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Detachable Fetus

@detachablefetus.bsky.social

Taller than you’d think. Full of ire. I will make anything into a quesadilla. I like knives. Here for the resistance, sarcasm is my weapon of choice.

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

An army of the dead sounds like appropriate peers for him

23/4/2025, 5:04:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably used a church scepter in an unconventional way

23/4/2025, 5:02:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard agree. Not a fresh flower in the garden of life. An heir to the Massengill fortune. Prob did coke off a newborn fontanelle.

22/4/2025, 2:00:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

That can never be said enough, really.

22/4/2025, 1:09:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Racist care bear looking furniture liking cabbage patch Draco Malfoy

22/4/2025, 1:08:56 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

She has small yappy dog energy and oyster cracker looking eyes

22/4/2025, 1:06:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t think of anyone who belongs less at an Easter egg roll

22/4/2025, 12:59:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

As an injury researcher I can say this is devastating for every single person on earth—our work keeps everyone safer.

22/4/2025, 12:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

What in the Joseph Semmelweis is wrong with that guy

22/4/2025, 12:51:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Good, he’s a complete turd and more importantly shows no signs of competence whatsoever

22/4/2025, 12:49:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro literally made an ass of himself with this, his rectum opus

18/4/2025, 4:48:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow I did not expect alive. What wonderful news. Respect and gratitude to Van Hollen.

18/4/2025, 4:45:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

If you put “churches” in place of Harvard I think he’s onto something

16/4/2025, 3:42:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the Whiteness Protection Program

16/4/2025, 3:41:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

She challenges my equanimity

16/4/2025, 3:40:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

I kissed the earth and I liked it

16/4/2025, 3:39:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

If you’ve ever been to The Villages you somehow understand The Lottery in a different way

10/4/2025, 1:31:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Galloway (@profgalloway.com) reposted

Prediction: Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.

10/4/2025, 3:44:17 AM | 31824 6499 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Do these moths also turn to dust when you smack them with a towel? I’m not endorsing violence but normal moths do that which is freaky

8/4/2025, 2:30:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Call your congresspeople! This is a huge and critical contribution and an incredible way to show up.

7/4/2025, 3:26:42 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I do not like her

7/4/2025, 3:05:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

He has a concept of a notion flanked by a possible idea on one side and an aim on the other

7/4/2025, 2:40:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god

7/4/2025, 2:39:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Flour Rangers

5/4/2025, 2:58:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking thimble headed gherkin

5/4/2025, 2:57:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

They got a different bird inside, wtf

5/4/2025, 2:47:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Medusa come look at this man

5/4/2025, 2:46:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

Shock and awe now coming to institutions near you, stay tuned for more despair

5/4/2025, 2:33:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

How does one make trains unsafe? Does he mean because the poors are in them? What’s he scared of?

5/4/2025, 12:51:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Tammy Baldwin has been out forever.

4/4/2025, 3:55:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s equally stupid is the way Trump supporters will find ways to justify this in their minds

4/4/2025, 2:02:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think he’s the first openly gay senator, but this still sucks

4/4/2025, 2:01:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Yellow breasted titface or possibly a breakwing gobstopper

4/4/2025, 1:58:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

As much as I liked the Four Seasons debacle I’m pleased to laugh at another also stupid debacle

4/4/2025, 1:54:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Bout to see some scurvy and manifest destiny soon

4/4/2025, 1:51:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Sing it. There’s no word for this level of lack of moral compass

4/4/2025, 1:45:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Next step for max profit is war, so I’m sure that’s on the table as well

4/4/2025, 1:22:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Large forehead gang rise up

4/4/2025, 1:16:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Usurpers gonna usurp

2/4/2025, 7:00:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Well cops touch fentanyl and pass out because they think it killed them so

2/4/2025, 11:28:56 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

For real.

2/4/2025, 11:26:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuckface VonClownstick, as it were.

2/4/2025, 11:24:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s just noise and chaos wrapped in skin but the noise is rusty train brakes and the chaos is borne of hate and selfishness. I feel like his internal organs are made of lint and decay. He sucks

2/4/2025, 11:23:06 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolute turd.

2/4/2025, 11:14:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I like all the kicking.

2/4/2025, 11:13:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

Thank you Wisconsin.

2/4/2025, 11:11:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

Already had January Fools’ February Fools’ and March Fools’ so hard to guess what today will bring

1/4/2025, 12:42:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s offensively thick, you’re not missing anything. Imagine a gag reflex made into a beverage, plus nutmeg which I admit is nice

17/12/2024, 6:47:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted

It still astonishes me that more people in politics and our media pretend to be concerned about kids having missed school than kids having been killed or sickened by Covid.

17/12/2024, 4:38:25 PM | 10347 2996 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@artcandee.bsky.social) reposted

Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson made her Broadway debut in & Juliet this weekend in a one-night-only performance. She fulfilled a childhood dream. Love this! 💕

16/12/2024, 4:12:43 PM | 27855 2782 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s so Brady slumber party, I love it

12/12/2024, 3:08:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d sprinkle scabies mites into her cast

12/12/2024, 2:39:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Stay strong Eric we need you

12/12/2024, 2:38:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I do not understand why PAs exist. I mean I do, it’s a hurdle. But if I’m prescribing something why I gotta say it twice

12/12/2024, 2:35:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I sometimes think about what it would be like to just…do right by patients according to my education and training, without a weird oppositional cloud of insurance and admin hovering around us

12/12/2024, 2:34:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Sing it.

12/12/2024, 2:32:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty good guys do not think that women who are asleep don’t experience distress with rape so it’s not rape

12/12/2024, 2:31:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like walking through a mine field wearing clown shoes right now in America

12/12/2024, 2:24:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if he’s cockblocking though? Like is there a strategy here

12/12/2024, 2:22:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

This could be the swan song to my moral distress

12/12/2024, 2:14:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s wild how much people don’t realize that any amount of legislative interference in patient-doctor relationship is…also going to affect them.

12/12/2024, 2:12:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s like a snake eating its own tail, with no self awareness or gag reflex

12/12/2024, 2:10:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Flip flopping wind sock

12/12/2024, 2:07:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, gross.

6/12/2024, 3:42:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh icky.

3/12/2024, 9:53:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard agree. Institutions (of science and health) are already discussing whether he should visit; I say any appearance of lending legitimacy to this clown should be stringently avoided.

3/12/2024, 9:53:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

It is just wild to appoint someone with literally no expertise in either health or, honestly, humans.

3/12/2024, 9:49:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy sounds like he is reprehensible well beyond politics. Like killing room in his basement level of reprehensible.

3/12/2024, 9:42:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

Which national parks are most at risk? Very concerned about this.

3/12/2024, 9:41:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a real catch

3/12/2024, 9:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

These churches also do a great job of abusing and grooming children under the cover of homeschooling. To be clear, I do not think homeschooling is wrong—I think people like this exploit the ways in which children can be kept from the view of those who must report abuse.

3/12/2024, 9:39:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Certainly not Merrick Garland, at any rate

3/12/2024, 9:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

“The ministry is falling. They are coming.” (obligatory JK Rowling sucks)

24/11/2024, 2:44:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

Internal small fires of glee as I think of ways to resist in the coming years.

24/11/2024, 4:10:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

Yesterday I got so frazzled thinking about Texas concentration camps and pending pandemics I had to express my feelings through charcuterie

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21/11/2024, 8:30:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Generally speaking I don’t want to mock anyone’s appearance but for Matt Gaetz I will gleefully make an exception

20/11/2024, 5:52:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

We went through this with Madison Cawthorn. Nobody wanted to know that he sexed with his cousin but alas

19/11/2024, 11:25:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

May I modify that to: will be even less safe

19/11/2024, 11:17:51 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

My distress at the lack of respect for expertise is now changing into distress that people don’t even know what expertise is.

19/11/2024, 11:13:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

And resurrecting Andrew Jackson to lead the department of the interior

19/11/2024, 10:56:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

I just dont have it in me to do this again. Can we do the thing where we learn from the past and get on this right away? Kthx www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...

19/11/2024, 10:53:10 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s kind of how it was watching Ketanji Brown Jackson go through hearings

19/11/2024, 10:49:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

How un-Christian

19/11/2024, 3:34:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Listen, I have been holding out hope for Merrick for so long. I haven’t allowed myself to feel disappointment yet because that means the hope is over. But evidence would suggest that my hope is futile

19/11/2024, 3:30:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

French very acceptable at times, no worries

19/11/2024, 3:23:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank goodness. That carpetbagging no farm having fat insulting absolute chode can exit stage left

19/11/2024, 12:08:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karly Kingsley (@karlykingsley.bsky.social) reposted

Tell me more about how you’re deeply concerned that men are transitioning just to prey on women in bathrooms but you’re not concerned at all about the men who are preying on women out in the open and becoming elected officials.

18/11/2024, 11:26:22 PM | 994 256 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

NPR you need to do better on stories like this. I understand the need for balanced news but that does not mean give equivalent weight to non-experts who publicly and spectacularly jumped the shark.

19/11/2024, 12:04:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Also: every single one of us in healthcare recommends lifestyle change whenever appropriate. It’s a heavy lift for people, and it’s often not well received. In fact people are often pissed.

18/11/2024, 11:59:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

He’ll probably fall out of a window soon

18/11/2024, 11:39:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

Uggghh blargggh I cannot handle MTG even being considered for anything, she is an amateur modern art looking over baked potato full of delusions of adequacy.

18/11/2024, 5:29:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

The ethics report probably doesn’t have any pictures of Matt Gaetz’s hog

18/11/2024, 5:18:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I was a Unitarian in a small town in the Midwest, and kids were assholes about it. This seems like a great way to encourage ostracizing. Also it sucks and is unconstitutional

18/11/2024, 5:16:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Poop and consequences

17/11/2024, 9:43:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture soul nate (@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social) reposted

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

17/11/2024, 4:30:28 AM | 94603 9992 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro has paid for more abortions than golf clubs, I’d bet

17/11/2024, 9:39:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear the sentiment but also see that this America is now ours, all of ours, and what we do with it is the only possible redemption for allowing it to happen.

17/11/2024, 9:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social) reply parent

Well…

17/11/2024, 6:02:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Detachable Fetus (@detachablefetus.bsky.social)

Run free, ladies, you are all of us

17/11/2024, 2:12:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view