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Dented Camry Bumper

@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social

Nobody fixes me, for I am just a mere dent in some plastic.

created March 23, 2025

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Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

And saddam!!

26/8/2025, 10:56:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy Cat Lady That Loves to Meme (@thonkmemes.bsky.social) reposted

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18/8/2025, 3:51:24 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

You sound so privileged it’s really repulsive.

18/8/2025, 8:12:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh please, you’re just mad you don’t have any goyim swag

18/8/2025, 7:59:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

no

17/8/2025, 1:31:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social)

Long live Israel

17/8/2025, 1:30:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social)

Isn’t it crazy how we used to have slave ships? Now we have Carnival cruises

11/8/2025, 6:45:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social)

Are we about to overturn gay marriage rn?

11/8/2025, 2:59:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea tru

11/8/2025, 10:58:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

No official account. But sock accounts? I mean, probably.

11/8/2025, 5:52:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Who are you talking to?

10/8/2025, 9:02:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Hasan Piker is that you running sock accounts on Bluesky???

10/8/2025, 8:59:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I see what ya mean kinda. He’s definitely a salesman. But he does provide his guests and audience with a lot of helpful resources, creates budgets for them, and gives a lot of people the wake up calls they need to be financially responsible. Even if it’s mean, sometimes it has to be.

10/8/2025, 8:58:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Get em out

4/8/2025, 3:56:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

This is only going to get worse as the polarization intensifies Based, but absolutely abhorrently deranged and dystopian

4/8/2025, 3:55:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk I think 79 is a good run. Depends on how you spent your life. Idk who Loni Anderson is but RIP.

4/8/2025, 3:53:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Weird Guitar of the Day (@weirdguita.rs) reposted

Fernandes BF-340HT

I haven't posted anything pointy in a while, so here's a Fernandes BF-340HT. I honestly don't know too much about this guitar besides the fac that it was made for Japanese guitarist Tomoyasu Hotei. The full pictures I've been able to find of it are blurry, making this feel like the guitar version of a cryptid. The body of this guitar is made out of fiberglass with a mahogany core, and is shaped like an oval with four flames shooting out of it. (The flames are actually an overlay that you can take off.) There's an EMG humbucker in the bridge, which has a 3-way switch (front coil/back coil/both). There's a volume and a tone control, and the tone control is a push-pull that controls the LEDs around the edge of the body. These light up according to how hard you're playing.
4/8/2025, 3:43:03 PM | 124 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) (@jordanshiveley.bsky.social) reposted

numinous in the sheets…the sheets the Sheets the SHEETSsheEets sheets sheets SHEETS SHEETS the sheets SHEETS SHEETS the sheets the sheets the sheets sheets we have always lived in the sheets sheets SHEETS SHEETSthe sheets the sheets the sheets sheets sheets sheets there have never been any streets

3/8/2025, 11:36:55 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Good, we need chameleons like Crockett out

4/8/2025, 3:49:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy Cat Lady That Loves to Meme (@thonkmemes.bsky.social) reposted

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4/8/2025, 6:11:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Two in the stunning, one in the brave Much performative, very virtue

4/8/2025, 3:47:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this is gonna sound like a crazy and novel concept, but there are some people out there that are both

4/8/2025, 3:37:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CHICAGO NEWS BENCH (@chicagonewsbench.bsky.social) reposted

I just love idiots who say 'Thank God we live in a country that has no kings,' and then tell you how much they want to leave the U.S. and move to Canada.

4/8/2025, 1:50:05 PM | 16 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

"Which coked out zelensky do you feel like today?"

4/8/2025, 11:54:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy Cat Lady That Loves to Meme (@thonkmemes.bsky.social) reposted

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3/8/2025, 8:44:38 PM | 10 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social)

youtu.be/uj0mtxXEGE8?...

3/8/2025, 11:11:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Does that include violent jihadists?

3/8/2025, 10:52:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Little Sheba (@littlesheba.bsky.social) reposted

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2/8/2025, 7:59:23 PM | 12 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Political opinions from an e-thot? No thanks.

3/8/2025, 10:46:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Wait for it...😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky

31/7/2025, 10:11:15 AM | 6105 738 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Bgone bot

31/7/2025, 4:06:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social)

www.dexerto.com/youtube/yout... This is what is happening under the radar while people are still screaming about Epstein.

31/7/2025, 3:11:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I’m sorry you feel that way. Hopefully one day you can come back down to reality with the rest of us. Have a good one.

30/7/2025, 10:34:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

You do know there are LGBT people that have right-leaning views, right? And there are violent people who have left-leaning views? There’s no good or bad side. There’s pros and cons to everything.

30/7/2025, 1:59:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Alrighty, strike two with disingenuous takes. If you re-read my comment, we’re talking about average citizens here. Most people, like I said, are just trying to survive. They don’t care about all of that junk you see on here. You sound radicalized, no offense.

30/7/2025, 1:58:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social)

rrrrrrrrREEEEEEEEEEEE

30/7/2025, 1:55:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy Cat Lady That Loves to Meme (@thonkmemes.bsky.social) reposted

30/7/2025, 1:49:38 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social)

So are we going to talk about the new slur for robots or is that just a thing now?

30/7/2025, 1:51:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Anything goes in Florida it seems, home to the famous Florida Man.

30/7/2025, 1:50:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I think maybe in certain parts of the state they won’t tolerate any sort of insane insufferable behavior that we see on the extremes of both sides. If you’re just a normie minding your own business, you’re fine. Most people just want to get on with their day.

30/7/2025, 1:49:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Or you could just leave the cities. Actually, wait. Nevermind. Stay in the cities. Rural America can't be bothered.

29/7/2025, 12:26:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Disingenuous take.

28/7/2025, 8:48:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social)

Tell me you're just lazy and don't want to work without telling me

28/7/2025, 8:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait what am I doing Not deez nutz GOOOOTTEEEEEEEM

27/7/2025, 12:22:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok now I’m confused I’m just gonna ask grok and know that the answer will be inaccurate but I’m gonna just roll w it

27/7/2025, 12:21:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I stand corrected

27/7/2025, 12:19:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, definitely the real @grok

27/7/2025, 12:19:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy Cat Lady That Loves to Meme (@thonkmemes.bsky.social) reposted

no touchie!

26/7/2025, 3:43:53 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Skinless celery

27/7/2025, 8:56:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

In essence, yea sorta. The base ingredient is a nut.

27/7/2025, 8:55:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

It was literally made for Despicable Me 2, and in the movie it plays after the scene where Lucy gives Gru a kiss on the cheek for the first time. Don’t ask me how I know.

27/7/2025, 8:49:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture s. e. smith 🌱 (@sesmith.lol) reposted

Big fan of whatever is going on here.

27/7/2025, 7:37:43 AM | 921 173 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nosniborniloc.bsky.social (@nosniborniloc.bsky.social) reposted

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26/7/2025, 4:41:18 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Based

27/7/2025, 8:32:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nosniborniloc.bsky.social (@nosniborniloc.bsky.social) reposted

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26/7/2025, 6:56:50 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

@grok is this true

27/7/2025, 8:20:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok?

27/7/2025, 8:17:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Because nothing says sticking it to the man like some old washed up celebrity crawling out from under his rock to express a mainstream opinion.

27/7/2025, 8:14:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

He can’t legally do that tho

27/7/2025, 8:13:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not both?

27/7/2025, 8:01:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy Cat Lady That Loves to Meme (@thonkmemes.bsky.social) reposted

26/7/2025, 1:43:49 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Body shaming is ok. But insulting someone’s intelligence is where you draw the line? Man.

27/7/2025, 7:47:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, you know someone told me on here that ozzy was a Zionist pig Does the pro-Palestine spirit in you agree with that?

27/7/2025, 1:03:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy Cat Lady That Loves to Meme (@thonkmemes.bsky.social) reposted

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26/7/2025, 12:24:15 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah. There's something that doesn't sit right with me when I think about nonprofit prisons.

26/7/2025, 1:00:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy Cat Lady That Loves to Meme (@thonkmemes.bsky.social) reposted

26/7/2025, 4:11:23 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

That's something a PDF would ask.

26/7/2025, 12:19:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

That's racist

25/7/2025, 10:09:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CHICAGO NEWS BENCH (@chicagonewsbench.bsky.social) reposted

Traitors do.

25/7/2025, 6:41:21 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't that ironic?

25/7/2025, 10:02:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Where have they been for the last four years?

25/7/2025, 10:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

You got your words mixed up. I think you meant, "you sure do."

25/7/2025, 8:59:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

It's gonna take a long time to recover, but at least the healing process has started

25/7/2025, 8:49:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

But weren't you just saying I tell it like it is??? You gotta stay consistent my guy

25/7/2025, 8:42:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

There's more than one for sure

25/7/2025, 8:41:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social)

He's so orange I can't take it It's CRAZY how orange the man is Oh my GOD so orange

25/7/2025, 8:41:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

So you think 🤔

25/7/2025, 8:40:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair enough

25/7/2025, 8:39:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

He's muted so idek what he said

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25/7/2025, 8:39:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you make your pfp? It's intriguing.

25/7/2025, 8:38:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

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25/7/2025, 8:37:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I'll get there eventually

25/7/2025, 8:36:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean I didn't make the meme so 🤷 gotta track down the meme creator and criticize them for it

25/7/2025, 8:35:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Does that mean it's not ok or only ok if you don't like the person? Like Hasan Piker has a small head

25/7/2025, 8:34:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe someday, no?

25/7/2025, 8:33:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

That's an illegal fraction

25/7/2025, 8:32:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I do

25/7/2025, 8:32:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah

25/7/2025, 8:31:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell what?

25/7/2025, 8:06:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

What's funny?

25/7/2025, 8:06:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean yeah obviously. I think it's important that we hold everyone accountable regardless of their political affiliation or status.

25/7/2025, 8:05:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't have all the answers man I'm just a guy on the internet

25/7/2025, 8:05:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah I mean you do you. But I think you're just as bad as Hogan, if not worse, because of it. Stooping to match the level of evil people is pretty raunchy. Makes you look like a pretentious elitist. But like I said, you do you.

25/7/2025, 8:04:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

My guy we're talking about Jesus

25/7/2025, 7:53:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah probably. At least big name MAGA figures. There are a lot on the right that also want the list regardless of if he's on it or not. I have my suspicions that he's on there. Too much evidence has made the rounds on the internet to deny it in full confidence.

25/7/2025, 7:53:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I started as a sperm, and somehow by the grace of God or something I won the race to the egg, and then I was birthed. I think that's where I came from but idk, could be a simulation too.

25/7/2025, 7:51:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dented Camry Bumper (@dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's that? I thought we were talking about Jesus.

25/7/2025, 7:49:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view