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@deblooze.bsky.social

Yet another 70+ loudmouth from Queens, NY. Retired from drums, live sound, studio. So many smart people here — I’ll try to keep up. 😊

created December 2, 2024

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I grew up in Queens New York in the 70s about 5 miles from Trump‘s house. I remember learning about the Trump Crime Family by reading the great Wayne Barrett in the Village Voice. So believe me, I’m with you.😊

18/9/2025, 12:05:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for the heads up.

17/9/2025, 11:50:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Learning to Laugh at Yourself —The Path to Mental Health“ By Donald Trump (foreword by Barack Obama)

17/9/2025, 10:55:22 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope. Just email & text with wife, family, and friends. No need to close nonexistent Twitter or Facebook accounts. Began on BlueSky with the innocence of a fresh laid egg. 🥚🐣😁

17/9/2025, 7:46:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for the kind words, but BlueSky is my one and only online presence.

17/9/2025, 7:38:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice to hear stories like that. Spencer Tracy fighting to convince the studio to wait out Van Johnson’s accident recovery on “A Guy Named Joe.” Leslie Howard‘s insistence that Humphrey Bogart repeat his Broadway role in the film version of “The Petrified Forest“ 😊

17/9/2025, 7:33:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too bad we can’t trace all the 3 AM rape threats received by Democratic women from MAGA braindeads. Make a nice First Amendment test case, no? With Pamela Jo, the definition of hate speech depends entirely on who’s on the receiving end. She needs to dig a hole and jump in it. 🪏

17/9/2025, 6:39:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kash Patel couldn’t organize a one car funeral. 🚗😵⚰️

17/9/2025, 6:29:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, Kash Patel is indeed a fish-eyed fool. But completely off topic, thanks for bringing to mind the wonderful LaWanda Page, who as Aunt Esther, held her own with the great Redd Foxx on “Sanford & Son.”

Three images of LaWanda Page Redd Foxx
17/9/2025, 6:24:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Restoration of democracy.😇 Entire Trump administration beamed aboard an alien spacecraft for study. 👽

17/9/2025, 6:07:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am based in the US, but lately I wouldn’t call it living. 😑

17/9/2025, 5:04:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In this photo, FBI director Kash Patel does his impression of an escaped lunatic who falsifies his résumé in order to obtain an assistant professorship at a small third tier southern college. …and hasn’t been found out yet. 😳

17/9/2025, 5:02:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As Trump mentor Roy Cohn looked on, Attorney Joseph Welch took care of McCarthy with his deadly and wonderful question: "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you no sense of decency?" That mattered back then. But with this bunch — and the people who voted for them — I wonder.😢

Roy Cohn with Joseph McCarthy
16/9/2025, 8:25:37 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember “Silence of the Lambs“, when the rookie cop asks Clarice Starling about Hannibal Lecter: “is it true…that he’s some kind of vampire?“ and Clarice replies: “They don’t have a name for what he is.“ The same can be said of Donald Trump, who has the temerity to call Ilhan Omar disgusting.🤬

Donald Trump Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter in “The Silence of the Lambs“
16/9/2025, 8:12:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All great, but all kind of serious. Let’s not forget how fun Redford could be — even without words.😁

16/9/2025, 6:46:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good to hear Representative Cleaver calling them “tariff taxes“. No Democrat should be calling them anything else. $🤨$ Those two words need to be welded together all the way ‘til 2029.

16/9/2025, 6:37:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was a resident of New York State when the Honorable Mario Cuomo was its Governor. If you planted an oak tree at the edge of the Grand Canyon, you would not be able to find an acorn that’s fallen as far from the tree as the Cuomo boys have from Mario.

16/9/2025, 6:31:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What they need is a good script doctor… There are so many plot holes in their bullshit these days… …it’s no wonder ol’ Kash can’t seem to keep the shit straight. It’s so tough to get good help these days…🤤

16/9/2025, 6:05:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What they need is a good script doctor… There are so many plot holes in their bullshit these days… …it’s no wonder ol’ Kash can’t seem to keep the shit straight. It’s so tough to get good help these days…🤤

16/9/2025, 6:02:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Laura! Charlie Kirk didn’t need to go to college because the morons that fell for his grift barely showed up for high school.

16/9/2025, 5:42:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably has trouble sounding out the big words…

16/9/2025, 4:29:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Maybe they'll have to go after you.” Just once wouldn’t you love to hear a reporter answer: “Come & get me, you demented, gutless old fart! Fuck you and your whole family!” Time was if a man threatened you, you could tell him to shove it up his ass and not get fired. …or shipped to Ghana.🤬

16/9/2025, 4:25:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So far, there’s been no deed or policy so heinous that Pamela Jo Bondi will not shut her eyes to it. But don’t get too comfy Pammy. Donnie will continue to drill into you until he hits bone, and tells you to do something even •you• can’t face doing. Just ask Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.☠️

16/9/2025, 1:43:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny, but anything that benefits him, he’s absolutely goddamn sure as can be. But when it comes to someone else‘s rights, President BrainDead is “not so sure”. Why doesn’t he have the balls to come right out and say it? To him, the rest of us are nothing but bugs… …and bugs don’t have rights.🪳

16/9/2025, 1:17:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember the old days when you hardly ever heard the word “investigate“? …and even when you did, it was being spoken in an old movie or a cartoon… …by guys who looked like this?😐

Otto Preminger as Colonel von Scherbach in “Stalag 17“ “Fearless Leader“ from “Rocky and Bullwinkle“
16/9/2025, 11:31:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they say Donald doesn’t learn things… “300,000,000,” Trump thought to himself, “a “3” and eight zeros — nice rounded digits.” “I could’ve said 750 million, but 7s and 5s have all those sharp corners.” “Rounded numbers like “3” and “0”don’t hurt quite as much when I pull them out of my ass.”😬

16/9/2025, 11:16:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1984 called. It wants its book back.😳

16/9/2025, 10:56:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like a puddle.

16/9/2025, 4:06:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America should have a remembrance for Charlie Kirk, but not in a park in a place of honor. Indoors, as the first exhibit in our brand new… “Museum of Fascism“. Caveats: His hateful principles —verbatim— are chiseled into stone. His vile podcasts play 24/7/365. Let his own words tell the tale.

Smiling Trump with Charlie Cook and book
16/9/2025, 3:49:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn!! All the hatred, bile, and Machiavellian machinations boiling over in that fevered little brain of Goebbels wannabe Stephen Miller, have already cooked nearly every hair follicle on his head… …nevertheless, he persists.😁 What’s left, Pee-wee German — your eyebrows?😡

Stephen Miller in Nazi uniform. Caption: PEE WEE GERMAN
15/9/2025, 10:05:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Andrew Tate: I dont sleep with vaccinated women. Reply: yay the vaccines work
15/9/2025, 10:39:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, you know… …the right tool for the job.

15/9/2025, 10:34:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one should be surprised when Brian Kilmeade or any Fox bacterium says something vile. The shame here is his viewers’ response which was… …crickets. As he knew it would be. A dial tone like Kilmeade wouldn’t risk his gig by speaking out of tune with his audience. Who but Fox would hire him?🤤

15/9/2025, 10:30:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ll never get the facts about ICE until this administration is gone. But one thing is certain: These assholes do not get paid in cash, which means there are records. From then on it’s just good old police work: ID these guys one at a time, put them in separate cells… …and see who rats first.🐀

15/9/2025, 10:25:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that the spineless GOP has made its rotten little deal with the Devil… Why ever would anyone think they’d find the guts to break it?

Painting:
15/9/2025, 10:07:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Smart people don’t like me“ … …says Donnie the Chump to a roomful of people who all know: 1) Ante up his member fee; 2) Laugh when he wants you to; 3) Roll him on his back, rub his tummy, and tell him he belongs on Rushmore… …and they can get anything from a pardon to the Medal of Freedom. 🤣🤣🤣

15/9/2025, 8:53:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the U.S. were to establish a policy of flying the flag at half staff for every gun tragedy… …whoever manufactures flag poles might just as well come out with a custom model exclusively for the American market… …that only goes up halfway. Save time and rope.🥺

15/9/2025, 8:19:31 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I •will• do everything my doctor says: watch my weight, lots of sleep, stay hydrated, vitamins… Every goddamn thing. Because I •insist• on living to see that vicious, whiny Himmler wannabe behind bars. The entitled racist punk who refused to empty his tray in high school, scrubbing toilets? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

15/9/2025, 1:46:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s an interesting take, whether you agree with the author’s conclusions about Buckley or not.

14/9/2025, 9:54:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣 Yup, I forgot about that. He does have Daddy Gary’s smile though, doesn’t he?😁

Eric Trump Gary Busey
14/9/2025, 8:12:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We Must Not Posthumously Sanitize Charlie Kirk's Hateful Life?!! They’re not sanitizing, they’re canonizing. Pope Leo, check your email. 🤬🤬🤬

14/9/2025, 7:35:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Smart people don’t like me“ … …says Donnie the Chump to a roomful of people who all know: 1) Ante up his member fee; 2) Laugh when he wants you to; 3) Roll him on his back, rub his tummy, and tell him he belongs on Rushmore… …and they can get anything from a pardon to the Medal of Freedom. 🤣🤣🤣

14/9/2025, 7:13:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My sweetie would much prefer that I’d had Spotify back then, instead of these boxes of CDs!😁 But when record company greed ($17.98 each!) put many off CDs, the only alternative was crappy Napster MP3s. HD storage was pricey too. I later used SoundJam, precursor to Apple iTunes, to RIP CDs to HD.💿😎

14/9/2025, 3:37:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In me, you are dealing with a crazed and ancient pack rat who began buying CDs (and still does) in 1983 when they first came out. My first two purchases were: “Bop Till You Drop” — Ry Cooder and: “The Nightfly” — Donald Fagen Which, if memory serves, were the very first digitally recorded CDs. 😎🎶

“Bop Till You Drop” — Ry Cooder “The Nightfly” — Donald Fagen
14/9/2025, 1:28:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/2 First day back from her funeral in NY, feeling about as you’d expect, I sat at our Mac to put on some tunes. “Your choice Mom.“ I said, and put iTunes on shuffle. 42,000 songs, and what do you think came up? Nat “King” Cole, singing… …“Don’t Get Around Much Anymore.“ …nice one, Mom. 🥲

14/9/2025, 12:10:34 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/2 Before passing along this little Nat “King” Cole story (which I swear on my life is true)… …there are three things to know about my Mom: 1) big Nat “King” Cole fan 2) big believer in the afterlife 3) pretty fair sense of humor

14/9/2025, 12:10:34 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democrats need to erect a… Great Big Beautiful Doomsday Countdown Clock …and publicize it/talk about it/challenge Republicans on it 24/7/365 starting yesterday!🤨

14/9/2025, 11:49:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it is $1.99! …per •half• gallon… Shrinkflation. 😑

14/9/2025, 6:49:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do dearly hope the kitchen staff spit in his food… …the •entire• kitchen staff… 🤧🤢

14/9/2025, 6:45:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can just hear tough guy Stephen Miller’s voice as a child, speaking the line that struck fear into the hearts of his boyhood enemies: “You just wait ‘til I tell my Mommy what you did! Boy are you gonna get it!” 🤣🤣🤣

14/9/2025, 6:38:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is unbelievably prescient!! It looks exactly like Trump, cankles and all! …and no, I’m not talking about the rider. 😁

14/9/2025, 6:27:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember, MTG thinks we control the weather… …and don’t forget about the Jewish Space Lasers and Chemtrails. It appears that with our Collective Hive Mind we have the power to cause evil by sheer force of will. Must be all those Negative Waves. 🤣🤣🤣

14/9/2025, 6:21:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nuts, bolts, washers, screws, electrical bugs, lugs, plugs, etc.… We use old Christmas Cookie tins around here, which when shaken, rattle just like the fetters of Marley‘s Ghost… “In keeping with the situation…“ 🎄😁🎄

Kathleen Harrison as Mrs. Dilber in “Scrooge” (1951) Sir Michael Hordern as Jacob Marley in “Scrooge“ (1951)
14/9/2025, 6:05:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic DEIA: Diversity, Equality, Inclusion, Accessibility Republican DEIA: Demagoguery, Ephebophilia, Incompetence, Avarice

14/9/2025, 2:38:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It always amazes me what Fritz Lang was able to pull off in a no-budget noir. The scenes between Lee Marvin and Gloria Grahame are truly hair raising. The always wonderful Grahame will break your heart.🥲

14/9/2025, 2:11:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is somehow poetic that in attempting to spell “assassinated“, Donald Trump Jr. omitted an “ass,” of which there are two… A pair of “asses” — kind of like himself and his brother Eric. Or even like himself and his ineducable Dad… Proof positive that the turd doesn’t fall far from the asshole.💩

14/9/2025, 12:25:20 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s one for you quantum physicists out there! 🤓 How is it possible for Stephen Miller to be both an indescribable hard-on and an utterly flaccid limp-dick simultaneously?🧐 It baffles science…🤨

13/9/2025, 9:00:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one should be surprised when Brian Kilmeade or any Fox bacterium says something vile. The shame here is his viewers’ response which was… …crickets. As he knew it would be. A dial tone like Kilmeade wouldn’t risk his gig by speaking out of tune with his audience. Who but Fox would hire him?🤤

Fox and Friends Hosts Hyenas from “The Lion King“
13/9/2025, 8:35:34 PM | 1 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one should be surprised when Brian Kilmeade or any Fox bacterium says something vile. The shame here is his viewers’ response which was… …crickets. As he knew it would be. A dial tone like Kilmeade wouldn’t risk his gig by speaking out of tune with his audience. Who but Fox would hire him?🤤

Fox and Friends hosts Hyenas from “The Lion King”
13/9/2025, 8:32:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only commenting on the predictions of people much smarter than I (such as yourself), garnered from trusted sources. Personally, on the mathematics of crypto, I confess to an absence of comprehension that is so utterly complete, that I find myself unable even to formulate an intelligent question. 😵‍💫

13/9/2025, 5:40:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…So it won’t be too long before the power of Quantum computing unlocks Crypto security. And on that day, won’t Crypto, Bitcoin, Stablecoin, Memecoin etc. all go… …Poof… Back to the Land of Make-Believe? But fear not Donnie… Plenty of time to fleece some suckers and move on to the next grift.🤑

13/9/2025, 2:53:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see Stevie is dressing a little bit more casual these days. Perhaps Katie likes him better when he doesn’t remind people so much of the Grand Inquisitor.👽

Star Wars’ Grand Inquisitor
13/9/2025, 2:42:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And seldom has there been a better characterization of the banality of evil than Raymond Burr’s Lars Thorwald. The sweaty, put-upon nebbish-turned-murderer who gets more and more desperate as Hitchcock tightens the noose. The crime takes an instant, but the cover-up is forever.🧐

13/9/2025, 2:27:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would say that the eyes work, but it’s the brain that is fake. In short, the lights are on but nobody’s home. 😁

13/9/2025, 5:35:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump is completely ineducable. Ask his teachers.

13/9/2025, 4:14:08 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/9/2025, 3:57:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At last! The perfect metaphor for Republican governance!🤬 (Faces enhanced to further illustrate Sanders callous obliviousness)

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: warm and dry. Kids: cold and wet.
13/9/2025, 3:51:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Careful With That Axe, Eugene… 😳

13/9/2025, 3:39:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Repost) —— POP QUIZ —— Please Identify this face: A.) Reclusive resident of quiet suburban neighborhood arrested on TV when the six prisoners in his basement dungeon escape and call the cops. B.) United States FBI Director. Yeah, I know. I can hardly believe it myself. 🙁

Kash Patel
13/9/2025, 3:07:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Dan Bongino and Kash Patel trying to run the FBI is like watching a monkey try to fuck a football! 🏈🐒 Kash Patel looks like that sketchy little guy from the quiet neighborhood who gets busted on TV when the prisoners in his basement dungeon escape and call the cops.😱

12/9/2025, 4:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big surprise! This is the guy who buried Ivana on his golf course to get a tax break.⚰️ I bet his kids do the same to him.😵 If they did, I’d visit the site with a glad heart and full bladder. But three problems: 1) I can’t afford the member fee 2) I don’t own a parachute 3) I fucking hate golf 😁

12/9/2025, 1:42:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations and many more! 🥳 I wore this on our 30th last year, and we just made it through another one.😁

T-shirt: “30 years in and she hasn't Killed Me yet”
12/9/2025, 1:16:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The NY Yankees have been mostly dead to me since Steinbrenner ruined baseball for my dad back in the 70s, but I hadn’t put the last nail in the pin-striped coffin until this. Here’s wishing the Yankees every and all four-letter words, in every possible combination, in every language known to Man. 🤬

12/9/2025, 12:41:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow! They’re sending Abbott… —— AND —— Costello! That shooter is as good as in custody right now!🙄

Poster for “Abbot and Costello Meet the Killer”
11/9/2025, 11:08:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they have any pointers for us? Even with all the deportations we could still find a Portuguese translator. 🤓

11/9/2025, 10:55:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like fun!🤨

11/9/2025, 10:52:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I presume double-dipping is extra?

11/9/2025, 6:51:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad they have photos. Now Patel will have to cancel this press release: “Kirk’s killer was a radical left Marxist Democrat immigrant who belonged to a Secret Cabal of Skilled Trans Assassins. The killer used her/their lovely pink pleated skirt and matching bag to hide her/their weapon & ammo.”🤨

11/9/2025, 6:46:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To paraphrase the great Jim Hightower, “There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos” …and has-been political consultants with their own yellow stripes on CNN.

THERE'S NOTHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD BUT YELLOW STRIPES AND DEAD ARMADILLOS Booked by JIM HIGHTOWER Jim Hightower
11/9/2025, 6:24:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope all those cease-and-desist letters he’s getting from rock bands not to use their music at his shitty rallies aren’t signed by band members… …he might be collecting the autographs to use at fundraisers. 🤬

11/9/2025, 6:05:07 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Separated at birth? You be the judge.😑

Susan Collins Lisa Murkowski
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11/9/2025, 3:01:00 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep running your mouth, Fist Face — your time is coming… You need to remember this: Donald Trump may have immunity, but you don’t 🤨 Maybe you’ll pull a cushy job in the prison library… …but with a kisser like yours I wouldn’t count on it.👹

11/9/2025, 2:52:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clever… Clever… 😁

10/9/2025, 9:55:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A long time ago an 8 y/o girl was being teased by her brother and his pal, so she walked right up to them and popped her brother in the snoot.😁 The other kid smirked, “What about me? I did it too.“ She answered, “I don’t care about you, but he’s my brother and I want him to grow up right. Truth.😁

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In light of the fact that there was a murder today… Maybe a different song? I know it was Charlie Kirk, but no such thing as a good murder.

10/9/2025, 9:40:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little known fact: Former Faux News sexual abuser Bill O’Reilly once loaned out personal supplicant Jesse Watters to director Quentin Tarantino, to play a pivotal role in 1994’s “Pulp Fiction”. Tarantino felt that the work Watters performed for O’Reilly lent a “special something“ to the role. 🤣🤣🤣

Character “the gimp“ from Quentin Tarantino‘s “Pulp Fiction“
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Update: Charlie Kirk is dead.

10/9/2025, 8:53:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charlie Kirk?🤨 Common sense? 😆😆😆 Limits on firearms? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲 Oh, I get it… …irony, right?😁

10/9/2025, 8:10:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump and doge have nothing whatever to do with making people’s lives better or government efficiency. This is a mob bust out. Steal with both hands. Decimate the credit, and when you can’t squeeze out another dime, burn it down for the insurance.

10/9/2025, 7:38:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TAKI 183 could not have done better! Congrats!😁

10/9/2025, 7:31:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To listen to the brain rot, and witness the decrepitude is one thing… …but I draw the line at olfactory aids 😝👃

Trump in silhouette as 💩 with 🚫
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ROSWELL, NM —1947 Infant alien Trump escapes as spaceman warns:
10/9/2025, 4:18:34 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Point taken.🙂

10/9/2025, 4:07:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forgive me if I’m wrong, but I believe our friend JKB-123 makes the point that Kennedy, as President, got stuck taking the rap for the Bay of Pigs… …despite the fact that it was basically a CIA stink bomb left behind for him by Nixon, the Cubans, Howard Hunt and Alan Dulles.

10/9/2025, 3:43:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And here I was thinking I was the only other guy that bought that album, despite how critics dug it. Glad to see I was wrong about that. 😎

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Art of the Signature Sometime between the discovery of his boyhood switchblade cache and his banishment to military school, Donald was given an electroencephalogram. The Dahmer-esque waveform so freaked out the EEG technician, that Trump gleefully copied it and it’s been his signature ever since.😱

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I guess that’s just what they had in stock on Etsy. …or was it Alibaba? But as metaphor? Perfecto! Vulgar, out-of-place, spray-painted, dime-a-dozen, phony. Just like the vulgar, out-of-place, spray-painted dime-a-dozen phony who put it there… Our Polyurethane POTUS.🤩

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