This is a masterpiece
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This is a masterpiece
Did the US take control of southwestern BC? ; )
I’ll never forget the look on peoples’ faces when I explained to them what the V stood for. As if they’d been lied to for years.
This is a good way to sus out those freaks who pronounce it dahtah
It’s not a live presentation this year is it?
It’s an excellent and hilarious show that you really should give a try. Watched the whole series twice during COVID lockdown.
This is located on Ralph Ave, which also has a whole different meaning.
Scrolling too fast and read this as Carlos Alcaraz
RE: Cleaning up Potamia
Removing page numbers from a book is called exfoliating
I also would have accepted: Do or do not, there is no try.
No it’s like the British Royal family. Only one or the other. But her first born son will be.
Haha I had the same thought!
Incorrectly applied tzatziki has fixed me
I’m over the moon! (It’s just a gray rock.)
🎵 Moooooose moose 🎵 🎵 Mooooose moose 🎵 🎵 moosemoose moosemoose moosemoose moosemoose 🎵
Truly Sabotage was a masterpiece. But so you didn’t mean Bjorn Bork’s love song? ; )
Jerry no
Like Sleeping Beauty
The beguiling beauty of a cemetery. 📷 📸 🪦 🇯🇵
Do anonymous bird photos count?
Sunset skyline from Arthur Ashe Stadium at the US Open. 📷 📸 🌆 🎾 🏟️ #photography
You are in for a treat. There’s not a waste line of dialogue in the series.
Alanis, impersonating a skeksis. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🌑 🔮 #photography
Did it make a sound?
Do you ever let it loop forever on a device just to get another penny? Because I’m convinced I would.
👀 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 #photography
Mourning dove makes the mistake of landing on the A/C unit near my camera. 📷 📸 🪶 🕊️ #photography
Look at the mesc u got us lin
You just know he’s doing voices and bouncing them around.
I love deciphering a “bonjour, hi” for clues on how best to proceed
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Mute swan, after seeing the rerelease of Shin Godzilla in 4K. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦢 🗼 #photography
It’s actually MS KNOW, but the K is silent.
I learned the hard way that this kind of separation anxiety in dogs is sadly made worse when you give them a ton of attention before leaving and when returning. If you (painfully) ignore the dog for 10 mins on either side it will help them in the long run.
Great blue heron reflected in Prospect Park lake this afternoon. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 #photography
This film is fantastic. So moving. Run don’t walk to go see it while you can.
Tell me it’s Sunday night without telling me it’s Sunday night
Typical bodega art design. Nothing says authenticity quite like a well-worn sign. 📷 📸 🪧 🐓 🇯🇲 #photography
Which insect? Ants, ants, ants
don’t tell me they’re eating that crap
This installation, one of the first discoveries I made after getting a telephoto lens, is hiding in plain sight if you know where to look for it. 📷 📸 🗿 👩⚖️ 🪷 🏛️ #photography
It’s so criminally nice out in NYC for yet another Friday night that I’m issuing a citizen’s arrest.
Pomegranate would like a word with you
Black-crowned night heron growing increasingly skeptical of how I’m going to use their images. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🤨 #photography
When you put on your puffer jacket for the first time of the season. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 #photography
(Seeing someone with a Prada bag): You know who else wears Prada?
Pine cones in the Brooklyn Botanic Garden. 📷 📸 🍃 🌲 #photography
We know who the real hero was in this story
Alanis, flying from one log to another, searching for fish. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🪽 #photography
He keeps telling me that he’s never gonna give me up
But I think all of your base already belong to someone else
Swiss Army duck 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦆 🇨🇭 #photography
Acquaintancebawamba
Thanks! I hadn’t realized this was out, just got tickets.
Can confirm that it’s impossible to visit Tasmania without holding out hope that you’ll somehow spot one.
Eastern amberwing, somehow finding camouflage on a mostly green lake. 📷 📸 🍃 🐉 🪰 🍁 #photography
I applaud you for avoiding the absurdist term “deplaning”, but I’m not convinced that ‘deboarding a plane’ is much better. Exiting?
Thanks! All credit due to the subject.
Is it removing the seats?
Après qu’il s’installe sur les billets de banque.
Wood duck, covered in duckweed. 📷 📸 🪶 🍃 🦆 #photography
The sky bridge on W. 15th street. This connects to the building that was once Nabisco’s headquarters where the Oreo was invented in 1912. 📷 📸 🌉 🍪 ⚫️⚪️⚫️ #photography
Exciting, but that image suggests they’ll be awful translations. ; )
You left out the part where a drone takes out one of the planes because some guy wants video of the fire.
Brown-belted bumblebee, seemingly in their version of heaven, in the Brooklyn Botanic Garden. 📷 📸 🍃 🐝 🌺 #photography
Blue dasher (not dashing). 📷 📸 🍃 🐉 🪰 #photography
Cuomo accusing Mamdani of growing up rich is — say it with me — rich
Mallards having brunch on Prospect Park lake. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦆 #photography
Alanis, seemingly reacting to the etymology of their name. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🪵 ⁉️ #photography
Is that the opposite of divide and conquer?
Yes absolutely, but also, to be fair as someone who’s lived in rent stabilized units for over 2 decades, I have to stop myself every time and say the opposite of what I naturally think. The names really feel reversed. Stable sounds like it doesn’t increase and the other like it goes up a bit.
Welcome back! Don’t miss Mordor on Dekalb and all the many other new condos.
Mute swan parents take a break from their cygnets. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦢 💤 #photography
One of the many great, oft overlooked, spots to sit in the Lincoln Center terrace. 📷 📸 #photography
Lode Runner
Thought about it, but I can’t live with the kitchen cabinet colors.
“Reclining Figure”, although I’ve yet to make it out. 📷 📸 #photography
When you hope they won’t notice your nose job. 📷 📸 🗿 🤥 #photography
I’m still waiting for that Nicole Kidman movie to come out. They’ve been teasing it for years.
Bird within a bird 📷 📸 🪶 #photography
Live, Laugh, Love (Choose one)
I have yet to find a comfortable pair of shoes. Can you recommend a product I could place between my feet and the shoes?
Lone pine tree in Shirley Chisholm State Park (one of the city’s hidden gems) 📷 📸 🍃 🌳 #photography
shhh they’re sleeping 📷 📸 🚇 💤 #photography
Haha I feel your pain, if that helps any. It won’t stop so you can’t take it personally.
But I thought in Soviet Russia the ice creams you?
Where 7 trains go to sleep. 📷 📸 🚇 🫅🫅 #photography
I just guffawed embarrassingly in public no thanks to this
Tardis
As a bilingual Montrealer with a clearly anglophone name I know this phenomenon all too well.
Just learned that this statue of William Henry Seward is rumored to depict his head atop a repurposed sculpture of Lincoln’s body. 📷 📸 🍃 🗿 #photography
On this date in 1862 Alberto Pastor perfected his signature chicken dish.
Beat me to it. Is it departing at 8:17?
This is hilarious. Thank you.
Cinema led me to believe there’d be more Will Smith, but I’m not complaining.
When the flag reads the room. 📷 📸 😞 #photography
If you’re in NYC and not talking a long walk outside right now I can’t help you.