved them. But sometimes comedy ages like milk. And you know what comedy ages the worst? Sketch comedy. Show a Gen Z-er a Belushi Samurai sketch and they will not understand what is happening or why they did it 16 times

30/8/2025, 8:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

I would have added a little more context to make this clear, but I'm not a reporter: "The president's net negative 18-point approval rating is his lowest recorded since [he tried to overthrow the government in] January 2021..."

30/8/2025, 7:52:15 PM | 217 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

also couldn't make Airplane in 1950. But you can make films that poke fun at current culture. Popstar came out less than a decade ago and Brooks is making Spaceballs 2 and just did History of the World, Part II. Comedy, satire, and parody are all alive and well, despite what a lot of old men claim

30/8/2025, 7:45:33 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social) reply parent

100% agree. A lot of films couldn't be made today because they wouldn't make any sense to a modern audience. Like if you were making "Airplane" today, there are a lot of jokes that are specific to late 70s culture. E.g., almost nobody under 40 knows what "jive" means. For that same reason, you...

30/8/2025, 7:45:33 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word Batman punching the Penguin with the word Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word
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Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

#snake_casing ftw #not_today_but_soon

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Profile picture Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted

This is a man overburdened by mitochondrial challenges

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Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

I don't think you could make Freddy Got Fingered now. Everything is adversarial.

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Profile picture David Williams (@davidw1457.bsky.social)

BlueSky needs to tweak their trending algorithm. I don't see "Did it finally happen?" in there at all

Trending topics from the search pane, without any mention of Trump possibly shitting himself to death on the toilet yesterday
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