In that case maybe I’m the second coming. Might start a cult or something.
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In that case maybe I’m the second coming. Might start a cult or something.
There’s a guy rides his horse to the pub🤷♂️
After reading why I sincerely apologise. May also have a nightmare tonight
I am a long way from an expert but wasn’t it Mary?
Christ!
Mickey Dolenz riding a giant goose….
Might get one as a pet. Seems ideal, ride it to the pub and shop
I’ve never denied it😂
No im saying I’m easily confused but if the shoe fits….😂
😂
I stand by this😂
Not sure if I prefer it without the goggles. Just seems wrong now
😂🤫
I like donkeys. They seem chill
Neither. But a few police horses tried to stamp on me.
I don’t like rubbish either.
They should be available all year.
Those clothes get burned. Don’t want any dna evidence 🤫
Horses.
🤐
Milk and cold water vivid it a smoosh and let it soak.
They’re boring until they get a bit scratchy then they’re cunts.
It is t helping
Soul of a serial killer trapped inside.
That’s a Koala😂
Idk but who pulled that dolls arms off?😬
Those fucking things are terrifying. Detritus 😂
But the light is so beautiful
Go! The voices told me when ut takes my soul I will be eternal.
My knees shagged. Save yourself
Definitely has a skin suit hidden somewhere.
Went to the antique place. Stuff of nightmares.
I’m going to the hippy market. I used to mock them for their lack of hygiene and naivety. Nowadays I’m jealous of the naivety.
Sorry Mrs Pattinson
Pulled my bike into a space in Kensington with a guy standing in it. Got the “You can’t park here” he was very upset when I pointed out that I had.
The true national treasure
It it’s fun🤷♂️
Bravo
And a great angle to show off the full effect
This is an amazing pic.
Yep. My motto is if it’s not going to kill me or anyone else it’s not worth worrying about.
Christ I hadn’t thought of that!
Fuck that means I should be at work
It’s a drive of about an hour but took a little longer because I had to stop twice to drag pythons off the road.
Floyd The Who or tubular bells. Over and over and….
Not the point but all pasta is good pasta.
My daughter got much more impressive pictures but she hasn’t shared them yet.
Innit. Typically did it on the morning that there was the first cloud in weeks.
Was definitely worth the early alarm.
Definitely. Was a really nice morning but I needed a snooze when I got back.
Thanks. Wish I was that good. 😂
Anyway here’s a pic of what I got up ridiculously early for. Sadly my phone doesn’t really do it justice.
We aren’t everyone’s cup of tea and that’s fine. You’re genuine and that’s rarer than people think. You would definitely be missed.
Does it have indicators and brake lights though?
The headlights are a great safety feature
I for one welcome our alien robot overlords.
Tbf other people’s words are generally the best option in my case.
I like this, although it might be my tired brain idk
Did a thing it was fun. Now need to snooze
It is in the past so you may be right
OH!
0330 it is then
Dunno if mine could be worse😂
Mines definitely watered down. But it does change a bit depending who im talking to
South London. Defo not east London.
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And I have enough for breakfast
Best option
Ah I have experience with dodgy motels. FESTIVAL though!
Pizza!
David hunt
Holiday?
I got dinner.
I definitely ain’t posh. Is non poshos need to stick together
Thankfully there’s more than one loo
Been watching series one of rebus. Makes me homesick and but also makes me kinda sad listening to his brother and understanding him.
Ok we get us barred
Then I will get us barred😂
When I was in my twenties twenty year old girls where fun. When did they just become noise?😂
It is my residence of preference 😂
Have you ever read the book Girt? After reading this thread I think you would find it amusing and interesting in equal measure.
That’s a fucking stunning photo
I havent been to the local in a while tbf. And my house is full of young women wich is less appealing than it sounds
Nah I’m the one doing it and I have until Sunday night to have it finished. It’s just painting mostly
I still have to prep the living room when I get home 😂
Scratch that I went to the pub
Finished work at 14:00 on a Friday. Barnet cut Shower Prep living room for painting Dinner Get up at silly o clock for an adventure.
I need coffee and a shower followed by more coffee. Or a shower of coffee.
10 minutes and it is👍
They have called their party YUK
Happy anniversary and well done to Mr Emu
Minor positive spin is my new DJ name.
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I did that. Don’t think anyone got it 😂
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