"get a job" pft, seems to me like my job is blowing this whistle, Mark.
"get a job" pft, seems to me like my job is blowing this whistle, Mark.
Right outside of Mark Cuban's house
A whole protest of people with loud whistles holding signs with a gofundme link that says "we'll stop blowing these whistles when we've made 3 million big ones"
Just because you can wear dental floss for shoes doesn't mean you should wear dental floss for shoes.
Thb, how most of my handshakes turn out also.
I can't wait for gen A to get into tight pants and NFT's in like 15 years
Every time I'm in this exact location I feel like I'm on some weird yellow brick road to Chat Pile's God's Country.
Giuliani getting ping pong'ed into the stratosphere by a car while trying to protect a domestic abuse victim on the side of the highway in New Hampshire is a wild sight.
The Rizzler will be in Black Ops 7 and Borderlands 4 in the same year bingo square.
a theater for dads to stand while watching a movie
This book was bound on 3rd shift because first and second shift didn't want to look like assholes in front of management.
At least the billions they get in funding is going towards someone useful
My favorite food is lozenges
I like it when you call me Sensible Soccer
You should try cigarettes before deciding if they are bad or not.
So stoked to hear about how he did peyote in the desert for 6 months and then got a better job at a bigger company.
I can't wait for Expendables 5 to come out so I can go through another 'looking up cool-large skull rings for bad dudes' phase. And also, start trying to determine what size my fingers are.
I only invite my French neighbor over and show him my sick hat collection.
If you don't make a good item, make a YouTube channel teaching other people how to make items.
You're thinking about hot dogs
I haven't even seen protests in DC other than the one dude that dropped his sandwich a little too vigorously. Are all these cops just sitting around playing Pick-up Sticks with a pile of glocks?
For a Dollar credit on my "Bonus Card" I'd rather approach the thief and turn it into an "Organized Retail Crime (ORC) involvement"
I like that YouTuber, John Oliver.
Manual cvt transmission where it's a stick and a slot and you just move the stick back and forth.
In Rhode Island instead of bobbing for apples on Halloween you bob for New York Systems (hot dogs) in coffee milk (chocolate milk bit with coffee flavor instead of chocolate) instead of water.
Remember when Sears bought Kmart and then Kmart used that money to buy Sears and then they both went out of business. That was a crazy moment in history to be working at Kmart and then Sears and then Kmart and then jobless.
I can't wait for 10 more years when Hank walks into the device, Bobby becomes Brother Dusk, GH becomes Brother Day and Bobby's child becomes Brother Dawn. Sorry.. Finished King of the Hill and started Foundation.
So, i got ambitious and ripped my CD collection. Pretty nice, on a plex server and all that. The issue is now I'm going to record stores and buying more CDs. That's how they get ya.
I tried an ebook once and didn't like it -dude who prints books for a living
Eddington is definitely going to be highschool substitute teacher movie in like 2050
Right, i mean. In order to actually make a dent in manufactured garments we're probably talking about a plot the size of a college campus being filled with machines we don't know how to set up or fix. Supposing you could even actually acquire all of the equipment needed.
What are we going to do with the cotton? Put it in a bin and hope it magically becomes fabric? The largest garment textile manufacturer is probably Fruit of the Loom and I'm guessing they aren't going to produce textiles for a direct competitor.
Been hearing about a dish called Pierogi. I've just got to try it.
Mamdani commercial: "A lot of you have been asking and here I am to announce I've converted to Judaism" *high fives Lander. Bernie Sanders does a cool one handed cartwheel. Cuomo's eyes explode in a Riki-Oh animation style Adams: "I've always felt like i have some distant Jewish relatives"
Hyperion needs a content warning for chapter 4. Idk what kind of content warning you use for oops your adult daughter got Benjamin Button'ed. It was a tremendously difficult read.
Fell down the pihole
On quick glance this looked like a weird Brooks Brothers X C.P. Company collaboration
Death Stranding 3
Were there window detractors when houses were invented? "If i wanted to be reminded of the outside I'd simply walk out there. I'm trying to be fully inside."
I've been hesitant to revisit Fievel Goes West. But that was definitely my first vivid theater moment. I was born the same year as An American Tale. The Honey, I Shrunk the Kids playground in Disney World was pretty rad. I wish i had that theater experience as a kid.
Gumby (2025)
A lot of cities in the US started getting rid of cycling lanes and or the barriers protecting cycling lanes to create more parking. Health care got way more expensive and is no longer required. Probably disproportionately affecting people that don't have cars. Also, SUVs BIG
Bottom up incentives are to trickle down economics as inverted triangles are to pyramids
"The President is very aware of our efforts," Bowser said.
Drank coffee when it was young
I also have 12 pictures of Chief Keef signed by Bubba Ray Dudley
Trying to buy a printing press tomorrow and need to make a couple bucks. Would anybody like to buy 58 pictures of Subaru WRX's with Don Mattingly signatures on each of them?
If you are going to be going into whatever city often the land cruiser will probably get you 10mpg and be a bitch to park.
Looking for someone with a Peterbilt to bring this whale to the state fair so i can deep fry it and put it on a stick.
They forecast next year would be up 8% and they needed that number to be 11% because it's bigger than 9.8%. 31 loyal people's lives are worth not being semi-sternly talked to by one investor
Mick Mulvaney is an SNL writer name if I've ever heard one.
People who have a couple broken arcade cabinets at home
Has there been a scene in The Fast and the Furious series where somebody pulled an e-brake to reverse driving and shot the chase car with a missile launcher out of the front windshield? Or am i misremembering
I mean, where something originated has little to do with it being the "best". Regardless, the US used to make very high quality denim and the sewing machines and looms the US used to make high quality denim were given to Japan after WWII. Which is why Japan is able to produce the best denim.
Boredoms Super Roots US release was published by Vice in 2006?
Found the boxes of CDs from high school. Happy to say. Pretty good taste in those days
😬 hopefully hot swappable
It's weird that rich people treat meme children as their personal court jesters for a while until a new meme child is born into virality.
Data East used AI to invent Hamburger, a treat we enjoy to this very day.
The Octopus and the Half-Decent Alibi was definitely a 1900's dime novel
Go to the Abercrombie and Fitch store (in paris) if you want to feel like you've walked into some weird alternate reality where Abercrombie and Fitch is cool enough to warrant a 4 story palace with long lines, gardens and armed guards.
nope, it's a filing cabinet.
Wow, i always thought sci-fi movies were just dramas but for nerds. Turns out they can be heist movies but some parts are in reverse or heist movies but they all go to bed together first. This changes some things.
If you and your spouse are connected on LinkedIn every meal is a tax write-off.
I like the little animation on your logo in the navbar, very slick
A while back I lost my entire CS:GO inventory. About $3k in stickers and skins. Someone copied my brothers profile/picture and happened to message me when i was overwhelmed with my 2 year old not sleeping. I clicked the damn link and poof. Just because you're *online* doesn't make you impervious.
It's still pretty crazy that Clair Obscur was made by one person who was also working full time at Tim Hortons and part time at Pharmaprix and only had like 1 hour a day to work on their game on a laptop in the Hortons parking lot.
Makes a bit of sense. The person calling you is initiating. It would be like if i walked up to somebody, stared at them and waited for them to say "hi" to me.
The Dems only want the Epstein files to see if Mamdani is in there. They're going to ignore everything else.
Pretty crazy that i can walk into a bank and get a loan to open a cocktail bar where my signature drink is malted milk balls dropped inside malt liquor and a small team of people with a combined 128 years experience can't get a loan to make a video game. My drink isn't even that good.
I just use an inkjet printer, in this case holographic inkjet sticker paper. Kindof a mid-high end consumer printer, nothing crazy and commercial. I think the only thing that really matters is a rear feed tray. I'm guessing thicker sticker paper wouldn't do well in a lower cartridge.
Some cases "gals", the real 1%ers.
Hording is good because sometimes you need the thing that everybody tells you you don't need anymore. Commonwealth X Clipse 2007
Con like convention or con like they kept all the money? Just making sure i didn't somehow miss something
3 of Elon's children stacked up in a long trenchcoat running for president.
Poor Joey Chestnut. Is this how things will end for him ?
We hope to serve the 6 people who have the EA App installed as well as 99,999,994 other people who will definitely install the EA App.
I started following Japanese tool makers for the cool hammers. Now my feed is 48% fan jackets.
Kojima was here
Not to mention. Lobster Mac and cheese and lobster tail in grits. Maybe it's just because I've been within an hour of Maine my whole life. Lobster is a thumbs up, some regular food over-priced containing a couple pieces of oddly cooked lobster is a big thumbs down. Sorry for the rant lol
A lot of odd ones also. Like.. Caviar, that's not really a food. Nobody is like "I heard this restaurant has really good caviar". If I'm moderately hungry and somebody says "mac and cheese or a bowl of caviar" I'm taking that Mac and cheese. Caviar is a circumstance food at best.
Abnormally upset that in Fountain of Youth they zoom in really close on a Bible printed in the "1500s" and they clearly used 4-color process ink on the prop that wasn't invented until like 1906.
Every Gen A child "Once a week when my dad isn't listening to a podcast we listen to something called Deathgrips"
"we saw many posts on Twitter that said "all the Jews should pack up and leave for their own good" and took them as good faith suggestions from people who *definitely* fear for Jewish safety"
Don't mistake my move to a moderately sized house in Ohio as enthusiasm.
Are you plugging it directly into other outlets or computer to surge protector to other outlets? Could be a surge protector that went bad.
Unplug the computer and plug something else into the same outlet
"going down to Wall Street to poll an accurate representation of "The Boys""
All of the billionaires who've been threatening to leave New York for the last 20 years. This is your moment. You can just leave. Go have fun in Sacramento or whatever.
An empty Kohler box in front of a dive bar increases property values like 87%.
The Google news on my phone is always 95% NCIS fan speculation. And 5% NCIS news.
