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@dickknob.bsky.social

Old UNIX guy, Shovelhead/911S owner, Artist, Writer Systems/Network/Data Admin/Engineer/Programmer/Analyst Beast Whisperer The 1% of society who just doesn't give a damn and the guy your mom warned you about.

created February 21, 2025

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2/9/2025, 8:16:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They talking!

2/9/2025, 8:15:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:00:24 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure you could find a way to make it cheaper.

2/9/2025, 8:11:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tater-Tots did not deserve that.

2/9/2025, 8:09:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got to say that was kind of anti-climatic.

2/9/2025, 7:22:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two minute warning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRKi...

2/9/2025, 6:29:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keeping the faith.

2/9/2025, 6:10:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent.

2/9/2025, 10:29:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trial balloon to see if the body double can pull it off.

2/9/2025, 10:25:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😳😳😳😳

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2/9/2025, 9:44:24 AM | 164 49 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he representing his constituency is the question.

2/9/2025, 10:23:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Who Farted (@dickknob.bsky.social) reply parent

The Nazi wants more Nazis. Seen this before. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...

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2/9/2025, 10:18:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Double Secret Probation!

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2/9/2025, 10:13:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the best posts ever.

2/9/2025, 10:08:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Who Farted (@dickknob.bsky.social) reply parent

Great argument. Never read copyright law? It actually gives me the right for me to copy and use your work. Got no clue how AI works or what it's doing? It's a tool and it scares you. "AI bad", sure, take that to court. Might look up, "Chesterton's Fence", while you're at it.

2/9/2025, 10:05:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sue Massa (@smassa.bsky.social) reposted

This is my 95-year-old neighbor. He's been living alone since his wife passed away from cancer, and not long ago, he also lost his loyal companion dog. Now, every day, our chicken Hei Hei escapes the yard just to visit him. She sits with him, accepts treats, and lets him pet her like an old

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1/9/2025, 7:32:58 PM | 105 38 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 12:52:39 AM | 78 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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ZOMG those poor kids.

2/9/2025, 1:21:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I demand he be Donald Trump's doctor!

2/9/2025, 1:18:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Who Farted (@dickknob.bsky.social) reply parent

Should get interesting. Seem to go through this with every new technology. First the villagers arrive at the gate with torches and pitchforks yelling, "Bring out the monster!"... You cannot put the genie back in the bottle. What is the mind but a vast database?

2/9/2025, 1:14:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is Russia's President.

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2/9/2025, 1:09:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey it's September! Anybody catch the cause of Autism from RFK Jr.?

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2/9/2025, 12:59:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sir Gavin!

2/9/2025, 12:55:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:35:43 PM | 181 69 | View on Bluesky | view

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Show me the art it stole. Everything I do is influenced by every bit of art and life I've ever seen. I'll walk around a computer or car show every day for a week doing nothing but stealing ideas since the 80's so I'm probably the wrong guy to speak to that.

2/9/2025, 12:49:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He hit a gusher.

2/9/2025, 12:43:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Who Farted (@dickknob.bsky.social) reply parent

There are computers wasting more out there that don't even make people laugh.

2/9/2025, 12:41:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahhaha rofl. Make it look cheaper than the Whitehouse.

2/9/2025, 12:39:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got a kind of theory it should never take more time than the joke lasts so maybe this is appropriate given the subject was of a moment that was dated already before it was finished.

2/9/2025, 12:35:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody seen Palsy yet?

2/9/2025, 12:20:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems appropriate.

2/9/2025, 12:18:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So young.

2/9/2025, 12:17:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'd be up way too soon.

2/9/2025, 12:16:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like, you were providing a service, rock and roll stars, white collar society you would never have seen otherwise. You were rolling in it all with a lighter than air feeling when you just turned around and bam we're dealing with the Heroin crowd and it's all serious life and death. That was crack.

2/9/2025, 12:06:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is a ball-chinian like Peter Griffin, that aint him.

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1/9/2025, 11:51:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Body double?? We've gone full Putin.

1/9/2025, 11:44:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heard his mob contractors paid him back in shoddy materials and workmanship. Pic of Trump Plaza for what that looks like;

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1/9/2025, 11:40:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@suewho82.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 11:24:50 AM | 29 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't think Woody would either.

1/9/2025, 11:24:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maaahhh Braaainnn!

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Profile picture Antonia πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™Democratic Election Judge, Autism Awareness (@antonia2024bsky.bsky.social) reposted

This πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

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Certainly not LA.

1/9/2025, 6:07:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL

1/9/2025, 6:06:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not too early is it?

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1/9/2025, 6:04:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paulette Feeney βŒοΈπŸ‘‘ (@pauletteparis1.bsky.social) reposted

Our TV president is avoiding the TV. Suspicious AF

31/8/2025, 11:22:01 PM | 7004 809 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely raised the bar there.

1/9/2025, 5:58:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Oh now they tell me..."

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Credit where credit's due.

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Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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I sincerely believe he is that stupid.

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www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...

1/9/2025, 4:15:36 PM | 3 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing! Gavin really is right about everything!

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Polygamy, underage... that might be ok in some sects..

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Godammit, I always jump too soon.

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Too Soon?

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Uh Oh, Too Soon?

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1/9/2025, 4:06:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really, No Words.

1/9/2025, 3:52:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know that aint him.

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Profile picture SavRTruthTiger πŸ’™πŸŒŠπŸŒŠπŸŒŠπŸ’™ (@michaeljjohnson.bsky.social) reposted

Our so-called President is a crime boss. Not news - but it’s worth repeating. He also reeks of β€œEpstain”. πŸ‘‡

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Profile picture JennΡ—e Jonzen - LLPπŸ––πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’› πŸ«πŸ·πŸŒΏβ˜˜οΈπŸ€ 🀟😈 Homegrown πŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’¨β­οΈβœ΄οΈβœ³οΈβœ‘οΈπŸŒŸ.πŸš«πŸŠπŸ†πŸ₯”πŸ›³οΈ8647🧿 (@astartiel.substack.com) reposted reply parent

He's dead, Jon.

1/9/2025, 5:08:51 AM | 33 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ksrnow (@ksrnow.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

There no longer is a Free Press in America. We only have more and more people who call themselves reporters/journalists who pathetically regurgitate Trump's lies in front of a camera or in print.

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Lmfao. @gtconway.bsky.social

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Profile picture Hermantics (@hermanishere24.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Slipping? How about slipped...already done. THIS IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW. Tho Trump is not included (he SO wants to be part of the World Dictator Party) but the world is moving on without him...both the good parts AND the bad parts. PLEASE READ & REPOST: levremembers.substack.com/p/breaking-d...

31/8/2025, 10:58:19 PM | 11 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is only a prop who has been dead from the neck up for 4 decades.

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Meanwhile Donnie has a stroke and goes into hiding.

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I have not seen the rest of the cabinet shirtless so they might all be in the gang.

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I get that.

1/9/2025, 10:31:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Close.

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Privacy on the internet is an illusion.

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They really came out of the woodwork.

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We love hurting children now, it's what we do.

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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

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I like the rebrand.

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There will be a press conference at the Four Seasons however.

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Thanks Al, Thoracic vertebrae are the 12 vertebrae (T1-T12) located in the middle section of the human spine, between the cervical and lumbar vertebrae. They are characterized by their unique connection to the ribs,

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I hope there's no film at 11. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

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It's memory burned in a camp fire, the ashes peed on and stirred.

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Not all Columbia House too!

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