Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
An army of the dead sounds like appropriate peers for him
Taller than you’d think. Full of ire. I will make anything into a quesadilla. I like knives. Here for the resistance, sarcasm is my weapon of choice.
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An army of the dead sounds like appropriate peers for him
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably used a church scepter in an unconventional way
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard agree. Not a fresh flower in the garden of life. An heir to the Massengill fortune. Prob did coke off a newborn fontanelle.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
That can never be said enough, really.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Racist care bear looking furniture liking cabbage patch Draco Malfoy
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
She has small yappy dog energy and oyster cracker looking eyes
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t think of anyone who belongs less at an Easter egg roll
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
As an injury researcher I can say this is devastating for every single person on earth—our work keeps everyone safer.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
What in the Joseph Semmelweis is wrong with that guy
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Good, he’s a complete turd and more importantly shows no signs of competence whatsoever
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro literally made an ass of himself with this, his rectum opus
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow I did not expect alive. What wonderful news. Respect and gratitude to Van Hollen.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
If you put “churches” in place of Harvard I think he’s onto something
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the Whiteness Protection Program
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
She challenges my equanimity
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
I kissed the earth and I liked it
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
If you’ve ever been to The Villages you somehow understand The Lottery in a different way
Scott Galloway (@profgalloway.com) reposted
Prediction: Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Do these moths also turn to dust when you smack them with a towel? I’m not endorsing violence but normal moths do that which is freaky
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Call your congresspeople! This is a huge and critical contribution and an incredible way to show up.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not like her
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
He has a concept of a notion flanked by a possible idea on one side and an aim on the other
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh god
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Flour Rangers
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking thimble headed gherkin
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
They got a different bird inside, wtf
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Medusa come look at this man
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
Shock and awe now coming to institutions near you, stay tuned for more despair
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
How does one make trains unsafe? Does he mean because the poors are in them? What’s he scared of?
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Tammy Baldwin has been out forever.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s equally stupid is the way Trump supporters will find ways to justify this in their minds
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think he’s the first openly gay senator, but this still sucks
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yellow breasted titface or possibly a breakwing gobstopper
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
As much as I liked the Four Seasons debacle I’m pleased to laugh at another also stupid debacle
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bout to see some scurvy and manifest destiny soon
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Sing it. There’s no word for this level of lack of moral compass
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Next step for max profit is war, so I’m sure that’s on the table as well
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Large forehead gang rise up
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Usurpers gonna usurp
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Well cops touch fentanyl and pass out because they think it killed them so
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
For real.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuckface VonClownstick, as it were.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s just noise and chaos wrapped in skin but the noise is rusty train brakes and the chaos is borne of hate and selfishness. I feel like his internal organs are made of lint and decay. He sucks
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolute turd.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I like all the kicking.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
Thank you Wisconsin.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
Already had January Fools’ February Fools’ and March Fools’ so hard to guess what today will bring
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s offensively thick, you’re not missing anything. Imagine a gag reflex made into a beverage, plus nutmeg which I admit is nice
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
It still astonishes me that more people in politics and our media pretend to be concerned about kids having missed school than kids having been killed or sickened by Covid.
Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@artcandee.bsky.social) reposted
Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson made her Broadway debut in & Juliet this weekend in a one-night-only performance. She fulfilled a childhood dream. Love this! 💕
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s so Brady slumber party, I love it
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d sprinkle scabies mites into her cast
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay strong Eric we need you
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not understand why PAs exist. I mean I do, it’s a hurdle. But if I’m prescribing something why I gotta say it twice
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I sometimes think about what it would be like to just…do right by patients according to my education and training, without a weird oppositional cloud of insurance and admin hovering around us
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Sing it.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty good guys do not think that women who are asleep don’t experience distress with rape so it’s not rape
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like walking through a mine field wearing clown shoes right now in America
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if he’s cockblocking though? Like is there a strategy here
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
This could be the swan song to my moral distress
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s wild how much people don’t realize that any amount of legislative interference in patient-doctor relationship is…also going to affect them.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s like a snake eating its own tail, with no self awareness or gag reflex
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Flip flopping wind sock
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, gross.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh icky.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard agree. Institutions (of science and health) are already discussing whether he should visit; I say any appearance of lending legitimacy to this clown should be stringently avoided.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
It is just wild to appoint someone with literally no expertise in either health or, honestly, humans.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy sounds like he is reprehensible well beyond politics. Like killing room in his basement level of reprehensible.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
Which national parks are most at risk? Very concerned about this.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a real catch
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
These churches also do a great job of abusing and grooming children under the cover of homeschooling. To be clear, I do not think homeschooling is wrong—I think people like this exploit the ways in which children can be kept from the view of those who must report abuse.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Certainly not Merrick Garland, at any rate
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
“The ministry is falling. They are coming.” (obligatory JK Rowling sucks)
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
Internal small fires of glee as I think of ways to resist in the coming years.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
Yesterday I got so frazzled thinking about Texas concentration camps and pending pandemics I had to express my feelings through charcuterie
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Generally speaking I don’t want to mock anyone’s appearance but for Matt Gaetz I will gleefully make an exception
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
We went through this with Madison Cawthorn. Nobody wanted to know that he sexed with his cousin but alas
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
May I modify that to: will be even less safe
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
My distress at the lack of respect for expertise is now changing into distress that people don’t even know what expertise is.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
And resurrecting Andrew Jackson to lead the department of the interior
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
I just dont have it in me to do this again. Can we do the thing where we learn from the past and get on this right away? Kthx www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s kind of how it was watching Ketanji Brown Jackson go through hearings
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
How un-Christian
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Listen, I have been holding out hope for Merrick for so long. I haven’t allowed myself to feel disappointment yet because that means the hope is over. But evidence would suggest that my hope is futile
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
French very acceptable at times, no worries
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank goodness. That carpetbagging no farm having fat insulting absolute chode can exit stage left
Karly Kingsley (@karlykingsley.bsky.social) reposted
Tell me more about how you’re deeply concerned that men are transitioning just to prey on women in bathrooms but you’re not concerned at all about the men who are preying on women out in the open and becoming elected officials.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
NPR you need to do better on stories like this. I understand the need for balanced news but that does not mean give equivalent weight to non-experts who publicly and spectacularly jumped the shark.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Also: every single one of us in healthcare recommends lifestyle change whenever appropriate. It’s a heavy lift for people, and it’s often not well received. In fact people are often pissed.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll probably fall out of a window soon
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
Uggghh blargggh I cannot handle MTG even being considered for anything, she is an amateur modern art looking over baked potato full of delusions of adequacy.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
The ethics report probably doesn’t have any pictures of Matt Gaetz’s hog
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I was a Unitarian in a small town in the Midwest, and kids were assholes about it. This seems like a great way to encourage ostracizing. Also it sucks and is unconstitutional
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Poop and consequences
soul nate (@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social) reposted
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro has paid for more abortions than golf clubs, I’d bet
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear the sentiment but also see that this America is now ours, all of ours, and what we do with it is the only possible redemption for allowing it to happen.
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent
Well…
Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)
Run free, ladies, you are all of us