Swear to fucking God if we have to read one more ~but crime is DOWN in Chicago~ post
Swear to fucking God if we have to read one more ~but crime is DOWN in Chicago~ post
AND If he believes this is a distraction, where is the companion message that hammers Trump for inflation, jobs, Epstein, etc? We get neither. Fuckin weak. Nut up.
I generally like my rep, but I am disappointed in this “messaging” Calling Trump a “master” is weak. Framing the threat of a military occupation of our city as “distraction” is woefully outdated and dangerous. Mike - please take a lesson from Gov. Pritzker. You gotta swing your proverbial balls.
got some guys in my apartment working on the air conditioning unit. hit them with the "sorry it's hot in here, our ac hasn't been working" it did not go well
I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
I think a defining dynamic of the 2020s, on both the center and the left, is an inability to just call bad things bad without inserting nuance to demonstrate your sophistication/independence/whatever else. Sometimes it's just important to call bad things bad.
“Move fast and break things” attitude is for people that have grown accustomed to a life where consequences have never reached them.
Pritzker exhorts the news media to "tell it like it is:" "Donald Trump wants to use the U.S. Military to occupy a U.S. city, punish his dissidents and score political points." "Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. You are neither wanted here nor needed here."
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I've been offline for 5 hours so I haven't consumed today's horrors. I have consumed some joy. Here you go. add your own music 🥰 🐬 🦑
During trumps first presidency I finally understood why people chipped the names and likenesses of some pharaohs away from all surfaces and erased their name from history.
Reminds me of how I describe parenting - becoming one is like crossing an event horizon. You can never truly understand what’s on the other side until you cross, and those on the other side have no way of communicating exactly what it’s like back the other way
Wen pluff routes, @mattharmon.bsky.social ?
I just hope it makes some police officers feel like he’s criticizing them
I have tremendous respect for that product because no coffee could have a worse fucking name and simply not care.
It’s the only thing over 14 years old that Trump wants to fuck.
“THE POLICE ARE EXAGGERATING HOW SAFE IT IS” Oh yeah totally Fuckin clowns
nothing describes Democratic Party politicians better than constantly training and never fighting
These statements feel like they’re from a time and place that doesn’t exist I bet Booker’s phone from 2004 could write it in predictive T9 mode
Instead of making maps to show how other places with significant Black and/or Democratic populations have higher violent crime than DC Try don't cc @pbump.com
Tired of this horsedamn administration
Shrodinger’s Garden
I hope he has his bat.
You guys remember that pig that used to sell home and auto insurance?
If you meet the Buddha on a court - posterize his ass.
These are all fake player names from a Madden franchise that was sim’d to the year 2076
It’s why headline writing is more impactful than ever. Even (especially) if people don’t click, they at least “heard about” the negative story which leaves a lingering doubt. Wide coverage. Unfortunately the brain poisoning of media leaders has also made it deeper coverage.
“If it works out in DC” I bet I can guess what the administration’s evaluation will be on whether or not it worked out.
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-t...
I was about to post about how stupid their suggestion was and then realized I had fallen into the trap of arguing in good faith I hope this skeet warms the world another trillionth of a degree
Nobody wants to talk about it but my whole life has been a corporate psyop shifting the burden of saving our burning planet onto me, the consumer trapped in consumerism, when the reality is that my lifetime of recycling is negated by one private flight by Elon Musk, Bernie Sanders, or Taylor Swift.
I appreciate how Zohran Mamdani treats Cuomo like an enemy to defeat instead of a 'respected colleague' the way democrats campaign against their opponents "Andrew Cuomo is a sex offender who murdered the elderly at the request of his donors" yes indeed, more like this please!
Turns out you CAN piss on people and just tell them it’s raining.
Sometimes people veer so close to important things (like the explosion in use of pesticides after WW2 being tied to what we learned by studying chemical agents for war and having stockpiles of those agents left after the war), but there’s a key part where the conclusions they draw go haywire
Damn dude
But the men are way bigger whiners about it.
Shit.
“We go now…. TO THE HEXAHEXABOX!!!”
I am very salty about how much they get to flaunt their power right in our fucking faces
Women’s status is very rapidly eroding—in their civil rights protections, healthcare, access to the public sphere, and the cultural support for their independence and dignity. But there is no feminism: our public gender discourse is divided between transphobia and handwringing about man’s feelings.
Ah, so the air is finally nice and cool but I can’t breathe it because it’s unhealthy. Cool cool…
The lesson? If you fuck around, PT(will)FO
“Hey, nobody said I had to give a fuck! What gives with the question?”
Bless this camera op and their optimism/lack of attention
Honestly man if you everyone had fun for those 14s then it went great
[pats rocket on back] I think that’s a long time for your first time!
Not to mention that if you do the math on 18 months ago…
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Sig-heil’ing Billionaire Man! Wacky Waving Inflatable Sig-heil’ing Billionaire Man! Wacky Waving Inflatable Sig-heil’ing Billionaire Man!
Is this a sex skeet?
“Please file a bug report/feature request”
"edit: never mind, i figured it out"
“My city! I’m not supposed to get jigs in it!”
@dennycarter.bsky.social with a brain that sautéed? I can see it.
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One of the best choices I ever made was deciding not to stay at UW Madison for J school Somehow I was aware enough to realize that it was a career that I could be good at but would probably grind me down because I’m too soft for that kind of environment. So I became a video editor instead.
Sometimes things are so cringe-inducing that even our ears wince and we miss the actual point
“Hhhccrreps”
He did a pretty poor job of actually trying to say the opposite, haha
The world is very bad, but I found a squirrel that looks like Napoleon
He must have enough by now right? Right?
Cashews and raisins
Then had his staff hand-deliver announcements to mailboxes bragging about it
I bet Pete was real disappointed when he realized he misread the subject of the email
The last part of the grift is trying to get the biggest payout before it goes bust
I really enjoyed this interview with Joe Walker, the editor These insights in particular were awesome because the scenes and the way they were built are so critical to the film that it’s hard to imagine they were not written or shot that way www.provideocoalition.com/art-of-the-c...
This screenshot is so perfect. It’s such a specific kind of laugh that I can tell which reaction this is from
Phew - that’s a hot one
And key to that is making sure they can stockpile and move the spoils with currency besides the USD
Kevin McCallister-ass
I desperately need someone to bootleg Tiny Desk sets onto vinyl
Excuse me, this clearly is marked as “analysis” so you have to take it seriously.
Where’s the show where one fascist gets the shit beat out of them by 20 food pantry workers? I’d watch that. No debating though.
I have some that for some reason decided to grow super dense even though I tried making sure I clipped off suckers
This reveals the underlying truth that billionaires don’t acquire their wealth through imaginative innovation, but instead through imaginative exploitation.
Keep going, Big Dick Durbin
everytime i post "the media likes trump and wants to help him" someone always replies with "yup! he's good for ratings and clicks!" and a way you can tell it's not about ratings and clicks is that they shy away from publishing stories about trump and epstein, which are newsworthy and very popular
I was more interested in steak engines tbh
“Jeff reacted: shushing face emoji”
I am very bitter at how poorly the Biden administration acted to prevent the shit people they didn’t want to listen to were loudly predicting
You can’t fix it if you don’t name it, Louvre
Good points. For me, the culture around sports eroded as I got more cynical about the people who run leagues and teams and who profit from my attention. It was a lot of emotional energy for teams that I felt only wanted my fandom for whatever it could earn them. So I became a fantasy fan instead
Fuckin weirdos
I notice that Trump rarely talks about Pritzker. He doesn’t want that smoke.
Now he’s gotta wait for someone to ask about it so he can call it a “nasty question”
“There is no ESC… from Hell”
“Don’t ENTER, or you’ll be CTR+ALT+DELETED”
Curious
Governments and corporations put so much effort and money into things that make our lives worse and then act like things that make our lives better are impossible. Chicago once reversed the flow of a goddamn river.
