arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code
arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code
I think this guy is gonna do it
how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
Bluskyisms in ackshun
So you remember that copaganda movie 'Walking Tall' (there was a remake of it with The Rock) where a sheriff cleans up a super corrupt town, despite being attacked multiple times and then he gets ambushed and his wife is killed and he's badly injured at which point the town rises up So....
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An F-15 would never.
Got her locked and loaded
I'm fortunate that I have a credit card to live on for now...but that's going to tap out eventually.
Entering month 2 of not being able to access my bank account because my Resident ID is expired and my employer is having issues renewing it. The joys of being a migrant worker.
I got kinda hit by a Rockstar energy drink bot like this, and it tried to turn at the last moment. Between the turn and me pushing it away, it fell over and starting beeping loudly as like 50+ cans of Rockstar went rolling all over the produce section. It wasn't there the next time I went.
A good weekend to remember that unions were the thing that gave us this holiday. The forty hour workweek, work place safety regulations and laws, and ensure pay increases despite federal stagnation. This is the worker's holiday.
Rock and roll, let's see how it works for you when you inevitably drop to your knees for Newsom!
Awesome straw argument!
I know. Literally anything to avoid examining yourselves, lol.
Awesome! Keep refusing to do a single iota of reflection, it's worked so well so far!
You got it, Scout!
If by "you people", you mean "lifelong Dem voter that has volunteered for local and national campaigns since 2002", sure. Lol. KHive never beating the allegations.
Sure thing! I'm sure you're also very confused about why Dem numbers and fundraising are in the basement right now, too.
I voted for Harris, and worked to get other people to, as well. It was a bad campaign hampered by Biden refusing to bow out until late. Cozying up to mythical Moderate Republicans didn't help and running to the right of Reagan on immigration didn't help. Sorry to be the one to tell you!
A mistake implies the outcome wasn't desired. This was no mistake.
Yeah, the lack of energy had nothing to do with the campaign....
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
this stuff is such a disgrace. a free citizen of a free country should be ashamed to engage in it.
dying at this reply
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
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Here’s a fact: I would NEVER vote for someone because Hakeem Jeffries told me to. He has no sway with me at all. I would, however, consider voting for someone if Zohran Mamdani told me to. Because if he likes someone, that’s worth a look. I think Hakeem doesn’t fully grasp that shift.
If you’re mad about Dems avoiding talking about DC, you can blame the Democratic quants, as demonstrated in this memo from David Shor’s Blue Rose Research
we see very clearly in public polling that people in california and D.C. hate the deployments and that americans broadly disapprove of them, but here we have an assertion that the smart strategy is to avoid any discussion of the situation in favor of a pivot to, you guessed it, kitchen table issues.
Had an argument in a 40K group last year because I said a single Viltrumite could clear the entire Adeptus Custodes without breaking a sweat. You'd have thought I'd broken into their homes and killed their pets.
Good to see her up and about! We also have a grey and white, Marshmallow, with a janky tail.
this is amazing. it's a great ad for Mamdani, obviously, but it's also an honest to god ad for unions and the power of labor.
I remember when they introduced (imposed) SharePoint to (on) the USAF. Immediately made everything dealing with any kind of report at least twice as difficult and annoying. There was basically no value added over just having a mapped network drive except the officers could check a box.
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if i was creating a Smithsonian of internet comedy this article would be treated as seriously as the invention of the electric lightbulb
If you're a slave, you are literally, by definition, enslaved. It does not matter by what means you became a slave.
Get this slop out of here.
There's at least 3 major data centers on the Oregon side of the Columbia. They exploit the river to cool and power them for cheap. Portland electricity bills have risen 33% over the last two years. They get a deal, we pay more. (That's the Columbia River in the link image)
Sherman, Grant, and OutKast on Stone Mountain.
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
Cops are, at their core, enormous cowards...so this tracks.
We need to stop treating law enforcement as politically neutral. They have never been. Their presence is a political statement. Every interaction they have with civilians is political speech.
For most of the last decade, our media and political class has panicked over the idea that progressives were intruding on free speech rights by loudly criticizing people with unpopular views. Anyway, here's far-right federal paramilitaries advertising that they'll rip down pro-immigrant messages.
I'd be shocked if they've studied 10% of that list to any real depth.
I'm from NW Georgia. Greene's district, God help us. Grew up inculcated in Lost Cause bullshit. Called it the "War of Northern Aggression" into high school. Not going scorched earth on the Confederate leaders and wealthy aristocracy was a massive mistake. Sherman should have kept marching.
Media is scared to say what’s happening so they’re pretending flooding DC with troops is just a crime-fighting policy, even though the people doing it are obviously quite clear it’s an authoritarian coup d’etat
Graham Linehan ruined his own life by walking down a path of hatred but forgetting to first become a billionaire writing beloved children’s books and THEN walking down a path of hatred
"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously" No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
Harris ran to the right of Reagan on immigration, abandoned the Left for the Cheneys, and "moderate republicans", proudly said she'd keep following Biden's genocide plan. I held my nose and voted for her, but come on.
The White House is mobilizing red state military forces to occupy a Democratic stronghold and let me tell you: No one has ever pretended something isn't happening harder than Democratic leaders are pretending this isn't happening right now.
The press has been downplaying the danger since the Tea Party, maybe even since Bush v Gore.
Again, if you actually pay attention to the kind of material that Vance and Miller and their neo-Nazi toadies interact with online it is extremely obvious why they’re invading DC. But our press has consistently decided the implications are too alarming and so they must pretend not to see it
If Newsom fell into an active volcano, it would be a net gain for society and a huge W for unhoused people.
Some Democrats have shown real heroism. But as a party they are disunited, ineffective, seemingly afraid of their shadows. What would an opposition party strategy look like if the Democrats were bold and united? Some thoughts... https://robertreich.substack.com/p/if-democrats-got-off-their-asses
They literally never carried it because they'd never had demand for it.
Sheer logistics. Too many to hang efficiently.
The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post
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it's a question of saving net lives. because if we don't get some people fighting back who thinks Sherman was too soft, we're gonna wind up needing people who think Dresden got let off easy
It had Stanley Tucci and Jessica Biel??
I'd go further and say every member of the Confederate government and every Confederate officer above the rank of Captain should have been hanged.
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I voted for Harris, but I notice you dodged the reflection lol.
as a general rule if you are in any kind of situation that might turn into a fight you don't want to pull out any object that is shaped like a gun. this includes those stupid pepperball guns and tasers.
Yeah, buddy, had absolutely nothing to do with running to the right of Reagan on immigration, facilitating a genocide, or cozying up the Cheneys in a bid to win the mythical Moderate Republican vote! Libs Do An Iota Of Reflection Challenge, level: Impossible.
My thanks for "volunteering" (read: it was the only option to escape the poverty spiral of my hometown) is my retirement pay and Tricare insurance. I neither need, nor ask for, thanks from anyone. I have also voted Dem for most of my adult life. Being young and dumb, I voted for Bush in 2000.
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq. “If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.” National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC. A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
Just noticed Marc Maron wore a Ship John Sashiko-Ori Townes Shirt on his new HBO special. Pretty stylish "in the know" choice for menswear nerds.
LIT SNOBS IN SHAMBLES
Need people to stop saying this is the original. It's not. It's younger than TMNT 2: The Secret of The Ooze.
as someone who likes to see the best in people the number of fuckers falling for the computer saying "while i'm just a chatbot... i think you're really special! ;)" is testing me
Lol, okay.
They weren't naive, they were fools. Stop treating them like children with no agency.
No, it wasn't. There was no split between Obama and Clinton until things flared up in Syria. She *was* a key driver of the reset, and hailed it as a big diplomatic win until it wasn't.
She was most certainly not against it. She said, years later, that she was skeptical at the time...but she a key driver of the reset. If a SoS believes strongly enough that the POTUS' foreign policy is wrong, they can resign in protest.
When Hasan Piker bought a $2.7 million house in LA for him and his family to live in, critics said he wasn’t a real socialist because it’s too expensive. When Zohran Mamdani rents a $2,300 a month apartment in NYC, critics say it’s too cheap for him and he’s not a real socialist. It’s all bad faith
LLM companies are worse at making money than Tommy Shrigley.
They're quite literally unprofitable, lol. The most demonstrably unprofitable "innovation" of the century so far.
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Imagine the saddest guffaw, that is the sound I just made.
Y'all will really never stop Falling For It.
What you're saying is hilariously wrong on so many levels. Saying shit like "Leninists killed Rosa Luxemburg" and expecting to be taken seriously.
Am just so feddup with all tha maroons whomst are runing tha country
This mostly seems to be Centrists crapping on Hogg, and Leftists supporting him.
What, then, were they naive about when they decided to trust the reset? Did they believe that Medvedev was actually running Russia with Putin as PM? "Naive" doesn't begin to cover it.
It's hilarious how y'all keep giving Dems every possible out. "Ohhh, the Secretary of State was just smol bean! How could anyone have known Russia wasn't trustworthy under Putin???".
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Sounds like using slurp juice on apes
it's hard to express how ugly and offensive John Boyne's The Boy With the Striped Pajamas is. Like, he literally makes up a good Nazi whose death is supposed to stand in for the deaths of all the Jews killed in the Holocaust.
Heinlein is pretty bad, though. The other two can wait until someone wants to read them.
One of those ladies just declared she earned her seat and no one can remove her from it, even with a constitutional Amendment. All of that is incorrect, and dangerously anti-constitutional. She also refused to resign under Biden so a younger Justice could take her seat.
Letter of the day (in the Times)
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
Not just worse...they're bad enough they make GRRM's look okay by comparison. I know sexuality is something we're burn with because otherwise I'd be asexual after reading Abercrombie sex scenes.
Dreamcast used "128 bit", and I remember thinking there had to be a better way at the time. Then PS2 showed up and refused to abide by it and it died out.