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Benedict Cumberbatch is really good in The Roses but Olivia Colman is, like, "would arguably deserve the Oscar nomination if they gave it to her" good in it.
Got a trailer for this in front of Toxic Avenger yesterday. I'm not convinced that it's a real movie.
I still think that they should end up together.
A formative moment in my youth was seeing her in Justice League Unlimited, where she commanded immediate respect in a setting full of demi-gods and casually called Batman "rich boy" just so he would know that she knows.
Amanda Waller is a great character for many reasons, not the least of which is that you hear about this woman with no powers whose allies and enemies alike know her as "The Wall" & you think that can't be right but then you see her and you're like oh shit that's The Wall alright.
TILLI ❤️
📚✏️ It’s the first day of school, and Tilli the aardvark is ready! She’s packed her backpack full of her favorite snacks… mealworms. 🐜🐜🐜 Wishing everyone a wild and wonderful back-to-school season. 🍎🐾
the most oppressed class of all
For an operation that claims to be "getting rid of all the criminals and freeloaders", notice they're ALWAYS taking people who are literally doing honest work at their fucking locations of employment.
Triple Paul about to have another infarction after getting played like this
lmfao
Holy fucking shit.
What happened
2025 War of the Worlds is certainly an awful film, among the worst ever, but it's still a few rungs above Dragonball Evolution.
We begin with a simple truth:
I feel like that's not saying much, weed can make most things seem fun.
If you're wondering why I've turned Harry Potter into a gay, fascist pervert obsessed with getting Adolf Hitler pregnant, then...welcome to my account, lovely to have you here.
Got a recommendation on Youtube for a video called "What is Harry Potter about now?" and I'll tell you this much, Harry Potter is ABOUT to impregnate Adolf Hitler with the most evil baby in recorded history, Mussolini Twice Potter-Hitler. #HarryPotterMpregHitler
ME: I don't know who the "Holy Spirit" is, I know God & Jesus but who's this third guy? HARRY POTTTER: Cumming in- ME: Dude, I swear, if you turn this into another conversation about creampie-ing Hitler, you're dead. HARRY POTTER: ... Cumming in Hitler- [SCENE MISSING]
It’s justifiable to be mad about the EVO acquisition, but just make sure you know the guy’s name is Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud (or MBS for short) and Qiddiya is part of his massive scaling operation into entertainment ventures, or otherwise, you’re gonna look like you’re angry for no reason.
I think that it's weird they're doing a Clayface movie at all, especially this early in the DCU's life cycle, but after Superman and Creature Commandos, I trust that Gunn knows what he's doing.
Keep on fighting the good fight, my sister-in-arms.
Dragonball Evolution is the reverse Citizen Kane where you hear for years that it's unforgivably terrible and you think "Well obviously it must be bad but it can't be THAT bad" then you watch it and it turns out it's even worse than everyone was making it sound.
Most prescient part of the new Toxic Avenger, a movie that premiered two years ago, is the bit with the right-wing terrorists who take hostages at a fast food joint because they're upset that the mascot was changed from a man to a woman.
Just so everyone knows, he was arrested because he is currently involved in an a court case after he physically assaulted a child, and he posted on Twitter encouraging people to sexually assault women in bathrooms.
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
I'm actually watching The Patriot tomorrow but Lake Placid is on my to-do list.
Right now there are only two movies that people regularly insist that I need to see what I haven't watched yet: The Patriot and Lake Placid.
I just received a picture that was taken of me and Baby Smormu at his birthday party a few days ago and it's very cute but I'm hesitant to post it because my legs look like Chun-Li's legs.
I just watched the My Adventures With Superman episode where they introduce Steel and it's got me thinking about how fucking cool he is, he was actually the very first Black superhero I was ever aware of, I first saw him as a kid in the Bruce Timm Superman show.
JAMES GUNN, GIVE ME JOHN HENRY IRONS PLAYED BY WINSTON DUKE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Tom Holland says a lot of things.
The US democratic party is more concerned with maintaining the status quo than defeating rising fascism with a popular set of progressive policies. The party cannot market itself as the "lesser evil" and win. Unfortunately the dem establishment would rather lose than change its ideology / backers.
Jimmy Hart has been America's favorite breedslut for generations
How do we feel about calling cum "slime"
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2021)
Doug Walker's cock goes small, his vagina goes shallow, and his unidentifiable third set of genitalia goes lousy.
Haven't seen any of his videos but his rantsona pisses me off just looking at it.
You might assume from reading his name that Gary Gaydick's dick is gay, and you would be correct.
Wyd Lad and the Ookie Bookies are the band that's taking America by storm with their new hit single One Glass Full (The Gay Cum Song).
If Elon wasn't already going to Hell for all the other stuff, this anime AI girlfriend shit would have reserved his spot in the ninth circle.
Translation: "Peter Dinklage said no and we're not gonna look for a THIRD little person actor."
Men who buy the world's most expensive sofa vs men who laugh at the enemy's misfortune through the night
Thank you, Gary, but I probably won't learn from this mistake.
Overjoyed!
"Don't forget that the real purpose of social reform is to create a better, kinder world where I can fuck Lori Lightfoot's armpit pussy, baby! Oh, behave!" - Coke Ibushi
The Fine Bros Go To Military Prison is about the Bros making a joint Grindr profile for gay threesomes and listing "committing treason" under the "likes" section on their profile, leading to a series of wacky misunderstandings.
The Fine Bros Get Excommunicated is about the Bros converting to Catholicism after a public scandal, only for the Pope to kick them out after they upload a video of themselves sword-fighting with their cocks and label it "APPROVED BY THE VATICAN".
Some ideas I have for an Ernest-esque series of films starring the Fine Bros: The Fine Bros Get Cummed On The Fine Bros Pound Brown The Fine Bros Go To Military Prison The Fine Bros Get Excommunicated The Fine Bros Fuck Fruit And Eat It The Fine Bros Go On Trial For Public Nudity
I can’t find the lie in this.
Not only is The Man With The Golden Gun the best James Bond movie, Scaramanga is a better foil for Bond than Blofeld ever was.
I've probably said this a hundred times but thank god ROH's afterlife is in the hands of people who give a shit.
"Why the hell is El Clon helping the Death Riders crucify Daniel Garcia?" Because he's on a mission of pure devilry, next question.
Clon should follow in the footsteps of other great evil mirror-version luchadors and stick around after his feud with Hologram, being an all-purpose evildoer dedicated to crime and villainy who can be plugged in as an accomplice to literally any other dastardly/nefarious heel.
"The highways jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive" is the greatest moment in rock music history.
It just keeps getting worse. In the last few weeks my grandmother has rapidly declined physically to go along with her continued mental decline. I feel as if me and my mom are going to have to become more hands on with caring for her. We are barely making money as is. It’s dire. ko-fi.com/clockiroll
Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.
Birthday Smormu with a cake mustache
This is seriously the nucleus of the whole present era of transphobia in which we find ourselves: in order for any of it to make sense, we must suppose that the idea of being transgender popped into existence 10 years ago (and it's a rolling 10 years, like Bart Simpson's date of birth).
originally tweeted this when the thing happened. reposting it here because i remembered the phrase and it made me laugh
How bad do you think it angers Vince that he’s gone and WWE finally has the fan base that he always truly wanted?
Noah was right, that DOES sound like me, thank you, that was fucking hilarious.
I think about this scene quite often.
MY BLUESKY ACCOUNT IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS THE FINE BROS INTO SONS OF JULIA CHILD
Today in 1948, revolutionary Fred Hampton was born. He would go on to found the Rainbow Coalition before being drugged and shot in his bed by the FBI. Today in 1979, actress Jean Seberg died by suicide following years of surveillance and harassment by the FBI for her support of the Black Panthers.
The status quo that Trump's presence in politics has created depends on him continuing to be there, he is the one and only part of the machine that matters, there's no way to avoid the fallout of his inevitable death, and Vance will not inherit his cult.
If Trump actually is dead or dying and the people propping him up are stalling and trying to figure out a way to break the news in a way that won't cause widespread chaos, let me give them some advice: There's Not One
Reilly O'Kyle (mysterious)
"It didn’t cost much, all things considered, to give kids something to memorize besides cigarette commercials."
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
This is honestly worse than the cheating Coldplay CEO and I hope the internet embarrasses this chode. Literally stealing candy from a baby.
"Dragon Ball" and "Attack on Titan" voice actor Mike McFarland is fighting brain cancer. Here’s how fans are supporting him with a GoFundMe.
Extending this offer to Bluesky: watch By Any Means, the fifteen-minute debut short film by my friend Kyle M-B and leave a review for it on Letterboxd and I will draw you a personalized thank-you image in MS Paint. Watch it here: vimeo.com/1004351732
My god, look at Gary's parents!
Baby Smormu is turning one year old tomorrow, leave a reply to this message wishing him a happy birthday, and I'll see that he gets it.
Tails!!! My favorite little guy!!!! #sonic #art
I imagine it was probably Rafi, he has self-control issues.
Something outside made a noise like a pair of wounded animals fucking each other. I dashed outside, fully expecting to encounter those dastardly Fine Bros, but it was just those two kids who've been hwackin' off in my toolshed.
picking mushrooms! 🍄💝🌲 #zelink #リンゼル #TheLegendOfZelda #totk #botw #zelda
Big recommendations go to SHE RIDES SHOTGUN and OH, HI!, two new releases that are going under the radar. She Rides Shotgun is a crime thriller about a man and his daughter on the run from skinheads and Oh, Hi! is a sort of black comedy rom-com.
I LAUGH AT THE ENEMY'S MISFORTUNE...THROUGH THE NIGHT
All I'm saying is that it worked with the Pope.
I'm gonna turn the President into my consensual fuckpuppet, I'm gonna walk into the Oval Office and start stroking his cock and he's gonna moan in ecstasy as I start fucking him and sucking him and sucking him and sucking him and fucking him and fucking him and sucking him and fucking him and suckin
love this joke. hank can't conceive of Goofus as a 1 dimensional teaching tool because his role in KOTH writ large is essentially Gallant: constantly being approached by 1 dimensional joke characters that the writers invented to make his life difficult to which he's like "why would anyone do this"
No wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring me down.
That tracks, he is known to be mysterious.
"Smashing my balls with a wrench and exploding into viscera and seven ribcages." - The Mysterious Benefactor
Is Slice still a thing, still posting obviously fake "scoops" and telling the dumbest fuckheads online exactly what they want to hear
Dumbest shit I ever saw on here was one of those obviously fake "wrestling news" accounts saying a bunch of popular indie/foreign guys were "on WWE's wish list" and people I trust started talking about "well I can't really fault them for wanting the best roster possible."
Kyle Scheele has been found guilty of eleven counts of cumming on garden gnomes. However, the judge has allowed him to go free, provided he doesn't cum on any more gnomes. Scheele was seen in Detroit two hours ago jerking off onto a garden gnome, insisting "IT'S IN MY NATURE!!!"
An ROH title that isn't the world title just changed hands, we're back
That brief moment where the Snyderverse mutants started going "Fantastic Four is the way, Fantastic Four First Steps is the true successor to Snyder's vision" until it became clear First Steps wouldn't outgross Superman and they all pretended like they didn't say anything.
Death Before Dishonor.
How I sleep knowing there are new, finished movies by Park Chan-wook, Edgar Wright, and Guillermo del Toro out in the world and I can't watch them yet
Once again I want to give James Gunn a shout out for understanding and perfectly depicting the phenomenon of "objectively speaking this is a shit-ass dog but you love each other anyway".
