Idk child, I’m just gonna be here!! - Whitney Houston. NC 📍
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The solar storm, no lol. Now, the dark ages, nothing works anymore lol.
Lord, gworl, can you please help me out?
Ugh. Send us back to the Dark Ages
Russell Wilson. Have all hie babies so Ciara coochie can rest a lil bit.
You Put a Move on My Heart - Tamia. Runner up: Champagne Kisses - Jessie Ware
Now why would she still post this 🤣🤣
This is more like ego affirming care. Not really gender affirming.
Did 5 miles today. Mainly because I got lost getting back to the parking lot.
Where is the asteroid.
My inbox is flooded with Price Increase emails from different small businesses.
Where is my 3rd season?!!?!
BUILD OFF OF THAT!!!
I’m watching it on Paramount+
Friendly reminder: Even “I don’t like labels” people, have labels for things. It’s ok to have labels.
#NowWatching
Like they could d3ad all this shit a week from now.
That is funny to me.
The white gays took hold of the term “Trade” and the world has not known peace since 🤣🤣
They’re still my friend, we only talk every few months. if you have an issue where there is none, where else will you create issues that don’t exist?
If they have an issue with it, we probably won’t make it to being in a full relationship.
Yeah yeah. Show us a titty!!!
They just called me JOHNNY LEE!!! Put some twang in it when you say it too. all caps cuz they ALWAYS yelled it 😭
We have a good relationship. I don’t hate them
Well, they’re dead lol. Long before I met him. My original plan was to take him to the cemetery. “You said you wanted to meet my parents”
And when he calls me( I )always laugh about that 😭😭
Happy Birthday Shug!!!!
“When do I meet your parents?” “Oh, they’re dead. No can do babe” My ex still hates me for that 😭😭🤣
Music ain’t been the same ever since that Denim wearing Horse Lady era went on hiatus.
Yeth. Now I need Oscar to guest star as his brother or something.
George 😭😭
Not gonna hold yah, I understand
Ima need an OFFICIAL confirmation.
All this shit is literally made up anyway.
I. Am. Screaming 🤣😂😂
My Friday night thought: FUCK ICE. That’s it
I need me one of them!!
Then tf are they ruling for!?!
The indie artist to OnlyFans pipeline.
I love this song and I have been hearing it EVERYWHERE lately.
Yet another version to jam to. music.apple.com/us/album/hus...
Did somebody sell our data again? All these fckn spam recruiter and quick calls.
Mooooooore!!
WHERE ARE THE DICKS??! Where are they?
Half the countries halting shipments. Oysters got flesh eating bacteria Eggs got salmonella CDC in turmoil. SEND THE ASTEROID!!!
The sun is down….whsts the hold up.
Chile, Thats everybody 😭
A split second visual popped inside my brain. LOBOTOMY NOW!!!
Season 2 is up. SEATED! #WithLoveMeghan
I—
How long y’all think before he crying to Orange Turd for a pardon?
Don’t get me started 😭😭
Omg 😭. Cuz why she release that fck ass less than tubi trailer afterwards.
I hope not lol omg.
So that whole accident thing was scheme set up by Tamar?
JLo did her BIG ONE with this role. I’ll Never take that away from her!
I said this months ago but I really need a BLUE STATE COMPACT IMMEDIATELY. Bring together all health depts, all education depts, etc... under one umbrella. Collectivize guidance, ensure that disabled students get what they need, etc... An emergency meeting of all Blue State Governors is overdue.
You can’t clock someone who was living in a blown sugar rainbow closet to start. Still funny tho.
Not you getting showed up by the bed frame lol. Open a window turn on a fan bby
O M G 😭😭😭
Splinter could actually morph into a whole series. Like, The Strain.
Scorch this planet and I mean QUICKLY
I would too!
Two top tier, wild ass movies.
One of my fave things to randomly blurt
“Americans be like, ITS BISCUITS” “Scones” 😭😭
I might be obsessed with these survivalist shows again.
You can take off a good 2-3 inches. HELLO!!
Thats literally who ICE hr recruiters are looking for.
Them shorts ain’t short enough
I listen to this often.
Thinking a “closeted” white gay man would be great at baked goods is hilarious.
Everything with America is one big fcking joke.
Me during Act III
Whatever the word is for the thing thats worse than narcissism, Thats him.
Always a white person with some fckn manifesto.
I need our sun to go supernova already or whatever it is. 5 billion years from now is too fckn long.
I still want this sweatshirt she’s wearing.
Didn’t do my morning walk. Made coffee and gonna read a few chapters of this new book instead. And that’s ok.
It’s a kink or he considers any woman who doesn’t wear underwear unsavory and easy. He ugly either way.
You will never convince me that that’s not a stud. I’m so sorry.
Moose knuckle has a nice ring to it.
I hate the word “bulge” so much 😖
Is she on drugs..like the hard stuff? Medically speaking.
Mmhmm
So, exactly what is the biggest difference between #Bluesky and #Blacksky ? Feel free to link the necessary skeets here for me. Thanky!!!
I mighty get a truth social just so I can retweet that fool and call him a Stupid bitch everyday 😭😭
Being under the prison ain’t enough Ngl.
SEATED!!
It is better
No ma’am, SEND IT BACK! Return to sender!!
So one of each
