Newly diagnosed autistic, queer, writer, currently hyperfixating on all things Good Omens, any gender/pronouns really, just don't call me late for crepes
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Found a handy way to combat writers block. Open the file and just have it sitting there. Look at your phone, eat a snack, doodle a stick figure, but always have that file open and the words staring you down. Eventually you're brain will want to add to it.
like cmon can you blame me
And according to trump, God has spared him already after the “assassination”, so he should be safe! 🤷🏻♀️
Yup, I can totally see it.
Oh! I don't fw either of them having human lovers bc I feel like it would be an ethical quandary, but I do like the idea of Aziraphale being a safe person that shy or anxious people could have as a FWB/therapist.
Leftist content creators have deeply failed the current moment because they know they will get attacked by certain fans for ie criticizing SB 20 or defending porn. A lot of people are failing to meet the moment and are risking future credibility
YEEEEESSSSS 🤩
Peepshow pendant with emergency modesty swivel bail, sterling silver And I can’t believe I’m about to use this hashtag for a piece of jewelry, but: #GoodOmensNSFW
I don't remember the title I'm sorry. I'll try to find it when I get home
Fantastic! I read one where Aziraphale got kidnapped and Crowley didn't so much rescue him as pick him up after he was finished teaching the miscreants a lesson. 😂
I did work on the deck for a bit, but the happy chemicals of getting rid of an entire row of tangled weeds and old wet boards made it worth it.
Shamelessly stolen from the bad place.
OH MY GAWD where had this series been all my life? 😂😂😂
Me: I'm going to take it easy and do exactly nothing today. I must relax and recharge. Me to me: finish that chapter and then work on the deck. No. Work on the deck for an hour THEN finish that chapter.
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Now I'm picturing them negotiating various experiments. "Angel we already tried that position, remember?" "Yes but not on Saturn."
I bought some mounting tools and started framing and hanging up my fan art around the house. Every so often I think, wait, I can just do whatever I want now. Holy shit.
Like a little air horn or a bell ringing. It would be so funny if every time someone started to say it, something loud would interrupt them like a car horn or Gabriel popping in all HI GUYS WHAT ARE WE DOING??
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Considering how they took to other sensory pleasures like eating and drinking, I think it would be a bit strange if they didn't at least experiment. *pictures Aziraphale sticking his tongue out to cautiously taste the ox meat, popping it into his mouth and then*
Let me take this opportunity to say to anyone writing a Halloween fic over the next couple of months, please tag me when you post them I must consume them all like an angel with a pile of ox ribs 🥺🙏🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
This scene is such a modern metaphor because we’re all Dorothy just clutching our pets as hard as we can and talking to our two remaining weirdo friends while the world rains asbestos snow on all of us 24/7
BLUE SKY DOES NOT PUNISH YOU FOR ADDING LINKS OR TAGS PLEASE ARTISTS, PUT YOUR SHOP LINK IN THE POST, YOU ARE FREE HERE!!! NO MORE "🔗 in b1o YOU DOnT HAVE TO CENSOR YOUR WORDS HERE!!!!
I've seen some vocally anti-AI people recently make an anti-AI post and be surprised there are still pro-AI people following them, and I can explain this; most pro-AI people think they are somehow the exception. the way THEY are using it, SURELY you would take no issue! well, we do. so fuck off.
"You don't have him. He has you. Hope you like existential guilt with your tea."
I love the saying "Do no harm but take no shit," but I think I found an even better one for living your best peaceful life. Filter relentlessly but still read the tags.
Yeah, I hope they're just new to AO3 and still getting the hang of it. I couldn't live like that.
And possibly decaying as we speak, yes.
We’re really going to need readers to start supporting authors on their own storefronts. A lot of people feel morally against using itch now and I can’t tell you what to do, but I can tell you that sales are down across the board, and if you want things to exist, we need your support
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That is HILARIOUS. What did they think that meant??? I'm guessing that they had "bottom Crowley" filtered out and your fic slipped through. But that's still on them bc you gotta read the tags, filter relentlessly but still read the tags. And they still could have stopped reading any time.
Oof. Happy visibility 😂
The first piss in your own bathroom after getting home from a long trip
Flipping back and forth faster than a senator on the campaign trail because I live in the Midwest and seasons are made up and the weather makes no sense.
Huh. I wonder what caused that. 🤬
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*blinks* I don't know which fic this is from, but every one of yours I've read is full of foreshadowing in the shape of Azi imagining what he's about to do to that thang. They had plenty of warning and could have stopped reading at any time. If they chose not to that's on them.
This is scary as hell, but for news coverage? This is a GIFT. "You can be banned for *buying* Game of Thrones." Send emails to journalists and news sites and communities you're a part of and talk about the dangers here. People are going to care about this a lot more when it's not just creators.
All bisexual players must roll sneak with disadvantage.
Their faces are so 🥹🥹🥹🥹
And those exchanges with Shax are the absolute best, bc not only is the contrast very funny, but it reminds us that Shax is being all Rraaah I'm a scary demon, but it's clearly not personal. Most of the demons in hell are just folks, the system is the problem. Just like heaven. *Guitar strum*
They were pretty amazing shoes, no lie
"I wanted a PIANO!" why do I giggle and shiver every time I hear him say that what is wrong with me
When I was 15 I watched a movie called VI Warshowski in which a woman on the pull puts on her favorite pair of fuck me shoes and crosses her legs enticingly as a hot guy approaches. He starts to pass on by--so she puts a foot out and trips him. They later bone. This movie became a core memory.
YOU GET ME
Hire a Black woman. We tend to be very good at what we do because we simply are not allowed to be bad at it.
Hee hee hee I still say no whammy no whammy when a cashier is running my debit card..😂
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I can't speak to percentages, but my ex thinks that the Amityville Horror was real.
"The Republican Party wants to pull YOUR teenage daughter's pants down in the middle of gym class if they think she's too good at lacrosse, this is vile and depraved and only the start of their intrusive government overreach" should be the party line and I don't think it's a heavy lift
Every slut has a pair of fuck me shoes, and gender is irrelevant.
I think that most demons take being evil as just part of the job. Like, Crowley and Aziraphale are mortal enemies but then they walk into their head offices side by side in season one. So Shax is being Evil to do her job but it isn't personal. It's giving
EXACTLY. 🥰
The only people whose opinion you should care about are yourself and Michael Sheen. /j
New chapter of Eternal Flame. Will our intrepid heroes finally reunite? archiveofourown.org/works/665550...
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
Still my favorite explanation of the difference between INT and WIS: int is knowing that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster
Season three let's goo
Singer-songwriter Malan has returned with 'Lovesick' - the first track from her upcoming bilingual EP
There are no sacrifices that will keep any right-wingers happy. They're not going to say "okay, we got rid of trans rights, gay marriages are OK" or "we stopped small boats, people with leave to remain can stay". They'll want another target. Appeasement is pointless. Don't give them an inch.
This is a fabulous way of explaining how genre is helpful rather than limiting
Splashing around and deliberately spilling water, my favorite is when he whipped around and flung water at the demons behind the glass and made them all scream with terror. That was brutal lol 😍
Those also exist and have for some time.
There are so many smaller towns that are close enough to Chicago that you can reach everything but far enough that you can live a little more rural. The northern suburbs next to Wisconsin are my favorite. Lots of businesses, lots of jobs, lots of access to social services.
Can I get a witness brothers and sisters. Anyone on American soil has a right to due process, It's guaranteed by the Fifth & Fourteenth Amendments of the Constitution, guaranteeing fair treatment under the law regardless of citizenship status. Can you feel it Come on down
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
Thanks to your collective ineffability, TIC 6 raised... £10,362.09! This takes our charity total to a truly wahoo-worthy £64,018.57 raised since the first TIC, held in August 2019, for @alzheimersresearchuk.org in memory of Sir Terry Pratchett. To the world 🥂 #GoodOmens #ForACure
Why are so many AI people trying to get into hobbies they absolutely despise? "Fuck reading just give me the summary", Fuck art just make it for me", "I got ideas but fuck actually writing" like??? Maybe just find something you enjoy doing and do that?????
Keysmash. If "loved it" feels too plain Jane, assgfxaefghtcgrf gets the point across but with more pizzazz. 😁
AALLLLLLL of this. Any little word or keysmash will brighten my day. Comments are like oxygen.
Small active and greedy are exactly why I'm still considering a corn. I know balls are notorious for feeding issues and I'm not looking forward to that possibility. But ball pythons are so squish, sigh idk. I've got time to consider.
My kid ordered a dryer last month and accidentally got the wrong kind. The guy left the dryer in the box in our laundry room and said he'd be back to swap it for the right one. A different guy showed up and said where's the hardware? Bro. Why is the hardware not in the box? We only have the box.
Every time I think about adopting a ball python I see one of your posts and go, OR... 😍😍😍 They're just so KYOOT!
Unfortunately, it seems that president Trump was found alive today at the white house. Ours thoughts and prayers to the american people in this difficult time
The people who are saying “nothing will change” are usually the same people who are saying “we’re doomed”, so they’re easy to ignore. More to the point, they’re wrong because he’ll be gone, and the world will be made better by his absence. And when it happens, not a single tear will be shed.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
I'm sure that's the plan. There have already been stories of young ladies forced to expose themselves to random security guards. This is a permission slip for perverts.
You are completely correct. What this situation illustrates isn't that the law is badly written but that trans people are the means to an end. They're not passing it to target one demographic: they're doing it to target anyone who doesn't follow archaic gender norms. Which is most of us.
If a man wants to violate a woman he's not going to bother dressing up, he'll just go do it.
I expect we're going to see a wave of gun carrying perverts stopping women and asking to see their junk. We're going to be running risk assessment software in our heads every time we need to take a leak.
That little hip flex is just so
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
The White House rn
here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone
His grave is going to be a gender neutral bathroom.
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Oh of course that makes sense. I was thinking that champagne would make more sense, but yeah.
Sorry the pizza indicator?
Good.
He said that he literally could not see where he was going when he was driving that army truck at the end of season one. The wind was blowing directly in his eyes and all he could see was the huge yellow line where he was meant to stop. That panic in Crowley's eyes? Wasn't acting. 😂
What was that? I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, I was watching.... something.
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Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.
Y’allsey 
