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Denny Carter

@dennycarter.bsky.social

I write for BadFaithTimes.com. Football knower, writer, podcaster. Enjoyer of chickpeas and Bowie. Millennials are the Greatest Generation.

created June 27, 2023

46,219 followers 1,385 following 20,526 posts

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Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

There is a second Purdy

2/9/2025, 2:34:36 AM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

That kid stinks

2/9/2025, 2:33:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

It really is a brand building exercise

2/9/2025, 2:33:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Arch Manning 104th out of 129 QBs in drop back EPA. Woof.

EPA data for college quarterbacks
2/9/2025, 2:30:31 AM | 55 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve never had more fun bsky.app/profile/ryan...

2/9/2025, 2:22:32 AM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Gonna need my Froghorns to put a fifty burger on Belichick, a member of the Never Good Hall of Fame

2/9/2025, 2:19:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture [Utah] Jazz Man Mark (@markrussellpereira.bsky.social) reposted

He is nationalizing the UNC football team

2/9/2025, 2:17:26 AM | 71 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m having a good time

2/9/2025, 2:17:13 AM | 62 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

My god. We finally have WWE Marxism.

2/9/2025, 12:24:52 AM | 80 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

when you ask UNC who they're starting at middle linebacker

1/9/2025, 9:42:01 PM | 173 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

I don’t mean to sound like a right wing dude saying “you couldn’t make this movie today” but you actually could absolutely not name a stadium after Arthur Ashe today. The political blowback would be too great.

1/9/2025, 8:41:12 PM | 73 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Thinking about becoming a guy who doesn’t care about sportsball outside the Tarheels losing every week

1/9/2025, 8:29:20 PM | 88 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Taps sign once again badfaithtimes.com/elon-musk-ca...

1/9/2025, 8:00:36 PM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

No one is immune to that kind of propaganda

1/9/2025, 5:50:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of replies saying everyone left on X is some kind of red pilled monster. That’s just not true. There are so many normies festering in the platform’s right wing brain rot.

1/9/2025, 5:41:09 PM | 54 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

For some reason I’m convinced Pete and Chip Kelly are gonna make the Raiders offense cook. Please don’t like this post for later.

1/9/2025, 5:39:00 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Love me some Looper

1/9/2025, 4:50:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bad Faith Times (@dennycarter.badfaithtimes.com.ap.brid.gy) reposted

28/8/2025, 6:27:43 PM | 40 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:27:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

Every August I put together a Zero RB draft guide for folks who are ZRB-curious but afraid to give it a go in their home league drafts. Hold my hand and learn the ways of an anti-fragile fantasy football draft strategy: www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...

26/8/2025, 4:01:37 PM | 40 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Tapper would have had no choice but to write a second book about Biden being old

1/9/2025, 4:10:22 PM | 61 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Trying to imagine how frazzled Jake Tapper would have been if Biden had vanished for a solid week

1/9/2025, 4:08:20 PM | 137 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually was tilted by most of your picks. Good team, you animal.

1/9/2025, 1:31:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Not that long ago a post like this would’ve led to another exodus from X. Now people are numb to it. The widespread acceptance of Musk’s extraordinary racism is … alarming.

1/9/2025, 12:43:57 PM | 200 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

Urging folks to stop thinking so hard about why the regime has occupied D.C. badfaithtimes.com/stop-trying-...

14/8/2025, 4:25:07 PM | 104 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Lemieux (@lemieuxlgm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

They got a name for the winners in the world, I want a name when I lose

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31/8/2025, 1:21:47 AM | 54 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve never been to Rudy’s. You know that.

1/9/2025, 12:07:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Enjoyer of Hats (@themikeheld.bsky.social) reposted

untrustworthy source. I saw him at Rudy's from the corner of my eye. He was very high. Crying shame.

31/8/2025, 11:50:04 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

I will never “drink my big black cow” and I will not “get outta here”

31/8/2025, 11:48:54 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

deodorant can mask the smell of a zombie political party quite nicely

31/8/2025, 10:52:02 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

One thing I keep coming back to is the party’s unwillingness to grapple with massive underperformance anytime Trump isn’t on the ballot. It’s something they can ignore for as long as they have the magic tyrant atop the ballot every four years.

31/8/2025, 10:42:54 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Feels like this song gets lost in the Dan catalogue. Funky and jazzy. I approve. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV3z...

31/8/2025, 9:52:49 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a must watch situation

31/8/2025, 9:17:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

I will never “live on a prayer”

31/8/2025, 9:16:44 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

It’s hard to explain Linsanity to zoomers. I’ll say that I played in a fantasy basketball league back then where a guy traded Lebron for Jeremy Lin and we were all like, yeah makes sense. Good trade all the way around.

31/8/2025, 8:56:43 PM | 55 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Trying to delete,

31/8/2025, 8:36:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, grow up man

31/8/2025, 8:33:04 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Looks like a good place to go totally insane

31/8/2025, 8:27:42 PM | 49 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.

31/8/2025, 6:20:23 PM | 5028 1035 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Selena Larson (@selenalarson.bsky.social) reposted

Seen on my run in Rock Creek Park today. Parking lot near Beach and Tilden. Paper taped on over a Harris 2024 sign.

THREE PEOPLE WERE KIDNAPED HERE SUNDAY AUG 24 BY MASKED | < FEDERAL AGENTS
31/8/2025, 5:19:48 PM | 2258 681 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Daugherty (@rotopat.bsky.social) reposted

Mr. @dennycarter.bsky.social trying to hydrate after having 2.89 seltzers

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31/8/2025, 5:26:25 PM | 57 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

He was last seen in the blue ridge mountains

31/8/2025, 5:06:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

badfaithtimes.com/we-want-dopa...

31/8/2025, 5:01:31 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

With his, uh, recent absence, I’m realizing how much Trump dominates every aspect of American public life and I do not love it

31/8/2025, 4:58:20 PM | 62 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Saw that.

31/8/2025, 4:12:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

These crime stats are being used in such bad faith. “Crime metrics have fallen and all it took was armed soldiers on every street corner. Curious!”

31/8/2025, 4:09:44 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I had temporarily forgotten CBS had been conquered

31/8/2025, 4:08:08 PM | 57 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

CBS is really trying to normalize military occupations of American cities. Trying to put Democrats on the defensive on this issue gives the game away. Regime mouthpieces.

31/8/2025, 4:06:27 PM | 109 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) reposted

Bluesky doomers: "Everyone will be too intimidated by the presence of an ICE agent at a polling place to vote! Trump will win!" Reality:

31/8/2025, 3:08:16 PM | 81 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nate O (@nateo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The same in the ‘we must retvrn’ and it’s an AI image of a nonexistent 80s bedroom full of video games, movies and comics. They’re wistful for manufactured memories of ephemera. You can eat your white bread, nobody took these things away from you, you yearn for your childhood, to be a child

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31/8/2025, 11:01:21 AM | 808 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Look what they took from you

31/8/2025, 1:53:12 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Giraldi (@mgiraldi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

While you're drafting the likes of Ja'Marr Chase, Josh Jacobs and Tyler Warren my fantasy draft consists of Robert Mueller, Letitia James, Gavin Newsom and the unredacted Epstein List. To some of us, democracy is the ultimate sleeper

31/8/2025, 1:36:52 PM | 41 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a psyop, plain and simple

31/8/2025, 1:36:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

You’re watching sportsball when the unredacted Epstein files have yet to be released??? Wow. Just wow.

31/8/2025, 1:24:17 PM | 79 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Still true somehow

31/8/2025, 1:00:09 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

I did a pod all by my lonesome www.youtube.com/watch?v=woAe...

26/8/2025, 4:42:41 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jennifer Van Goethem (@jennvg.bsky.social) reposted

The thing about a lot of these never Trump Republicans is that, unlike a lot of institutionalist Dems who think the fever will break and we can all return to comity or whatever, these guys saw the rot up close and know the only appropriate response is to tear them out of government root and branch.

31/8/2025, 2:22:36 AM | 5629 1342 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d go TeSlaaaa

31/8/2025, 2:46:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

King JB

31/8/2025, 2:10:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

One thing I will never do is explain my posts

31/8/2025, 1:17:48 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

looks like the second amendment is being exercised to me

30/8/2025, 11:38:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

It's good for America when Alabama is bad

30/8/2025, 11:26:06 PM | 226 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I really think the reaping is going to be way less fun than the sowing for the DOGE boys

30/8/2025, 11:19:58 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted reply parent

College football isn’t for being a fan of a team, it’s for hating several teams for inscrutable reasons

30/8/2025, 7:20:07 PM | 428 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

if you got a cup of coffee for the DOGE boys

30/8/2025, 11:17:47 PM | 65 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

whenever trump isn't on the ballot, dems cook

30/8/2025, 11:17:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

oh no, really? welp.

30/8/2025, 11:16:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Gonna need every Dem presidential candidate to answer yes to using the full weight of the federal government to prosecute anyone who was even remotely involved in DOGE

30/8/2025, 11:14:05 PM | 185 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) (@dirtbagqueer.rocks) reposted

me walking into baskin robbins

30/8/2025, 11:02:50 PM | 127 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a while ago but the shift has been real and we keep seeing Dems overperform by staggering margins in the meantime badfaithtimes.com/this-vibe-sh...

30/8/2025, 10:54:56 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

I repeat: Arch has been Beano’d by Finebaum.

30/8/2025, 9:23:33 PM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. I really don’t understand how he won every swing state. It just doesn’t compute.

30/8/2025, 9:22:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I get that

30/8/2025, 9:00:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. I only saw one throw that I’d consider kinda strong. It’s a problem

30/8/2025, 8:59:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Bad Faith Times was … very optimistic in the fall

30/8/2025, 8:53:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Arch isn’t super accurate. He doesn’t have a strong arm. He’s not really mobile. What is it that he’s supposed to be good at? I’ve seen enough. It’s over.

30/8/2025, 8:52:49 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Ewers is one of the worst college QBs in modern history and Texas couldn’t justify playing Arch over him. Totally over for Arch.

30/8/2025, 8:50:31 PM | 45 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

I mean he’s definitely not good

30/8/2025, 8:48:50 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

I know I’m the “Kamala’s gonna win easily” guy but 2026 is gonna be insanely good

30/8/2025, 8:47:53 PM | 82 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Imagine that. Police, but not secret.

30/8/2025, 6:01:35 PM | 145 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

The most American student loan forgiveness program

30/8/2025, 3:44:24 PM | 124 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

It's bad that everyone has phone addiction. It's worse that people with power over life and death have phone addiction. badfaithtimes.com/the-brains-w...

20/8/2025, 11:05:28 PM | 41 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Precisely 2.5

30/8/2025, 2:31:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

I’ve also been spotted outside my house headed to the golf course in case you were worried about me

30/8/2025, 2:30:03 PM | 70 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) reposted

Dave Portnoy or Pat McAfee pregame?

The puppet from the horror movie Saw who makes people choose to play games that ultimately kill or maim them regardless of their decisions
30/8/2025, 1:56:03 PM | 238 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly. Smoke everywhere all the time.

30/8/2025, 1:41:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

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29/8/2025, 12:07:17 AM | 8933 2006 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

That’s right. Dudes on X wanted to know how much I loved my SoyPods.

30/8/2025, 1:17:01 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve washed my AirPods. Didn’t go well.

30/8/2025, 1:15:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Incredibly fit people on Instagram are telling me cancer is actually good.

30/8/2025, 11:51:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Rodgers defenders - all of them right wing chuds, naturally - told me to enjoy my brain cancer. They had never been so mad in their lives.

30/8/2025, 11:42:25 AM | 105 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s our only recourse

30/8/2025, 11:39:36 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

(Rodgers thinks AirPods give you cancer and/or controls your thoughts)

30/8/2025, 11:35:40 AM | 92 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Schefter might break it

30/8/2025, 11:34:47 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social)

Facebook memories reminded me HBO’s Hard Knocks used a post of mine (they somehow got my phone number to approve usage) that made Aaron Rodgers really mad

Joke post from 2021 about Rodgers not being able to afford AirPods
30/8/2025, 11:34:18 AM | 251 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lindsay (@omgponiez.bsky.social) reposted

There is a zero percent chance Trump’s playlist includes Bowie

30/8/2025, 4:41:30 AM | 446 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

I did not

30/8/2025, 11:23:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HerRoyalThighness (@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social) reposted

💀💀💀💀💀

30/8/2025, 12:18:38 AM | 568 102 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reply parent

Lots of horrifying aspects to Vance. The scariest is that Peter Thiel functionally becomes president if Vance ascends.

30/8/2025, 12:25:59 AM | 63 3 | View on Bluesky | view