they could all play the fiercest sisters i think. little women but with them.
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they could all play the fiercest sisters i think. little women but with them.
streets are saying chloe and halle are the new heads of vogue ?
and honey im sitting on all of em at once
wait that’s hot…
#LockedUpFish
how would you describe your personal style lately in a few words. mine would be country club cult member
THAT HOT EROTIC FEELING WHEN THE WAITLIST IS LONGER THAN THE AMOUNT OF TIME BEING TRANS WILL BE LEGAL
that sweet sexy feeling of knowing that liberation was an illusion, passing is pointless, detransition is unthinkable, consumption is untreatable, and Culture is slipping away before our very eyes
that sweet sexy feeling of realizing your boyfriend has mountains of state taxes and paperwork to do for his gender and name change before we can have a heterosexual wedding because all other kinds will be banned within a year
that sweet sexy feeling when you have go get a second round of FFS on top of tits/body bc the gay guy who did it the first time is a circuit gay with holes in his brain also gender affirming surgery is becoming illegal in like 10 minutes
those who get it know the supreme lineage of white women’s influence on Pop Music goes Judy Garland > Barbra Streisand > Madonna > Britney Spears > Ariana Grande > Lana Del Rey > Addison Rae
i don’t think he’s dead but i do foresee thousands of capital-D-Democrat mothers, professors and idk like nurses? killing themselves when he comes back alive
girl if trump is dead i’ll eat my shoe
gave my boyfriend a fade :D
not only cinched correctly but styled IMMACULATELY
white gay men find a hobby besides wearing corsets incorrectly and styling yourself to look latino CHALLENGE
FUCK you guys how the fuck did i forget it was the Year of the Snake Summer Solstice Shakti Serpent Spiritual Goddess Activation, FUCK my life
i do not like or feature that climate change bitch TBF
right again, BJ Silly
life is almost entirely about acquiring furniture and transporting that furniture between locations
by the way i dont mean to be controversial but i really don’t think she stuck the landing on that jazz improv. sharpen up, kim.
it is listening to kate nash weather today :)
idk how to really explain it better but so often lately watching drag feels like entering a room to find it painted like this
“ does she give clown or woman?”
now that’s what i like to hear
this is the first time in my life i got a new phone and didnt have to return the old one. what do i do with it
who wants to collect some american flags to burn and desecrate later
I LOVEEEEEEEE being on a gay boy’s close friends … like yes show me that COCKKKKKK!!! *like story *like story *like story
Happy Birthday @sundaeserve.bsky.social 💜
we teach dolls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller
you will feel better and look cunt if you just throw those shoulders back and that beautiful chin up! strut a little! make eye contact when safe to do so!
went to a very twee tranny coffee shop today and i must say. my Sisters, please. let’s work on our posture. tits up, open heart, lead with love girls.
just saw Honey Don’t. beautiful girls! i always want to look at margaret qualley
reaching self-actualization through acts of service all by yourself tonight queen?
i um. actually nevermind.
i ain’t even read that shit. pathetic
re: rumours pageant
BACK AT SPLASH💦 PRETTY FUNNY😋 $25 wristband gets you open bar from 7-11 pm like ARE U KIDDING ME??? show at 9:00🩷
is that… hair gel?
check in with yourself. are you hungry? are you thirsty? are you a person who needs people?
men used to look like men. women used to look like men! children of all ages, visually appeared to be men. there used to only be MEN.
good morning what’s everyone up to today
putting together my moodboard for ffs round two :)
unrelated Chris Pratt looks like kinda guy who would be known to stick a few fingers in the Brown House Down South without asking then keeps on feelin you up like it never happened
sorry i quit
being a man one day and a woman the next is not an easy thing to do!
WHO DID I LEND MY COPY OF WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF I KNOW IT’S ONE OF YOUSE
i should teach classes on shopping, couponing and scamming, @lucami.bsky.social is drag school still happening
now i just need a funky shoe pls send recs
for anyone wondering what dress i went with for my bf’s dad’s virginia wedding it was none of the options i posted bc i found a $600 collina strada magnolia for $150 🤭
just got the FIERCEst deal on a 6ft tall wooden ladder i’m about to cum
omg you did come over later
i am the Earth Mother and you’re all FLOPS
i need more personal time with the subjects, the data is still coming in.
gonna have to roll out my ethnographic thesis on White Trans Women and Their Defining Role in the Consolidation of Internet Troll Culture Post-2016 earlier than i thought
a cis clock is fish twice a day
i wish i could do polls on here. do you think lana del rey is clocky or fish or another thing?
all things considered it’s cool that this week we have black female rappers discoursing and cheering on trans-or-adjacent white alt women like it’s drag race
a drag family of twee-ass girls named Star Anise, Cinnamon, Clove, and Cardi Mom
my god she is beautiful in this movie. my #1 white woman actress
i’ve decided on the most annoying halloween couple’s costume now i just have to Inception jesse into it
will hollywood ever get tired of Reimaginings. what happened to just imagining things.
lana and nicki are a match made in heaven btw. cunts
every day lana del rey tests me personally. every morning she calls me on the phone 5 minutes before my alarm and asks “are you ready for this shit?” and then i look at my phone and there’s some more shit
he prefers robert
new plague just dropped
the company who made my, sorry to say, iconic phone case sticker has shut down so it’s up to me to redesign a classic (would anyone want one)
wait so poshhhh i love it
drag performers that can do a really good british accent sound off
i wish for the planes to fall from the sky of natural causes
yes lmao his boss must have flipped out on him because he called me personally at night to be nasty about it and then was taken off the case 🤭
and after i spilled the first guy’s tea and caused a panic across the office he called me at 9pm to say that i was “something else” and other threatening stuff and then hung up like my brother you fucked with the wrong tranny. i am self employed and i will make the time.
been applying for a business loan and my loan officer just could not stop misgendering me despite all my documentation/reminders and was doing his best to ignore my case so i emailed the CEO who immediately called me, reassigned me to a guy with a lesbian daughter who gets it. and everyone clapped
there has never been a squeakier wheel than me and i am getting alllll greased up
one thing about me? i’m gonna get that comeuppance
let’s just say 💁🏼♀️ it’s he and not you 🫵🏽 who will be stuck with a shoe 👠 in the goo 🤢 if you know what i mean
just learned the craaaaziest tea 👀 (posted from The Steps of The Palace)
no no no you’re perfect. just like me. up here on the pedestal. beyond critique. God’s favorite.
i am simply tired of ceding space for the insurmountable masses of people with the charisma and stage presence of a poorly aged can of paint
this is my sixth rewatch, he must pay
i fell asleep watching The Leftovers and bf immediately changed it to Wednesday should i start a fight over nothing later?
we’ve got obsessions…
i pray for the end of Pop Artists Having Eras Era. just be yourself, goddamn.
what we do is start a gay guys-trans woman podcast
really thought it was gonna be a romcom but it Absolutely Isn’t
the fact that they didnt even shoot any promo for this like every piece of marketing is just stills from the movie
wait so did anyone else watch the movie where Anne Hathaway plays an alcoholic who remotely animates a very real destructive alien kaiju in Seoul
with the apparent constant level of horniness literally how do gay guys have jobs. wait do any of you have jobs?
no porS as in Porcine
sorry Porcelain is a hilarious thing to call a gay guy
the best part is how, according to her, everyone around her hates it
“good” morning
very nasty day in the news! meanwhile im just sucking on that thing
POC = Person of Chicago
