good monday on a tuesday morning, dear bsky buddies! please brush your teeth and drink some water and medicate as appropriate. we need you at your best [and still love you at your worst]. and remember, keep a little hope in your heart
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good monday on a tuesday morning, dear bsky buddies! please brush your teeth and drink some water and medicate as appropriate. we need you at your best [and still love you at your worst]. and remember, keep a little hope in your heart
thanks for the input i have some looking stuff up to do
I'm not a member of any political party. I'm not a Democrat and I don't see getting Democrats elected as my problem or my cause. However, I think it's important to recognize that if we criticize Dems indiscriminately they'll tune us out. There need to be politicians we like and actions we applaud.
This is how you handle someone who tries to sell AI slop at a con: remove them, and then clown on them relentlessly
Describe police reform in 4 words
ope, need the hammer thingies ⚒️ ⚒️ ⚒️
⚒️! thank you! any suggestions for reference material are very welcome. 💚
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perhaps while all the rock hounds are getting excited about #mincup25, i can get some people who know things to look at some humble sandstone please me questions this is special interest territory [you'll have me monologuing]
@callanbentley.bsky.social any further thoughts or conclusions? am i just blind with the desire to find something after 15 years here?
good monday on a tuesday morning, dear bsky buddies! please brush your teeth and drink some water and medicate as appropriate. we need you at your best [and still love you at your worst]. and remember, keep a little hope in your heart
but when has competitive jingoism ever gone wrong
prayers up
. @bsky.app just start running this ad on X asap
don wanna can't make me
just saying...there is a potential fortune to be made in electronics, cars, and other fields for any company that fully goes all in on the realization that "people miss BUTTONS".
stop making a functional amygdala your entire personality karen
here, use this
Yall want the freedom to be mean to people without them complaining about it and it doesn’t work like that.
I have discovered a planet. A beaver-like creature lives there and feasts on time. Maybe you could dance there.
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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tfw you think that you're clever, and then search for your joke to find that 647 other people thought of it first
alright jk, some of the were ace badgers
every single person who liked these has a horny badger for their pfp
Dragon con remains undefeated.
@monkeyminion.com holy shit you're famous now
Gary vs. King Kong
There's Something About Gary.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Don’t Tell Gary The Babysitter’s Dead
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary A Fish Called Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary's Close Encounters of the Third Kind
I will stop talking shit about Belgium for the next 40 days.
trump expected to expectorate a 65-pound bezoar that immediately begins to hum and cause painful headaches to those nearby
almost the highest score you can get!
more like T minus a couple grams of anterior cingulate cortex, amirite?
xtra funny cuz vry high
all the fukn time 🫤
Trump has made a beautiful collage out of macaroni and pieces of multicolored corn and he wants to show us all his work
and all through the dump?
This is where I skeet from
promoting other artists 🥹
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Every single convention organizer, publisher, art director, project manager, etc. who's even once entertained the thought of using genAI imagery or LLM generated text at any stage should be paying *full* attention to how popular DragonCon is becoming for enforcing their "no genAI" policies.
dammit
and please don't have another one of those 💚
fair enough
I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.
This is magnificent.
oof, trump’s lookin rough today
you actually don’t even gotta do the second step, unless you’re some sorta nerd or whatever
this is my guidestar of writing
You might think moments like now are when you need to measure your posts Carefully weigh the pros and cons of if you should post now or wait 5 minutes, maybe 2 hours, hell maybe till 2pm. Absolutely not You should be going as hard as you can. As often as you can Post aggressively and haphazardly
i am keeping hope alive in the face of facts and truth. i stand defiant before reality itself, asking "aww please come on."
i am keeping hope alive in the face of facts and truth. i stand defiant before reality itself, asking "aww please come on."
respectfully disagree but your point is worthy imho in my veiw, vance has nowhere near the charisma needed to keep this wreck rolling fukt either way
The word I said was decor
gary glengarry glenn ross gary
gary glengarry glenn ross gary
Gary Fast Gary Furious
No one wants proof of life, btw
i wish i got paid a shitload to recycle stupid ideas like this catch up, bitch, bill mother fucking kristol is ahead of you
ffs people
bill mother fucking kristol is saying abolish ice how are we still on this
Delete my account? Bitch I don’t even know how to turn off the phone
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
if you want to pay last respects to rudy giuliani, veiwing hours are 9-11
on 9/11 if rudy giuliani sees his shadow we get six more weeks of he is dead
on 9/11 if rudy giuliani sees his shadow we get six more weeks of he is dead
Hey everyone - are you / do you know a budding or early career *freelance journalist*?? I'm offering 8 *free* calls with folks during Sept / Oct to share my experiences and advice on how to make freelance journalism work professionally. Contact me if you're interested. First come, first served.
i was against apartheid but a black man was mean i didn't like antisemitism until a jew was rude to me i opposed slavery until one got uppity wtf loser
i was against apartheid but a black man was mean i didn't like antisemitism until a jew was rude to me i opposed slavery until one got uppity wtf loser
dgaf whether you call yourself that actions matter
no i am saying you should act like one when people need it without worrying about how many compliments you get on it in other words, stop being conditional about human rights
oh boohoo motherfucker maybe instead of being a pouty bitch about it you can rise to the moment
Please talk to some Black people before dismissing the psychological impact of having Feds running around the neighborhood hemming people up en masse.
when it happens, a fun game will be reverse searching which bluesky account each of the Bluesky is Dying crowd is stealing from to send out their bangers on other platforms
hush now let me have this
*on the can doing squeezes to limber up*
Hi, what the fuck is going on at Walter Reed?
this person needs followers they did a service
Vaxxed?
BREAKING: trump spotted exiting yakub’s laboratory
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"and i got a 5 on the test, called the glasgow test, but it's a very hard test and i scored a 5 and they said sir — they were amazed — sir, that's almost the highest score on the glasgow scale, but they were amazed and it was — the test, i did wonderful, no way sleepy joe could have, just the best"
Charlie 🏆 Aug 2018 COTM 