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it was Da Joose all along youtu.be/CAm_L6CTnD4
i believe this speaks for itself
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it was Da Joose all along youtu.be/CAm_L6CTnD4
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know who needs to hear this but friend, you deserve better.
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Monchichi x Tamagotchi
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social)
saw a labubu irl for the first time tonight at karaoke and snort laughed directly into the microphone :(
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
MI:2 really has the soul of a telenovela. and that Metallica song at the end scared the dickens out of me
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/adam...
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
it worked for The Simpsons! youtu.be/hEj-ozX7Fls
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
it looks like MI:2 was written by Brannon Braga and Ronald D. Moore, what could go wrong??
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
so far nothing has surpassed the poster rip in Tomorrow Never Dies, but it's early yet
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
dubbed in Québécois so it's technically Canadian Content
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
first of all, Emmanuelle Beart being married to Jon Voight is more of a Seinfeld subplot imo.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social)
watching the mission impossible movies for the first time and i have some notes
Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted
Thanks for the nudes do you take constructive criticism
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
No! Noooo!!!!
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
a little bit of everything in there, but all books I've liked enough to reread at least once!!
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
- the rise and fall of the third reich - the name of the rose - the master and margarita - the faithful executioner - the poisoner's handbook
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
it's the opposite. Loser Borge
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
I am Locutus of the Borg, don't need no comm link My Number One is shittin bricks, don't give a damn about what he think
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i drew up some diagrams for eventually designing and 3D printing the borg meat hooks, and something approximating the back side of the bustier; tomorrow i may even think about the pants
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
also did you know that the borg queen costume varies not only between Alice Krige and Susannah Thompson's versions; but that Alice Krige's costumes also change between First Contact and the "Endgame" episode of Voyager? for example, compare the head apparatus...
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
these gloves are highly wack but will be covered with borg nubbins soon so who cares. I have spent at least one working week on glove prototypes and the line must be drawn here, this far no further.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
framed and secreted away in one of Buckingham palace's many hidden rooms. in my head Buckingham is like that mansion from The Secret Garden, only with less allergens
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i envy this of the oldhead. as soon as i started postsecondary, my disgrace was all over the 'book
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i learned recently, probably in the comments of a chubby emu vid, that taste and smell decline as we age, like hearing and vision do. what I am saying is, old lady retire bitch.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
and – if the garment was sewn ethically, where was the fabric woven/dyed? thankfully many sellers on poshmark provide pretty thorough measurement data. couldn't be bothered to shop new anymore even if i wanted to.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i have a weird phobia about eating food prepared by elderly strangers and now i know am in fact entirely justified
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
in fairness, i had to dig deep in the annals of Facebook for this
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you will tune your car radio to 88.7 tomorrow morning
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
no way!! did they get Chuck the Freak back too?
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
same, but now i am willing to argue with people online to defend him
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i owe marc maron an apology for clowning on him in spite of earning absolutely no engagement for it. i saw too much of myself in him
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social)
he says what we're all thinking
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
Oops, Michaelle Jean is in there too, not that I have ever personally met any of these people
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social)
Stephen Harper and Prince King Charles also in this pic Let's see YOU at 21
mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) reposted
we really need a guy who sucks to be murdered again, remember how much fun we had
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
tbf whoever told you it was weird is delusional, like, any subset of boobs is a totally mainstream thing to enjoy. unless you pride yourself on the weirdness in which case yes, very
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i am amused that there's a term for this, teach me more!
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
these days seeing a picture of goatse is like running into an old friend
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
wait, are roadmap boobs the ones where you can see a big blue vein down the side or something else?
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
now onto the next step, borrowing heavily from Vincent Briggs tutorials on youtube
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
that sounds totally normal for me, maybe tonight you'll find out what we did with all that loot.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
if I prove to be good enough at sewing, yes! otherwise maybe I'll go as a mime, that classic Halloween getup
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i drafted my own pattern(s) for this, the whole process has been hard as fuq so far but i'm happy with how it's going!!
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
just as long as they don't find out about Durango and Gunnison
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
it sounds fantastic, i would take even a shitty Bowie album in tyool 2025.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
please elaborate
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
gave me goosebumps
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
could be bruising or pooling from an IV and exacerbated by this
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
you know what you must do
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i feel your pain; ikea makes decent emergency pint glasses if you're in a bind and have got one nearby.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
nah he was showing off and was gonna do something dumb. he was all hopped up on that Slurpee sugar without a helmet in sight, and did the "HELLO" that teens do when they're rightfully worried that adults can read their thoughts
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reposted
i know all about parenting because a kid on a moped asked me if I wanted to see a burnout and i told him "no thanks, you should drive safely," even though i did want to see.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
yes!!! a quarterly event with exclusively the people that you want to attend, and everybody is in their most comfortable state of sobriety, and you all watch the sun come up together or whatever, and there is absolutely no obligation to keep in touch until next time the circus comes to town
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
Even better
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
proud of you for living your funk
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i could get into some of that, got some favourites to share with the class??
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i usually listen to narration of some kind while e.g. painting, and minute for minute have enjoyed that YouTube channel more than any stephen king audiobook with the sole exception of "wizard and glass", which isn't saying much, but is still saying *something*
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
have you listened to a couple of minutes or are you naysaying from the hip??? 🧐
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. but teach a man to fish... youtu.be/HYVVVlvwOUA
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
I started it this afternoon but am hosting my pal Arthur so we have been eating sushi and drinking alcohol instead. my only conclusion so far is that he's right about Massey Hall
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll do whatever Jim Carrey tells me to do, he's enlightened man
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
lol, i was picturing the stupid dirtbikes that minors like to illegally cut around town on out here, but giving a speed limit to like, a Stumpjumper with pedal assist is so much funnier
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
remember when people kept dunking on Chrissy Tiegen on twitter and she got upset about it? never stop bullying public figures online because they WILL know about it
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
motorfied bikes like, e-bikes? the pedal assist bikes?
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/oanKBd8bpUA
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up around Windsor, but that is wild to me – Vernors has always been way stronger and more piquant than Canada Dry, which is what you drink when you're feeling sick. but memory is a weird thing, we oughta do a 2025 blind taste test
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i like this bit, I'm a practitioner of this bit, but someday you should torture yourself with some chinotto
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
at some point if you feel like graduating from vernors, why not just ferment your own ginger bug rather than risking botulism via a dubious beverage from the aldi bargain bin doing a tongue-in-cheek "Dr. Pinkham's Universal Elixir" thing
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
what happened to you??
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
it's the strongest ginger based beverage whose power can still be contained by an aluminum can.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
yes... you are correct to like this post
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
my friend, Canada Dry has to pay a fine every year for printing "made with real ginger" on their packaging in spite of the drink containing no real ginger whatsoever. at least vernors will blow your hair back
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social)
i know all about parenting because a kid on a moped asked me if I wanted to see a burnout and i told him "no thanks, you should drive safely," even though i did want to see.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
are people upset because they're not allowed to touch the swelling tide of snakes??
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
fuckin same, and every -morphan under the sun. what a weird way to package it
Aria Winningson (@aria.labeledrude.online) reposted
shout shout let it all out press on the X if you want to doubt
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
No he's cool now he has a gold chain and a high school boy haircut Ivy
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
can't hurt, I for one loved the big basketball playing baby
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
So many little goodies to model in SolidWorks and 3D print, it's gonna be cool.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i hereby disavow all knowledge of any replies besides this very one. 🙂↕️
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
They did stick some extra latex on her neck and/or head to this end, at least I assume it's for that reason (note the cheekbones, jaw and behind ear areas)
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
do you think there are also some no-name Romulans, Cardassians, etc out there whom she has also tried to seduce, we just never saw it because of Rick Berman's Federation-centric bias?
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
late-stage cancer is extremely frightening, i hope she is driving the big borg cube in the sky 😟
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
Love to adapt another culture to service me (in bed)
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
ahahaha, hopefully the costume will slap enough but I'll get one to keep in the trunk of my car if no party goers ever watched a star trek before
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
i figure it'll be easier to drink beer if I don't have a whole ass facial apparatus, ergo
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
here's another hint, this one's gonna blow the case wide open imo
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought about it, maybe next year!!
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
drugs on rails
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
original: threewordphrase.com/shining.htm Three Word Phrase owns
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
Anakin had the soul of a poet.
Willem Dafriend (@depanneur.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob Dylan harmonica ass setup, but as a kid in the theatre: absolutely terrifying
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Tom of Fried Egg Galaxy