Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom
@diamondm1990.bsky.social
Lawyer, cool mom of 2 girls & Nutmeg the Dog, and host mom for multiple exchange students. SMU and Duke alum & wife of a Red Raider. Chiefs fan by birth. Spreading the gospel of Rick Steves.
created September 18, 2023
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Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
I would say thank goodness they can turn off their translation earpieces, but since many of them are at least bilingual and understand English, they have to listen to this lunatic that is somehow president of the United States anyway.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm in charge of the spring festival that benefits the band, he drives the Uhaul, and this year we've been roped into Theater VP in charge of all volunteers for the fall play and the musical.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, why didn't I think of advertising my house sitting services to these crazies. "Yes, just sign right here at the bottom of this deed, and I will make sure all of your things are taken care when you're in heaven."
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
I am thankful for the parents who really dedicate their time to the PTA & interact with the admin at our high school. I don't have the bandwidth (or, frankly, desire) for the all-year type of things, but my husband & I do volunteer for aspects of specific big events.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does this SI article talk so much about what this 20-something is wearing? Like, is SI a fashion blog now? [The polka dot shorts outfit is truly adorbs, but did no one else notice the LSU jersey hanging next to the mirror she took the selfie in?]
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that you're making all that sweet CFB podcaster and influencer money, you have so much leisure time for other pursuits.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Twirl Mom Report Week 4. Nothing of interest happened in college football this week. Really. I don't know what you're talking about. Wait. OkieState hilariously lost to Tulsa.They're a twirling school now, with 2 amazing twirlers. Great costumes that embrace the Cowboy vibe. Perfect use of fringe.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Hired Trump's makeup artist?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Took the lead. Then immediately gave up a TD, then another. Then a pick. It was fun being relevant for a short while. Sigh.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately there's a palpable odor in our defense today.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless they're referring to the smell.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Nobody calls Fort Worth "Funky Town."
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Tech is also winning on the scoreboard. SMU is not.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe we can outbid Tech in NIL next year since our kickers are useless. (Shh, don't tell my husband)
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
What a kick!
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Good to know that the Red Raiders are just as penalty prone as the Mustangs. Maybe we should just fly a big yellow flag at our house.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Fucking penalties. Get your shit together Mustangs.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop trying to make fetch happen. McAffee being a jackass is never going to adequately replace Corso donning headgear.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Same.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
There a doc on the BBQ family feuds in central Texas. It features the man with the greatest job ever: the Texas Monthly BBQ editor, who was once just an architect who liked to eat bbq & blog about it. Now he is bbq kingmaker. It's called "Family Beef."
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
The only "modern" music I associate with my mom is REO Speedwagon and maybe Hall & Oates. Though I love my mom very much, I pretty much recoil when REO Speedwagon comes on, while I still enjoy the music I associate with my dad.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Peter Paul & Mary, Steve Miller, Bob Seger, CCR, or Crosby Stills Nash & Young. But on the radio. He wasn't a cassette guy. I remember these fondly & had the cassettes or cds myself. Mom's tastes skewed more 50s & early 60s (or older).
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Unexpected left turn at the end there.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Never heard of it. Not growing up and not currently with a kid in high school.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
She's got an important funeral to attend after this and wasn't going to have time to change.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
TIL that Eddie George is Bowling Green's coach. I guess he really is taking a back seat to Pudge.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Buc-ee's. They also make a fruity pebbles version and a chocolate crispies version.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be dangerous for me. I love a caramel apple (usually with a layer of chocolate on top of the caramel, because why not?). And they slice it for you.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Had one last October. They're my go to vacation treat at places like Kilwin's and Rocky Mountain Fudge shops.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
I'll take 7 boxes please. That ought to last me through the end of September.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
I've been watching the replay of Mondo setting yet another WR. Anything else happening this evening that I need to know about?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Completely ignores how I met my husband: old fashioned video dating service. People (including me) scoff at the cringy commercials, but there's something to background & credit checks, & seeing people talk to a human interviewer (Bryan Cranston was apparently one) before agreeing to meet.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
He was very funny on SNL
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Next up: Vandy! Lead feature Sophia G.'s costumes have always been on point since she's been there. I love her pinstripe homage to the baseball team and her shiny gold is striking. One of the new twirlers has a very intricate geometric bodice that is different and interesting.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Week 3 Twirl Mom Uni Watch Report: I Love Gold! This week I highlight twirlers from 2 schools that share shiny gold in their colors & had very fun days yesterday. I'm a sucker for a costume that looks like a football jersey, though I would probably add more bling. Fun & unique costume by Kenerly.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time she rules that racial profiling of poor brown Spanish speaking people is perfectly fine, the Irish must suffer a truly excruciating loss.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Well I guess ND has to pay for inflicting Amy Coney Barrett on us.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
SMU v #2 Clemson tied at 1-1 in the 2nd half. Lots of people here, but you can't tell because stands only on 1 side. SMU playing tough. Son of my kid's godparents is a freshman goalie for SMU. (We're so proud!) Starting goalie is a 5th year sr.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Someone better be hiding the couches.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Such strong feelings. Even against Georgia?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Oh Vols. I feel really bad for you.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
What a brutal series. Shades of SMU last week.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Why not go for a touchdown? Why put it on a college kicker's leg if you don't have to settle?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
12 penalties for 130 yards plus 2 turnovers is not great.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, we're coming with my daughter to visit KState the weekend of Oct 11. Leads on 3 tickets. We're looking on the resale sites but thought you might know someone with extras.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
SMU had 6 penalties for 75 yards and 2 turnovers, so we "win!"
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like the windy birds are figuring it out.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it's good to see someone else struggling with a [insert state] State.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
2 Missouri State defenders called for targeting on one play overruled. Ridiculous over turn of the call on the hit in Jennings which was DEFINITELY helmet to helmet.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Normally hate that camera angle, but this is a beautiful photo.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
And now there are Cornyn ads about how consistently he has kissed trump's ring in my tv to make my SMU game watching even more enjoyable.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
The current Mountaineer is huge.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
We look like shit. Like everyone was out partying until 3 am. Which rumors are that's what our kicker was doing last week.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Sloppy. Undisciplined. Soft secondary. What are we doing?!!!
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Nice checkerboard, Vols! I love a signature textile pattern.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
College kickers. (Not complementary)
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Aaahh! What are we doing?! Pull your heads out mustangs!
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Our games being on at the same time means @mulligan99.bsky.social is relegated to the outdoor TV. Pony up! Wreck em!
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
I bet that stung, Dabo.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
College kickers baby!!! (complementary)
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's cold enough for a hoodie, keep the sleeves. If it's warm enough for short sleeves, then why the hoodie?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Served in a pie plate by the way.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Two of my favorite biscuit deliver devices: the Ol Bumber 7 and the CBGB at Norma's (I am a breakfast connoisseur and there's always leftovers).
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
It me.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Normally a Ron, but would try Thundering Herd. But my controversial breakfast take is that biscuits are an inferior breakfast sandwich bread. Usually too crumbly, dry, & break apart when eating. Preferred biscuit eating method is smothered in gravy. Had an excellent "Southern" Benedict last week.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, I retract my Shame gif. this is a perfect spot for this.
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Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
My daughter made herself a cake for her 1000th day.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Nigro's western store still over there?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Close to my sister's house.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
A real funcle would have a fathead of his niece. (Spoken by a parent who has a fathead of their child to take to games, plus buttons with added rhinestones for my twirling daughter, so ... take this advice as you will.)
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Funcle!!
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In this week’s newsletter I have thoughts on Ezra’s Klein value judgements about the “right way” to do politics.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Have a few HR professional good friends -- Marietta, Austin, and Frisco/Dallas -- I could pass along your resume to if you want to DM me.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
So sorry to hear this. What a stressful time. What are you looking for and where?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. But my question was not a serious one, but tongue in cheek. I like to think of these as wildlife glamour shots or senior photos rather than tripping a motion sensor.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Less fun than imagining her saying "here kitty kitty" with some cat treats and a feather on the end of a stick.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
But how does she get those mountain lions to pose for the perfect shot in the little area that is lit up?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
My family makes fun of me for constantly trying to discuss the interesting things I learn on that podcast at the dinner table.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you ever listen to The Economics of Everyday Things? It's a short 20 minutes about 1 little (or big) thing.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
What do you already listen to? What do you like?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
25-17
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Wow! SMU handled A& M easily! Hers match point. And we even made it to the parking garage for sunset.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Season tickets baby!
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
SMU rolls in the second set with serving that had the Aggies scrambling. 25-14. Pony up!
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Great serve receive and defense. SMU takes set 1 25-20.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Warming up for # 10 SMU v # 8 A&M. Available on ESPN 2.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
PETA demands that Pudge be renamed because naming him pudge it body shaming. Also, do not rub Pudge's belly, he didn't consent to being touched in that way.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Oh no! Woman next to me in the dr's office lab sitting area is TALKATIVE. Asked a dude who the superhero on his shirt is. (It's Captain America). Then asked Siri which cartoon had "diaper man" in it, went on to describe it and ask everyone if they remembered that cartoon. Then Speedracer.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Former Texas Ranger Gabe Kapler featured in 1st date with my husband. I took him to a game in the firm's suite. By the 8th inning, the game was not in doubt & everyone but us had left. But we stayed to see him break the Rangers hitting streak in the bottom of the 8th & we celebrated like idiots.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
So how is it that the Vikings head coach was hired fresh off his college internship?
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
I like it when the Progressive ads about becoming your parents ads hilariously point out things your parents do instead of feeling like biting personal attack ads.
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Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Good bbq requires no sauce. And it definitely shouldn't be runny vinegar stuff. Or mustardy stuff. The best thing about Carolina BBQ as far as I could tell when I live there were 1) putting it in a stew with lima beans, and 2) the hush puppies.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Porque no los dos? Get them both outta my face.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
My 8th great grandfather was the brother of Grover Cleveland's 4th great grandfather. Not sure what that makes me to Big Steve.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
Another costume that caught my eye was one of the Minnesota feature twirler's costume made by EA Black, a designer from Iowa I was unfamiliar with until recently. Love the gold shine, the multi colored stones, and the cross cross back.
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social)
Week 3 Twirl Mom Report: loving the new Texas Tech line costume with Raider Red by Showoff Inc. My kid is friends with several of the Tech twirlers she has competed against over the years. The Tech band and team entrance is underrated. One of the Top 5 imho. Wreck em!
Diamond M 1990 aka Cool Mom (@diamondm1990.bsky.social) reply parent
As you should. You have such a lovely green. Black unis are a scourge (if there's no black in your colors).